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A panel of mothers, a panel of papas and one simple mission: to Parent the Sh!t out of Life. This is the honest, funny and occasionally grotty podcast for people who happen to be parents. Mother Pukka (Anna Whitehouse) is a journalist, editor, vlogger and family-flogger. With partner Papa Pukka (Matt Farquharson), they believe parents can laugh through the madness of keeping small humans alive.Each episode puts grown-up quandaries to a panel of brutally honest mums, followed by a panel of equally frank dads, to reveal the dirty truth of each rung of the parental ladder. Whatever the questions, Dirty Mother Pukka is the #nofilter truth about modern parenting.

A panel of mothers, a panel of papas and one simple mission: to Parent the Sh!t out of Life. This is the honest, funny and occasionally grotty podcast for people who happen to be parents. Mother Pukka (Anna Whitehouse) is a journalist, editor, vlogger and family-flogger. With partner Papa Pukka (Matt Farquharson), they believe parents can laugh through the madness of keeping small humans alive.Each episode puts grown-up quandaries to a panel of brutally honest mums, followed by a panel of equally frank dads, to reveal the dirty truth of each rung of the parental ladder. Whatever the questions, Dirty Mother Pukka is the #nofilter truth about modern parenting.
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United Kingdom

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Family

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A panel of mothers, a panel of papas and one simple mission: to Parent the Sh!t out of Life. This is the honest, funny and occasionally grotty podcast for people who happen to be parents. Mother Pukka (Anna Whitehouse) is a journalist, editor, vlogger and family-flogger. With partner Papa Pukka (Matt Farquharson), they believe parents can laugh through the madness of keeping small humans alive.Each episode puts grown-up quandaries to a panel of brutally honest mums, followed by a panel of equally frank dads, to reveal the dirty truth of each rung of the parental ladder. Whatever the questions, Dirty Mother Pukka is the #nofilter truth about modern parenting.

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English


Episodes

#20 SEX ED: Cock Soup and the Fanny Hoo-haa

3/7/2018
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It's the biggie: the end-of-season finale tackles the questions we all want to avoid - where do babies come from? What's this called? Why haven't I got one of those? The male and female panels give their take on educating small people, deflecting through ignorance, and the female equivalent of the word 'willie'.

Duration:00:48:16

#19a QUICKIE: What Does Your Wife Think?

2/28/2018
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A one-off all-male quickie (not like that) with the dad panellists confessing what their other halves think of them airing the family laundry on air.

Duration:00:11:12

#19 SCHOOL OF LIFE: How to Make Clever People

2/21/2018
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Half the panellists are dyslexic, and no-one' s really sure how phonics works, so how should we educate our small people? The panels talk home v classroom and what really matters in educashun.

Duration:00:45:06

#18a QUICKIE: Conquering the Domestic Load

2/14/2018
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A look back at episode 18, and why Matt's face is melting faster than the baddie at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Duration:00:19:37

#18 HOME FRONTS: Conquering the Domestic Load

2/7/2018
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Who does what in the relentless doggy paddle of domestic life? The boys and girls confess to tales of strife and how to combat them, from managing basic family sustenance and hygiene to dry humping by the dryer.

Duration:00:38:51

#17a QUICKIE: Navigating a World of Smut

1/31/2018
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Matt and Anna consider the porn episode, and the lessons to be learnt from a Dutch 'hand job tutor'

Duration:00:15:53

#17 PORN FREE: Navigating a World of Smut

1/24/2018
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Is it OK to watch porn? Can it ever be a social activity or is it a strictly solo endeavour? And what on earth is cake-farting? In this episode, the panels discuss the morality of grot, the misadventures of 'friends' and the battle of print versus digital, before Noel goes in to some detail on the merits of 'hentai' (it involves eels).

Duration:00:40:14

#16a QUICKIE: How to Raise a Tiny Feminist

1/17/2018
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Matt and Anna look back at the last episode and quickly deviate to speculation about E.T.'s toilet habits.

Duration:00:16:45

#16 BOYS & GIRLS: How to Raise a Tiny Feminist

1/10/2018
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The panels get worthy (very briefly) as they discuss kids and feminism and trying to keep their tiny people chauvinism free. Also contains gags about genitals.

Duration:00:37:23

NEW YEAR'S QUICKIE: So now what?

1/3/2018
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Matt and Anna compare notes on their Christmas and fail to make any resolutions.

Duration:00:11:57

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: A Survival Guide

12/27/2017
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To mark the festive perineum (the bit between Christmas and New Year) the panels discuss family survival techniques, best times for boozing and racist relatives.

Duration:00:35:25

#14 CROWD CONTROL: Other People's Children

12/13/2017
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You're genetically programmed to love your own kids, but how to cope with other people's? Is it ok to wrestle a stranger's child? Do you swerve the snot-encrusted spawn of others entirely? How should you react to being bitten in the groin by a toddler? The panels give their verdicts and own sorry experiences.

Duration:00:32:19

#13a QUICKIE: From Parent to Referee

12/6/2017
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A look back at episode 13 becomes the first ever solo QUICKIE.

Duration:00:07:55

#13 SIBLING RIVALRY: From Parent to Referee

11/29/2017
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When the family triangle becomes a square (or even a pentagon) how does the first child react? How can you make your kids friends when one's trying you eat the other? The panel tackle the travails of siblings.

Duration:00:32:32

#12a QUICKIE: Your Family and Social Media

11/22/2017
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Anna and Matt look back at episode 12 before the conversation deteriorates to cover emergency toilet paper alternatives.

Duration:00:12:05

#12 SOCIAL STIGMA: Your Family and Social Media

11/15/2017
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Is it OK to plaster your nippers all over your social feeds? What about 'outing' your mother as a closet lesbian on Facebook, just for the lols? The panels consider the big questions about 'sharenting'.

Duration:00:31:26

QUICKIE: Drinking Around Children

11/9/2017
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Welcome to Dirty Mother Pukka Quickies. No panels here, just Mother Pukka (Anna) and Papa Pukka (Matt), huddled in their kitchen and hiding from their children for a look back at the last episode.

Duration:00:13:10

#11 BOTTOMS UP: Drinking Around Children

11/1/2017
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Parenting is it's own reward, but booze also helps. Has 'gin o'clock' gone too far though? The panels discuss what's OK, what's not, and the morality of spiking white russians with breast milk.

Duration:00:32:06

BONUS - NATASHA: The Best of Season 1

10/25/2017
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With only one more week to go until the launch of Season 2, we take a look back at all of Natasha's LOL moments... PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE - Out Now! The Sunday Times Bestseller"Hilarious ... a must-read" - The Sun"Snort-tea-through-nose funny" - Cherry Healey, author of Letters to my Fanny Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too emotionally battered -...

Duration:00:07:45

BONUS - NOEL: The Best of Season 1

10/18/2017
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Season 2 is right around the corner, so here's another look back at our favourite bits from our first season. Take it away, Noel! PARENTING THE SH*T OUT OF LIFE - Out Now! The Sunday Times Bestseller"Hilarious ... a must-read" - The Sun"Snort-tea-through-nose funny" - Cherry Healey, author of Letters to my Fanny Mother Pukka and Papa Pukka at last offer you this: a book that will not help you grow or raise a human successfully. But this is a book that might, if you're not too...

Duration:00:09:04