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Twice a month, a lit professor and a behavioral therapist make fun of and analyze horror movies... because no one wants to be scared alone. But no one wants to stop watching scary movies, either.

Twice a month, a lit professor and a behavioral therapist make fun of and analyze horror movies... because no one wants to be scared alone. But no one wants to stop watching scary movies, either.
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Twice a month, a lit professor and a behavioral therapist make fun of and analyze horror movies... because no one wants to be scared alone. But no one wants to stop watching scary movies, either.

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English

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Episodes

You Were Never Really Here: A Bitch Needs to Know Court

5/10/2019
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode 40, about Lynne Ramsay’s film You Were Never Really Here, your hosts Mary Kay and Mary, and their lovely guest Christopher David Rosales answer important questions like these: What weapon would YOU use to torture someone? What is “gabba gool?” Do you get the meat sweats? Is that vocal technique something you knew how to do before this improvisational conversation? What makes this movie...

Duration:01:28:06

Train to Busan: Escalator versus Horde

4/26/2019
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode 40 about Sang-ho Yeon’s film, Train to Busan, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and lovely guest Emily Brooks Lewis) answer important questions like these: Who will Hollywood cast as any of these roles to destroy the movie and disinterest all of us and seeing it? Would they whitewash the shit out of it? What is in Korean skincare that makes these old ladies look like highschoolers with bad wigs?...

Duration:00:57:14

38: The Invitation: I’m an Orchid

4/12/2019
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode 38 about Karyn Kusama’s The Invitation (2015), your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important questions like these: What is the appropriate way to eat chicken wings? What is your answer to the “I Want” game that the cast plays? What makes Will and Kira our protagonist couple immediately? What was the first red flag that this movie sent up? Would you accept this dinner party...

Duration:01:30:31

37: Us: Run onto Your Freudian Sword

3/29/2019
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode 37 about Jordan Peele’s Us (2019), your hosts Mary Kay, Mary, and Emily Martin answer important questions like these: **SPOILERS AHEAD** SERIOUSLY, if you haven’t seen the movie, watch it first. What would you rather this movie have been called? Did the title work for you? What is the biggest concept here? How does this change Freud’s concept of the doppelganger? How does it relate...

Duration:01:24:06

36. Misery: Rappers Rapping about Rap

3/15/2019
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! For episode 36, join Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary as they discuss Robert Reiner’s Misery. They answer questions like these: What would you get famous for? And once you did, what would be your scary nightmare fan? What is the “Misery” situation that Mary Kay thought of FOR Mary? Is being “Miseried” scary, conceptually? At what point did you realize your parents are also people? Did this movie stand the...

Duration:01:00:09

35: Pet Sematary: Take a Hoe Bath

3/1/2019
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! For episode 35, join Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary as they discuss Mary Lambert’s Pet Sematary. They answer questions like these: What dead person would you resurrect to have a conversation with? What did Teddy Roosevelt’s office smell like? What makes Pet Sematary scary? Does the dead baby sound like a very drunk Mary Kay on helium? What was wrong with he acting in this movie? Why was everything so...

Duration:00:52:47

34: It Follows: Whom to F*ck

2/14/2019
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies, and Happy Valentines/Horniest-Day-of-the-Year! In episode 34 about David Robert Mitchell’s 2014 film, It Follows, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important questions like these: What beer should Maegan have immediately after delivering her first child? What’s the weirdest pickup that ever worked for you or on you? What’s the weirdest FAIL? What is the point of this movie? And what is...

Duration:01:01:07

33: Tales from the Hood: Bear Witness, You Weak Bitch

2/1/2019
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode 33 about Rusty Cundieff’s film, Tales from the Hood, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important questions like these: What doll would you inhabit if you had to haunt someone as a doll? What level of poltergeist have your sins earned you? What is it about Billie Holiday’s song, “Strange Fruit” that makes it the scariest song in existence? What is the deal with the paradox of...

Duration:01:03:28

32: Hard Candy: Cotton Candy Slime

1/18/2019
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode 32 about David Slade’s film, Hard Candy, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important questions like these: How old were you when you first watched this movie? What changed for you watching it this time? What was your AIM screenname? Did you get into chat rooms? Did Hayley Charles Manson this situation? Is that better or worse? Did Hayley actually break down or ever question...

Duration:01:01:02

31: A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night: Strawberry Milk

1/4/2019
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode 31 about Ana Lily Amirpour’s film, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important questions like these: What famous vampire would you be? Who is your vampire power couple? Was this movie scary? When does this movie take place? Would drug dealer tattoos look jailhouse in the 1980s? Does wearing Adidas make Saeed evil? What are the politics of how...

