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2 guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are 2 longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride!

2 guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are 2 longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride!
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2 guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are 2 longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride!

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English


Episodes

Honey Bunches Of Cracklin’ Chocolate Cheerio

9/16/2019
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While we actually try Frosted Cheerios in this episode, we had to throw chocolate in the title. Have some patience and you’ll find out why. Also included, a new fall variety of HBOO from Post and good ‘ol Cracklin’ Oat Bran from Kellogg’s…don’t forget to put your teeth in!

Duration:00:18:36

(Choco) Monkey In The Middle

9/13/2019
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In this episode, we try 3 chocolate cereals that masquerade as “healthy”. They may not be stocked in every supermarket, but they are available nationwide. Will you want to try them? Doubtful…but we’ll do it for you and let you know. There is a chimp involved, but we promise…no poop throwing. “Hey guys!”

Duration:00:19:39

Pumpkin Spice Hell!

9/9/2019
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Scotty flips because he hates Pumpkin Spice stuff and Andrew tries to set him straight. Does Scotty come around? Listen and find out as we try a plethora of PS crap…Special K, Frosted Mini Wheats and Life…does “he like it”???

Duration:00:16:35

Mom Can Do Better

9/6/2019
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In this episode, we try a new Krave creation from Kellogg’s, the Chocolate version of Lucky Charms from General Mills (the off-season Count Chocula), and then there’s Mom’s Best Sweetened Wheatfuls. We’re glad she’s not our mom…the kids at school would laugh at us.

Duration:00:20:05

Magic Cupcake

9/2/2019
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In this episode, Fancy Spirit Dancer and Mystic Nimble Flower try Kellogg’s Unicorn Cereal. We’ll just leave that there. Then some delicious Chocolate Chex, and another cereal Andrew has never heard of…Basic 4 from General Mills. Plus, we’ll take a trip to the Cereal Killers Graveyard to pay our respects to OJ Joe.

Duration:00:19:39

They’re Grrrreat! (For the most part)

8/30/2019
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This time around we try some hashbrown lookin’ Weetabix, the new Maple Cheerios…when Andrew is devastated to find out a breakfast syrup fact…then on to the classic, can’t believe we haven’t done it yet, Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes!

Duration:00:18:26

Baby Shark Doo-Doo...

8/28/2019
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Yes. We stopped at 2 doos on purpose. In this special listener request emergency episode...our buddy Matt sent us a box of new Baby Shark Cereal from Kellogg’s! Listener Jenn sent us some flax bran crap...and Danielle Monaro got us some old Rice Krispies. Listen as she tries them with us!

Duration:00:15:45

Great Granola!

8/26/2019
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As Andrew requested, this episode revolves around granola! We picked one each from Kashi, Quaker, Nature’s Path and Cascadian Farm. Andrew hates fruit in cereals and Scotty can’t get enough. They truly are the perfect odd couple.

Duration:00:23:55

Breakfast Of Champions!

8/23/2019
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Today we feature Berry Berry Kix from General Mills…another one of Andrew’s FAVORITE cereals…how many can he have?? Plus, Scotty learns about sports with Wheaties and we love and hate new Kellogg’s Special K With Raspberries…can you guess who hates it?

Duration:00:21:09

Very Vanilla (sort of)

8/19/2019
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Scotty punishes Andrew with a slew of vanilla cereals that mostly lack any vanilla flavor. The newest Raisin Bran Crunch is featured with vanilla and almonds which gets high ratings! However, it ends there. We follow that up with Vanilla Life (he doesn’t like it)…then a vanilla variety of Honey Bunches Of Oats from Post, and then Special K’s Vanilla & Almond. Ummm…listen to how Andrew had no idea that the big K is for Kellogg’s! Duh.

Duration:00:18:09

Healthy #2 (Pun intended!!!)

8/16/2019
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In this follow up to our first “healthy” episode, Scotty’s wife sits in and makes him choke down some Grape Nuts. That does not go well. Next is Smart Start from Kellogg’s, followed by a visit from the Cap’n with his classic Crunch from Quaker. Surprise! We also “dip” into a bonus box from General Mills!

Duration:00:21:05

Malt-O-Mania!

8/12/2019
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After Scotty steals multiple packages of Malt-O-Meal Cereal from his daughter’s summer camp, we try these name brand rip-offs and actually enjoy at least one of them!

Duration:00:20:30

Marsha Marsha Marsha!

8/9/2019
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Scotty thinks it’s ok to consider these cereals both classic and new, since Froot Loops, Cocoa Puffs and Frosted Flakes have all been around for years…but now they all have marshmallows in them! Give a listen as Andrew assaults Scotty with each and every one of them!

Duration:00:19:19

He Likes It?!

8/5/2019
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Is he Andrew or Mikey? In this episode we try classic Life Cereal from Quaker, then 2 varieties of Kellogg’s Froot Loops…both Birthday Cake and Wild Berry. BTW…Andrew didn’t know berries can grow in the wild. Also, Scotty may have cut his foot on a loop. Give a listen! It’s loads of fun!

Duration:00:17:23

Lowest Ratings EVER!

8/2/2019
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Wow…this was not a good one…as far as taste goes. We go from artificial tasting Oh’s, to some nasty Cotton Candy Crunch, then end up with gross, earthy, Cinnamon Puffins…courtesy of Barbara. Lesson learned -- always end with marshmallows!

Duration:00:22:50

PRIZE INSIDE!

7/31/2019
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OK…maybe it’s not a prize…or even anything remotely good…but thanks to our listener Kim, Andrew finally gets his Post Chicken & Waffles Cereal. Also included in this bonus episode is Chicken’s counterpart, Maple Bacon Donuts. Spoiler alert…there’s no actual chicken or bacon in either of these. But our mood suddenly brightens with a bag full of cereal marshmallows!!! However, even those can’t improve these thankfully limited edition messes. K thanks byeeee!

Duration:00:15:01

Ice Cream for Breakfast? BRING IT!

7/29/2019
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In this episode, we’ll (re)introduce you to Ice Cream Jones! Sadly, it’s not Ice Cream Cones Cereal from the 80’s…but kinda close! We try new Drumstick Cereal from General Mills! (Sorry Andrew, not a chicken drumstick)…Plus, we’ll dive in to the classic Multi-Grain Cheerios, and you’ll meet Big Yella. What cereal is he from??? Listen and find out!

Duration:00:17:52

Cocoa Mermaid Crunch

7/26/2019
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Welcome to 25…where Andrew says we can rent cars. Huh? A creepy new fruity Mermaid swims on in from General Mills, then 2 Scoops and a CRUNCH with Kellogg’s Raisin Bran…and finally…Andrew goes cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

Duration:00:18:59

SO MUCH CRUNCH!

7/22/2019
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In this episode, special guest Crazy Cooper (Scotty’s Daughter) joins us as we discover Chocolate Toast Crunch. Then the wacky CAP’N and his crew cram all kinds of Crunch Berries in our pie holes. Do we shred the roof of our mouths? Does lactose intolerant Cooper mess the floor like Greg T did? Check out this action-packed episode and find out!

Duration:00:13:06

When Did We Eat Corn???

7/19/2019
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Thanks to a request by a Midwest listener, we try some corn cereals…including new Kellogg’s Honey Nut Frosted Flakes and the obscure Quisp from Quaker. Plus, we spell D-I-S-A-P-P-O-I-N-T-E-D with “improved” Alpha-Bits from Post.

Duration:00:17:52