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2 Canadian construction workers just shooting the shit about their lives, their philosophies and whatever else happens to come up.

2 Canadian construction workers just shooting the shit about their lives, their philosophies and whatever else happens to come up.
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Canada

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2 Canadian construction workers just shooting the shit about their lives, their philosophies and whatever else happens to come up.

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English

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Episodes

Episode 41: Che Durena

5/1/2019
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Che Durena, u stoop kids!!! comedy/women/health/early life/liferightnow This episode is with the the one and only king of Cheyyyanne, thats MR!! JIZZFRIDAY to u Fletchers and Fletchalitas Drew TYCE(actor/roommate) wipes his concerns onto the episode like u freaks do with the deodorant in your butts... i know u do that dude. my wolfpack deoderant has ass hairs and smells like wolfgang dick fuck man. new music and shortest intro ever... 5min and bam ur into the matrix Leopard loose like a...

Duration:03:14:11

Episode 40: Marito Antonio Lopez & Jeremy Dobski

4/17/2019
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Funny as fuck and real as hell these two magenta fletchers always get me in a good mood. eat it or beat it. if u have the time HIT THIS AND PASS. LIKE IT AND SHARE BECAUSE ITS FUCKING AWSOME. LEOPARD LOOSE LIKE A SHEEP AFTER ALL ITS A HAVANA AFFAIR PIC of my real Grandfather on my moms side. she was raised by an Ethiopian Monarchy Judge!!! WEALTHY SAVAGE!!

Duration:03:03:38

Episode 40: Marito Antonio Lopez & Jeremy Dobski

4/17/2019
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we laugh like banshees in the night. these guys aRE SO FUCKING FUNNY AND FUN TO HANG OUT WITH LOVE EM. ENJOY!!! GOT THE FUCKING TIME THEN LIKE AND SHARE THIS SHIT BABY. PEACE LOVE AND GUNS

Duration:03:03:38

Episode 39: "The No Show April 12 @ 9pm 1426 Danforth ave" w/ Jared Mitchell and I

3/27/2019
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Ezra Eshetu and Jared Mitchell "try" and make something of themselves whilst discussing a wide array of important issues that plague our world. Drew Tyce floats around and adds brilliant wit and humour. intro until 10:38 in. Need it want it love it have it, its yours! peace and love

Duration:02:58:55

Episode 38: "Winona Ryder" w/ Faraz Niafattah

3/14/2019
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DOWNLOAD* SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* DOWNLOAD* SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* DOWNLOAD* SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* Faraz Niafattah and Ezra pound Eshetu have an incredible conversation about women and life and love and comedy and marriage and lotsa other stuff. DOWNLOAD* SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* DOWNLOAD* SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* DOWNLOAD* SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES*

Duration:02:48:53

Episode 37: "The Real Illuminati" w/ Thomas Zaugg

3/5/2019
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SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* CIA* FBI* LISTEN* SHARE* ITUNES* SOUNDCLOUD* LOVE* EZRA ESHETU AND THOMAS ZAUGG FIND OUT EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD. SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* CIA* FBI* LISTEN* SHARE* ITUNES* SOUNDCLOUD* LOVE*

Duration:02:57:45

Episode: 37 "the real illuminati" w/ Thomas Zaugg

3/5/2019
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SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* CIA* FBI* LISTEN* SHARE* ITUNES* SOUNDCLOUD* LOVE* EZRA ESHETU* FRENCHIE* THOMAS ZAUGG JOINS ME ON CASTRONAUTS!! SUBSCRIBE* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* CIA* FBI* LISTEN* SHARE* ITUNES* SOUNDCLOUD* LOVE* EZRA ESHETU* FRENCHIE*

Duration:02:57:45

Episode 36: "Leopard loose like a sheep" w/ Jordan Policicchio

2/26/2019
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SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* JORDAN POLICICCHIO is on this episode of Castronauts. I'm also on it. SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES* SUBSCRIBE* DOWNLOAD* LISTEN* RATE* COMMENT* ITUNES*

Duration:01:22:12

Episode 35: "Salty Dog" w/ Chris Lee (intro w/ Ezra Eshetu, Drew Tyce, and Louis Floras)

2/19/2019
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In memory of Frenchie Francis Frenchman aka "FFF" aka "FThrice" my beloved french bulldog and my left nut aka "illuminuti" aka "ALT-Left" aka "Alex Jones" ITunes* Soundcloud* Subscribe* Download* Listen* Rate* Comment* Ezra Eshetu and Chris Lee talk to each other about a variety of topics. he's awesome its great. I'm happy about it. Drew Tyce and Louis Floras talk in the intro because they were in the room at the time and its weird talking to yourself while theirs other people around. check...

Duration:01:41:29

Episode 34: "You have to be ok?" w/ Kyle Bergstresser

2/12/2019
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Kyle Bergstresser is in this one. he's funny. i did something sweet with the music and the intro is short and useless but the conversation is revealing, honest and interesting. I'm going into surgery tomorrow. it will be good. i will be back. although ill be off work for a month this is kinda a blessing in disguise. I'm lucky to have only gotten testicle cancer and not literally any other type of cancer, 99.9% success rate, heres to hoping. i will get a prosthesis. it will vibrate. i made...

