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Zombie book author Johnny B. Truant and dark horror writers David Wright and Sean Platt lead this podcast about everything in TV, books, film, and pop culture that's supernatural, creepy, or responds poorly to silver and/or wooden stakes. Packed with an odd combination of horror and juvenile wit, this show is your one-stop source for everything from "The Walking Dead" to "True Blood" to "Teen Wolf"… and just about everything else that goes bump in the night.

Zombie book author Johnny B. Truant and dark horror writers David Wright and Sean Platt lead this podcast about everything in TV, books, film, and pop culture that's supernatural, creepy, or responds poorly to silver and/or wooden stakes. Packed with an odd combination of horror and juvenile wit, this show is your one-stop source for everything from "The Walking Dead" to "True Blood" to "Teen Wolf"… and just about everything else that goes bump in the night.
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Cleveland, OH

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Zombie book author Johnny B. Truant and dark horror writers David Wright and Sean Platt lead this podcast about everything in TV, books, film, and pop culture that's supernatural, creepy, or responds poorly to silver and/or wooden stakes. Packed with an odd combination of horror and juvenile wit, this show is your one-stop source for everything from "The Walking Dead" to "True Blood" to "Teen Wolf"… and just about everything else that goes bump in the night.

Twitter:

@UndeadShow

Language:

English

Contact:

641-715-3900 ext 406


Episodes

WSE88 The Toxic Avenger

6/27/2018
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Dave teaches us about the finer details of ASMR and video game spectating. We then plot with strategic precision to expose our kids to The Toxic Avenger. The post WSE88 The Toxic Avenger appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:30:13

WSE87 The One We Didn’t Delete

5/23/2018
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This is the episode we didn't delete. In retrospect, we probably should have deleted this one too. Dave’s family prevents him from ranting about a particular text message, forcing us to buckle down and decide to write How to Win Your Marriage. The post WSE87 The One We Didn’t Delete appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:19:49

WSE86 Dave’s Racist Neighbor

4/25/2018
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Sean has nightmares about Tommy Wiseau joining Sterling & Stone, and Dave has an awkward encounter with his racist neighbor. The post WSE86 Dave’s Racist Neighbor appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:27:41

WSE85 Dave Gets a Midnight Visit

4/18/2018
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Dave gets a late night visitor after accepting life alert duties. Later, the guys pitch ideas to replace WSE as Dave won’t stop seeing the optimistic side of trite ideas. The post WSE85 Dave Gets a Midnight Visit appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:22:55

WSE84 The Talk and Three’s Company

4/11/2018
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Dave stresses about the day when [REDACTED] discovers WSE on YouTube. It couldn’t possibly be any worse than when he had to explain female anatomy to him, right? Afterward, Sean sings the scrotum song and decides to secure the rights to Three’s Company. The post WSE84 The Talk and Three’s Company appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:25:11

WSE83 Dave vs the B&B — SAS2018

3/23/2018
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Dave’s journey to Austin, TX was riddled with misery and construction. In this episode, Dave chronicles his trek to the land of ironically asshole drivers only to arrive at the very worst AirBnB anyone has ever visited. The post WSE83 Dave vs the B&B — SAS2018 appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:42:03

WSE82 Dave vs Dishes and 2 Stories

3/9/2018
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Dave is curious about how other people exist. For example: how do people wash dishes in a conventional sink? And why are all the kids these days saying “pussy–bitch–mothafucker?” Dave also shares how he protected [REDACTED] from a cutthroat gang of high school bullies. “Abyss” provided courtesy of Alasen (https://soundcloud.com/alasen) The post WSE82 Dave vs Dishes and 2 Stories appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:28:51

WSE81 Dave Doesn’t Remember His Wedding

3/2/2018
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Dave doesn’t remember his wedding, or Sean’s age, or anything else for that matter. But he does know three things to be true: Streaming services need to cut the shit. His mother-in-law may have no feeling in her butt. He’s a psychic. The post WSE81 Dave Doesn’t Remember His Wedding appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:27:59

