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#63: 5th Grade Teachers Shouldn't Eat Onions

4/19/2019
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Noah and Dustin do a Two-Minute Improv Story, How-To, and finish it off with some New Choice! Support the show on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Random Word Generator Visit a WikiHow Article How to Zigzag EdgesHow to Wear False Magnetic Eyelashes Visit a Random Subreddit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Find Me on the Web: YouTube Channel Follow me on Twitter: @Nomich_

Duration:00:32:09

#62: Water Water Water Water Water Water!

4/12/2019
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Noah and Asa bring you some Fortunately, Unfortunately, improvised infomercial products, and do some Rap BADdles! Support the show on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Visit a Wikipedia Article Random Word Generator Music Used in Segment 2: Lucky DayInevitableYou're There YACHT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Find Me on the Web: YouTube Channel Follow me on Twitter: @Nomich_

Duration:00:30:02

#61: "Anne Frankenstein" by Will Smith

4/5/2019
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Noah (Nomich) and Ashley Klassen kick off season 4 of the show with New Choice, a Stupid BuzzFeed quiz, and Morchid Tales! Support the show on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Ashley's Website Take the BuzzFeed quiz we did in this episode. Visit a random subreddit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Find Me on the Web: YouTube Channel Follow me on Twitter: @Nomich_

Duration:00:35:57

Season 4 Trailer: New Episode Next Friday!

3/30/2019
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New episode next Friday. Stay tuned! Support me on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Previous Episode: #60: The Best of Segmented Music Used (And Legal Copyright Stuff): Funk Game Loop by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist: http://incompetech.com/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Find Me on the Web: YouTube Channel Follow us on Twitter: @Nomich_

Duration:00:02:30

Segmented Will Be Back; Stay Tuned!

2/28/2019
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Noah gives you reassurance that Segmented will be coming back. Stay tuned, everyone! Support me on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Previous Episode: #60: The Best of Segmented Music Used (And Legal Copyright Stuff): Funk Game Loop by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license Source Artist: http://incompetech.com/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Find Me on the Web: YouTube Channel Follow us on Twitter: @Nomich_

Duration:00:01:03

#60: Best-Of Segmented

2/22/2019
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) wrap up season 3 of the podcast and say farewell to Ben with a special Best-Of episode. Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Episodes Included in this Collection: #43: "Emo Is The Only True Music"#23: "Just Alice": An Edgar Wright Film#22: "Stop Being ImPERTinent" | Feat. Ryan Matlock!#12: Australia Day Special#35: How to Kill Gremlins#29: Archaeologists Specializing in Arkeology#47: A Unicorn Story... For Adults#36:...

Duration:01:11:17

#59: "It's Just Like Hamlet!"

2/15/2019
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) do a 60-second Improv Story, discuss swearing, Bohemian Rhapsody, X-Men and more, and bring you episode #3 of SOAP! Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: The episode of The Allusionist mentioned in this episode. The Are of the PG-13 F-Bomb ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Find Us On the Web: Nomich Tendo Follow us on Twitter: @Nomich_ @TisTendo

Duration:00:35:59

#58: "Stay Hydrated on SunnyD"

2/8/2019
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) perform a song written by a Patron, give you some great advice, and do "Heck Yeah!" Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: View the Source Material For Apple Grove City How To Learn JapaneseHow To Make Handmade JewelryHow to Lower Hematocrit Levels Visit a Wikipedia Article ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Find Us On the Web: Nomich Tendo Follow us on Twitter: @Nomich_ @TisTendo We're free at last! Our clones are...

Duration:00:33:59

#57: 60-Dollar Interdimensional Portals

2/1/2019
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) do a BuzzFeed quiz, bring you some I Don't Know, Man, and do some Half-Life! Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: BuzzFeed quizRandom Word GeneratorWikipedia Article ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Find Us On the Web: Nomich Tendo Follow us on Twitter: @Nomich_ @TisTendo

Duration:00:41:54

#56: The Anonymous Combustible Bean

1/25/2019
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) bring you some Two-Minute Improv Story, some fictional infomercial products, and episode two of SOAP! Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Random Word Generator Songs used in Segment 2: Lucky DayRêverieKomputoInevitable Intro Music Used For Recap on SOAP: Where Am I by Text Me Records ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nomich: http://www.youtube.com/c/NomichReal Tendo: http://www.youtube.com/c/supertendoboy Follow...

