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Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

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Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
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Los Angeles, CA

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Christina Pazsitzky & Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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@tomsegura

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English


Episodes

445-Wheeler Walker Jr- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

4/25/2018
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If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens. Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and it involves Tommy and Bert and Joey and Joe and well, dudes doing stuff exclusively with dudes. And Wheeler Walker Jr joins us and gives his thoughts on SCATTING and a whole lot more. Please support our sponsors: Go to Daily-Harvest.com and enter promo code MOM to get three items FREE in your...

Duration:01:54:31

444-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

4/17/2018
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Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria. By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does however do his video shirtless, which we've come to realize might mean WATCH OUT - not 100% well man sharing thoughts. Plus we talk about Andre the Giant's farts and more importantly his best friends beard. What do you think of a chin strap beard? AND, how many donut holes could you eat in one...

Duration:01:34:30

443-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

4/11/2018
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Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome you to learn from us. Also, God, is he real? Is he a he? Seems unlikely. If you ever wanted proof that religion is likely just comfort food, listen here. We are EXPERTS. Plus, God doesn't like sausage. (This is, of course, difficult to reconcile with the previous paragraph, but we also have an...

Duration:01:50:14

443-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

4/11/2018
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Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome you to learn from us. Also, God, is he real? Is he a he? Seems unlikely. If you ever wanted proof that religion is likely just comfort food, listen here. We are EXPERTS. Plus, God doesn't like sausage. (This is, of course, difficult to reconcile with the previous paragraph, but we also have an...

Duration:01:50:14

442-Alison Rosen-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

4/3/2018
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Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party. We thank YOU, the listener for sending in your Ball Hog vids and we talk to everyone's 'Best Friend' Alison Rosen about her new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged. Pull your jeans all the way up for this one, unless you use a wash cloth in the shower (because you are poor). Thank you for supporting our...

Duration:01:45:39

441-Tom Rhodes-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

3/27/2018
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There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up that someone called her the R word and she has a new and exciting version of English to battle back. PLUS, Age Gap Love is our new obsession. It's a show that follows couples who have way too many years in between them and yes, these people are gross. Old dudes, old ladies, just old, old, old. Yuck! Imagine someone loving your grandparents. Well, that's not the best way of putting...

Duration:01:35:12

440-The Sklar Bros-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

3/20/2018
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If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you. Plus, the golden duo of comedy joins us in studio. The Sklar bros also known as the Brothers Sklar put it down. Hilarious guys who are doing a LOT is all you need to know. They are also here to talk about their new documentary, Poop Talk, which as you can imagine, is right up our lane. Did the bros involve Tom and Tina in their new doc? You'll just...

Duration:02:05:13

440-The Sklar Bros-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

3/20/2018
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If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you. Plus, the golden duo of comedy joins us in studio. The Sklar bros also known as the Brothers Sklar put it down. Hilarious guys who are doing a LOT is all you need to know. They are also here to talk about their new documentary, Poop Talk, which as you can imagine, is right up our lane. Did the bros involve Tom and Tina in their new doc? You'll just...

Duration:02:05:13

439-Your Mom’s House with Christina P and Tom Segura

3/13/2018
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Get your power tools and sex toys ready for a fun, informative episode! The Jeans are high and tight with this one. We examine DPC's and what REALLY counts. Christina has a recent one that she shares. Do you think it should be verified? Tommy has high standards for Starbucks. Just like his dad does for McDonald's. Is he turning into Top Dog? Plus Blueban labels a file that makes the mommies laugh so hard we almost had to stop recording.

Duration:01:23:14

438-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

3/6/2018
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J-J-J-Jean Unit! We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their "Scenes." PLUS Tommy gives us the scoop on his "Scenes." Will he shoot DP's? Boy/girl? Boy/Boy/Girl? We get into all the details of his dream coming true. AND we go further into Love After LockUp. One of the greatest terrible shows of all time. AND just when we thought a listener prank call couldn't be topped, a new Gold Standard is set in this episode....

Duration:01:24:21

437-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

2/27/2018
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This week Jean and Jean get together to Meow Down. Here's a cool thing we explore today: God + Swinging. It's pretty neat if you're willing to listen while a stranger has sex with you and your spouse. Just try it. Come on! Plus, we're ALL IN on Love after Lock Up and you should be to. You should also reach out to a felon right now (for a relationship!). AND, one of your made an amazing call posing as Peyton Lafferty. This episode is AMAZE! Please support today's...

Duration:01:25:40

436-Johnny Pemberton-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

2/20/2018
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He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents. Semen. We know it's great for your skin. Is it also super nutritious? Try it out! AND we may have found a new Burp Champ. Turn the volume WAY UP! Show support by visiting our sponsors: ZipRecruiter.com/house SaatvaMattress.com SquareSpace.com CODE: MOM RXBAR.com/momshouse CODE: MOMSHOUSE

Duration:01:50:17

436-Johnny Pemberton-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

2/20/2018
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He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents. Semen. We know it's great for your skin. Is it also super nutritious? Try it out! AND we may have found a new Burp Champ. Turn the volume WAY UP! Show support by visiting our sponsors: ZipRecruiter.com/house SaatvaMattress.com SquareSpace.com CODE: MOM RXBAR.com/momshouse CODE: MOMSHOUSE

Duration:01:50:17

435-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

2/14/2018
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It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around. Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy.

Duration:01:24:39

435-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

2/14/2018
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It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around. Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy.

Duration:01:24:39

434-Marc Maron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

2/6/2018
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The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful podcast WTF inspired a television series and hundreds of copycats to do what he has mastered. He's funny, insightful, charming - look, we love him. So many laughs in this one with Would You Rather's, Fart Logic and so much more.

Duration:01:59:40

433-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

1/30/2018
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Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would. We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy. PLUS, will Bill stop gender identifying his child? We hope so. AND, will Bill laugh at a man getting crushed by a car? We have the footage.

Duration:02:08:16

432-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

1/24/2018
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Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen! We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up supporting him. PLUS - the reviews are in! People are loving DISGRACEFUL on Netflix. Everyone. 100% of everyone across the board. Not one negative review. We'll go over a few. Pull your jeans up.

Duration:01:28:31

432-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

1/24/2018
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Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen! We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up supporting him. PLUS - the reviews are in! People are loving DISGRACEFUL on Netflix. Everyone. 100% of everyone across the board. Not one negative review. We'll go over a few. Pull your jeans up.

Duration:01:28:31

431-Paul Gilmartin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

1/16/2018
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Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both. Also, are YOU a ball hog? Are you sure. Maybe you should Try it Out? The great Paul Gilmartin of the Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast joins us for some juvenile fun. We read emails, break down clips and basically act like 6th graders with him and we can't wait to do it again.

Duration:01:37:42

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