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2 Canadian construction workers just shooting the shit about their lives, their philosophies and whatever else happens to come up.

2 Canadian construction workers just shooting the shit about their lives, their philosophies and whatever else happens to come up.
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Canada

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2 Canadian construction workers just shooting the shit about their lives, their philosophies and whatever else happens to come up.

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English

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Episodes

Episode 23: "RANDOM TALKING"

3/26/2018
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Me(ezra eshetu) is moving so i aint got time for nothin... but since i love doing these heres some random talking we do whilst chilling out. hope y'all like it. btw i say y'all now... oh yeah and my heart goes out to the family in ajax whose lives have been torn apart by a piece of shit who should spend the rest of his life being slowly tortured. My heart goes out to the lgbt community who has also been ripped apart by a violent monster/serial killer fuckface who should be studied and then...

Duration:01:23:52

Episode 23: "shoot me again i aint dead yet" W/Ezra Eshetu and Justin Morgaaaaaaaaan

3/19/2018
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funnyman and amateur blackface actor Ezra Eshetu and historian Justin MorgAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN square of of the subject of GUNS and AMMO in MURICAAAAAA bitch!!

Duration:02:41:24

Episode 21: "Reversal of Entropy" W/Ezra Eshetu Justin Morgan & Lil' Ricky

3/11/2018
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Castronauts brings u money & power & women & really really cool technology matched with a wicked sense of pride and freedom and the balls to let you know it. rolling stones called it a stupendous sense of wisdom like a movie nobody understands but wins an oscar anyway. 5 oscars even . but ugh yeah other newspapers called it trump vs. UN un bieng kim jong un. and so on. just listen

Duration:02:11:40

EPISODE 20: "Cucks and things" Dimitri Goreyenko

3/9/2018
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DIMITRI GOREYENKO.... hes a dude.

Duration:02:06:27

Episode 19(remix): "Blissfully Retarded part dos" W/Dustin Visser

2/28/2018
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ME(Ezra Eshetu) a black retard has a very in depth tardtastic conversation with a dare i say a highly functioning retrard in a way most people would absolutely enjoy. we talk about what life is all about and play a little would you rather at the end. one of the best convos I've had so far. Definitely should receive the retards choice award. By the way since i don't use the word retard for the mentally disabled people, which would be cruel, i choose to repurpose the word retard to describe...

Duration:03:16:22

Episode 18: "Black Panther Party" W/Uncle James & Justin Morgan & James & Ezra Eshetu

2/23/2018
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Uncle James and Lil Ricky and Justin Morgan and Ezra Eshetu aka "the Ethiopian Prince" talk about BLACK PANTHER and things get real AF. I just wanna state how much love we have for everyone all races and creeds cuz when it comes down to it "CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME C.R.E.A.M. GET THE MONEY DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL." GODBLESS THIS WORLD and EVERYTHING IN IT.

Duration:01:57:08

Episdoe 17: "six feet under" W/Jennie Steer-Welbourn

2/16/2018
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Jennie steer-welbourn is funny. SHE is also a woman.... i know, crazy right! we talk about her life and her kids and i try to help her not feel as crazy as she probably is. Shes a single mother so her kids got in on the episode and shared they're opinions. the sounds a little off sometimes but i think i fixed it. my stomach hurts right now and I'm so tired. Jennies such a good mom too and honestly has a hell of a life. she's also a really good stalker and her kids are amazing. i really...

Duration:02:11:17

Episode 16: Banished from the Tribe

2/11/2018
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This is everything that you've been waiting for.... sound the trumpets because were blasting of into a different galaxy of fuckedness. EZRA ESHETU and JUSTIN MORGAN GO H.A.M... THE problem is does EZRA know what he's talking about or will he be BANISHED FROM THE TRIBE. dun dun dun. its a great ep we argue the whole time on one fact. JUSTIN is prolly right but who cares about right and wrong when your "BANISHED FROM THE TRIBE". Brought to by handy wipes, wipe yo ass nigga..

Duration:02:11:24

Episode 15: Lost Tooth

2/10/2018
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BACK TO BASICS! It's Ezra and Justin doing their thing Episode 1 style: SOLO! They talk about dicks and pussies and probably get mad at each other. I really only skimmed it. CHECK IT!

