Doty Island Records Present-logo

Doty Island Records Present

Hip Hop Music >

Vanilla Bizcotti is the best rapper to come out of Doty Island since 1963. With clever lyrics and wordplay, he's been called the "Weird Al" of the rap world. - Although he's a newcomer to the music scene, he's quickly gaining traction and amassing a huge fanbase along the way.

Vanilla Bizcotti is the best rapper to come out of Doty Island since 1963. With clever lyrics and wordplay, he's been called the "Weird Al" of the rap world. - Although he's a newcomer to the music scene, he's quickly gaining traction and amassing a huge fanbase along the way.
More Information

Location:

United States

Description:

Vanilla Bizcotti is the best rapper to come out of Doty Island since 1963. With clever lyrics and wordplay, he's been called the "Weird Al" of the rap world. - Although he's a newcomer to the music scene, he's quickly gaining traction and amassing a huge fanbase along the way.

Language:

English

Contact:

9202051827


Episodes

Shrek Diss

4/30/2019
More
Shrek Diss - Shrek, you’re green but you’re not powerful I have the green, that makes me powerful Living in a swamp with a donkey ass bitch I’m the goat mother fucker Making hits and getting rich Looking like a sack of potatoes hit your face Fiona doesn’t even want to come to your place I’m like Lord Farquaad When I infiltrate Mopping up your fucking place with that kick and bass Hey! It’s me again! Ready for round two Gonna blast you on the mic, that’s just what I do Lyrics so heavy like a...

Duration:00:03:08

Vanilla Bizcotti - All Star

2/7/2019
More
See the video: http://smarturl.it/shrekislove Get the shirt: http://smarturl.it/shrekislife Extra crusty content

Duration:00:01:40

You Got A Friend In Me

2/1/2019
More
Get the shirt: http://smarturl.it/memetrash Watch the YouTube Video: http://smarturl.it/qualitymeme You Got A Friend In Me - You got a friend in me You got a friend in me When the road looks rough ahead and you’re miles and miles from your nice warm bed Just remember what your old pal said boy You got a friend in me Yea you got a friend in me Some other folks might be a little bit stronger than I am Bigger and stronger too Maybe But none of them could ever love you, the way I do It’s you and...

Duration:00:02:25

Logical

1/13/2019
More
Logical - I have a hard drive, and a floppy disc I’m looking for that ugly Betty that can give me that sloppy slit Give me a favor because I have the flow that she likes Fuck around, and I tend to hit it all night It’s criminal that I make these songs with the minimum of effort put forth Its Magical Incredible Logical Medicinal Factual and statistical The booth is my therapy when I wanna kill a beat I just walk in and let the love that I have for the game It overtakes and consumes me I hear...

Duration:00:02:04

Chicken Jiggle Jingle (the Lively Robot Remix)

12/21/2018
More
The best remix of the best poultry based song!

Duration:00:02:03

Chicken Jiggle Jingle (Three Hens Remix)

11/30/2018
More
Chicken Jiggle Jingle (Three Hens Remix) - Nobody knew it was coming But it was only a matter of time So here it is The chicken jiggle jingle Jiggle Jiggle Yo Yo My bae is the chicken Jiggle, yo Jiggle, yo Everyday I’m farming The wildlife’s alarming Got myself meringue Don’t have an allergy Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle, yo Jiggle, yo Jiggle, yo Jiggle, yo Jiggle, yo Jiggle, yo Jiggle, yo Jiggle, yo Jiggle, jiggle Yo Jiggle, yo Jiggle, yo Jiggle Everyday I’m farming The wildlife’s...

Duration:00:02:43

Come Get It! (3 BB Edition)

10/21/2018
More
You already know!

Duration:00:01:57

Chicken Jiggle Jingle

9/12/2018
More
Chicken Jiggle Jingle - Yo Nobody knew it was coming But it was only a matter of time So here it is The Chicken Jiggle Jingle Chicken Jiggle Jingle Chicken Jingle Jiggle Everyday I’m farming The wildlife’s alarming Got myself meringue Don’t have an allergy Cows and sheeps are for the pickin’ But my bae yea, the sweet round chicken So much more than finger licking And my story’s better than Charles Dicken’s Yea My bae is the chicken Pick up the chicken, give it a jiggle Pick up the chicken,...

Duration:00:02:35

SA Does Art (DO DO DO DO DO DO)

9/10/2018
More
SA Does Art (DO DO DO DO DO DO) - Sa does art Do do do do do do Sa does art Do do do do do do Sa does art Do do do do do do Sa does art Anime Do do do do do do Anime Do do do do do do Anime Do do do do do do Anime Chibi style Do do do do do do Chibi style Do do do do do do Chibi style Do do do do do do Chibi style She can draw Do do do do do do She can draw Do do do do do do She can draw Do do do do do do She can draw Get art done Do do do do do do By her Do do do do do do By her Do do do do...

Duration:00:01:38

T-Pose

8/28/2018
More
T-Pose - Vanbiz (ooh) T-Pose (yea) Ooh T-Pose (T-Pose) Aye (T-Pose) Aye Lemonade brisk (aye) Gatorade mix (aye) Lemonade brisk Gatorade mix (aye) Lemonade brisk Gatorade mix (aye) Lemonade brisk Gatorade mix T-Pose Lemonade brisk Gatorade mix (what) Lemonade brisk Gatorade mix (brrt) Lemonade brisk Gatorade mix (ooh) Lemonade brisk Gatorade mix T-Pose T-Pose T-Pose T-Pose T-Pose T-Pose T-Pose (T-Pose) T-Pose T-Pose (T-Pose) T-Pose T-Pose (T-Pose) T-Pose T-Pose (T-Pose) T-Pose T-Pose (T-Pose)...

