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Never Seen It

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Tired of pretending you've seen everything just to fit in at a party? Find yourself nodding along when people bring up Citizen Kane or chanting redrum without comprehension? Ever fess up and get the inevitable 'WHAT?! You've NEVER SEEN IT?!" Well, my friend, read on. Famous movies and tv shows are rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

Tired of pretending you've seen everything just to fit in at a party? Find yourself nodding along when people bring up Citizen Kane or chanting redrum without comprehension? Ever fess up and get the inevitable 'WHAT?! You've NEVER SEEN IT?!" Well, my friend, read on. Famous movies and tv shows are rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.
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Tired of pretending you've seen everything just to fit in at a party? Find yourself nodding along when people bring up Citizen Kane or chanting redrum without comprehension? Ever fess up and get the inevitable 'WHAT?! You've NEVER SEEN IT?!" Well, my friend, read on. Famous movies and tv shows are rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

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English


Episodes

Steve Agee has never seen An American Werewolf in London

10/18/2018
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Steve Agee has never seen An American Werewolf in London. He rewrites it, and we read his script. Joined by friend of the pod Todd Sklar, we talk Steve being in movies and watching his own work, play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game, and more! If you’re in New York on November 10, check out our live show in the New York Comedy Festival! Tickets at kyleayers.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:09:04

Brendon Walsh has never seen The Sting

10/11/2018
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Brendon Walsh has never seen The Sting. He rewrites it, and we read his script. Joined by Dave Ross, we play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Something Title Game, Reverse Movie Scene Audio, Rapid Fire Trivia, and more! We also realize what a sting actually is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:02:18

Marlena Rodriguez has never seen "The Shape of Water"

10/4/2018
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Marlena Rodriguez (The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) has never seen The Shape of Water. She rewrites it, and we read her script. We talk about how Marlena’s viewing habits have changed since writing for TV, and how it feels watching her own writing on TV. Plus, rapid-fire trivia, and more! Joined by frequent NSI guest Daniel Shar! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:02:54

Adam Lowitt has never seen The Grey

9/27/2018
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Adam Lowitt (Who Is America?, The Daily Show) has never seen The Grey! He rewrites it, and we read his script in studio. We talk about Liam Neeson (and Taken, Taken on a Plane, Taken v. A Wolf), play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Guessing Game, Before and Afters, Rapid Fire Trivia, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:50:17

Kurt Braunohler has never seen Braveheart

9/20/2018
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Kurt Braunohler (The Big Sick, Bob’s Burgers) has never seen Braveheart! He rewrites it, and we read his script. Plus, Kurt shares his favorite, most watched movies of all-time (that we might have never heard of), studio guest Ryan Singer is apparently related to William Wallace, and more. Kyle’s Dad Describes a Movie Trailer, Rapid Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:02:27

Joe DeRosa has never seen Top Gun

9/13/2018
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Joe DeRosa has never seen Top Gun! He rewrites it, and we read his script. Joined in studio by Mekki Leeper, we talk fandom, franchises, and maybe a third thing that starts with f. Plus so much more! Please rate and review the podcast if you get a second. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:15:57

Scotty Landes has never seen Dallas Buyers Club

9/6/2018
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Scotty Landes (Who is America?, Workaholics) has never seen Dallas Buyers Club, but he rewrites it, and we read his script. We talk Oscar-bait prestige movies, keeping up with awards, and more. Plus Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Guessing Game, Rapid Fire Trivia About a Movie You’ve Never Seen, and more! Joined in studio by Brian Baldinger. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:05:30

Kara Klenk, Megan Gailey, & Christy Coffey have never seen The Matrix

8/30/2018
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Kara Klenk, Megan Gailey, and Christy Coffey have never seen The Matrix! They rewrite it, and we read their scripts. Plus we talk about their viewing habits, going to movies together, play Rapid Fire Trivia, and more! Check out their podcast, Let’s Talk About Texts! on Starburns as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:05:17

Charles Gould has never seen Die Hard

8/23/2018
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Charles Gould has never seen Die Hard, but he rewrote it. We talk action franchises, bring in Todd Sklar (whose favorite movie is Die Hard), and play some games, including Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer, and a new “Guess This Roger Ebert Review” game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:05:56

Miel Bredouw has never seen Shawshank Redemption

8/16/2018
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Miel Bredouw has never seen Shawshank Redemption (!!!). She rewrites it, and we read her script in studio. We talk about how she, in fact, hasn’t seen a TON of typically prestige pictures. We play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game, Before and Afters, and our new game: Rapid Fire Trivia About a Movie You’ve Never Seen. We’re joined again by the wonderful Ryan Singer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:09:10

Todd Sklar has never seen Avengers: Infinity War.

