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Episode 177 - The Trip Randomizer (Part 2)

11/5/2019
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This week, Jerry & Simone bring Jillian The Travel Agent back on to complete their conversations of their most recent trip. This week they tackle the final IllumiNations, the Epcot Experience, Garden Grove, the most poorly thought out game in the history of games and much much more in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording last week. Take a trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the positive in things so atrocious, it...

Duration:03:31:21

Episode 176 - The Trip Randomizer (Part 1)

10/26/2019
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Back from their vacations, Jerry & Simone bring on Jillian The Travel Agent to talk about Epcot Forever, Smugglers Run, the Skyliner and many many more utter tragedies they experienced in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording. Take a trip down your Degenerate Leaders' sorrowful memory lane as they try to find the positive in things so atrocious, it stings in the worst of ways. All of that and more in Part 1 of Mouse Rants' Trip Randomizer. - Please send all...

Duration:03:01:05

Episode 175: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 2)

9/23/2019
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In Part 2 of our 5th Anniversary Show, Spokesy takes Jerry and Simone to replay events of their lives (as well as his) in attempts to show them why not caring is much better than worrying about what the people want. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST CARING TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE. Our official...

Duration:02:00:56

Episode 174: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 1)

9/17/2019
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It's our 5th Anniversary, yay... - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST CARING TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE. Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible. Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is. download (right...

Duration:01:55:08

Episode 173: AHHHH NOOOOO! BEAAHHHS!

9/2/2019
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As #ShutDownTheSummer comes to a close, Jerry & Simone write a brand new movie right before your eyes...ears...whatever. It's about time they made a sequel to The Country Bears film and we're just the ones to create it. Listen in as we create a sequel that's both true to the original and actually good! (in our opinions anyway....and really that's all that matters isn't it?) So finish off the dreadful season before we ring in 5 years of cringe with some bears, some Walken, and a wiley ol'...

Duration:02:00:41

Episode 172: Even Disney Channel Knows That Summer Sucks

8/14/2019
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This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch 4 summer related Disney Channel shows. From The Suite Life of Zack & Cody to Miles From Tomorrowland, join them in as they find out just how much Disney Channel shows HATE the summer (and with GREAT CAUSE). And stick around til the end because they go waaay back on that last one. All this and more in the most sticky episode of Mouse Rants ever. - PLEASE SEND A VOICEMAIL TO 336-WDW-MORA AND LET US KNOW WHY WE SHOULD STOP PUTTING...

Duration:01:57:35

Episode 152: Character's Don't Talk: Origins

8/1/2019
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CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: ORIGINS (a Mouse Rants musical) (part 1 of 3) (an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center) written and edited by Jerry Skids directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids download (right click, save as...) Cast Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Frat Guy #1, Frat Guy #3, Interview #1 & Interview #3 Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica &...

Duration:01:58:34

Episode 154: Characters Don't Talk: Volume II

8/1/2019
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CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME II (a Mouse Rants musical) (part 3 of 3) (an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center) written and edited by Jerry Skids directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids download (right click, save as...) Cast Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jeffrey Bigwig, Bonzai Simone DeMilo - Aurora, Jessica, Violet & Showkeeper Teresa Hui - Mulan,...

Duration:02:43:08

Episode 153: Characters Don't Talk: Volume I

8/1/2019
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CHARACTERS DON'T TALK: VOLUME I (a Mouse Rants musical) (Part 2 of 3) (an homage to the works of Tarantino that takes place entirely in and around Epcot Center) written and edited by Jerry Skids directed by Simone DeMilo & Jerry Skids download (right click, save as...) Cast Jerry Skids - Facilier, Marius, Prince Charming, Prince Eric, Ron Stoppable, Gaston, Jack Sparrow (singing voice), Jim Hawkins/Strong Bad, Jeffrey Bigwig, Lotus Blossom Employee, Casting #1, Simone DeMilo -...

Duration:01:52:52

Episode 171 - Sahmer BITEtastic!

7/29/2019
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This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss summer foods at WDW. From ice cream to funnel cake to foods with the word summer in them, we go through it all! I don't have anything else interesting to say so just listen to the episode and stop reading this nonsense. - PLEASE SEND A VOICEMAIL TO 336-WDW-MORA AND LET US KNOW WHY WE SHOULD STOP PUTTING OUT EPISODES!!! #ShutDownMouseRants - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to...