Duration:00:02:22

J O H N (The Greatest Ever)

8/17/2018
More
J O H N (The Greatest Ever) - John Madden He can throw the ball John Madden He can catch the ball John Madden is the greatest man alive He’s the greatest coach of all time He’s never lost a single game No wonder why he’s in the hall of fame Hundred percent accuracy Can throw a ball at lightning speed He can jump a lineman in a single bound His favorite words? TOUCHDOWN I’m not lying, the balls be flying John Madden can catch a ball, no trying Lives in a house, in a garage with cars John...

Duration:00:05:16

Toad Man

8/7/2018
More
Toad Man - Who’s that little man coming around the bend That’s Toad, oh look! He’s lost again Has a little backpack, has a little hat Searching for treasures, trinkets and all of that Look for treasure, you can’t deny This little guys got fire, in his eyes Spotted red Toad hat, and a bandana to match Looking for those duckets to grab and snatch He’s got a khaki jacket The clue, you have to get it Treasure is what he’s looking for Adventure is what’s in store He’s got a khaki jacket The clue,...

Duration:00:02:35

Talk Nerdy (Talk Dirty Parody)

6/15/2018
More
Talk Nerdy (Talk Dirty Parody) - Talk Nerdy Lyrics I’m that guy with the Intel Going team blue Full foliage on the trees It’s what it can do Cuz I got a 1080 In my top HP Alienware 10 core Not a sleeper PC Been round the world with just a keyboard Never fried out a motherboard Turn the graphics up to maximum When you Talk nerdy to me Talk nerdy to me Talk nerdy to me Talk nerdy to me You know when I play these games, I play to win LAN cables are long! Don’t use wifi I know how to overclock...

Duration:00:02:52

Never Gonna Play Fortnite (Never Gonna Give You Up Parody)

6/15/2018
More
Never Gonna Play Fortnite (Never Gonna Give You Up Parody) - We’re no strangers to games You’ve played a few, and so have I A full victory is what I’m thinking of You wouldn’t get this from any other game I just want to tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna play Fortnite Never gonna build a wall Never gonna build a base, and defend it Never gonna make a trap Never gonna use the bombs Never gonna shopping cart my friends The games been in beta, for so long You play no...

Duration:00:03:32

The Fabulous Man Spider Theme Song

6/3/2018
More
The Fabulous Man Spider Theme Song - I’m the Fabulous Man Spider Coming to muck up your day I’m the Fabulous Man Spider I run fast, get out of my way Kicks so powerful, they’ll send you flying Can’t stand to see a little child crying Punches so clean, and looks so smooth Saves the day with the best attitude I’m the Fabulous Man Spider Justice is my name I’m the Fabulous Man Spider EA! Where’s my game? I’m the Fabulous Man Spider Coming to muck up your day I’m the Fabulous Man Spider I run...

Duration:00:01:06

Shake and Bake

3/24/2018
More
Shake and Bake - Aw shit Vanilla Bizcotti mother fucker Got some new beats to blast on Just like I'm going to blast my cum on your chicks ass You know I will too, I like that shit HA HA Get ready I've come far in the rap game, it's true I have improved beats, so that's new This bumps in your car, so that's cool I'm the best, but the point is minute Vanilla B, (oh) I'm the best No one can pass my test Of being the best there is I guess that's just the business When you mention great rappers...

Duration:00:02:49

Come Get It!

3/20/2018
More
Come Get It! - Yea! This song is for all my haters, and all my non-believers out there Fuck you guys! I made it, and you haven't You wanna get fucked up Come get it You wanna get shot up Come get it You wanna get faded as fuck Come get it You wanna get this dick Come get it Mother fucking dicks, stop flapping your gums You have nothing to say, so just kiss my bum This rap shit is easy, just like your mom So, shut the fuck up, and let the course fucking run You wanna get fucked up Come get it...

Duration:00:02:00

Flippin' Chickn'

3/19/2018
More
Flippin' Chickn' - I be up in the kitchen I be cooking the chicken I be flipping the shrimp and I got your bitch, and she coming She got a phat ass, it makes me want to go to class Bitches she calling me, up on the tele I be washing my hands, and I got no plans Gonna drive my car, gonna go really far Spending all this money On all the hot hunnys She got a phat ass, and a mini skirt I'm looking at her ass, her titties and it really hurts I be up in the kitchen These bitches, they be good...

Duration:00:04:58

Poptart (Parody of "Rockstar")

2/23/2018
More
Poptart (Rockstar Parody) - I'm a little hungry, look in the kitchen for some pop tarts All my brothers ate them all, and now I have no pop tarts Jumping in the car, going to get some more pop tarts Strawberry chocolate don't matter, I love pop tarts I'm a little hungry, look in the kitchen for some pop tarts All my brothers ate them all, and now I have no pop tarts Jumping in the car, going to get some more pop tarts Strawberry chocolate don't matter, I love pop tarts Put them in the cart,...

Duration:00:04:02

Challenge Me! (Parody of "Look at Me!")

2/23/2018
More
Challenge Me! (Look At Me! Parody) - Aye Yah Aye Yah Aye Yah Aye Yah I like the game of chess (Aye) Challenge me! I am the best (Aye) From the side with a rook (Aye) Steal your king like a crook (Aye) This game is at it's end (Aye) Get my pawn to the end (Aye) Ending this game with the quick (Aye) Wins in a row, about ten (Aye) Just got a ribbon of blue (Aye) Took out your entire crew (Aye) Get to the board, you're screwed (Aye) Celebration like, WHOO I'm using moves that are banned Moving...

Duration:00:03:20