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SimplisticReviews.net reviews movies, television shows and games from the past and the present.

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SimplisticReviews.net reviews movies, television shows and games from the past and the present.

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English


Episodes

(Ep. 154): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2021

3/1/2021
You're are gonna need the luck of the Irish to get through this St. Patrick's Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast without laughing your ass off. The boys weigh in on Shamrock shakes, the proper name for sprinkles, Cruella de Vil, JJ Abrams, WandaVision, and Dom DeLuise. We know...it's a weird show. Julie also has another entry in her diary centering around Gina Carano, Matt and Justin try and guess what's in DJ's pockets, and Raiden and Skeletor make an appearance. All that and...

Duration:01:39:11

(Ep. 153): Surf Nazis Must Die – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: February 2021

2/15/2021
(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well) Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge. Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis! A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to be the...

Duration:01:33:13

(Ep. 153): Surf Nazis Must Die – Movie Commentary: February 2021

2/15/2021
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) Surf Nazis Must Die | 1987 ‧ Action ‧ 1h 23m When the son of a gun-wielding woman is murdered by neo-Nazi surfers in a post-apocalyptic future, his mother hunts them down to extract her bloodthirsty revenge. Do you know what is worse than Nazis?... Surf Nazis! A movie commentary years in the making, today the gang crosses out a highly requested movie. Unbeknownst to them it also turned out to...

Duration:01:33:36

(Ep. 152): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2021

2/1/2021
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back with a brand new, double-sized, extra strength show sure to offend someone out there. Just the way we like it. The boys discuss the possible future of Hollywood in the segment Believable or Bullsh%*. They give their thoughts on the new Marvel show WandaVision, causing DJ to call out all Marvel haters including Ethan Hawke in TV Roundup. And they break down some tough choices in the return of the game Kill F%*k Marry. All that and more on this not so...

Duration:01:58:49

(Ep. 151): Thunder in Paradise 2 – Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2021

1/14/2021
(This version has the audio of the movie. We have another version without as well) You ready to be racist brother! Ready when you are Spence! Ok Bru lets do this! Thunder! When the Sun comes up in paradise The girls look pretty Ooh they look nice I can smell the cocoa-lotion in the air Cool breeze blowin everywhere Better start running 'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin' Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last one...yeppie)

Duration:01:36:16

(Ep. 151): Thunder in Paradise 2 – Movie Commentary: January 2021

1/14/2021
(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well) You ready to be racist brother! Ready when you are Spence! Ok Bru lets do this! Thunder! When the Sun comes up in paradise The girls look pretty Ooh they look nice I can smell the cocoa-lotion in the air Cool breeze blowin everywhere Better start running 'Cause there's a hurricane a-comin' Grab your Piña colada and a Jamaican, this is Thunder in Paradise 2! (Somehow worse than the last...

Duration:01:36:51

(Ep. 150): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - January 2021

1/1/2021
Break your New Year's resolutions early and enter the world of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. This month, the boys celebrate the end of 2020...briefly. They then delve into what dessert they are gonna gorge themselves on to assuage their depression from the prolonged doom of the pandemic. But don't worry...it's all fun and games as they play four of their favorite movie games to entertain you: 1. Take The F%*king Elephant...a game based on guessing the eerily similar films of Liam Neeson....

Duration:01:46:53

The Simplistic Reviews Year In Review 2020 Special

12/25/2020
To close out the year, we thought it would be fun to look back on all the sketches we've done in 2020. Julie is your guide as we go from a John Rambo-esque rant on the Star Wars Cinematic Universe, to the two part Sesame Street Syndicate sketch, to He-Man and the Transformers messing about, to Doctor Doom dentistry, to Scream Shenanigans, to Home Alone fallout, and all the great sketches in between...with a little behind the scenes stuff thrown in. So sit back, relax, and enjoy one last...

Duration:01:09:24

(Ep. 149): Gingerdead Man – Movie Commentary: December 2020

12/15/2020
We love our horror and holiday movie commentaries each year and this one has been on the list. Now we finally get to cross it off...no killer Santa, no killer Elf's...Killer Gingerbread! An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer - this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. Oh and that Ginger is Gary Busey...yep that Busey. Happy Holidays everyone!

Duration:01:25:47

(Ep. 148): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2020

12/1/2020
Holiday Hijinks come once a year, and with The Simplistic Reviews here, you should have no fear! After all the good tidings 2020 has given us, its time to head to The First Korean Church of SR as confessional gets sexy in the newest segment; "Simplistic Confessional with Father Polizzi." Blue Collar Comedy and The Kings of Comedy talk, Matt giving people their signs, DJ creaming over the life's work of Aaron Sorkin, and so much more in this festive edition of the highest rated podcast of...

