Dermot & Dave

Great job Angela, great job 2012 was a massive year for the Irish football team and a very memorable year for this country in general. Amidst the "tighten your belts" era, we needed something to transcend the doom and gloom and bring a bitta craic back about the place. Insert Euro 2012, where Ireland were competing in their first major championship in a decade. How could anyone forget the madness over in Poland and they Ukraine?? The place was gone ape! Well one of the most iconic images...

We're a weird and wonderful little nation but leaving our undergarments on the top of an old hill may be a step too far. People have been leaving their personal belongings on top of the Hill of Tara by tying them to "Wishing Trees". And while that all seems like a laugh, there is in fact a serious impact on the trees. John Farrelly from from Tara Skryne Preservation Group spoke to Dermot and Dave about why he is urging people to stop leaving their things on the trees. To hear the chat in...

Slay sister, slay! Thankfully, in the year 2019, society is much more educated, open minded and accepting when it comes to the LGBT community but drag queens still cause some confusion amongst us all. Agreed? Dermot and Dave invited the glamorous RuPaul Ryder to take part in #AskMeAnything to help give us some insight as to why life as a Queen is far from a drag. RuPaul answers some queries about gender, where they get their clothes from and how they go about "taping their junk" (that's a...

Dermot & Dave show Producer, Maria spoke about hormonaloutbursts, while reporter Sean revealed the most annoying GAA fans. And, Dave had some Bad Jokes, while Noni was in Portrush for The Open, getting a lesson from some of the worlds top golfers

Over the past week or so, a Facebook event called 'Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All Of Us' has started to build some momentum online. More than 1 million people have RSVP'd to take part in the event that is scheduled for 3am on Septemeber 20th this year. But why? And will they actually go through with it? One of the brains behind Those Conspiracy Guys, Irishman Gordon Rochford, chats to Dermot and Dave about the planned "attack" and why people might be disappointed with what they may find...

Whether you're a man or a woman, it's likely your hormones have gotten the best of you at one time or another. Random outbursts of intense emotion are something we can all relate to. Today FM listeners were on hand to reveal some of their most hilarious reasons for going a bit OTT. To hear the craic in full press the play button above.

If you haven't seen Conor Sketches incredible impersonations you need to call in sick and binge. From sporting superstars to hollywood celebrities, the Mullingar native can do it all. Conor, who's real surname is Moore, played in the Pro Am at the Irish Open this week and he caught up with Dermot and Dave about meeting the people he takes the mickey out of, including Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia. On the course at the pro am and me mum send me this! @IanJamesPoulter the postman being a...

Dermot and Dave are all about hard hitting journalism and today was no exception. On today's show we discussed one of life's most difficult questions: Which do you eat first - your burger or your chips? There are a LOT of weird eating habits out there. To hear the craic in full press the play button above.

"How in the name of God could a whale sound like a Dublin taxi man?", I sense you wonder. Well...after the last episode of Dave's World introducing us to an Irish sounding porcupine, Today FM listener Jay had some very special audio he wanted us to hear. And it's incredible. [audio mp3="https://media.radiocms.net/uploads/2019/07/18130807/Whale.mp3"][/audio] Dave also wows us with some info about super smelling salmon and leaves us stumped with one of his weirdest facts to date. Check out his...

A couple of weeks ago, our very own Dermot Whelan had the honour of competing in the Dubai Duty Free Irish Open Pro-Am at Lahinch, an event he says was one of the best experiences of his life. Not only did he get to play alongside 2008 US Masters winner Trevor Immelman, he was also teamed up with Louth man Brendan Lawlor, which was his real highlight. "He's easily the best golfer I've ever seen play golf" Brendan is one of the the top golfers in the world to play with a disability. He was...

She's some birdie! Dermot and Dave catch up with Noni live from Northern Ireland , where she has been selected to play in the Open Championship. Rory McIlroy and the boys give her some expert tips on how to improve her swing. I'd say she'd ate them like her chawklit bars. Check out the fun in full by pressing the play button on screen.

Maria was bitten three times and hospitalised after the attack You don't have to be an arachnophobe to get the chills from this story! Pictures of Maria Condon's leg have gone viral after she was bitten by a false widow spider at her home in Ferrybank, Co Waterford. This is Maria from Waterford's leg after she was bitten by a false widow spider in her HOUSE It crawled up the inside of the leg of her jeans Terrifying pic.twitter.com/0OYl2MhGy2 — Today FM (@TodayFM) July 18, 2019 The...

For weeks and weeks Dermot and Dave have been making fun of Maria for being so invested in the TV phenomenon that is Love Island. They've constantly berated her for the "trashy" TV show and passed judgement on her both on and off air. Well my my my look how the tables have turned. Our Dermot sat down last night and BINGE WATCHED Love Island. To hear what he makes of it click the play button above.

Slightly dramatic of us - but it's true. As of this week Volkswagen have officially ceased production on their iconic Beetle. We're a little bit sad but not totally surprised. Motoring journalist Dave Humphreys joined us to discuss the decision behind it and other motoring news. To hear the chat in full press the play button above.

Maybe the pollen has gone to our heads but we're pretty sure this is legit. First of all, we never knew porcupines even made a noise let alone an Irish one. But there's no denying it: I don't know what I expected a porcupine to sound like but it wasn't this - I am extremely pleased, however, and would die for this creature. s/o @curlybeach for blessing my life with this information pic.twitter.com/bclDatweVh — watch out, it’s pepis man (@kxthleen) July 11, 2019 There's a whole host of other...

Every Wednesday Dermot and Dave like to lighten up your life with some comedy in the form of Say Stuff That Suits The Music. The concept it simple, Dave plays music for Dermot and he must come up with a script that suits those pieces of music on the spot. It's eh, interesting to say the least. Press the play button above for all the craic.

Yeah no that's totally cool Bey, you just keep on accomplishing and we'll keep on counting our pennies until payday. When the Emmy nominations were announced yesterday it set Beyoncé on a journey we never expected. Her "Homecoming" documentary is nominated for 6 Emmys and with the release of "The Lion King" on Friday (which is sure to bag an Oscar or two) it's looking like a stellar year for Beyoncé. Kim Buckley joined Dermot and Dave to discuss the likelihood of Beyoncé joining the EGOT...

People have been voting for the most annoying GAA fans across the country on a Twitter thread, and the results are in. Dermot & Dave ran through the full list of all the traits we hate, from know-it-alls to blaming a curse we've compiled a list of the Top 10 most annoying counties. For the full ranking press the Listen button on this page! MOST ANNOYING GAA FANS – TOP 10 Cork – According to Cork fans, they should have won every competition ever – and anytime they didn’t win, it’s not because...

Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the funniest 3 minutes and 34 seconds of your life. Ok maybe that was slightly dramatic, but these jokes are pretty darn funny. Once again Dave was on the ball with the bad jokes and we were more than glad to lend our ears. Click the play button above to hear some of the best worst jokes you'll ever hear.

Bressie is a man of many talents. He's a class musician, an Ironman, an author - the list goes on. And now he has added another string to his bow as he has launched a brand new mental health podcast called "Where Is My Mind?". The six-episodes will delve into mindfulness, the impact our hectic lifestyles has on mental health, and coping techniques. Not only that, The Blizzards had a new mockumentary air at the Galway Film Fleadh too. You can check out the trailer here: Bressie is a busy busy...