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Tired of pretending you've seen everything just to fit in at a party? Find yourself nodding along when people bring up Citizen Kane or chanting redrum without comprehension? Ever fess up and get the inevitable 'WHAT?! You've NEVER SEEN IT?!" Well, my friend, read on. Famous movies and tv shows are rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

Tired of pretending you've seen everything just to fit in at a party? Find yourself nodding along when people bring up Citizen Kane or chanting redrum without comprehension? Ever fess up and get the inevitable 'WHAT?! You've NEVER SEEN IT?!" Well, my friend, read on. Famous movies and tv shows are rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.
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Tired of pretending you've seen everything just to fit in at a party? Find yourself nodding along when people bring up Citizen Kane or chanting redrum without comprehension? Ever fess up and get the inevitable 'WHAT?! You've NEVER SEEN IT?!" Well, my friend, read on. Famous movies and tv shows are rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

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English


Episodes

Ryan Singer has never seen The Wolf of Wall Street

4/19/2018
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Ryan Singer (Me & Paranormal You, frequent Never Seen It guest) has never seen The Wolf of Wall Street, but he rewrote it. We talk about what he got right and wrong from the movie, and we get into some Before and Afters, IMDb Trivia, Literal Titles, 3 in 1s, and we even have a fan script, “Dirty Dancing.” Thank you for listening! Please rate and review the podcast wherever you listen, if you get a moment.

Duration:01:10:43

Dan Harmon has never seen Lawrence of Arabia

4/12/2018
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Dan Harmon (!!!) has never seen Lawrence of Arabia, but he rewrote it. This week we are joined by the one and only Dan Harmon, who rewrote the famed Lawrence of Arabia. We talk about epic movies, spending time seeing bad movies versus good movies, and then everyone agrees there are some inconsistencies in Kyle’s movie games. We play Before and Afters, IMDb Trivia, Literal Titles, and Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game. We’re joined by the incomparable Erin McGown and MeLissa Gavarrette. This one...

Duration:00:57:47

Dave Ross and Hampton Yount have never seen Human Centipede

4/5/2018
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Dave Ross and Hampton Yount have never seen Human Centipede, but together they rewrote it. This week we talk about different types of horror movies, ranging from gore to thriller, people’s fascination with films like Human Centipede as a spectacle, and more. Hampton finds a xylophone. We play a round of Before and Afters, IMDb Trivia, Literal Titles, and introduce Three At Once, a new game where audio from three movies is played at the same time. Also joined in studio by Blair Socci.

Duration:00:53:48

Noah Gardenswartz has never see Silence of the Lambs

3/29/2018
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Noah Gardenswartz (Comedy Central, Comedy Knockout) has never see Silence of the Lambs, but he rewrote it. In this episode Noah has completely mastered Kyle’s Dad Describes a Movie Trailer Based Only Off Seeing the Description and Never Having Heard of the Movie. We talk about childhood moviegoing, and play some rounds of Before and After and IMDb Trivia. We’re joined by the wonderful Teresa Lee.

Duration:00:45:17

Kara Klenk has never seen The Avengers

3/22/2018
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Kara Klenk has never seen The Avengers, but she rewrote it. In fact, she’s not 100% certain who is in The Avengers to begin with. This week we talk about super hero movies, keeping up in general, and spending too much time watching other things. We introduce a game that we’ll never play again, involving marshmallows. We also play a round of Movie Before and Afters, some IMDb Trivia, and another rousing round of Guess What Movie Kyle’s Dad is Describing Based Only Off Seeing the Trailer and...

Duration:00:57:11

Langston Kerman has never seen Scarface

3/15/2018
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Langston Kerman (HBO’s Insecure) has never seen Scarface, but he rewrote it. This week we talk about how much you can know about a movie based on MTV’s Cribs, and dorm room posters, pop culture, and more. A pretty decent amount of time is spent just making fun of Kyle. We play a round of Movie Before and Afters, some IMDb Trivia, and another rousing round of Guess What Movie Kyle’s Dad is Describing Based Only Off Seeing the Trailer and Never Having Had Heard of the Movie. Also joined in...

Duration:00:55:31

Dan Murrell & Roth Cornet have never seen Hellraiser

3/8/2018
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Dan Murrell & Roth Cornet (Screen Junkies, Honest Trailers), have never seen Hellraiser, but they did rewrite it. This week we talk about horror movie posters that are too gruesome for the general public, DeNiro's career, and more! Then our favorite segments return as we play Movie Before & After, IMDB Trivia, and Kyle's MOM jumps in for "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie". Also joined in studio by Ryan Singer.

Duration:01:04:46

Todd Sklar and Devon Walker haven’t seen some of the Oscar Movies

3/1/2018
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Todd Sklar hasn't seen Dunkirk, and Devon Walker hasn't seen Darkest Hour. But, they did rewrite them. This week, scenes about how no one knows who Dunkirk actually is and how it's possible that Alfred from Batman was actually in Darkest Hour. Plus, games like Movie Before & After, IMDB Trivia, and "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie". Also joined in studio by Alex Rennie.

Duration:01:18:16

Mike Lawrence has never seen Fight Club

2/22/2018
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Mike Lawrence has never seen Fight Club, but he did rewrite it. This week, we start with "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie" before sharing stories about our first time encountering nudity on screen. Then we round it out with Mike's rewrite, which includes "Fight Club: Where violence and exclusivity get to mingle". Also joined in studio by Thresa Lee & Dave Ross.

Duration:00:56:34

The Worst Idea of All Timers Apparently Haven’t Seen Mob Movies

2/15/2018
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Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt (from The Worst Idea Of All Time Podcast) have never seen The Godfather. Or Goodfellas. But they rewrote them. We talk about how Guy & Tim have spent over 18,000 minutes watching the same three movies together, before we get into Movie Before and After, IMDB trivia and more! Plus the always faithful segment of "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie". Also joined in studio by Caleb...

Duration:01:09:08

Josh Gondelman has never seen Avatar

2/8/2018
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Josh Gondelman has never seen Avatar, but he rewrote it. We talk about how it's literally the most profitable film that also happens to be very forgettable. Plus, another segment of Movie Before and After, and Approximate Theme Song, where I listen to a theme and sing it to the guests, who then have to guess what it is. As always, we're joined by my dad for "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie". Also joined in...

Duration:00:59:07

Sara Benincasa has never seen Breaking Bad

2/1/2018
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Sara Benicasa has never seen Breaking Bad, but she rewrote it. Plus, two new games are debuted: one where our guests guess the movie based on IMDB trivia, and "Movie Before And After", where two movies are combined (i.e. Wolf of Wall-e Street) and guests will have to guess based on the description. Then, another installment of What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie that starts with "okay why is she breaking the...

Duration:01:01:04

Amy Miller has never seen The Shining

1/24/2018
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Amy Miller has never seen The Shining. But she rewrote it. Plus, we talk about watching Schindler’s List on a plane (the most fun movie to watch in public), make fun of Kyle for putting this podcast together at all, talk about movie watching and TV binging culture, and even get a bonus script of The Exorcist. And the introduction of the game What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie. (stick around for that game, trust...

Duration:01:01:01

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