Why don’t we change? Digestive biscuits, Yorkshire Tea, procrastination, failure to launch, wives, gay people and straight people. Miss L was a right bitch! Alcoholic Ominous is the Radiohead of the podcast world.
It’s Easter, and we’re messing up again. Banging, Laser Quest, 37 minutes, bad language, mums and dads, taking it up the bum, Ric Flair, Jesus, feminism and… just something. Simon returns to form. Alcoholism for idiots! God bless recovery.
The day when I got a new theme tune. People in recovery giving me a lift. Having no biscuits, the lonely disease of alcoholism, Serotonin, the perfect moment that failed… and a big thank you to Carl, Steve and Ellen (Ellen’s probably my fav). Nirvana… This is a low.
The Pancake Day Special. It helps us to help others, but how do we make contact with those that need us most? God, charity and the Irish. Bourbon biscuits and Yorkshire Tea. Sitting on the toilet and hiding from your kids. Introducing your parents. Everything has changed. Alcoholics Anonymous – America’s greatest export.
A nice introduction to AA Step 12, bloody cyclists (again), giving it away to keep it, how to write a good theme tune and working with Theresa May. A nice walk in the countryside, best friends, evil Lance Armstrong, ruining a weekend and being a coward. Alcoholism for the deeply flawed.
Self-pity, malted milk biscuits and cigarettes. Dreams of sex, drugs and alcohol – and how we have used Alcoholics Anonymous to clean our souls. Stay safe and sober with Simon (and his violent daughter)
Disco biscuits, the world’s best weed and making amends with fig rolls. Why we remember the last drunk, not the last drink. Theresa May, window cleaners, Chinese takeaways and the tooth fairy. Alcoholism for idiots.
This is business time! A new theme tune, a good grope of Step 8, beginning the process of making amends, Little Miss Promotion Prospect, dull PowerPoints and so much more. This is the podcast that seriously means business.
The episode with some seriously good advice for serial slippers. Being honest about your triggers, using your support system, taking the road less travelled, filling some really massive shoes and doing a good turn. This is a good one. Fact!
The awkward sex episode. Sex with Turkish barbers, inappropriate women, Tyson Fury and sex apps. Page 69 of the big book never looked so desirable. Enjoy your God-given sex powers whilst listening to episode 21 of Mexico’s favourite sober podcast.
A beautiful alcoholic woman called ‘C’, the common cold, sitting on big leather furniture and writing lists. This is the podcast that needs guidance from others who know stuff. Simon has the snuffles and bravely tackles this very important podcast.
Drunken Mexicans, cats that scratch, crazy bitches in meetings, Dr Bob and Jesus Christ. It’s all here in Episode 19 of the podcast that is not worthy of ‘New and Noteworthy’. Get clean and sober with Simon.
Wild, selfish and self-centred alcoholics. An introduction to ‘2-Pints’, helping the elderly, Don Johnson, Peter Pan, lost boys, Greater Manchester drivers and guns. Sober up with Simon and page 69 of The Big Book.
Spiritual progress and the alcoholic. High-risk disco moves, traditional British tea, Come on Eileen, enforced unwritten rules, multi-tasking, driving home sober and doing The Hustle. Grow up spiritually with Simon, or take your business elsewhere.
A short introduction to the 12 Steps. Spanish cat-bites, the destruction of The Beatles, LinkedIn and networking for success. Call all of your alcoholic friends and party listening to these fresh beats.