Duration:01:36:58

Episode 14: America vs Canada

1/31/2018
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starts at 7min. Ezra Eshetu and Justin Morgan are successful crane operators in Toronto. They are cultured men of tradition and carry many years of wisdom and experience. Listen to them navigate through the rough waters of the modern social drama that is our lives. Will they make a difference? Will they make it out alive? Do they have any brains at all? i know i don't. lets see what our brave fearless hero's of today have gown on, and if they'll last another episode on CASTRONAUTS...

Duration:01:54:18

Castronauts ep 13 late bloomer w/will kristiansen

1/30/2018
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Confronting life one weird conversation at a time. Ezra eshetu(me) talks to Will kristiansen about the events that left Will a hilarious individual. we get into childhood fears, parents, love , and some other things weirdos are into. I'm making the intro's shorter so now its 5 min until ur into the convo. theirs a bonus song at the end for your enjoyment. We at the Castronauts love u all and wanna hear from u if u would like to be on or just have an opinion so email me EZRA at...

Duration:02:12:49

Catsronauts ep 12 Solipsism just google it

1/27/2018
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its a highly influential groundbreaking glorious release of seamen unto thous ears and into thous brains. I SUGGEST U LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE IN ITS ENTIRETY BUT IF UR SMARTER THAN THAT fast forward to i think 23m in. Justins grandfather interrupted us gloriously around 1:00:07 so i took there liberty to introduce our first sponsor to Castronauts. DREAMCATCHER u dream we catch. the second half starts at 1:01:42 and the rest is history

Duration:02:14:13

Episode 11: Things got fucked and now I'm angry W/Patrick Fishman (sort of)

1/20/2018
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(Patrick comes in at the 1:19:40 mark for any moms/dads/friends that are just here for him) For everyone else: This one is mostly a solo rant episode as Ezra deals with his first set of serious technical issues, in his patented thinking out loud style. We take you further and further into the podcast trial and error process and give you yet another look at how Ezra processes his thoughts and feelings. Is this a podcast about 2 men who work construction? Is it about comedy? Is it about the...

Duration:02:04:17

Episode 10: RuttegarThe Reckless Heckler W/ Ethan O'Reilly

1/13/2018
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Ethan O'Reilly comes over to get compared to a bird by renowned jerk-ass, Ezra. The guys also get into some podcast tech stuff off the top and talk some SHIT about the tech setup over at #SorryInAdvancePodcast as well as some others. They also take a smoke break about halfway through and come back DICK DEEP in a discussion about slavery and race. It's a frickin rollercoaster, check it out!

Duration:02:36:52

Episode 9: Manpussy W/ Drew Tyce

1/13/2018
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Ezra gets his ramble on in the intro here again. Podcast starts at exactly 9 minutes but check the intro out if you want a little glimpse into Ezra and Justin's at friendship/podcast ambitions. They mention a few times that I'm probably gonna cut a lot of it but i frickin like that REAL SHIT so it's staying babyyy! This is the first episode with video, you'll see that version as soon as we figure out how to post it. K check it out, bye.

Duration:02:16:28

Episode 8: The Breakfast Club W/ Our Boy Drew

1/7/2018
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Get a load of this noise! Ezra really fuckin goes for it in the intro for this one, and I (Kyle) decided to keep it all in there in case anyone wanted to deep dive inside of Ezra's fuckin weirdboi mind. If you don't want to, the intro wraps up at 9 minutes, pretty much on the nose. Then him and Drew talk cum, breakfast, smoking and more! Get into it, share the link if you can. Be a friend.

Duration:02:17:38

Episode 7: There Will Be Bombs w/ Keith Andrews

1/7/2018
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Comedian Keith Andrews comes down and we shoot the shit. Major merch announcement in this ep btw. JUST CHECK IT OUT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Duration:01:28:48

Episode 5: Lil Ricky

12/31/2017
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dopest track ever. anyone who is into the underground world of scarborough peeps will love this. lil ricky is a genius and even doug stanhope said that he loves this podcast

Duration:01:36:21

Episode 4: Get Into It

12/28/2017
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We get into some shit on this one, AS FUCKIN USUAL! We talk about some serious childhood trauma type shit, what we'd do if we had a shit ton of money and a whole bunch else. just check it out. Or don't, who cares?

Duration:01:57:05

Episode 3: Motivational Castronauts

12/28/2017
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We get into some crypto shit and its gonna change your life. If you like wellness, culture and anything that affirms your biological necessity to stay alive and move forward towards infinite success, then you'l love this episode. I'm not kidding. I would never kid.

Duration:02:00:11

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