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2 Canadian construction workers just shooting the shit about their lives, their philosophies and whatever else happens to come up.

2 Canadian construction workers just shooting the shit about their lives, their philosophies and whatever else happens to come up.
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Canada

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2 Canadian construction workers just shooting the shit about their lives, their philosophies and whatever else happens to come up.

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English

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Episodes

Episode 30: "uncommon sense" w/ Noor KIdwai

9/15/2018
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NOOR kidwai makes so much sense, he should be a guru. they're is saftey in his teachings... i have much to learn. i will soon retire to nepal in search for the wisdom of the gods hopeful in my return to posterity and in my newfound glory i will come back to door kidweai and tell him all i have learned and yet i still think he will teach me more. i hastily wrote this standing up near a desk. i will not go over it for mistakes. as far I'm concerned i have much bigger fish to bake. have a...

Duration:01:35:21

Episode 29: "file corrupted" w/ Jared Mitchell

9/2/2018
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Jared Mitchell and Ezra Eshetu confront the real world with a visor that only two open micr's can. this was supposed to be the first video podcast for the Castronauts but due to some unforeseen fuckery its only in audio. sorry.. not sorry. anyways listen rate share and join us every weeek for some seriously unserious conversations from the realest people in Toronto.

Duration:02:53:51

Episode 28: "on the road" w/ Kyle Bergstresser

8/22/2018
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Ezra Eshetu and Kyle Bergstresser talk to each other on the way to a show in the meathiest town ever. Buy tickets for SUPERFLY, the funkiest show ever, at COMEDY BAR AUG 30 at 9:30 hosted by the funk master Abbas Wahab and the INFAMOUS GET DOWN CLOWN Ezra Eshetu. CHECK OUT the last 20 min of the podcast for "VIEWS" by DWAKE ezras alterego based on drake except instead of doing right he does wrong..... peace

Duration:01:50:12

Episode 27: "homo...sapiens" w/ Mitchell Alves

8/11/2018
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Mitchell Alves gives us his best rendition of a man trapped in a srilankens body. i think he's srilanken. who knows?? Anyway i had a super fun time talking to a new age man and he made me see my manliness and then we made out for a bit.. like straight men who are bored do!! just kidding. but he did grab my ass tho. and he def has a pick of my dick and balls which he might jerk of too which makes me feel wanted. Support this show and download this shit outta it and rate us on iTunes. The...

Duration:02:36:08

Episode 26: 'SUPERFLY" w/Abbas Wahab

7/30/2018
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Abbas Wahab is a Castronaut. Ezra Eshetu is a c-ASS-tronaut. and it was all a dream!! enjoy!! 6min intro & 20min outro come to our show at comedy bar at the end of august it'll be "SUPERFLY"!!!

Duration:01:46:56

Castronauts Episode 25 Walkin With Mics W: Max Sheldrick

7/23/2018
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Hi, it's Kyle writing this intro. This is the Max Sheldrick episode. Ezra and Max just fucking wander around some neighbourhood and talk about all kinds of bullshit until they eventually meet a bunch of dudes on a porch, from the sounds of it I dunno. What am I gonna do, listen to the whole episode overtime I edit one? Shut up. It cuts out a couple times just like the last one did but that gives you a chance for a lil music break which is nice. You'll see what I mean, I'm like 60% committed...

Duration:01:10:56

EPISODE 24: "THE KIDS ARE DEFINITELY NOT ALRIGHT... DEFINITELY!.. W/Keith Andrews

7/16/2018
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(NO KIDS WERE INJURED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE) PLEASE VISIT THE WASTED YOUTH BAR AND SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL OPEN MIC "THE KIDS ARNT ALRIGHT" W/KIETH ANDREWS AND PAT "THE BAT" "THE FISH" FISHMAN ONCE A MONTH AT THE WASTED YOUTH BAR ON BLOOR I THINK ITS BETWEEN 800-900 BLOOR ST. OHHH MYYY KIETH ANDREWS takes time out of his hectic schedule to talk to ME!! GEEE WIIIZZZ GOSH GOLLY and whatever else they used to say CASTRONAUTS IS BACK and CASTRO-NAUGHTIER- than ever , ahhh hhaaa ahhh haaa...

Duration:00:56:03

Episode 23: "RANDOM TALKING"

3/26/2018
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Me(ezra eshetu) is moving so i aint got time for nothin... but since i love doing these heres some random talking we do whilst chilling out. hope y'all like it. btw i say y'all now... oh yeah and my heart goes out to the family in ajax whose lives have been torn apart by a piece of shit who should spend the rest of his life being slowly tortured. My heart goes out to the lgbt community who has also been ripped apart by a violent monster/serial killer fuckface who should be studied and then...

Duration:01:23:52

Episode 22: "shoot me again i aint dead yet" W/Ezra Eshetu and Justin Morgaaaaaaaaan

3/19/2018
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funnyman and amateur blackface actor Ezra Eshetu and historian Justin MorgAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN square of of the subject of GUNS and AMMO in MURICAAAAAA bitch!!

