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In the pre-Avatar, post 9/11 world of the early 2000s, three friends met in the single hallway of their tiny Texas Christian highschool. Mark Dolph, Jose Treviño and Joseph Richardson immediately hit it off over their shared love for the lowbrow, the highbrow and the mediumbrow. Later, Marisa Treviño– yes relation– made their tripod into a quadropod. Since then, few have consumed and discussed random popular culture with as much rage and gusto. They decided to turn these weekly discussions into a podcast. Whether they’re inane or insane, bitchy or bewitchy, these four will always be Completely Seriously.

In the pre-Avatar, post 9/11 world of the early 2000s, three friends met in the single hallway of their tiny Texas Christian highschool. Mark Dolph, Jose Treviño and Joseph Richardson immediately hit it off over their shared love for the lowbrow, the highbrow and the mediumbrow. Later, Marisa Treviño– yes relation– made their tripod into a quadropod. Since then, few have consumed and discussed random popular culture with as much rage and gusto. They decided to turn these weekly discussions into a podcast. Whether they’re inane or insane, bitchy or bewitchy, these four will always be Completely Seriously.

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United States

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In the pre-Avatar, post 9/11 world of the early 2000s, three friends met in the single hallway of their tiny Texas Christian highschool. Mark Dolph, Jose Treviño and Joseph Richardson immediately hit it off over their shared love for the lowbrow, the highbrow and the mediumbrow. Later, Marisa Treviño– yes relation– made their tripod into a quadropod. Since then, few have consumed and discussed random popular culture with as much rage and gusto. They decided to turn these weekly discussions into a podcast. Whether they’re inane or insane, bitchy or bewitchy, these four will always be Completely Seriously.

Language:

English


Episodes

97 - Interstellar - Why’d ya burn your beans, Tom?

8/3/2020
This week, we’re swimming through a sky-high wave of beans to talk about our renewed love of Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar. Come for the space, stay for the beans. Goya Beans! They’re Beans!

Duration:02:17:40

96 - 365 DNI - Eating corn while discussing porn.

7/6/2020
This has the potential to be our hottest episode yet. What happens when an Italian mafioso kidnaps a Polish woman in order to fall in love with him after a year? Blowjobs, intricate paintings of strange women, multiple makeover montages, falling off a ship, crime, drone shots of boning, sexual extortion, and you get Netflix’s first erotic humpfest 365 Dni (Days).

Duration:01:23:08

95 - We come back to you now at the turn of the tide.

6/24/2020
This week we’re taking the opportunity to really dig into the tragic and momentous events and earth shifting changes happening around us. We’ll be back with the movies next week. Correction: In the episode, Joey mentions a woman with groceries who was shoved to the ground by police in Dallas. This was an accidental conflation of two separate events. The woman Joey describes was allegedly hit in the face with a rubber bullet.

Duration:01:28:24

94 - Beastars - 7-12 - Rumination? That’s what cows do.

5/17/2020
We’re talking about the second part of #Beastars. Joe gets big mad about lions with guns and a hen’s unnecessary narrative. Jose and Marisa get mad at Joe and Mark for not liking an anime. Mark gets mad at high school drama. Come for the frank discussion of Coronavirus news, stay for the four dorks yelling at each other about anime.

Duration:01:04:48

93 - Beastars 1-6 - These are all abominations

5/6/2020
We’re fighting the forces of the ‘rona to bring you the freshest, furriest anime Beastars. Imagine a world where both carnivore and herbivore alike can be awful high school theater kids.

Duration:01:12:10

92 - Onward - Brother-daddy embrace

4/24/2020
Have you found a cartoon elf mom hot or not understood how pizza ordering works or wanted a daddy-brother or guessed at the length of a centaur’s “wizard staff”? Then we’ve got you freaks covered in this week’s episode on Pixar’s latest Onward.

Duration:01:13:44

91 - Tiger King - Glad I never got into the cat business.

3/29/2020
In our opinion, nothing we say can prepare you for Netflix’s latest docuseries Tiger King. We’re currently obsessed with our imprisoned king Joe Exotic, and, after watching this documentary, you will be too. We dive into the wild saga of backwoods private zoos, missing husbands, Miami drug dealers, harems, murder-for-hire and dumb criminals. We guarantee you’ll never be the same, in our opinion.

Duration:01:24:08

90 - Color Out of Space - You drink, you cream Abdul-Jabbar

3/9/2020
We watched the latest entry in the Nicolas Cage-aissance The Color Out of Space in all its magenta, stinky, 360° no-look vegetable slam dunk glory.

