
Too Good To Be True
M T McGuire
When trouble comes knocking, meet the one man dumb enough to answer the door.
When The Pan of Hamgee encounters some mudlarkers trying to land a box on the banks of the River Dang he is happy to help. Having accepted a share of the contents as a reward he cannot believe his luck. It contains one of the most expensive delicacies available in K’Barth, Goojan spiced sausage. If he can sell it, the sausage might spell the end of his troubles. On the other hand, knowing his luck, it could bring a whole load more.
Probably the only book you'll hear with a gripping 11 mph barge chase.
Suggested UK cinema rating for this one PG (parental guidance). Humorous science fiction fantasy set in a parallel reality.
ASK THE AUTHOR
Q – What made you write this series?
A – If you want the honest answer I wrote it for me. I love British satire and humor (or humour). I love wit; funny epic fantasy series like the Discworld novels and comedic sci fi like Douglas Adams. I like a gripping tale that zips along quickly. And of course, I like genre fiction mashups; Douglas Adams meets StarTrek and James Bond - with a smidge of Dr Who and a dash of romance (but no squelchy bits). I wanted a fast paced story, a gripping tale but at the same time a funny one. Comedy in the tradition of all the great humorous British authors. I wanted protagonists people could love and empathise with, mavericks, misfit characters, real people ... except they're not all people obviously, some of them are other alien (ish) species. The Hamgeean Misfit series is science fiction fantasy action - it's planet based, so it's a bit of a blend. You'll find all sorts of quirky characters and interesting alien species: from 6ft Swamp Things with antennae to cute furry creatures like the Blurpons with their fluffy ears, big button eyes and penchant for extreme violence.
Oh ... and did I mention the flying car chases?
Duration - 9h 57m.
Author - M T McGuire.
Narrator - Gareth Davies.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2020 M T McGuire ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
M T McGuire
Gareth Davies
K'Barthan Extras, Hamgeean Misfit
Hamgee University Press
English Audiobooks
INAudio Audiobooks
Description:
When trouble comes knocking, meet the one man dumb enough to answer the door. When The Pan of Hamgee encounters some mudlarkers trying to land a box on the banks of the River Dang he is happy to help. Having accepted a share of the contents as a reward he cannot believe his luck. It contains one of the most expensive delicacies available in K’Barth, Goojan spiced sausage. If he can sell it, the sausage might spell the end of his troubles. On the other hand, knowing his luck, it could bring a whole load more. Probably the only book you'll hear with a gripping 11 mph barge chase. Suggested UK cinema rating for this one PG (parental guidance). Humorous science fiction fantasy set in a parallel reality. ASK THE AUTHOR Q – What made you write this series? A – If you want the honest answer I wrote it for me. I love British satire and humor (or humour). I love wit; funny epic fantasy series like the Discworld novels and comedic sci fi like Douglas Adams. I like a gripping tale that zips along quickly. And of course, I like genre fiction mashups; Douglas Adams meets StarTrek and James Bond - with a smidge of Dr Who and a dash of romance (but no squelchy bits). I wanted a fast paced story, a gripping tale but at the same time a funny one. Comedy in the tradition of all the great humorous British authors. I wanted protagonists people could love and empathise with, mavericks, misfit characters, real people ... except they're not all people obviously, some of them are other alien (ish) species. The Hamgeean Misfit series is science fiction fantasy action - it's planet based, so it's a bit of a blend. You'll find all sorts of quirky characters and interesting alien species: from 6ft Swamp Things with antennae to cute furry creatures like the Blurpons with their fluffy ears, big button eyes and penchant for extreme violence. Oh ... and did I mention the flying car chases? Duration - 9h 57m. Author - M T McGuire. Narrator - Gareth Davies. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2020 M T McGuire ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duración:00:00:13
Chapter 1: Chance encounter
Duración:00:32:54
Chapter 2: Escape ... or not
Duración:00:13:58
Chapter 3: Back into danger
Duración:00:10:18
Chapter 4: Uh-oh
Duración:00:20:06
Chapter 5: A sharp exit
Duración:00:15:11
Chapter 6: Now what?
Duración:00:16:16
Chapter 7: Regrouping
Duración:00:15:56
Chapter 8: Goldy McSpim
Duración:00:28:28
Chapter 9: Another sharp exit
Duración:00:08:32
Chapter 10: Cruel fate
Duración:00:25:24
Chapter 11: Lying low
Duración:00:09:56
Chapter 12: Off the hook?
Duración:00:15:49
Chapter 13: Surprise visitor
Duración:00:19:23
Chapter 14: Subtle signals
Duración:00:10:20
Chapter 15: The Happy Doris
Duración:00:11:44
Chapter 16: Almost lucky
Duración:00:14:22
Chapter 17: Prepare for departure
Duración:00:13:51
Chapter 18: Slow-motion flight
Duración:00:22:11
Chapter 19: Desperate measures
Duración:00:15:42
Chapter 20: Awkward interview
Duración:00:26:17
Chapter 21: Escape at last
Duración:00:11:25
Chapter 22: Time to regroup
Duración:00:12:34
Chapter 23: Disappearance
Duración:00:17:16
Chapter 24: Who? Me?
Duración:00:11:54
Chapter 25: Unwilling accomplice
Duración:00:16:43
Chapter 26: Catastrophe
Duración:00:15:07
Chapter 27: King Milo
Duración:00:21:19
Chapter 28: Aftermath
Duración:00:11:46
Chapter 29: Safe, for now
Duración:00:19:21
Chapter 30: A rare gift
Duración:00:10:11
Chapter 31: Words of warning
Duración:00:19:57
Chapter 32: Let fate decide
Duración:00:16:04
Chapter 33: Difficult decision
Duración:00:16:39
Chapter 34: Problems
Duración:00:13:39
Chapter 35: Waiting
Duración:00:04:37
Chapter 36: Surprise parcel
Duración:00:17:00
Chapter 37: The penny drops
Duración:00:13:27
Afterword
Duración:00:01:00
Closing Credits
Duración:00:00:16