Duration:02:41:24

Episode 21: "Reversal of Entropy" W/Ezra Eshetu Justin Morgan & Lil' Ricky

3/11/2018
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Castronauts brings u money & power & women & really really cool technology matched with a wicked sense of pride and freedom and the balls to let you know it. rolling stones called it a stupendous sense of wisdom like a movie nobody understands but wins an oscar anyway. 5 oscars even . but ugh yeah other newspapers called it trump vs. UN un bieng kim jong un. and so on. just listen

Duration:02:11:40

EPISODE 20: "Cucks and things" Dimitri Goreyenko

3/9/2018
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DIMITRI GOREYENKO.... hes a dude.

Duration:02:06:27

Episode 19(remix): "Blissfully Retarded part dos" W/Dustin Visser

2/28/2018
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ME(Ezra Eshetu) a black retard has a very in depth tardtastic conversation with a dare i say a highly functioning retrard in a way most people would absolutely enjoy. we talk about what life is all about and play a little would you rather at the end. one of the best convos I've had so far. Definitely should receive the retards choice award. By the way since i don't use the word retard for the mentally disabled people, which would be cruel, i choose to repurpose the word retard to describe...

Duration:03:16:22

Episode 19: "Blissfully Retarded" W/Dustin Visser

2/27/2018
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ME(Ezra Eshetu) a black retard has a very in depth tardtastic conversation with a dare i say a highly functioning retrard in a way most people would absolutely enjoy. we talk about what life is all about and play a little would you rather at the end. one of the best convos I've had so far. Definitely should receive the retards choice award. By the way since i don't use the word retard for the mentally disabled people, which would be cruel, i choose to repurpose the word retard to describe...

Duration:00:15:03

Episode 18: "Black Panther Party" W/Uncle James & Justin Morgan & James & Ezra Eshetu

2/23/2018
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Uncle James and Lil Ricky and Justin Morgan and Ezra Eshetu aka "the Ethiopian Prince" talk about BLACK PANTHER and things get real AF. I just wanna state how much love we have for everyone all races and creeds cuz when it comes down to it "CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME C.R.E.A.M. GET THE MONEY DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL." GODBLESS THIS WORLD and EVERYTHING IN IT.

Duration:01:57:08

Episdoe 17: "six feet under" W/Jennie Steer-Welbourn

2/16/2018
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Jennie steer-welbourn is funny. SHE is also a woman.... i know, crazy right! we talk about her life and her kids and i try to help her not feel as crazy as she probably is. Shes a single mother so her kids got in on the episode and shared they're opinions. the sounds a little off sometimes but i think i fixed it. my stomach hurts right now and I'm so tired. Jennies such a good mom too and honestly has a hell of a life. she's also a really good stalker and her kids are amazing. i really wanna...

Duration:02:11:17

Episode 16: Banished from the Tribe

2/14/2018
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This is everything that you've been waiting for.... sound the trumpets because were blasting of into a different galaxy of fuckedness. EZRA ESHETU and JUSTIN MORGAN GO H.A.M... THE problem is does EZRA know what he's talking about or will he be BANISHED FROM THE TRIBE. dun dun dun. its a great ep we argue the whole time on one fact. JUSTIN is prolly right but who cares about right and wrong when your "BANISHED FROM THE TRIBE". Brought to by handy wipes, wipe yo ass nigga..

Duration:02:11:24

Episode 15: Lost Tooth

2/10/2018
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Ezra and Justin talk about The pyramids in a way no-one has ever heard before. They get into immigrants and where they live and how a documentary about refugees has totally changed them and talk about a whole lot of other things to. DC has a lost tooth, u know the UFC guy, and i intend to find it! Id also like to dedicate this ep to Barry Sherman and his wife Honey and Big pharma for providing me with so much drugs. this ones for u Barry. RIP!! Apotex Forevaaa!!

Duration:01:36:58

Episode 14: America vs Canada

1/31/2018
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starts at 7min. Ezra Eshetu and Justin Morgan are successful crane operators in Toronto. They are cultured men of tradition and carry many years of wisdom and experience. Listen to them navigate through the rough waters of the modern social drama that is our lives. Will they make a difference? Will they make it out alive? Do they have any brains at all? i know i don't. lets see what our brave fearless hero's of today have gown on, and if they'll last another episode on CASTRONAUTS...

Duration:01:54:18

Episode 13: Late Bloomer w/Will Kristiansen

1/30/2018
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Confronting life one weird conversation at a time. Ezra eshetu(me) talks to Will kristiansen about the events that left Will a hilarious individual. we get into childhood fears, parents, love , and some other things weirdos are into. I'm making the intro's shorter so now its 5 min until ur into the convo. theirs a bonus song at the end for your enjoyment. We at the Castronauts love u all and wanna hear from u if u would like to be on or just have an opinion so email me EZRA at...

Duration:02:12:49

Episode 12: Solipsism, just google it

1/27/2018
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its a highly influential groundbreaking glorious release of seamen unto thous ears and into thous brains. I SUGGEST U LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE IN ITS ENTIRETY BUT IF UR SMARTER THAN THAT fast forward to i think 23m in. Justins grandfather interrupted us gloriously around 1:00:07 so i took there liberty to introduce our first sponsor to Castronauts. DREAMCATCHER u dream we catch. the second half starts at 1:01:42 and the rest is history

Duration:02:14:13