FilmFloggers

Media & Entertainment Podcasts

We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to. Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time? Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it? Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await. As our Greek mate Sophocles once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?" So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride! All served to you dripping in SARCASM

Location:

United Kingdom

Description:

We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to. Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time? Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it? Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await. As our Greek mate Sophocles once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?" So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride! All served to you dripping in SARCASM

Language:

English

Contact:

07834913794


Episodes

101. Sleepy Hollow (1999) "Watch Your Heads"

11/7/2022
Before Johnny Depp & Tim Burton completely lost their career and personal heads, respectively, they gave us this gloomy delight. Dan Machholz is back; what a goose. Topics discussed during the episode that will make you want to grind your teeth into pointy daggers include: GET IN TOUCH... WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.com SUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribe VOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/vote TIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse? SLEEPING WITH THE...

Duration:01:01:52

6. Get Out (2017) Progressive Racists.

11/1/2022
Happy Halloween...In November Due to the FilmFlogger's ongoing world tour, we've barely had time to get any new content out to our current listeners during the spooky season. So, here's a taster of what it's like to be a Nitpicker over on our Patreon. We like to have fun over there. Maybe a little too much. Listen in to Ben's embarrassing attempts to convince you that all October's Patreon proceeds will go to charity & not our 5-star hotel kitty. Topics that will make you want to Get...

Duration:00:46:52

100. The Monster Squad (1987)

10/26/2022
Ben's struggles with podcasting on the road continue with The Monster Squad. For the non-existent fans. Episode topics discussed that will make you feel like you've been kicked in the nards include: We discuss how Dan's woodland frolicking ruined a 5-star opportunity.How do you maintain a podcast when your co-host is nine days behind you? Ben continues to lie through his newfound positive teeth. Remember when you and your mates got excited about renting The Monster Squad for the 57th...

Duration:01:01:33

The Mummy Returns (2001) Halloween Special - CGI-Whinge Fest

10/7/2022
Ben from FilmFloggers and Sean from Review It Yourself team up to take on a topic that will undoubtedly endear them to listeners' and other podcaster's hearts: CGI. The expected 30-minute run time turns out to be wildly ambitious for these waffling pair of c---- (retracted by Sean). Ben and Sean try to understand why CGI has become as prevalent as it has by taking on some of the worst CGI imaginable. Check Out The Fabulous Sean here: Review It Yourself Are You A Tight Arse? Discussion...

Duration:01:04:41

5. The Goonies (1985) Nitpickers Sneak Peek "Hey You Guys!

9/29/2022
HEY YOU GUYS!! You can access all our Nitpicking episodes during October for the measly sum of £2.50! All the money raised during the month will go to a charity chosen randomly by one of our patrons! Ben will delve deep into his pocket for every new sign-up and match that tier's cost! And the best part? You can sign up any time during October, binge all our content and leave before you have to pay anything! It's a win-win! You'd be a complete piece of dog poo if you did that,...

Duration:00:12:22

99. The Beach (2000)" Never Refuse An Invitation"

9/27/2022
"The real journey of indie podcasting are the friends we make along the way"...You'd expect Leo to spew this sort of thing out of his mouth during his pretentious quest to find meaning in paradise in Danny Boyle's 2000 film 'The Beach.' The Beach was meant to be the first episode to kick off The FilmFloggers World Tour, but then The Queen died, so we (Fiona) thought it a good idea to attempt to profit from Elizabeth's death with our episode on The King's Speech. It didn't work. Ben can...

Duration:00:51:37

98. The King's Speech (2010)

9/20/2022
We pay our respects to Her Majesty by returning to where her journey to the throne began. Thanks for the memories, Elizabeth. Your service has ended x P.S. God save the King And Ben...as he couldn't get a word in this episode. An Irishwoman stole the show and his throne. P.P.S Fiona doesn't swear once!! As Ben's episode notes are typically filled with offensive junk, he thought it best not to write any out of respect to Elizabeth. And everyone else. Go read all the other...

Duration:00:52:35

40. Cutthroat Island (1995) "Thing is, I was born poor. My only choice was to become a podcaster"

9/13/2022
LISTENER REQUEST Jonny from the 'wonderful' What's Our Seat Number: Movie Review Podcast was 'nice' enough to request this 90s Pirate Box Office Bomb epic for us to do a 15-minute Nitpicking Flog. Tell Jonny how much of douche he is here - What's Our Seat Number Please don't say we don't care about our fans...It's just a shame they don't care about us. Is this the episode that bankrupts FilmFloggers? (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!) Episode topics that will make...

Duration:00:33:07

97. Predator 2 (1990) "Cut My Dick Off & Shove It Up Your Arse"

9/1/2022
Does running an indie podcast sometimes make you feel like chopping off your dick and shocking it up your arse? Just me, then! A Sweaty Danny Glover coaxes a former host from the grave for one last hurrah. The deadman has his say on Twitter and how Prey's (2022) tiers of CGI could send your head into a violent spin. Robosnake anyone? What's this freak talking about, I hear you say? Listen in to try & make sense of it. Topics discussed during the episode include: GET IN...

