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We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to. Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time? Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it? Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await. As our Greek mate Sophocles once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?" So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!

We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to. Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time? Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it? Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await. As our Greek mate Sophocles once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?" So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!

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United Kingdom

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We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to. Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time? Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it? Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await. As our Greek mate Sophocles once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?" So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!

Language:

English

Contact:

07834913794


Episodes

92. The Rum Diary (2009) Don't Call it a Comeback.

6/20/2022
Late to the party as per, we look at how the love affair between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard played out like a typical day in the life of Hunter S. Thompson. Oh, and also, we try out some new segments. Oh, and also, also, Fiona comments on the varying quality on offer from the Indie Podcast scene and their respective Patreons, whilst Ben sits quietly worrying about how this will affect the show's long-talked-about reboot. Ever heard the story about a man forced to cover up his bits with...

Duration:01:25:04

91. Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

6/13/2022
Little Miss Sunshine Before we venture off on our own deranged international road trip, we pose you the question: Just how dysfunctional is your family? If you're a Fat, Horny, Ugly Blob who enjoys Beauty Pageants, this is the episode for you. Timestamps: (00:01:05) - Intro Waffles (00:06:30) - Review Start (00:16:35) - Richard or Dwayne? (00:47:50) - Happy Easter - Review Us! Topics discussed during the episode that proves we are Super Freaks include: Does anyone care? Did Ben's...

Duration:00:49:47

90. Top Gun (1986)

5/27/2022
FilmFloggers continues to make up for the indie podcast scenes' many shortcomings by giving you content no one else dares to. Get in our Dangerzone! A huge Thank You to Tony Scott for consistently taking our breath away. Topics discussed from the jet wash include: Dan feels the need to battle covid from an inverted position on the sofa. Is the Top Gun soundtrack a tease? Did Ben coin the phrase 'they don't make films like they used to?' Dan brings up Dolly the Sheep again. On the 7th...

Duration:00:53:37

39. Severance (2006)

5/22/2022
Listen to us splutter through an old covid-ridden episode as Danny Dyer shows up in the Hungarian woods doing his best Danny Dyer impression. Is Severance a largely unseen British horror-comedy classic? Have you had a worse work-related team-building weekend? Time Stamps: (2:23) - Review Start (16:28) - 30-second Countdown Summary (24:30) - Who's this Goodpods Hater? (25:50) - Lost Jokes Segment (27:25) - Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend! Episode Topics rammed into the...

Duration:00:29:19

89. Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)

5/17/2022
Dan invites himself on again as Ben starts questioning how the same shit keeps happening to the same guy over and over again. Every time Dan turns back up, a little bit of Ben dies' harder' inside... To add insult to injury, Dan turned up fully clothed after promising Ben they would warm up with some naked Tai Chi before recording. Is Die Hard 2: Die Harder a largely forgotten quality action sequel? Topics ejector seated into your face this episode include: Did any brand new customers...

Duration:00:54:55

88. Face/Off (1997)

5/9/2022
As Ben continues to struggle under the unbearable weight of his massive talent, he thought best to rope in someone else to see if they can work with The Machholz. I don't think Sean will be coming back. Let's sit back and feast on two juggernauts of cinema, Sean Travolta and Dan Cage, as they Face.........Off in John Woo's 90's action classic. OOOOHHH, WEEE, This Film's Still Good Looking! Ya Hot! Guest info Sean: https://twitter.com/YourselfReview Anchor: https://t.co/qgjTEHnPiQ Dan...

Duration:01:09:32

87. The Batman (2022)

4/27/2022
Best in class and the leading figure in the indie podcast scene, Lindsay from Schlock and Awe, joins Ben and some bald Batman wannabe to figure out the price for repairing Ben's blind eye after being attached virtually by the wannabe. There will be vengeance. Timestamps: (0:00) - Dan attempts a take-over (2:25) - What do we want from our Batman? (31:20) - Bruce Wayne chat. (41:20) - The many examples of Dan being a smart arse. (1:05:00) - Closing thoughts Topics discussed in and out...

Duration:01:17:36

86. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

4/21/2022
Before listening to us waffle about this 80's classic, do yourself a favour and jump over to a proper show in the form of The Video Vintage Podcast. They are rewatching and reviewing every major film release of the 1980s in chronological order for your amusement! You brave souls! Check them out below, and then maybe come back to this junk. Or not. Video Vintage Podcast - https://t.co/9cSmHsqFYn Show Notes Way back when my former co-host & I said many nice things about Raiders of the...

Duration:00:54:10

85. Logan (2017)

4/8/2022
Back by not so popular demand and bringing a catchy new intro with him, Mr Dan Machholz is here to chat about a character that inspired him to procreate. Thanks for that, Logan. Could he not of gone with Wolverine? Will Dan become a permanent fixture of the show? Have you just thrown up in your mouth at the thought? Will we try anything for an extra download? How the mighty have fallen. Timestamps: (0:00) - Shiny New Intro (1:10 ) - Mini The Batman Review (7:09) - Logan...

Duration:00:58:06

38. G.I Jane (1997)

4/4/2022
Welcome to 15 minutes of Covid **Disclaimer** The first 2 minutes & 20 seconds of this episode are entirely riddled with technical mishaps for unexplained reasons. I blame Jada. And Irish COVID. On with the show. So now Ben can add Covid to the growing list of shit he's been lumbered with from Ireland. We missed the Oscars this year because of our diseased riddled Irish vacation. Do we miss anything? Any funny gags from Chris Rock? And the random film we pulled out of The Sorting...

