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“Messy” is more of a disclaimer than a promise! Between Jesse’s lack of filter and Jenna’s off-beat take on life, you’re guaranteed a hilarious rundown of the week’s most bizarre news headlines, the trashiest celebrity gossip and whatever else they feel like talking about because it’s their podcast and they do what they want! Some may say it’s a mess, but really they’re just perfectly imperfect... It’s Jesse and Jenna’s Messy Podcast!

“Messy” is more of a disclaimer than a promise! Between Jesse’s lack of filter and Jenna’s off-beat take on life, you’re guaranteed a hilarious rundown of the week’s most bizarre news headlines, the trashiest celebrity gossip and whatever else they feel like talking about because it’s their podcast and they do what they want! Some may say it’s a mess, but really they’re just perfectly imperfect... It’s Jesse and Jenna’s Messy Podcast!

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United States

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“Messy” is more of a disclaimer than a promise! Between Jesse’s lack of filter and Jenna’s off-beat take on life, you’re guaranteed a hilarious rundown of the week’s most bizarre news headlines, the trashiest celebrity gossip and whatever else they feel like talking about because it’s their podcast and they do what they want! Some may say it’s a mess, but really they’re just perfectly imperfect... It’s Jesse and Jenna’s Messy Podcast!

Language:

English

Contact:

613-604-6464


Episodes

My Friend's Boyfriend Might Be Gay (Listener Letter)

11/21/2020
"Hello Messy Podcast!!! I am a fairly new listener. I listened to your episode about the girl who doesn't like oral from her man and could totally relate to it! I really love listener letters and while my life is pretty boring, my friend has been pretty stressed about something and I figured maybe you could me some advice to pass along. My friend, Stacy, has an issue and I don't really know what to say without sounding mean. She's been with her boyfriend (lets call him Jim) for about 6...

Duration:00:24:31

Payback Threesomes, Sharing Sexts & Sex in Broad Daylight (Weird News)

11/18/2020
As always we kick things off with some personal stories including Jesse being mistaken for an Uber driver 🚗 and Jenna's NEW MAN! 💘Yes, you read that right- Jenna might finally be off the market! Then the news! Why sexologists say repaying relationship "debts" with a threesome may not be the worst idea ever. 🍆 And, just how many people see the nudes you send someone? It's more than you think! 🤡 A guy put a phone up his butt 💩 and one couple just had to pull over and get it on in broad...

Duration:00:31:09

Ghosting Girlfriend (Listener Letter)

11/13/2020
Before I start, I know that you both HATE ghosting, so please don't judge me until you read my entire story. I came over to my boyfriend's (of 5 years) house one morning to surprise him with breakfast and a video game I bought him only to find him naked, asleep and with his EX curled up in his arms. How I didn't rage, I will never know...apparently they didn't hear me come in because they were both still fast asleep so I closed the bedroom door and left the food and game on the kitchen...

Duration:00:15:33

Don't Poo When You Cum (Weird News)

11/12/2020
First up a cheater is caught like an amateur in the sunglasses reflection of a selfie. Then, yes, poo cum, it's true. Why a guy says he can only cum when he poops! Up next let's talk about food! Why taste in grub may mean more than you think when it comes to dating. Also, why work may be affecting our libido and we finish with the nastiest spots at the grocery store. All this and lots more mess. Thanks for listening. Wear a mask! Cheers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:34:41

Cheater Bribe Backfires, Bald Boo, Dine & Dash and Aging Sucks

11/6/2020
Some good news to start! Jesse got ID'd at the wine store and tells us about a new purchase. Then, does "bro code" apply when covering for another man's infidelity? One guy learned the hard way! Next we go to India where a woman is suing her husband for lying about being bald, and a woman in BC tried to dodge her restaurant bill by dine and dashing through the ceiling! Finally, we commiserate over getting older with moments that make us realize it really is happening. Cheers! See...

Duration:00:39:01

OMG Classic AKA Jeff Graham from Sparkling Winos

11/4/2020
Our guest on this episode is a real live gay pop star! No, we're not talking about one of Jesse's G.I. Joes from the 90s, Jeff Graham AKA OMG Classic is a super successful blogger (Sparkling Winos) but he's also a pop star living in Toronto, but mentally in the nineties! Jeff says growing up as a queer kid in rural Ontario taught him how to cope with loneliness through expressing himself creatively. One time he even turned his parent's basement into an art gallery where he got his family to...

Duration:00:43:48

Sexiest Halloween Costumes, Reasons You're Single & COVID Dating Terms (Weird News)

10/31/2020
We kick things off with some riveting Netflix suggestions! Then, what's the sexiest type of Halloween costume? The research may surprise you! Up next: a guy robbed Walmart with a Kool-Aid packet, why men marry the women they date right after Jenna (LOL), a 600-person fetish party busted for violating COVID-19 rules, new dating terms during the time of COVID and more weird news. Cheers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:42:16

Brawl Over a Fart, Nudes Sent to Contact List & Lookalike Couples (Weird News)

10/28/2020
The title pretty much says it all, complete with our usual ruminations! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:22:54

Help! I'm Orally Challenged (Listener Letter)

10/23/2020
Hey Messy Podcast! I'm 23 and have had a pretty great/adventurous sex life over the past several years. Sex is great, dating on and off is great, and I love giving blow jobs (like, seriously, I love giving a great blow job). The only thing I can't get down with (heh, sorry) is when a guy goes down on me. It's only happened twice — once on a guy's mom's couch in 11th grade and once with a guy I was in a relationship with in college. I absolutely hated both experiences. I don't know if it's an...

