On the dunes of the desert that is Season 3 of True Detective, the setting sun is a daunting sight. For while the blistering heat of the Native American's private arms cache does burn, it is the darkness that kills. The darkness of 2015 Stephen Dorff's beer belly, the frozen void that is sad Scoot McNairy. For the sun brings life, the cold only takes. Also, Josh and Jack give away hints of their living situation. Thanks.
As the cabin boy yells from atop the mast, the Captain casts a solemn look deckward, for he knows it is too late. Episode 4 of Honest Cops! is already past the horizon. He turns to his men, who do not yet know of the fate upon them; Detective Hayes' weird kids fist-pounding to the thoughts of their parents banging, or the abyss that is a tubby Sheriff looking guy throwing shade. But, he is there Captain, and they are his men. He must brace them for what is inevitable...we are past the...
As we descend into the madness, we see three guiding lights; One of Wisdom, One of Courage, and one of Amelia Hayes being a right piece of work. Follow us into the depths, as give into the abyss of True Detective Season 3, and pray that one day, we too shall be a guiding light for the next poor soul to venture. Also imagine an old sandwich in the True Detective intro, that would be dope.
Josh an Jack continue the Juggernaut that is the Honest Cops! train, barreling on into Episode 2. There's creepy dolls, creepy notes and creepy uncle type people! Hop on board, with our engine fuelled with laughs and insight, on a track made of reinforced passion. This show has nothing to do with trains however. Thanks.