Duration:01:01:27

4. The Mummy (1999) NitPickers (Sneak Peek)

8/24/2022
Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics. PICK SOME NITS! GET IN TOUCH... WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.com SUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribe VOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/vote TIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight...

Duration:00:18:45

96. Blade (1998)

8/22/2022
Dan's 9-year-old son gives us his views on the 18-rated Blade as Ben watches on with his microphone resting on his impressive penis...We like to have fun over on FilmFloggers. The film that paved the way for this glorious never-ending MCU universe was fronted by a guy in full leather breaking up a blood rave and chasing down a latex blob who enjoys nothing more than feasting on the hearts of infants...Your Move, Captain America. Sean's Back: Review It Yourself (Great Logo) (Head Over To...

Duration:01:23:51

95. War Of The Worlds (2005)

8/15/2022
War of the Worlds (2005) As Sean continues to parade around as the self-proclaimed 'Waffler', the OG Waffler seeks him out to help combat his unprovoked self-proclaimed unpopularity amongst his indie peers. Isn't a peer someone at the same level as you...? A real head-scratcher for Ben. The War of the Wafflers commences. (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!) Topics discussed that will make you want to exterminate yourself include: GET IN TOUCH... WEBSITE:...

Duration:01:45:34

94. Masters of The Universe (1987)

8/1/2022
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL...WHAT IS THIS? A confused cheesy 80s Star Wars rip-off featuring the leather hotpants wielding, legs for days blonde bombshell Dolph Lungren talking in a muddled Swedish, English, and dubbed language that undoubtedly served as an inspiration to The Room's Tommy Wiseau? Backed up by Gwildor, a furry fuckface Yoda-inspired, Ewok wannabe who gives Jar Jar Binks a run for his money. Does Masters of the Universe induce a massive homoerotic erection with accompanying...

Duration:01:04:08

3. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) NitPickers Sneak Peek "Codswallop, in my opinion"

7/27/2022
I won't waste your time with wizardry puns, so just Wingaren Levisarrrr (Haha!) your way over to our Patreon to hear the full episode & see what all the fuss is about! I might try this on Fiona...'I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?' https://bookriot.com/harry-potter-puns-and-pickup-lines/...There's loads. See ya over on Patreon... A flavour of some of our nitpicks: Why did Dumbledore leave Harry Potter to a life...

Duration:00:10:56

93. The ShawShank Redemption (1994) "Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying"

7/20/2022
"Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying" The Reboot...again! Are Ben's hopes for this podcast shitty pipe dreams? The good fight continues! You'll be surprised to hear the correct pronunciation of Zihuatanejo caused one or two issues. Topics crammed into the episode before The Sisters 'would let us be' include: Random fact: GET IN TOUCH... WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.com SUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribe VOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM:...

Duration:01:13:38

2. E.T. NitPickers (Sneak Peek) (1982)

7/11/2022
Elllllliot...Just go home already E.T! Do you remember what we said about ruining your childhood favourites? Here's a sneak peek of the very, VERY sweary E.T the Extra-Terrestrial NitPickers episode. I hate to do this, and it's hard to keep a straight face whilst typing...but for as little as £3 per month, you can find the full episode over on our Patreon! Please give us your hard-earned money & PICK MORE NITS WITH US GET IN TOUCH... WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.com SUBSCRIBE:...

Duration:00:11:25

1. London Has Fallen (2016) Brand New Show - NitPickers

7/4/2022
Are you a Tight Arse? Has the long-drawn-out FilmFloggers reboot already fallen? Before we ask our loyal listener Sean to start paying for more of this, here's a sneak peek of one of the several hundred new shows we plan on ramming into every single available orifice. Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood...

Duration:00:35:17

No Country for Old Men (2007)

6/30/2022

Duration:00:48:38

92. The Rum Diary (2009) Don't Call it a Comeback. "My dog stepped on a bee"

6/20/2022
Late to the party as per, we look at how the love affair between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard played out like a typical day in the life of Hunter S. Thompson. Oh, and also, we try out some new segments. Oh, and also, also, Fiona comments on the varying quality on offer from the Indie Podcast scene and their respective Patreons, whilst Ben sits quietly worrying about how this will affect the show's long-talked-about reboot. Ever heard the story about a man forced to cover up his bits with...

Duration:01:25:04

91. Little Miss Sunshine (2006) "Losers are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try"

6/13/2022
Little Miss Sunshine Are you a Tight Arse? Before we venture off on our own deranged international road trip, we pose the question: Just how dysfunctional is your family? If you're a Fat, Horny, Ugly Blob who enjoys Beauty Pageants, this is the episode for you. Timestamps: (00:01:05) - Intro Waffles (00:06:30) - Review Start (00:16:35) - Richard or Dwayne? (00:47:50) - Happy Easter - Review Us! (Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!) Topics discussed during the...

Duration:00:49:47