Duration:01:20:40

30: The Haunting of Hill House (Part Two): Scary-Ass Garden of Weeping Angels

12/28/2018
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In part two, “Scary-Ass Garden of Weeping Angels,” of episode 30 about The Haunting of Hill House, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important questions like these: In what ways is time like confetti? (Like Nell says) Is Haunting of Hill House scary? What types of scary was it? Do we see the man with the car horn actually, or do we just have vivid imaginations? Are there hidden ghosts...

Duration:00:47:22

30: The Haunting of Hill House (Part One): The Tower INSIDE

12/21/2018
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In part one, “The Tower Inside,” of episode 30 about The Haunting of Hill House, your hosts (Mary Kay, Mary, and Maegan) answer important questions like these: Which member of the Crain family do you identify with the most? Why do they all suck? Why do we always identify the most with the character whom we can suffer the least? Which character do we most want to LOOK like? Why does Shirley need to...

Duration:01:00:54

29: Let the Right One In: Dopest Fucking Baby

12/7/2018
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! For episode 29, join Maegan, Mary Kay, and Mary as they discuss Tomas Alfredson’s Let the Right One In. They answer questions like these: What exactly qualifies a walk of shame? What age would you want to be stuck as forever? What was so great about the composition of this film? What are Eli’s pronouns? How old is Eli? How is this love different from a typical “love story?” Who seduced whom, among...

Duration:00:55:03

28: The VVitch: Butter, Axes, and Pretty Dresses

11/23/2018
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! For episode 28, join Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary, and Charles as they discuss Robert Eggers’ film 2015. They answer questions like these: What are some fun, apt, alternate titles to this masterpiece of a movie? What did you think about setting this movie in the colonial era? Why did the family get banished? Why did they have a court date to begin with? Does Charles sound more like William or Black...

Duration:01:10:10

27: The Amityville Horror: Imaginary Friended

11/9/2018
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that analyzes horror movies! For episode 27, join Maegan, Mary Kay, and Mary as they discuss Stuart Rosenberg's film The Amityville Horror. On this episode, your hosts answer important questions such as these: What style of house would you haunt? What is Kathy Lutz's wardrobe the worst? How's her ballet form? What's the scariest element of this movie? Do movies based on a true story make the movies scarier? or no? How different...

Duration:00:53:48

26: Halloween: Tits of Misogyny

10/31/2018
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! For episode 26, join Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary as they discuss John Carpenter's Halloween (1979). On this episode about John Carpenter's Halloween (1979), your hosts answer questions like: What is the way that you would want to die in a horror movie? What are you eating right now? Have you ever seen Mike Myers and Michael Myers in the same place and the same time? Do you identify with any of these...

Duration:00:49:25

25.5: Icebreakers: Doth It Is Our Birthday

10/26/2018
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Our podcast is one year old today! This episode is a two-part mini: first, your hosts (Maegan, Mary Kay, and Mary) open gifts! Because it is their birthday, and on your birthday you can do literally whatever you want. On your birthday, it's basically The Purge.) On this episode, your hosts contemplate the answers of the following questions: How do you use the word "doth?" What do you look like when your phone's camera opens unexpectedly in selfie mode? What did your hosts get each other for...

Duration:00:46:38

25: The Omen: Family Takes All Forms, You Piece of Shit

10/19/2018
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! Join Maegan, Mary Kay, and Mary on their episode about The Omen. They answer questions like, If you were a demon and possessed an animal, what animal would that be? How many 666's is too many? If you were going to write a doomsday poem, what rhyme scheme should you use? Why do the police think that Father Brenner is crazy? Why do they discount his story? Was the movie set actually cursed? Why is...

Duration:01:12:56

23.5: Scary Stories, Part II: Bald Headbone

10/12/2018
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In celebration of Halloween, your hosts Maegan, Mary, and Mary Kay read each other Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz, and horrific illustrations by Stephen Gammell, in this mini episode! They overreact to such questions as: are black dogs evil by nature? Are cats evil by actual nature? (Yes) Shall we do it now? What should you do when your cats talk to each other? Why doesn’t Aaron Kelley feel dead? Why is his wife so shady? What do spider bites really look like? Would you...

Duration:00:29:22

24: Interview with the Vampire: The Gullet

10/5/2018
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Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! Join Maegan, Mary Kay, Mary, and their lovely guest, Emily Martin, on their episode about Interview with the Vampire. They answer questions like, who is your vampire soulmate? What makes Anne Rice’s vampire convention so much better than traditional vampire lore? Do you think Anne Rice being an erotic author makes it too obvious that Lestat and Louis are a couple? How does this film utilize...

Duration:01:33:21