Duration:01:12:11

89 - Birds of Prey - Butthole sized?

3/2/2020
We’re back in Gotham this week to cover Birds of Prey (and the Fanbtabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn). We’re talking about our deep seated fear of funhouses, celebrating Italian culture, misnaming detectives and mispronouncing “explosion.”

Duration:01:18:28

88 - To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You - Snay what you need to Snay

2/24/2020
This week, Marisa discovers a new word for genitalia, Joey self-pities, José drops the dime on a dear friend and Mark declares us canceled. We’re diving deep into To All the Boys: P.S. I Still Love You. We’re also joined this week by guest extraordinaire and theme establisher Courtney Paige. Stay tuned after to hear her new song “Wild” https://open.spotify.com/track/4KXZ3XCtQLFbEXWtfZ6Rnf?si=BEunGHhDS3ikiAjjUM1lrg

Duration:01:59:58

87 - Brick: Sneakity, Snackity, Snookity

2/17/2020
Ah, high school. Classes, drama, sports, fights in the parking lot, knife-wielding assassins, deciding who to eat lunch with or who to turn over to the administration and police for drug crimes. This week, we’re watching Brick. A scrappy teen detective takes on a crew of 311 fans, a mad drug pushing Tolkien enthusiast in a cape, Femme Fatales with curfews, incompetent ass vice-principals and Brad Bramish. But before you mash that download button, you better be sure you wanna know what you...

Duration:01:35:36

86 - Knives Out - Donut holes WITHIN donut holes

2/10/2020
Marisa serenades us, Jose does his taxes, Mark forgives Rian Johnson and Joey gets a little too real, a little too raw. We watch Knives Out and lay out how this may be the best movie and director of all time.

Duration:01:26:00

85 - The Lighthouse - It’s yuck. It’s yucky water.

2/3/2020
HARK!! We call on Triton to bellow, bid our father the Sea King to rise from the depths full foul in his fury and chat with us about #TheLighthouse.

Duration:01:11:35

84 - The Witcher - Episodes 7 and 8 - Obviously the Witcher is so much gooder

1/27/2020
This week, Joey goes all in against preacher’s kids, Marisa sexualises ANOTHER mage, Mark tells a harrowing Christian bullying story, and José schools us on Ancient Roman Military practices. That’s right folks, we’re covering the final two episodes of season one of The Witcher.

Duration:01:18:44

83 - The Witcher - Episodes 5 and 6 - Not the man butt I wanted to see.

1/20/2020
We’re talking THICC, Campbell’s Chunky socks, discussing Witchers notoriously short but effective resumes, Seagal-ing ruffian necks and we’re chatting about episodes five and six of the Witcher. We’ve got all the Frigglebert from Gobnob and Moosleploof of Xzezellpleck content your heart desires.

Duration:01:27:39

82 - The Witcher - Episodes 3 and 4 - Scholars are perverts. That’s canon.

1/13/2020
Lots to unpack in these two episodes of The Witcher. We’ve got timelines whipping around, surprising laws, Bad Boysing steak knives at fancy dinner murder fights, assassin bugs and their lazy knife mages, and confounding mispronunciations of basic words.

Duration:02:02:07

81 - The Witcher - Episodes 1 and 2 - Welcome to Milfgaard

1/6/2020
Grab your two swords, grab a few marks, kill a couple Polish folk monsters and join us as we cover the Netflix original The Witcher.

Duration:01:21:45

80 - The Mandalorian - Chapters 7 and 8 - Don’t say my mouth like that

12/30/2019
We’re finally free from our Star Wars indentured servitude as the first season of The Mandalorian comes to an end. Joey makes Jose and Marisa cry, Marisa grosses out the boys, Mark prays for a bidet for Joey and Jose - our resident sword guy - expounds on some lightsaber science.

Duration:01:31:14

79 - Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - What did you think about Felicity?

12/27/2019
We’re back and feeling unsafe in our kinks with Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. Listen close as Joey’s nose makes odd sounds, as Jose calls for the assassination of Chewbacca, as Marisa gets passionate about space horses and as Mark deems the cavern holes weak.

Duration:01:12:11

78 - The Mandalorian - Chapters 5 and 6 - Jango Fett? Just forget about him.

12/19/2019
We’re tackling episodes 5 and 6 of The Mandalorian this week. Jose and Joey attack. Mark defends. Marisa is MIA on the desert planet Tatooine underneath her pile of blankets.

Duration:00:53:46