White Boys White Noise

Craig and Charley are back from a 6 month hiatus to discuss life in 2019... and end up talking about everything but the year so far.

This time on White Boys White Noise, Craig and Charley talk about mythology. Craig takes on Norse (pretty much because of the new God of War game) and Charley takes on the gods of Olympus. Listen and find out how most of the gods were actually just big arseholes who killed almost everyone they came into contact with.

In what was originally meant to be a podcast exclusively about aliens, Craig and Charley talk about space, time and a whole lot of scary things that make us seem insignificant. Existential crisis incoming!

In preparation for The Incredibles 2 coming out, Craig, Charley and regular guest Alice re-watch The Incredibles. We've cobbled together some of the best bits of chat that happened during the film, including us stopping the movie for about half an hour to talk about wanking.

This time on White Boys White Noise, Craig and Charley are joined by Kevin Robertson (the guy that makes the episodes sound nicer)to talk about their shared love of music. Charley quizzes Craig and Kevin about their favourite movie music and we tell you about the most glamorous place to ever have a shit at a music festival.

In part 2 of the cult spectacular, Craig gets to talk about his choice of cults and things are about to get real fucking dark. Listen as Craig, Alice and Charley talk about Jim Jones' suicidal cult The Peoples Temple and the child abusing Twelve Tribes. Come drink the Kool-Aid and learn about cults. How cheery.

On part 1 of a 2 part special on cults, Craig and Charley are joined by Craig's fiance Alice to discuss cults. Was Jesus an alien? What does the Happiness Realisation Party Do? And what the fuck are the Elohim and are we just their science experiment?

In this episode, Craig and Charley discuss religion and probably end up booking their ticket to all the different versions of Hell. They talk crazy doomsday cults, female Pope's, Christianity in school and... giving birth on the streets of Italy.

Craig and Charley return after a few months off to chat about the world of conspiracy theories. Is the Denver International Airport a secret Illuminati base? Did flight MH370 travel to an alternate dimension? And were Nokia brick phones responsible for the collapse of the Twin Towers? (Probably not)

Joined by our first ever guest, Craig's lovely fiance Alice McMillan, we play a game of Nuclear Winter. The world is about to end and we have to pick 7 out of 20 characters to spend the rest of our lives with in the bunker. Listen to who we would pick out of Donald Trump, Cher and..... Hitlersaurus.

Premonitions, haunted houses and night terrors. Things are about to get spooky as Craig and Charley discuss dreams, ghosts and all things unexplainable.

Craig and Charley take a deep dive into their lives at high school, where their beautiful friendship began. Listen as they discuss everything from puking on the carpet at house parties to the most awkward sex ed teacher.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you could go back in time? Or if you were a dictator? Probably not. But if you want to hear Craig and Charley discuss some strange 'what if' scenarios then have a listen.

The first episode of White Boys White Noise is brought to you by Craig Grassie and Charley Cumming, the voice of a pointless generation. In their inaugural podcast they discuss what the future will bring; bio-bags, space-ports and... historical fight clubs.