Duration:01:50:32

(Ep. 147): Order of the Black Eagle – Movie Commentary: November 2020

11/15/2020
A James Bondish spy and his female assistant infiltrate a group of South American Nazis who have kept Hitler alive until they take over the... using the ultimate weapon. We are back watching another terrible action film of the 80s. Today, we celebrate the great Sir Sean Connery by watching a knockoff Bond film that is worse in every way you could possibly think off. (Don't worry we will watch the other shitfest in this series). Trivia: I believe this film is the first film to make the...

Duration:01:37:10

(Ep. 146): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2020

11/1/2020
Batman, the Joker, Ra's Al Ghul, Walter Vinci from First Time Watchers...seriously, a whole bunch of people show up on this special Election Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. The boys politic about Hollywood news in the return of Can You Dig It. Julie's Diary reveals your favorite announcer's stance on the upcoming election...kinda. And the boys pick the winners to a couple of battles to the death in another round of Simplistic Fisticuffs. So do your constitutional duty and listen...

Duration:01:26:51

12HR Spooktacular - 2020

10/30/2020
Happy Halloween! Join us again for 12 hours of 3 very non-productive men sitting around doing nothing but watching 8 films, 6 terrible and 2 good films. Could it get anymore scary? Re-live our first annual 12HR Spooktacular! Grab the movies below and watch along with us...if you dare. Our lineup from the Oct. 17th. Schedule (EST) 12:00pm - The Funhouse (1981) 1:35pm - Evil Dead (2013) 3:06pm - Break #1 3:11pm - Hellbound (1994) 4:45pm - Monster Dog (1984) 6:10pm -...

Duration:12:02:07

(Ep. 145): Death Spa – Movie Commentary: October 2020

10/15/2020
Death Spa R 1989 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28m Customers at an exclusive fat farm are haunted by a force which turns exercise equipment into deadly killing machines. Spooky! Halloween is right around the corner, so lets watch a movie about exercise equipment killing people! Sounds like one hell of a movie right? We all know COVID-19 came with a lot. Now we need to loss a bit of weight, so come with us as we all signup to loss a few pints of blood. Oh and don't worry about the random...

Duration:01:34:55

Simplistic Takes Ep. 5 | The Boys: Season 2 (E1-E7)

10/5/2020
Matt and Justin sit down here on Simplistic Takes and discuss season 2 (up to episode 7) of the best show on right now, The Boys!

Duration:01:00:01

Simplistic Interviews Ep. 012: Debbie Rochon

10/4/2020
On this Simplistic Sit-Down, Matt chats with the fantastic Debbie Rochon, a women of so many talents it would be a travesty to mention this all in this summary. Maybe you should just listen to the show and see what we mean. For more info on Debbie, please visit Debbie's homepage, right HERE

Duration:01:03:04

(Ep. 144): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2020

10/1/2020
On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin talks about his brush with brush fires near his California home. The boys discuss frightening possibilities in a segment we call Scary Thoughts. Matt compares Justin to Robert Kraft inexplicably, and DJ dresses up in order to see if Matt and Justin can guess what he's supposed to be in a game called What Are You Supposed To Be. All that and more on this spooktacular episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. Yes...we know...

Duration:01:11:13

Simplistic Interviews Ep. 011: John Brennan

9/19/2020
We're back with another Simplistic Interview. This time we have John Brennan, a man of many talents. From his kindergarten song writing career, days of working with Troma, and his magnum opus, the opening theme for "The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs" on Shudder, we cover it all. John was also one of the producers on Troma's latest take from the Bard; #ShakespearesShitstorm, which we also review HERE. Matt and John also chat about how great Jim Henson truly was, might get a...

Duration:01:24:24

(Ep. 143): Sleepaway Camp – Movie Commentary: September 2020

9/15/2020
Happy Halloween! It's official! Halloween has begun here at Simplistic Reviews. With everything that has been terrible this year, what more could you ask for then a good old slasher. Ready for some camping? How about a gender reveal party? We have it all here today with... Sleepaway Camp R 1983 ‧ Horror/Slasher ‧ 1h 28m Angela Baker, a shy, traumatized young girl, is sent to summer camp with her cousin. Shortly after her arrival, anyone with sinister or less than honorable intentions...

Duration:01:34:08

(Ep. 142): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2020

9/1/2020
On the September episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys say the first things that come to their minds when hearing entertainment news stories in Word Association. Matt and Justin set the record straight about their feelings on Rick And Morty in another edition of Simply Say Anything. DJ rants about Star Wars...again, Julie laments about her favorite streaming services, and the boys discuss Genghis Khan...in a way. All that and more on the greatest podcast on Earth. The...

Duration:01:59:30