Duration:00:25:48

The British Are Cumming! Brutal Honesty, Sex on Pot, & Virus-Giving Celebs

10/22/2020
We all have those friends who are brutally honest, but are we better or worse for having them around? Jenna has a new study! Then, "the British are coming!" That's one of the "in the moment" sexclamations on a hilarious list of "in the moment" things people say. We also talk a lot more sex on this episode (surprised?) between a new study saying women have WAY better orgasms on marijuana and Jesse dropping facts his suitors might like to know (loves giving oral). Finally, which celebs you...

Duration:00:27:44

Priest Threesome, Another Store Pooper & OnlyFans University (Weird News)

10/16/2020
This week in the news: Jesse ate a whole pie in one sitting A Priest Is Busted for Having a Threesome with Two Dominatrixes on the Altar A Man Who Put Up a Billboard to Find a Girlfriend Actually Found One (should we just say what we want more often?) A Study Finds Guys with Deep, Sexy Voices Are More Likely to Cheat OnlyFans Influencer University Walmart Box Pooper See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:39:30

I Think I'm In Love With My Boyfriend's Brother (Listener Letter)

10/9/2020
Hey Jesse & Jenna; I love the podcast and I hope you read my letter on air because compared to some of the episodes I've listened to recently, this seems like a fairly tame problem. LOL! So the subject pretty much says it all but I'll give you some context... And please believe me when I say I am NOT that girl. I have always been faithful in my relationships and I love my boyfriend, this was extremely unexpected. My boyfriend and I have been together for just under two years, so not all that...

Duration:00:21:20

Kissing the Coronavirus, 711 Jack Off & The Lady Ninja (Weird News)

10/7/2020
Hiiii! Jenna's wacky week is up first starring angry cab drivers and melted cheese in her bed. Then, COVID-19 is not off limits to romantic novels, why Kissing The Coronavirus is burning up bookstores! Up next: A street woman is caught bopping her baloney in front of a 711 convenience store, a guy pranks his friend by proposing to his girlfriend on a first date, the 67-year-old Lady Ninja that protected her friend from an intruder and we wrap up with a few funny COVID-19 related headlines....

Duration:00:27:54

Pro Haunter Pat O'Neill on Halloween Attractions During COVID-19

10/2/2020
Pat O'Neill is a set designer from Ottawa, now living in Calgary. Pat has had a lifelong career in the theatre, completing an apprenticeship at the National Arts Center of Canada where he trained as a scenic painter and props builder. For the last 4 years Pat has left the staged world and has been using his talents to design Haunted Attractions as a full time Haunter. Halloween Haunted houses are a multi billion dollar industry and Pat eats, sleeps and breathes it everyday of his life. Even...

Duration:00:38:52

Straight Couple Looking for a Third: “I want to watch my man get pegged!”

9/30/2020
We often talk about open relationships, swingers and non-monogamy on this messy podcast but we have yet to actually interview someone in a real committed relationship looking to open things up, so that's exactly what we're doing today! However, this couple has something very specific (and hard) they're looking for. Joining us is self-proclaimed fan of the podcast, miss Wendy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:37:57

I Want to Have Sex with the Same Man in 16 Countries (Weird News)

9/25/2020
Guess what? We're back on the sauce! Sober September was long enough! Jesse kicks things off with a story about his zany landlord, then we tackle some fascinating headlines in this episode including ways to spice up your sex life if you consider yourself "vanilla" like us. PSA: Vanilla doesn't mean boring! Then, we dive into an explosive story about a fire at a bull semen storage facility. Yes, it's as gross as you think it is. Also, a brand new app called Mole that lets you spy on whoever...

Duration:00:31:29

Fantasy vs. Reality Ruining My Relationship (Listener Letter)

9/19/2020
"Hey Jesse and Jenna, This isn't nearly as insane as your last letter, but I still hope you have some great advice as I'm feeling like shit about it... My husband and I have always been great. During our dating period and throughout our five-year marriage, sex has been a huge part of our relationship. My husband particularly likes fantasies. He’ll phone me from the condo garage, saying “I’ll be upstairs in four minutes and I’ve got a great scene for us to play!” Sometimes he’ll get an idea...

Duration:00:16:10

Amputated for Insurance Fraud, Awkward Life Moments & Coronavirus Headlines

9/16/2020
We're not drinking during this recording (for once) so excuse us if we're off our game, LOL! We kick things off with a very tame list of unpopular opinions that we thought would be naughtier than it was, then we dive in to an insane story about a woman who scored $1.2 million from her insurance company after she chopped off her own hand! Does the SAW movie come to mind for anyone? Then we rundown a list of awkward moments we all experience (yes, watching a sex scene with your parents is on...

Duration:00:39:22

Sexy Step-Family Swingers (Listener Letter)

9/11/2020
Dear Jenna & Jesse, Eh, I’m Tony and I have a small issue, and Jesse... it's not that, that’s pretty huge, thank you. My wife and I went on vacation to Mexico in 2019 and we ran into her step-son from her previous marriage and his wife. We all went out to dinner every night and would all end up at the club, partying till morning. Please note my wife’s step-son is two years older than my wife. Which is weird as he does call her mom. Anyways, one night we were out partying on our last night...

Duration:00:24:39

Dating While Transgender with Kimmy

9/4/2020
Kimmy is Ottawa's Dancing Diva Extraordinaire! This Asian Sensation was Miss Capital Pride in 2018, making her Canadian Capital City Royalty. Words cannot describe the energy and passion Kim brings to the stage with her gender-bending performances and she is joining us today to talk about life as a strong transwoman and specifically what it's like on the dating landscape. Does she date straight men, gays? She's here to talk about it all including the time she was in a throuple and what she...

Duration:00:42:57