8/9/2018
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Todd Sklar (who previously Dunkirked us all on this podcast) has never see Avengers: Infinity War. Or any of them, for that matter. We read Todd’s script, talk movie franchises, play some Before and Afters and Cattle Call, and another round of Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Guessing Never Seen Wait What’s the Title, Again? game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:54:02

28: Daniel Van Kirk has never seen Hoosiers

8/2/2018
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Daniel Van Kirk (Dumb People Town, Pen Pals pods) has never seen Hoosiers. Matt Brousseau (Profiles In Eccentricity) joins in as we talk best sports movies, debate which sport makes the best movies, and have our incredibly too-long debate about the best NAMED movie sequel. Plus, Kyle’s Dad Describes a Movie Trailer Guessing Game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:04:10

27: Kyle Ayers has never seen some of his friends’ favorite movies

7/26/2018
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Kyle Ayers has never seen some of his friends’ favorite movies! He’s never seen Langston Kerman’s favorite, Ghostbusters. He’s never seen Steph Tolev’s favorite, Traffic. But he rewrote them both, and we read them in studio. Plus Kyle tries to remember... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:54:10

26: Aaron Woodall & Jessa Reed have never seen Dazed and Confused or Million Dollar Baby

7/19/2018
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Aaron Woodall and Jessa Reed (The Mormon and the Meth Head) have never seen Dazed and Confused or Million Dollar Baby (respectively), but they rewrote them. We get talk about their VERY different upbringing, and how that lead to exposure to different p... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:10:07

Phil Matarese and Mike Luciano have never seen Trainspotting or Fried Green Tomatoes

7/12/2018
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Phil Matarese and Mike Luciano (creators of HBO’s Animals) have never seen Trainspotting or Fried Green Tomatoes (respectively), but they rewrote them. We also talk about their show Animals on HBO, the change in film distribution, and more. Guess What ... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:56:24

Jean Grae has never seen The Lion King

7/5/2018
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Jean Grae has never seen The Lion King (!!!!!!!) but she rewrote it, and we read it in studio, along with a LIVE piano score from Yusong Liu. Plus the return of Guess What Movie Kyle’s Dad Is Describing Based Off Only Seeing the Trailer and Never Havin... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:07:36

23: Charla Lauriston has never seen Beasts of No Nation

6/28/2018
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Charla Lauriston (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) has never seen Beasts of No Nation, but she rewrote it! We talk about film distribution, prestige films not in theaters, as well as African and African-American portrayal in film and TV. Plus, a Space Jam fa... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:14:39

The Hosts of You're Making It Worse have never seen Fast and the Furious

6/21/2018
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The You’re Making It Worse Guys (Eliot Glazer, Brent Sullivan, and H. Alan Scott) have never seen ANY of Fast and the Furious, but they rewrote it, and we read it in studio. We talk about franchise releases, and two of the guys reveal their dream job, ... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:11:55

Las Culturiatas have never seen Networks or Cruel Intentions

6/14/2018
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Las Culturistas are in studio! Bowen Yang has never seen Cruel Intentions. Matt Rogers has never seen Network. We talk about comedians watching comedy movies, and Matt tells a truly incredible story about buying the Glitter soundtrack on 9/11\. Plus so... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:04:52

20: Caleb Synan has never seen Top Gun

6/7/2018
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Caleb Synan (Conan) has never seen Top Gun, but he rewrote it. We have too much fun with the script this week. Caleb and Babs Erwin talk about binging Survivor over prestige-TV. There’s also some before and afters, Three Tracks, another Product Placeme... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:56:55