WSE80 Stacking Plates is Bad

2/23/2018
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Sean shares his new scarf obsession when Dave adds Adam Driver to his shit-list. Dave then reveals that his wife is a “stacker” and his anxiety surrounding upcoming travel plans. Also, Dave is burdened with the task of recognizing his wife’s friends. The post WSE80 Stacking Plates is Bad appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:40:41

WSE79 Dave and the Dog Party

2/16/2018
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12 months. 30 Days. 1 changed man. Sean and Johnny pep-talk Dave after he starts a series of 30 day challenges. Sean is about to attend his first dog birthday party and reminds us how much heat can be lost from your neck. Then Dave shares his recent long and perilous journey to get to […] The post WSE79 Dave and the Dog Party appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:41:45

WSE78 Dave Gets Weepy Over Christmas

2/2/2018
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Dave’s heart grows three sizes when he has to break the news about Santa to his son and tries to enjoy things as they’re happening by living in the moment. Afterwards, Dave admits he sees the world through shit-stained glasses and Sean expresses his sadness when he reads Dave’s writing. The post WSE78 Dave Gets Weepy Over Christmas appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:35:49

WSE77 Dave Will Save the Neighbor if it’s Convenient

1/19/2018
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All Dave wants for Christmas is for the manufactured happy music to stop. In this episode, Dave draws the boundaries around sexual deviancy, investigates Max Hardcore, then pitches the Best. Show. Ever. Later, Dave is entrusted with the well-being of his neighbor and then explores his changing body. The post WSE77 Dave Will Save the Neighbor if it’s Convenient appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:42:53

WSE76 Dave the (Assistant) Coach

1/5/2018
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Dave coaches his son in sports. Johnny and Sean stand in as Dave’s son and ask the hard hitting questions that parents everywhere face everyday. Finally, Dave lists the worst smells EVER. The post WSE76 Dave the (Assistant) Coach appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:32:51

WSE75 Dave Can Smell Lies

12/22/2017
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Sean tells a prank story about two roommates who live together at home and Dave shares how Worst. Show. Ever. reinvigorated his marriage. Hopefully [REDACTED] listens to this one, so she knows Dave’s ice cream preferences. Later, Dave decides which celebrities are allowed to have a gun. The post WSE75 Dave Can Smell Lies appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:38:49

WSE74 Dinner with Dave

12/8/2017
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What happens when Dave goes to dinner and encounters racism? This episode finally shares the answer. Afterward, Johnny tells Dave how to escape his odd corner of the universe where frying oil is a dietary solution. The post WSE74 Dinner with Dave appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:28:31

WSE73 Never Try Anything New

11/24/2017
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Dave’s back again with another restaurant review, further proving that all restaurants are guilty until proven innocent. Afterwards, Dave lists 10 rules for that all wait staff should—nay, MUST—obey. The post WSE73 Never Try Anything New appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:36:47

WSE72 Dave Wasn’t Invited

11/10/2017
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When you hear a scream, which way do you run? Johnny and Sean share stories from NINC in Florida and lose all possibility for IHOP sponsoring the show. Later, Dave shares why you should hate yourself for eating lobster. The post WSE72 Dave Wasn’t Invited appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:36:12

WSE71 Dave vs The Hurricane

10/27/2017
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Dave recounts his experience with hurricane Irma. Power outages, Mad Max levels of chaos, and driving-lane-induced spitting branches of reality all come into play in this epic tale. We also find out why the world does not need a little Dave as [REDACTED] reveals that he’s inherited his father’s debate gene. The post WSE71 Dave vs The Hurricane appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:51:54

WSE70 How Not to Do the Dishes

10/13/2017
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Dave arrives with a list of grudge-less grievances and reveals the magic solution to cleaning cheese off of plate. He shares how one might escape someone with an offensive smell, then professes absolute neutrality/hate towards old and new Taylor Swift. The post WSE70 How Not to Do the Dishes appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:42:43

WSE69 Dave vs. Porn

9/29/2017
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Johnny, Sean, and Dave plot how best to expose [REDACTED] Jr. to sex and, ultimately, porn so that he can watch the new Spider-Man movie. The post WSE69 Dave vs. Porn appeared first on Sterling & Stone.

Duration:00:36:29