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Have Kids, They Said…

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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

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Family

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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

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English


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Jerkage

7/23/2024
Nicole and Rich reminisce on past relationships, connecting how we all pretend to be interested in something like Gin and Tonic, The Grateful Dead, or certain TV shows, knowing very well that it is a lie. The two shared the time their families spent together while Rich was back in New York last week, and yes, it involved shrooms and a glass shard in Rich's drink. Nicole's "hate that" moment this week involves a text message she received last night that is completely bonkers. Rich lays down a list of things not to say in front of your kids, and we are curious if you score as badly as Nicole did. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:44:25

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Consequences and Repercussions w/ Stanley T

7/18/2024
Nicole and Rich are back in the studio for a very special Have Kids, They Said... episode! Nicole sets the record straight, triple-checks the facts with the help of listeners, and gets to the bottom of Bill Nance, the famous fisherman, and Jim Nantz, the famous American sportscaster. Some might say that Rich is dealing with the consequences of his choices by going on the longest road trip ever with his babies and can’t understand why they aren’t always in the best of moods. Stanley T. from the Morning Mashup makes a special appearance and drops some parental wisdom that Nicole and Rich truly appreciate. Nicole and Rich may have just found their parenting Yoda! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:34:36

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Guess Who’s Back, Matty’s Back!

7/16/2024
Rich is still on vacation and on a side quest to get to New York to visit Nicole; meanwhile, “Evil Rich Davis” is co-hosting today, aka Nicole’s husband Matty Ryan. Matt shares how the kids and he cried about having to leave their family vacation and the Outer Banks, while Nicole seemed pretty okay with it. Together, they go through Nicole’s list of the week, answer listener fan questions on pet peeves, and share the origins of their love story. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:37:50

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Jim Nantz the Fisherman?

7/11/2024
Hello friends, Nicole and Rich are still on the road, but never fear; the podcast is here! Nicole might not know who Jim Nantz is, but at least she doesn't get the nervous farts from indecisive food ordering like Rich. Together they dive into witnessing how other parents discipline their children, irrational tantrums, passenger princesses and what they hate: is it Matty or Daddy? Nicole shares the wildest "Top That" story she has ever experienced! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:37:57

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Cover Your Pubic Mound

7/9/2024
Nicole & Rich are on the road this week and absolutely not out of pocket (whatever that means!) with plenty of beachy, ice cream and vacation vibes. Nicole witnessed the best fireworks ever in the history of the world, while Rich reveals the worst thing you can think about when you’re at the water park this summer. We also hear your parenting questions about wedding invitation etiquette, riptides at the beach and what are your kids pressuring you for!? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:35:30

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Rich and The Babies

7/2/2024
Nicole and Rich are off this week on holiday! In the meantime, Rich, Sarah, and the babies have road trip stories to share, question if you can use the phrase crybaby, and dabble in road trip snacks! From HKTS, we want to wish you a happy Independence Day! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:05:35

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In His Nipple Era

6/27/2024
The Hawk Tuah girl reigns supreme this week and has Nicole questioning what her technique is truly used for. As the heat rages on, the team reminisces on ice cream truck goodies such as the Wrestling Ice Cream Sandwiches, Blue Bunny Tweety Bird Ice Cream Bars, and Otter Pops. Rich introduces us to pebbling and a new game called Bullshit or Beautiful, and spoiler alert: Nicole is thrilled! Together, they examine an experiment of a couple who said yes to their kids all day. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:43:03

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HAND JOB SPECIALIST

6/25/2024
It is officially summertime and Nicole and Rich are glowing! This heat has proven to us that there are some comforts worth paying for, like that enormous electric bill for a cool cool AC. Justin Timberlake was pulled over and identified as the Trolls movie star and Nicole could not get past it! Rich asks what some non-negotiables in a partner are and while he doesn’t care for someone who asks their family for everything, Nicole won’t date a sober bro. And Nicole was today years old when Rich taught her what an Adios Motherf**ker cocktail is. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:32:54

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Not The Balls That I Like…

6/20/2024
Rich is trying to look trim and is wondering, can he get shmexy within 2 weeks? After realizing that sex and work are the same thing because all people want afterwards is positive reinforcement, we wonder does it even count if no one validates us? Nicole is officially at war with silly black putty like most parents. Nicole and Rich bond over their love for packed schedules this summer, keeping their word, and gifts that turned out accidental goofs! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:36:01

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Eat My A$$ for Thinking That

6/18/2024
Inside Out 2 is crushing it at the box office while bringing Nicole to tears. Rich shares his WET buttery popcorn secret—nothing like what you get at the store. Most parents worry about their kids getting bullied by puberty-riddled tweens, but Rich shares the mantra he shares with his kids. Special guest: Nicole’s husband Matt gives his hot take on Bill Belichick and his new 24-year-old girlfriend, and a mom pokes holes in her daughter's condoms. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:42:11