Duration:02:34:25

Episode 33: "Ezraisthenewblack" aka "Bombs over Brampton" w/ Ezra Eshetu

2/5/2019
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Im back from hiatus with a whole new bag of dicks. say goodbye to the old Ezra and say hello to his little friend. a left testicle. that will soon be in a jar by his bedside table. we got a shitton of comics, ppl from NA (if i actually go) and lots lots lots more. So if i don't die then expect me to royally tear your mindfucks up and introduce you to a massive amount of pure unadulterated savagrey in the form of ethical and consensual communication. dickholsters and cuckswappers unite only...

Duration:00:48:03

Episode 32: "I'm an oilman" w/ Dan Pearce

10/16/2018
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he's an oilman! and he's number one fagqwwa and a prime time bass catcher! HE is CASTRONAUTS! This is a podcast by Ezra Eshetu that has swept the hearts and minds of people all over the world. the crane operator discusses challenges with his life and how he has or hasn't overcome them with his guests. DAN PEARCE is on this one. he's fucking cool and real funny! check out his fagqua! videos on youtube I'm in one. intro ends at 16min but theirs some really cool shit in they're u should here....

Duration:01:16:21

Episode 31: "1+1=2" W/ James aka "lil Ricky" and Justin Morgan

9/30/2018
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intro ends at 16min. listen to the intro to understand what the hell is happening to me. this ep is with longtime friends that i used to live with catching up with me and finding out what new crazy shit I've been into. y'all sniggas are up for a trizzeat because I'm currently doing a 4 parter with my ex which will be released no matter how fucking crazy or heartbreaking or most likely just pure hilarious it is. so listen up in the month of oct because this shits gunna be unreal y'all snigger...

Duration:01:52:08

Episode 30: "uncommon sense" w/ Noor KIdwai

9/15/2018
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NOOR kidwai makes so much sense, he should be a guru. they're is saftey in his teachings... i have much to learn. i will soon retire to nepal in search for the wisdom of the gods hopeful in my return to posterity and in my newfound glory i will come back to door kidweai and tell him all i have learned and yet i still think he will teach me more. i hastily wrote this standing up near a desk. i will not go over it for mistakes. as far I'm concerned i have much bigger fish to bake. have a...

Duration:01:35:21

Episode 29: "file corrupted" w/ Jared Mitchell

9/2/2018
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Jared Mitchell and Ezra Eshetu confront the real world with a visor that only two open micr's can. this was supposed to be the first video podcast for the Castronauts but due to some unforeseen fuckery its only in audio. sorry.. not sorry. anyways listen rate share and join us every weeek for some seriously unserious conversations from the realest people in Toronto.

Duration:02:53:51

Episode 28: "on the road" w/ Kyle Bergstresser

8/22/2018
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Ezra Eshetu and Kyle Bergstresser talk to each other on the way to a show in the meathiest town ever. Buy tickets for SUPERFLY, the funkiest show ever, at COMEDY BAR AUG 30 at 9:30 hosted by the funk master Abbas Wahab and the INFAMOUS GET DOWN CLOWN Ezra Eshetu. CHECK OUT the last 20 min of the podcast for "VIEWS" by DWAKE ezras alterego based on drake except instead of doing right he does wrong..... peace

Duration:01:50:12

Episode 27: "homo...sapiens" w/ Mitchell Alves

8/11/2018
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Mitchell Alves gives us his best rendition of a man trapped in a srilankens body. i think he's srilanken. who knows?? Anyway i had a super fun time talking to a new age man and he made me see my manliness and then we made out for a bit.. like straight men who are bored do!! just kidding. but he did grab my ass tho. and he def has a pick of my dick and balls which he might jerk of too which makes me feel wanted. Support this show and download this shit outta it and rate us on iTunes. The...

Duration:02:36:08

Episode 26: 'SUPERFLY" w/Abbas Wahab

7/30/2018
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Abbas Wahab is a Castronaut. Ezra Eshetu is a c-ASS-tronaut. and it was all a dream!! enjoy!! 6min intro & 20min outro come to our show at comedy bar at the end of august it'll be "SUPERFLY"!!!

Duration:01:46:56

Castronauts Episode 25 Walkin With Mics W: Max Sheldrick

7/23/2018
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Hi, it's Kyle writing this intro. This is the Max Sheldrick episode. Ezra and Max just fucking wander around some neighbourhood and talk about all kinds of bullshit until they eventually meet a bunch of dudes on a porch, from the sounds of it I dunno. What am I gonna do, listen to the whole episode overtime I edit one? Shut up. It cuts out a couple times just like the last one did but that gives you a chance for a lil music break which is nice. You'll see what I mean, I'm like 60% committed...

Duration:01:10:56

EPISODE 24: "THE KIDS ARE DEFINITELY NOT ALRIGHT... DEFINITELY!.. W/Keith Andrews

7/16/2018
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(NO KIDS WERE INJURED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE) PLEASE VISIT THE WASTED YOUTH BAR AND SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL OPEN MIC "THE KIDS ARNT ALRIGHT" W/KIETH ANDREWS AND PAT "THE BAT" "THE FISH" FISHMAN ONCE A MONTH AT THE WASTED YOUTH BAR ON BLOOR I THINK ITS BETWEEN 800-900 BLOOR ST. OHHH MYYY KIETH ANDREWS takes time out of his hectic schedule to talk to ME!! GEEE WIIIZZZ GOSH GOLLY and whatever else they used to say CASTRONAUTS IS BACK and CASTRO-NAUGHTIER- than ever , ahhh hhaaa ahhh haaa...

Duration:00:56:03