Hochman and Crowder

Making a strong commitment to not spoil the Dolphins schedule release tonight. The Mervis Militia is losing soldiers by the second. Zach Gelb joins the show and morphs into an insufferable Knicks fan as they look to end the Celtics. Flexing our knowledge of European culture ahead of Crowder’s big trip to Cannes and John Michaels has a great response to anyone taking issue with how the Hurricanes landed one of the best recruits in the nation.

In hour one, Hoch is fuming with anger over Clayton McCullough’s managerial decisions. The Cavs stink. We reminisce about our days of reading (and writing in) newspapers. Plus, recapping another incredible night of NBA playoff action with Zach Gelb who has officially morphed into an insufferable Knicks fan.

In hour two, the Mervis Militia is struggling to stay alive. Crowder proposes hitching our wagon to a different Marlins player. Should the NFL implement a draft lottery? The discussion leads to a simple fix to the NBA’s tanking issue proposed by Heat GM Andy Elisburg. Plus, Jimmy Butler’s over/under baffles Hoch and Crowder.

In hour three, our commitment to not spoiling the NFL schedule releases grows tougher and tougher. Hoch is surprised at how many Dolphins fans are prepared to travel to Spain. Crowder teases an upcoming trip to Cannes sparking a debate about Europe. Plus, John Michaels is laughing at anyone up in arms about how the Hurricanes landed the #1 recruit for the class of 2026.

In hour four, we’re still searching for ANYONE willing to test the 10% discount offer at Funky Buddha. Dan Day has developed an unbelievable tan by simply falling asleep at the beach. Solana proves he is geographically illiterate. Plus, Mevis is surprisingly in the Marlins lineup tonight and Hoch is back on the recruiting trail for the Militia.

680 the Fan radio host in Atlanta and HUGE Hurricanes fan discusses the reaction to Cristobal’s big signing yesterday in Jackson Cantwell.

ESPN's Adam Schefter hyped up a potential NFL draft lottery today. We discuss the entertainment value in that idea and why the NBA must find a way to change their lottery system.

Our biggest nightmare is coming true: the Knicks are looking like they're headed to the NBA Finals. Infinity Sports Network host, Zach Gelb, takes his victory lap and credits "Knicks culture" for their success.

Crowder reveals he would join his father's 'paper route' as a child leading us to different memories or reading (or writing) in newspapers.

NBA fans accuse the lottery of being rigged & Heat fans are sick thinking it should have been them. Mike Cugno argues against croutons being crucial to the salad eating experience. Crowder delivers his worst take in show history. Dolphins superfan Ian ‘Big E’ Berger joins the show with an important message and info on how we can help. Hoch tries to have a serious discussion about the top sodas consumed by Americans last year but Crowder, Solana and Jimmy derail the segment.

In hour one, Heat fans are down bad after the Mavericks win the draft lottery and the Knicks are on the cusp of a conference finals berth. Panthers get some good news for tomorrow’s game 5 in Toronto but minority owner Doug Cifu gets in trouble for his twitter fingers. Hoch is praying the Heat trade for DeMar DeRozan just so that Solana has to eat his words. After, Mike Cugno becomes a cocky Panthers fan and argues against croutons being crucial to the salad eating experience.

In hour two, sending a Happy Birthday shout out to Hoch’s favorite rapper Pusha T. Crowder delivers the worst take he’s ever had in the history of this show. After, Miami Dolphins superfan Ian ‘Big E’ Berger joins the show to shed light on his ongoing health crisis and has information on how we can help.

In hour three, Crowder tries his best to downplay the Canes landing the #1 recruit in 2026. Good news for any baseball legend currently banned from Hall of Fame consideration: just die and you get considered. Jayson Tatum has surgery to repair his torn Achilles. Hoch tries to have a serious discussion about the top sodas consumed by Americans last year but Crowder, Solana and Jimmy derail the segment.

In hour four, Crowder rattles off the impressive resume of the Hurricanes #1 recruit for the class of 2026. Is today the day that Matt Mervis finally pulls through for Hoch? Apparently, ivory tusks will hold him back.

Dolphins Superfan Ian Berger is facing a major health challenge. Listen to 'Big E' tell his story and find out how you can help! Here is the National Kidney Registry website with the information on how to help if you're interested: https://nkr.org/BHP638

Are croutons the best part of a salad? Hoch believes so. But on National crouton day, Mike Cugno once again argues that croutons are not necessary when eating a salad.

CBS4 sports anchor - Mike Cugno - believes the Cats have completely changed the tide of the series after their impressive wins in games 3 and 4 of the series.

Chaos in the NBA world as fans claim the lottery was rigged. Meanwhile, Heat fans are sick thinking about how the 11th best odds to land the #1 overall pick would have belonged to Miami if they didn't make the playoffs.

Panthers dominate in Game 4! Josh Appel joins the show to discuss the dirty hit from Maxi Domi and why the Leafs might be cooked. Giannis to the Heat? Will Manso explains why Miami should be willing to offer everything and anything. Benihana launches Hibachi burritos so Jimmy phones a local store for more info. Plus, why Solana’s chance to throw out the first pitch at FIU Saturday will forever be the most memorable first pitch in FIU history.

In hour one, the Florida Panthers delivered some much needed ass-whoopin’ over the weekend. Max Domi’s cheap shot doesn’t lead to a suspension. All of a sudden, the Cavs stink. Plus, would the Bucks consider trading Giannis for the chance to draft Cooper Flagg? After, Josh Appel joins the show and claims the Maple Leafs are ‘cooked’ after two dominating Panthers performances.