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I’m Not a Chai Guy

6/13/2024
Exclusive to Have Kids, They Said Podcast: Rich finds out the (non at all scientific) SEVEN Questions You Should Ask Your Soulmate and puts Nicole to the test. We then talk about our perfect Starbucks order (and the coffee with the longest title, can you guess?), how there are way too many parties in the park (and whose kid is crashing them all) at the same time, and why we don’t let grandma mind the kids. PLUS, Nicole gets recognized on the subway but (you guessed it) her daughter finds it cringe. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:36:58

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Nicole is not the Skibidi Rizzler

6/11/2024
Nicole & Rich are feeling a little OK, Boomer today with everyone showing up with a sigma and rizz, no cap. We get real stuck into JLo and Ben's relationship, why Bad Boys is killin’ it at the box office and how to be the better person through a divorce for the kids. Meanwhile, Rich finds out what graduation ceremonies are like these days (no whooping or hollering!) and Nicole wonders, do the curtains match the drapes when it comes to old men in Hollywood dyeing their silvers. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:38:07

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A$$es Are OUT!

6/6/2024
Today, Nicole and Rich are in their bikini/mankini and looking for some good quality 1:1 time with the kids, but not too much time with the neighbors (why can’t they get the hint to clear out?!) who love Nicole’s Live Laugh Love home decor (JK!). We hear what makes Nicole’s daughter ‘cringe’ and if Rich is the topic of Nicole’s therapy. We also meet Major Buddy! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:37:20

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Pits Balls Butthole AND FEET

6/4/2024
It’s real love with a prenup! Rich & Nicole are so worried about love and marriage when someone in their 90s looks like a walking skeleton on his wedding day! But soon enough we get wistful about the icons who taught us how to read: the OG Levar Burton! You’ll hear our thoughts on which parts of our bodies we should wash (non negotiable!), kids & having a ditch day, vaping and our thoughts on authority figures and what we all actually want to know: Did Rich have a rattail in the 80s?! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:40:23

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The Big Booty 200!

5/30/2024
Nicole & Rich are celebrating with you today for it’s the 200th Episode of Have Kids, They Said! Take a walk down memory lane, revisit the wild and wonderful topics like lactation porn, diaper bombs, testing The Mormon Soak, having Bridgerton Sex, and who could forget Tinsel Tits. Rich then tries to convince how we’re all VIPs with a TSA Pre-Check and we remember the time Nicole almost died? We also discover new ways to embarrass your kids! Thank you for listening to Have Kids, They Said! We love you! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:52:47

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Scammed by a 7 Year Old

5/23/2024
This episode Nicole & Rich get really stuck into the many reasons why we can’t have nice things, why people suck and why was Rich scammed so easily by a 7 year old?! You’ll also hear what Chuck E. Cheese and Cardi B have in common, why Nicole has a picnic blanket with her and if Rich made it to his kid's birthday party after travel delays. The woes of parenting and getting the work life balance, and plenty more! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:33:48

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Syringe Baby (with Matt Ryan)

5/21/2024
Proving that YES we are all body and sex positive these days, Nicole & Rich are back for another week of NSFK (not safe for kids) topics but are joined by Nicole’s husband Matt Ryan for an exclusive & detailed conception story, (will they ever know for sure?). They also answer your questions about that hellhole daily grind of 5pm to bedtime, getting outside with your kids and could Rich be parent of the year? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:36:40

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Not Car-ee!

5/16/2024
Rich experiences the biggest meltdown ever in public while his partner Sarah has a Mom’s Night Out where the gals let their hair down. Nicole hears all about the modern parenting trends right now and especially wants to let her kids get bored, but you can’t miss her story about one of kids letting a big one rip in the elevator. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:38:08

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Who’s the F*cking Boss?

5/14/2024
It’s time to debrief on the events of Mother’s Day because Nicole isn’t happy, and when did it become her responsibility to capture all the family memories!? Meanwhile, Rich is trying some new discipline techniques to stop the eye rolling and we hear your parenting questions about birthday party etiquette, maintaining friendships and more. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:35:13

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Bathroom Pump Up

5/9/2024
Should parents still ground their kids? That's today's big topic, but first Nicole's hubby Matt makes a guest appearance to help settle an important debate: is it normal for men to do bathroom push-ups before sex? Plus, in "Top That" we hear why dog owners may want to avoid buying a Roomba and about the bonkers photo requests made by Rich's seatmate on a recent flight. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis. Follow on social media: Instagram @havekidstheysaidpod Nicole @mashupnicole Rich @richdavis and @siriusxm

Duration:00:45:31