Jabber Talkies

It's that time of year again! Hollywood award season is here! The JabberCrew could not get together this week, but physical geography can't keep a good podcast down. Meg, John, James and Caleb bring you their hottest takes on what film is going to walk away with the Academy's biggest prize. Enjoy!

Here’s a little peek behind the curtain at what our actual conversations sound like, y’all. Messy, meandering, self-deprecating, and as nerdy as possible. In this lunchtime gauntlet of geekery, the gang covers everything from Bitcoin and the MCU to the dying movie industry, the tyranny of social media, and James’ inappropriate viewings of the Gaga documentary. PLUS: Mormons - are they wizards? Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - is it really that bad? MoviePass - how long will this Ponzi scheme...

It’s been...one month since you premiered, Leia did a force float and made nerds angry. Welp, some of us decided to make genetic clones of themselves through reproduction or whatever (gross!) so we had a nice long hiatus, but WE’RE BACK! During the break, we all had many many wonderful and wacky adventures, but none of them matter even a little bit, because STAR WARS. Enjoy this tasty amuse bouche of our reflections on The Last Jedi: 28 days later. Ryan liked it! Megan and Neekoo (welcome...

You know what we’re talking about. You’re driving with your super cool friends in your sweet ride, you plug in your ipod, slide the click wheel to ‘Songs’ and hit shuffle, ready for some sick jams that will definitely make this the most epic road trip of your lives. Then, without warning, *THAT* song comes on. The one that pretty much everyone agrees is the worst, but it’s on YOUR ipod, and instantly you feel your friends staring you down. The shame is rising like bile in your throat because...

Look, poop jokes will never not be funny. And here’s a whole dang episode of em. In this bonus joint from your best friends at Jabber Talkies, we pitch some pretty killer app ideas that are sure to improve your life (especially when it comes to taking craps). Plus, would you let a stranger watch your baby? What’s Ryan’s brilliant new cash-grab idea? And how do you feel about poop-chatting? All of that and more, this week!

Since it’s already the middle of the summer, what better time to get the inside track on what’s HOT to play, read, and watch when the temperature is rising. As usual, the JTs are on the cutting edge talking about movies from two years ago (Jurassic World), games from two years ago (The Division), graphic novels from three years ago (The Wicked + The Divine), and even MORE movies from literally 20 years ago (CON AIR). Plus, Ryan talks his obsession with Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds, Caleb...

The JabberTalkies are back, and they're ready to get hyphy! Ryan destroys his marriage with PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, Megan explores a new Horizon, and James chooses between Uncharted and Zelda. Plus Caleb is so lit he's practically extra. It's Season 2, y'all! We're glad you're here.

This is rad. We didn’t get to do a show this week, so we present you with another bountiful selection of our tastiest goofs. We're sorry to do another one of these so close to the last, but never fear - we're back in our studio/James' living room soon! In the meantime, please sit back, relax, and savor this tour de force of amazeberries. Did your favorite Jabber Talkies moments make the cut? Find out!

Social media is making us all depressed and lame, right? The gang discusses the real impact of the new social landscape on our lives, our impending shift to the robot people, and the real problem: google is saving ALL those dick pics we send.

Oh hey, 2017, didn’t see you there. Come on in, it’s very very sexy in here. This week the gang catches up with lots of game talk - Path of Exile, Inside, Final Fantasy XV, Diablo, Rocket League, Vain Glory, Mini Metro and many many more! Plus, philosophical waxing on gaming of old vs. THE DAMNED MILLENNIALS, James is a certified Disney nut, and everyone tests out their sexiest sexy sex voices.

Hey! Remember the Golden Globes? Weren't they great?! We sat down before the ceremony to predict the winners, and we're only a week late in posting this banger of an episode! #punctualAF Please take a moment to savor the sweet sounds of our HFPA hot takes. And in case you're interested, here's a list of every category we got wrong! MOVIES Best Supporting Actor Best Original Song, Motion Picture Best Actor, Musical or Comedy Best Screenplay Best Animated Film Best Foreign-Language Film Best...

A very special and SPOILER-ific instant Rogue One reaction episode with Megan And Caleb! The gang stays up past their bed times to give you their HOT TAKE on Rogue One. SO. MANY. SPOILERS. Forgive the sound quality and general tiredness, and prepare your ears for some sexy movie review sexiness. ALSO, THERE ARE SPOILERS. SPOILERS.

Where do you fall in the great war between console gamers and the PC MASTER RACE? The gang engages in some lively discussion and asks the big, important questions like: How can I play from my couch though? Are PC gamers really just the alt-right? Did Meg get ripped off for her trade-ins yet again by GameStop? Find out the answers to these plus: everyone’s lookin’ REAL good in their Black Friday purchases, and James, Meg & Caleb are outed as the filthy casuals they are. #PCMasterRace...

Three out of four of us saw a movie. THE SAME MOVIE. This is momentous! The gang discusses the newest entry in the Harry Potter universe - Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - and delves into a discussion of race, sexuality, and Dumbledore’s sweet sweet tongue kisses. Plus: Fallout 4 is making Meg sick, Shadow of Mordor is not making Caleb sick, and James pays for ALL of his movies. #HarryPotter #FantasticBeasts #JKRowling #Wizards #GayWizards #Gizards #Fallout4 #ShadowofMordor #LGBT...

We've come a long way, baby! Even though we haven't had a chance to get together lately, we are keeping the ship afloat with this best-of episode. Please take a moment to delight in some of our memorable moments from the first 12 episodes. Listen and be amazed as we go from complete podcast n00bz to slightly more experienced podcast n00bz.

The gang gets REAL this week and dives into online dating. What’s the best way to approach women online? What should women do about all of the dicks flying at/around their faces all day long? We don’t actually have any answers but spent a lot of time complaining about it. Plus, a complete guide to Tinder for married folk and the most important question of all answered: WHAT REALLY IS THE DEFINITIVE 90S JAM? #Geek #OnlineDating #Tinder #OkCupid #Match #Bumble #Dating #Single #Married...

Debriefing TwitchCon 2016. The gang discusses this newfangled world of eSports, game streaming, and the art of CAKING. Plus, the ethics of violent games in VR, Caleb considers a career in streamed cleaning, and Meg discovers a shocking secret about one of her favorite sexy ASMRtists.

Let's just take a moment to soak in how fucking righteous our title is. It's so fucking on-brand. Like, epic, dude. Seriously. Bespoke AF. Also there's an episode. We talk about stuff. It's cool, too.

THE GANG GETS SO SCHWIFTY IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. Plus: Unpopular opinion time! James and Megan share a very dark secret about America’s (and Britain's?) favorite TV show. And HarmonQuest too. Oh, and we get to the bottom of the sizzling Kanye West South Park controversy. Basically we just gab about tv shows for like 25 minutes here.

Ryan has fallen down the Critical Role rabbit hole, so the gang dives head first into the world of tabletop gaming. Meg brags about her big fat sack of dice, Caleb laments LARP’s unfortunate naming choice, and James admits he still has his DnD v card.