Duration:00:31:32

#55: "Fraaaaank Can't Eat"

1/18/2019
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) bring you some Fortunately, Unfortunately, New Choice, and Anti-ASMR! Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Random Word Generator Visit a Random WikiHow Article ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nomich: http://www.youtube.com/c/NomichReal Tendo: http://www.youtube.com/c/supertendoboy Follow us on Twitter: @Nomich_ @TisTendo

Duration:00:31:44

#54: Walruses = Warrior Seals

1/11/2019
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) bring you some I Don't Know, Man, do some A.C.E., and rant about a whole slew of things (but not really)! Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Random Word Generator ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nomich: http://www.youtube.com/c/NomichReal Tendo: http://www.youtube.com/c/supertendoboy Follow us on Twitter: @Nomich_ @TisTendo

Duration:00:34:59

#53: "Always On The Rise, Always on the Fresh"

1/4/2019
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) bring you 60-second Improv Story, create a band known as Ultra Fresh, and do an improvised Soap Opera with SOAP! Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Random Word Generator Get fonts from DaFont.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nomich: http://www.youtube.com/c/NomichReal Tendo: http://www.youtube.com/c/supertendoboy Follow us on Twitter: @Nomich_ @TisTendo

Duration:00:31:06

#52: Don't Give Baby Birds Drugs

12/28/2018
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) bring you Two-minute Improv Story, more Morchid Tales, and some YouTube Clickbait Guess! Support us on Patreon SPONSORED BY: Nested Gem Inc. - Cyber + Home Security For 60% off your first Home Security Starter Kit, go to: nestedgem.wakawaka/segmented! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Random Word Generator ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nomich: http://www.youtube.com/c/NomichReal Tendo:...

Duration:00:32:38

#51: "Produce Eats People"

12/21/2018
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) do New Choice, Interviews with an Imaginary Person, and invent a whole bunch of Infomercial Products! Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Visit a Random Wikipedia Article Random Word Generator Music Used in Segment 3: Mint Chocolate 2aWishful ThinkingBoardroom ThemeSantorini 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nomich: http://www.youtube.com/c/NomichReal Tendo: http://www.youtube.com/c/supertendoboy Follow us on...

Duration:00:33:52

#50: "Frog, You Are Alone"

12/7/2018
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) do Half-Life, play Will You Press the Button?, and answer some absurd questions with I Don't Know, Man! Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Play Will You Press the Button? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nomich: http://www.youtube.com/c/NomichReal Tendo: http://www.youtube.com/c/supertendoboy Follow us on Twitter: @Nomich_ @TisTendo

Duration:00:40:19

#49: "The Bigger the Shed, The Larger the Lawn Mower"

12/1/2018
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) rant about everything/nothing, take a Stupid BuzzFeed quiz, and bring you Segue! Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: Random Word Generator Take the Quiz We Did Visit a Random Wikipedia Article ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nomich: http://www.youtube.com/c/NomichReal Tendo: http://www.youtube.com/c/supertendoboy Follow us on Twitter: @Nomich_ @TisTendo

Duration:00:38:31

#48: That's Gotta Be Educational, Right?

11/23/2018
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) bring you 6 "ologies" with Blank-Ology, tell you some 60-second Improv Stories, and recount tales of hunting Morchids! Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: List of words ending in Ology The Art of Overanalyzing Movies ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nomich: http://www.youtube.com/c/NomichReal Tendo: http://www.youtube.com/c/supertendoboy Follow us on Twitter: @Nomich_ @TisTendo Email us with the subject, "We...

Duration:00:36:07

#47: A Unicorn Story... For Adults

11/16/2018
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) judge books by their titles; not their covers, have an interview with Maird Lizardtail (an alien from planet Morkbop), and do a 2-Minute Improv Story! Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: The Books Mentioned in this Episode: A Bullet For CinderellaSurvivor Bear (Bear Creek Protectors Book 2)An Elderly Woman Is Up To No GoodCELESTIA (Unicorn Blessed Chronicles Book 4) Random Word...

Duration:00:37:22

#46: Hulu's Netflix Man

11/9/2018
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Noah (Nomich) and Ben (Tendo) tell a 60-second story in 1 second, have a conversation about content creation and animatronics, and do some 2-minute Improv Stories! Support us on Patreon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shownotes: How to Make Five Nights at Freddy's Not Scary Random Word Generator ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nomich Tendo Follow us on Twitter: @Nomich_ @TisTendo

Duration:00:39:33