Duration:02:24:54

Episode 170: Don't S*#t Where You Eat

7/22/2019
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This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss the age old topic, Picnics at Walt Disney World!!! Yeah....that topic you NEVER STOP HEARING ABOUT!!! We read two horrendous articles explaining where awful people set up picnics and ruin everyone else's experience and figure out if picnic at the parks is even feasible (hint: It's not). But before that, let's take a look at some ACTUAL clickbait as we value out the VIP experience of some losers who wrote a book. So take a walk...

Duration:01:13:12

Episode 168: Shut Down The Summer Nightastic

7/10/2019
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Dude, summer sucks. Can I please go where it's autumn 24/7? Jeez!!! In the very first episode of Mouse Rants' #ShutDownTheSummer, Jerry and Simone discuss the 2009/2010 short-lived summer series, Summer Nightastic, and since this is a show about how much summer blows, we might as well talk about something else that blows....Disneyland. That's right, we'll be discussing Summer Nightastic in Disneyland AND Walt Disney World... But first another episode of Skids & Simone Sample Stuff (this time...

Duration:02:25:23

Episode 169: Camp Plothole

7/8/2019
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This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch the DCOM classic, Camp Rock. Watch along with no pauses while your Degenerate Leaders deal with bad acting, autotuned singing and plotholes galore and share it with all of you. Also before that, the Destruction of Future World continues as they discuss the removal of several Future World Central attractions/restaurants including the heart of Epcot, the Fountain of Nations. Oh boy... All this and more on the most Campy episode of...

Duration:02:22:51

Episode 167: FOR REAL?! WHAT?!

6/1/2019
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In this musical episode, Jerry & Simone go through the lyrics in the new version of Aladdin and try to figure out why they changed what they changed. Also, they torture themselves with the WORST Disney cover album ever made...and try to figure out why ANYONE would want to listen to this rich chick's music....In addition, Jerry shows Simone the autotuned mess that is DCappella and they listen to some of the worst garbage...ever...this ain't no Voices of Liberty people...And of course, by...

Duration:02:47:14

Episode 166: Mouse Mouse Rants

5/15/2019
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This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the Extra, Extra Magic Hours and all of its pros and cons. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by...

Duration:02:00:07

Episode 165: Hooves All Up In The Air!

4/22/2019
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This week, Simone is on fire with another classic idea and she does not disappoint. With the slow dismantling of IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth, Jerry & Simone create their own nighttime entertainment spectaculars for each park. But before that we discuss the upcoming merch and snacks at MGM Studios' 30th Anniversary as well as some new food items. Tom tells New York to DRINK UP!!!! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to...

Duration:02:12:36

Episode 164: the fattest dreamer

4/7/2019
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This week, Jerry & Simone watch one of the worst fan-made films they have ever seen. You'll feel like you're watching The Room as we take this trip through the chasms of hell together. Special Guest, Sarah, also joins us for the intro, as she regales us all with an unbelievably tragic and hysterical story you won't want to miss. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star...

Duration:02:42:29

Episode 163: You'll Never Guess What We Do With This Magic Band

4/2/2019
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This week, Jerry and Simone sit down for a two on one discussion with one of their most infamous rivals. So put on your laughing hats and get ready for the most heated debate you've heard on Mouse Rants yet. you WON'T want to miss this one. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the...

Duration:01:59:32

Episode 162: Call Me, Beep Me, If You Want Girl Marie

3/16/2019
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In this week's episode, Jerry & Simone discuss the DCOM that gave the middle finger to a beloved animated series, Kim Possible (2019). From character bastardization to just ignoring the canon, listen along as your hosts go over just how painful it was to watch. Also, before we get to that it DisBoards and FB group tiiiiimee!!! All this and more in the CHEESEiest (get it? rufus? cheese? ah, nevermind) episode of Mouse Rants yet! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts,...

Duration:02:22:53

Episode 161: Nickel & Doomed 2 - Still Doomed

2/12/2019
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This week, Jerry & Simone discuss MORE various ways since 2016 that WDW is ripping off the fans, the employees and the world, including: awful insanely priced VIP tours, pointless parking charges, employee cutbacks, over-the-top silliness and much much more. Also an update on political correctness vs. Disney and why people need to calm the hell down!!!! All this and much much more on tonight's most non-sexy version of Disney After Dar....I mean Mouse Rants...Mouse Rants.... - Please send...

Duration:02:28:50