Henchmen Eat Waffles
Robert Satyr
20-somethings Jeb and Tommy really like costumed villainy. They think it's pretty darn cool. They wouldn't mind working for a villain, as their henchmen. So when the opportunity to do just that comes knocking, the young men seize the opportunity and fall-in. The modern day henchman lives on waffles and beer. Like a fireman, the modern henchman is trained to run directly into the face of danger and likely death. Unlike a fireman, today's henchman is ill-equipped to deal with most situations should they turn hairy. Have Jeb and Tommy bit off more waffle than they can chew? Yes. The answer is yes. There will be explosions, face punching, and orifice excursions aplenty! Be sure to put on your safety goggles, as you're in the splash zone.
Duration - 7h 44m.
Author - Robert Satyr.
Narrator - Robert Satyr.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2021 Daniel Davis ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
20-somethings Jeb and Tommy really like costumed villainy. They think it's pretty darn cool. They wouldn't mind working for a villain, as their henchmen. So when the opportunity to do just that comes knocking, the young men seize the opportunity and fall-in. The modern day henchman lives on waffles and beer. Like a fireman, the modern henchman is trained to run directly into the face of danger and likely death. Unlike a fireman, today's henchman is ill-equipped to deal with most situations should they turn hairy. Have Jeb and Tommy bit off more waffle than they can chew? Yes. The answer is yes. There will be explosions, face punching, and orifice excursions aplenty! Be sure to put on your safety goggles, as you're in the splash zone. Duration - 7h 44m. Author - Robert Satyr. Narrator - Robert Satyr. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2021 Daniel Davis ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:06
Opening Extras
Duration:00:01:11
Chapter 1: The Sea is a Cruel Mister
Duration:00:22:14
Chapter 2: Highway to the Splash Zone
Duration:00:21:50
Chapter 3: Out of the Pot and into the Raisin Bran
Duration:00:35:22
Chapter 3.5: The Cor Principles
Duration:00:02:46
Chapter 4: Vending the Rules to Gain the Upper Hand
Duration:00:42:13
Chapter 4.5: Karting Around Visions of Destiny
Duration:00:01:26
Chapter 5: Window Shopping and Slam Poetry
Duration:00:31:19
Chapter 5.5: Boop
Duration:00:10:47
Chapter 6: Please Clap Me to Sleep
Duration:00:15:14
Chapter 7: Putting the 'Fun' in 'Funeral'
Duration:00:22:34
Chapter 8: Homeopathic Pacifists Make Me Sick
Duration:00:26:48
Chapter 8.5: The League of Enduring Vileness Incident File #13-293
Duration:00:01:51
Chapter 9: Last Minute Perches
Duration:00:32:38
Chapter 9.5: A Note on the Relationship Between the League of Enduring Vileness and the Police
Duration:00:02:14
Chapter 10: Purple Haze All in My Motherboard
Duration:01:08:08
Chapter 11: Use Up the Squeamish; the Dead Cost Nothing
Duration:00:53:43
Chapter 11.5: We Live in a Society
Duration:00:01:44
Chapter 12: Potent Portables
Duration:00:25:48
Chapter 13: Stairwell Aficionado
Duration:00:28:57
Chapter 13.5: 16oz Hot Mericano
Duration:00:03:18
Chapter 14: Better Service
Duration:00:05:45
Epilogue
Duration:00:04:22
Post epilogue
Duration:00:01:15
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:52