Duration:00:27:11

37. Belfast (2021)

3/17/2022
I am blessed to live with an Irish republican. Rumour has it that said republican's Dad was the one who planted the bomb on Lord Mountbatten's boat... Tiocfaidh ár lá I heard her say this morning. No idea what that means. And you thought the Catholics and Protestants were at each other's throats...I'll stop now. With it being a day of celebration for you Irish lot and with the Oscars fast approaching, Ben thought it best to bring down the jovial tone by reliving the troubles of 1969...

Duration:00:27:16

84. Austin Powers Trilogy - Goldmember stinks (1997) (1999) (2002)

3/14/2022
"You Know, I Have One Simple Request, And That Is To Have Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads!" The dream...And the only thing keeping this podcast going. Sharks with frickin laser beams quickly follow fame and fortune. Anywho, hop in our shaguar, and let us take you for a spin back to the first two Austin Powers films. And some brief mentions of the hideous Goldmember. What awaits you at your final destination? Bad teeth and an Irish mini-me with a bad...

Duration:00:42:52

83. Batman Forever - Watchalong (Flogalong) Can Ben sanction Fiona's Buffoonery?

3/7/2022
Do you need a warm-up before seeing The Batman? Was Rpatz's emo Batz's not doing it for you? Are you in the market for a campier, nipple-sporting Cape Crusader? Flogalong with us as we sit down and rewatch Batman Forever because everyone (no one) asked us to! You'll find no topics discussed during this episode because there was no way I was going to listen back to a 2-hour recording with several minutes of awkward silences (as we, you know, watched the film), audio mishaps and probably a...

Duration:02:00:55

36. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) Would wearing your mums face be a good look for you?

2/23/2022
Bulgarian Chainsaw Massacre? Walker Texas Chainsaw Massacre? We continue on our quest to get cancelled, bro. Topics sliced and diced during the episode include: The Gen z folk rear their ugly, gentrified heads. Fiona only talks about the films she knows. Fiona is tearing Ben Wiseau's world apart. Fiona doesn't know half the films she talks about. Eunice is being a right noisy bitch in the background. Ben doesn't want to go off on this film, but it stinks. Ben realizes a 70-year-old...

Duration:00:26:48

82. Stranger By The Lake (2013) A French Erotic Thriller Drama

2/21/2022
Two straight-ish men pop on their Asics for a stroll by the lake and, in the process, furiously masturdebate over whether or not an ejaculating penis is a barrier to entry? Topics rimmed into this episode include: Is Skype music good clubbing material? Ben gives his 2 cents on Disney +'s Pam and Tommy. Tom's erotic film knowledge is put to the test. Shuddering Cocks and all. Tom thanks Joe Eszterhas for all the trashy junk. De Palma, Robocop, Wild Things, Kevin Bacon, it's all...

Duration:00:43:40

81. The War of The Roses (1989)

2/14/2022
Roses are Red Violets are Blue I want to throw a chair at you. This film sums up our life since starting the podcast... Will you be my flogentine? I thought not. Happy Valentines Day! Topics discussed during this lovey-dovey episode include: Is Danny Devito shorter than Fiona? Surely not. Who's the guy who voices Homer Simpson? Is Ben the Michael Douglas of the episode? Does Ben's chin resemble the one Kirk Douglas rocked for over 1000 years? Ben struggles to find any reason why...

Duration:00:32:51

35. Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

2/10/2022
A day in the life of FilmFloggers: Crap out another average episode, Argue, Get a Bad Nights Sleep, Repeat. At least Tom Cruise gets to have some respite by dying...Edge of Tomorrow, everyone. Enjoy. Topics discussed during the episode include: Did you know SkyFie is short for Science Fiction? Childish name-calling gets us off to a strong start. Ben talks about the film Swingers with Vince Vaughan and that Mandalorian & Lion King bloke turned footballer John Fashanu... Ben throws his...

Duration:00:28:20

34. Titane (2021) Can you give birth to a Ford Fiesta and live to tell the tale?

2/1/2022
Who's bright idea was it to have Fiona watch a French body horror film about someone giving birth to a Ford Fiesta? (car make and model never confirmed. Spoiler) So Julie Doucorunau went from bitey veterinarians in Raw to a Serial killer Mechanophilia (people who like humping cars, bikes, tractors, basically anything but a Tesla, sorry Elon Musk) in Titane? Start your engines? Buckle up? Let's hit the road... Topics discussed during the episode include: Would you jump in a car with...

Duration:00:26:30

33. Who's Ghostface? Was there more then one? Ben doesn't remember. Scream or 5cream or Scream 5 Review. (2022)

1/19/2022
We've raised the bar yet again. Let me explain... We are the first podcast in the world to review the new Scream. This episode includes the first look at some new segments that will change the face of podcasting as we know it. One day they will make a film about us returning as legacy characters to pass the baton to the next generation of indie podcasters. (I will only return if the filmmakers agree to kill off Fiona. In the most gruesome and unsettling way possible) It's what the fans...

Duration:00:21:31

32. Is Scream 4 better then we remember? Does anyone care? (2011)

1/13/2022
Are you ready? We're back with a whimper but back to doing 15 minutes of Flog properly. With 5cream oh sorry, Scream (catchy) just around the corner, we decided to dust off the old cobwebs, and like most horror fans across the globe this week, delve back into Woodsboro head (penis) first. Stay till the end (or skip till the end) to hear a sneak peek of all the wacky new segments we have coming up on the show in 2022. You'll think we're bloody bonkers. Or just incredibly unfunny. Please...

Duration:00:17:09