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Just some nerds talking about stuff.




JabberMini: Phoning It In

It's that time of year again! Hollywood award season is here! The JabberCrew could not get together this week, but physical geography can't keep a good podcast down. Meg, John, James and Caleb bring you their hottest takes on what film is going to walk away with the Academy's biggest prize. Enjoy!


You're A Mormon, Harry

Here’s a little peek behind the curtain at what our actual conversations sound like, y’all. Messy, meandering, self-deprecating, and as nerdy as possible. In this lunchtime gauntlet of geekery, the gang covers everything from Bitcoin and the MCU to the dying movie industry, the tyranny of social media, and James’ inappropriate viewings of the Gaga documentary. PLUS: Mormons - are they wizards? Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - is it really that bad? MoviePass - how long will this Ponzi scheme...


Another Super Timely Star Wars Podcast

It’s been...one month since you premiered, Leia did a force float and made nerds angry. Welp, some of us decided to make genetic clones of themselves through reproduction or whatever (gross!) so we had a nice long hiatus, but WE’RE BACK! During the break, we all had many many wonderful and wacky adventures, but none of them matter even a little bit, because STAR WARS. Enjoy this tasty amuse bouche of our reflections on The Last Jedi: 28 days later. Ryan liked it! Megan and Neekoo (welcome...


Secret Shame Songs

You know what we’re talking about. You’re driving with your super cool friends in your sweet ride, you plug in your ipod, slide the click wheel to ‘Songs’ and hit shuffle, ready for some sick jams that will definitely make this the most epic road trip of your lives. Then, without warning, *THAT* song comes on. The one that pretty much everyone agrees is the worst, but it’s on YOUR ipod, and instantly you feel your friends staring you down. The shame is rising like bile in your throat...


Apps & Craps

Look, poop jokes will never not be funny. And here’s a whole dang episode of em. In this bonus joint from your best friends at Jabber Talkies, we pitch some pretty killer app ideas that are sure to improve your life (especially when it comes to taking craps). Plus, would you let a stranger watch your baby? What’s Ryan’s brilliant new cash-grab idea? And how do you feel about poop-chatting? All of that and more, this week!


Sequels & Prequels & Reboots Oh My!

Since it’s already the middle of the summer, what better time to get the inside track on what’s HOT to play, read, and watch when the temperature is rising. As usual, the JTs are on the cutting edge talking about movies from two years ago (Jurassic World), games from two years ago (The Division), graphic novels from three years ago (The Wicked + The Divine), and even MORE movies from literally 20 years ago (CON AIR). Plus, Ryan talks his obsession with Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds, Caleb...


The Beefy Machines Keep It Perfectly Hundo

The JabberTalkies are back, and they're ready to get hyphy! Ryan destroys his marriage with PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, Megan explores a new Horizon, and James chooses between Uncharted and Zelda. Plus Caleb is so lit he's practically extra. It's Season 2, y'all! We're glad you're here.


Offensive Guardians of the Galaxy

The gang sits down to talk about not giving a darn about the big game, all the awesome NON-FOOTBALL games we’re playing, cooking with the magic of Jesus, and the reason for the season: SNACKS.


Welcome 2017. Do Better.

Oh hey, 2017, didn’t see you there. Come on in, it’s very very sexy in here. This week the gang catches up with lots of game talk - Path of Exile, Inside, Final Fantasy XV, Diablo, Rocket League, Vain Glory, Mini Metro and many many more! Plus, philosophical waxing on gaming of old vs. THE DAMNED MILLENNIALS, James is a certified Disney nut, and everyone tests out their sexiest sexy sex voices.


BONUS EPISODE: Rogue One Reactions

A very special and SPOILER-ific instant Rogue One reaction episode with Megan And Caleb! The gang stays up past their bed times to give you their HOT TAKE on Rogue One. SO. MANY. SPOILERS. Forgive the sound quality and general tiredness, and prepare your ears for some sexy movie review sexiness. ALSO, THERE ARE SPOILERS. SPOILERS.


The Least Worst of the Jabber Talkies: Vol I

We've come a long way, baby! Even though we haven't had a chance to get together lately, we are keeping the ship afloat with this best-of episode. Please take a moment to delight in some of our memorable moments from the first 12 episodes. Listen and be amazed as we go from complete podcast n00bz to slightly more experienced podcast n00bz.


Tinder, and OkCupid, and Match, oh my!

The gang gets REAL this week and dives into online dating. What’s the best way to approach women online? What should women do about all of the dicks flying at/around their faces all day long? We don’t actually have any answers but spent a lot of time complaining about it. Plus, a complete guide to Tinder for married folk and the most important question of all answered: WHAT REALLY IS THE DEFINITIVE 90S JAM? #Geek #OnlineDating #Tinder #OkCupid #Match #Bumble #Dating #Single #Married...


Episode 18: Journey to the Uncharted Westworld of The Stanley Parable

Let's just take a moment to soak in how fucking righteous our title is. It's so fucking on-brand. Like, epic, dude. Seriously. Bespoke AF. Also there's an episode. We talk about stuff. It's cool, too.


Episode 17: Rick & Morty and Friends

THE GANG GETS SO SCHWIFTY IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. Plus: Unpopular opinion time! James and Megan share a very dark secret about America’s (and Britain's?) favorite TV show. And HarmonQuest too. Oh, and we get to the bottom of the sizzling Kanye West South Park controversy. Basically we just gab about tv shows for like 25 minutes here.


Episode 16: Dice, Dice, Baby

Ryan has fallen down the Critical Role rabbit hole, so the gang dives head first into the world of tabletop gaming. Meg brags about her big fat sack of dice, Caleb laments LARP’s unfortunate naming choice, and James admits he still has his DnD v card.

Episode 15: The First Rule of Neko Atsume Is...

We get down and dirty with mobile gaming. Ever wanted to hear our long winded stance on public wi-fi networks? Boy are you in for a treat. Want to hear us ramble nonsense about the evils of in-app purchases? You’re in luck! Maybe you want want to hear us talk incoherently about Witcher 3 DLC and Kim Kardashian. Yep, we got that too! It's a #CertifiedBanger!


Episode 14: Beam Me Up, Chewie!

Star Wars vs Star Trek: Get ready because we're about to throw down in the space battle that never ends. Plus, Caleb lays out his Hollywood Hack List. Spoiler alert: Shia LaBeouf is (allegedly) a genius. Please take a moment to delight in this week’s show! We made it just for you.


Episode 13: HOT Dog Buns

How does a nice, big, long movie rant sound?! Get ready cause we’re gonna give it you you. The gang debates endless movie franchises, the feminist merits of Gone Girl, and whether or not Sausage Party should have given us anatomically correct hot dog buns.


Episode 12: Pokémons Pubis

Hey everybody! Have you heard about this little indie game where you catch little monsters all over the place? As usual we are on the cutting edge of the gaming industry. James still won’t stop saying Pokemans, Caleb sells out for the right game, and Meg’s still crying over the 24/7 lures at the children’s hospital. It’s a blast!


Episode 10: Overwatch, More Like NO-verwatch

And we're back! Ryan hates on Overwatch, Megan destroys a marriage via Twitter, and James sucks at Fantasy Baseball. Plus, a very special guest joins as we dig into V.R. and why kids of a certain age are the worst. Episode 10, y'all!


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