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Tired of pretending you've seen everything just to fit in at a party? Find yourself nodding along when people bring up Citizen Kane or chanting redrum without comprehension? Ever fess up and get the inevitable 'WHAT?! You've NEVER SEEN IT?!" Well, my friend, read on. Famous movies and tv shows are rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

Tired of pretending you've seen everything just to fit in at a party? Find yourself nodding along when people bring up Citizen Kane or chanting redrum without comprehension? Ever fess up and get the inevitable 'WHAT?! You've NEVER SEEN IT?!" Well, my friend, read on. Famous movies and tv shows are rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.
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Tired of pretending you've seen everything just to fit in at a party? Find yourself nodding along when people bring up Citizen Kane or chanting redrum without comprehension? Ever fess up and get the inevitable 'WHAT?! You've NEVER SEEN IT?!" Well, my friend, read on. Famous movies and tv shows are rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

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English


Episodes

25: Phil Matarese and Mike Luciano have never seen Trainspotting or Fried Green Tomatoes

7/12/2018
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Phil Matarese and Mike Luciano (creators of HBO’s Animals) have never seen Trainspotting or Fried Green Tomatoes (respectively), but they rewrote them. We also talk about their show Animals on HBO, the change in film distribution, and more. Guess What Movie Trailer Kyle’s Dad is Describing, IMDb Trivia’s return!, and some before and afters, and more!

Duration:00:55:38

24: Jean Grae has never seen The Lion King

7/5/2018
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Jean Grae has never seen The Lion King (!!!!!!!) but she rewrote it, and we read it in studio, along with a LIVE piano score from Yusong Liu. Plus the return of Guess What Movie Kyle’s Dad Is Describing Based Off Only Seeing the Trailer and Never Having Heard of the Movie. And some Before and Afters, a Bad Boys II Fan Script, and more!

Duration:01:06:50

23: Charla Lauriston has never seen Beasts of No Nation

6/28/2018
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Charla Lauriston (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) has never seen Beasts of No Nation, but she rewrote it! We talk about film distribution, prestige films not in theaters, as well as African and African-American portrayal in film and TV. Plus, a Space Jam fan script! And three tracks! We’re also joined by Will Miles and Travis Clark.

Duration:01:15:23

22: The Hosts of You're Making It Worse have never seen Fast and the Furious

6/21/2018
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The You’re Making It Worse Guys (Eliot Glazer, Brent Sullivan, and H. Alan Scott) have never seen ANY of Fast and the Furious, but they rewrote it, and we read it in studio. We talk about franchise releases, and two of the guys reveal their dream job, which may have played a part in them not seeing any Fast and Furious movies. Plus the return of Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer game, and some Before and Afters.

Duration:01:11:55

21: Las Culturiatas have never seen Networks or Cruel Intentions

6/14/2018
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Las Culturistas are in studio! Bowen Yang has never seen Cruel Intentions. Matt Rogers has never seen Network. We talk about comedians watching comedy movies, and Matt tells a truly incredible story about buying the Glitter soundtrack on 9/11\. Plus some Before & Afters and a Fan Script!

Duration:01:04:42

20: Caleb Synan has never seen Top Gun

6/7/2018
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Caleb Synan (Conan) has never seen Top Gun, but he rewrote it. We have too much fun with the script this week. Caleb and Babs Erwin talk about binging Survivor over prestige-TV. There’s also some before and afters, Three Tracks, another Product Placement script, and who can name the most Tom Cruise movies? Also joined in studio by Babs Erwin and Dave Ross.

Duration:00:56:05

19: Ryan Ridley has never seen 2010: The Year We Make Contact

5/31/2018
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Ryan Ridley (Rick & Morty) has never seen 2010: The Year We Make Contact. Who has? He rewrites it, and we read it in studio. We jump into talking about remakes, reboots, and the necessity of any of it. We get into the details behind this movie and why it exists. Plus, some Before and Afters, Three Tracks, Backwards TV, and the return of Guess What Movie Kyle’s Dad Is Describing Based Only Off the Trailer and He’s Never Heard of the Movie. We’re joined by Daniel Shar and Marlena Rodriguez!

Duration:01:02:27

18: BONUS: Faking A Murderer

5/24/2018
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Call it the precursor to all of this. Back in 2016, everyone was talking about Netflix’s Making a Murderer, but Kyle never saw it. That didn’t stop him from talking to people about it, though. A special release of the first episode from his old podcast, Faking a Murderer, where he talks with friends about Making a Murderer, but doesn’t tell them that he has never seen it. Just a half hour or so of Kyle BS-ing his way through detailed talks about a documentary.

Duration:00:32:08

17: Barry Rothbart & Lucas Neff have never seen Pretty in Pink & Pretty Woman

5/17/2018
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Barry Rothbart has never seen Pretty in Pink, and Lucas Neff has never seen Pretty Woman, so they wrote them. We talk about how movies hold up over time, bad movies we’ve watched a lot, and play some Before and Afters, Three Tracks, Backwards TV Themes, and have a fan script to wrap it up!

Duration:01:08:03

16: Henry Zebrowski has never seen Mary Poppins

5/10/2018
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Henry Zebrowski (The Last Podcast on the Left) has never seen Mary Poppins, but he rewrote it. We talk good horror, pointless remakes, and we have a bonus script, Black Mirror, never seen by Kyle. Plus some haunting audio games, and the introduction of a new segment, Retroactive Product Placement. We’re joined in studio by Yusong Liu & Sydney Steinberg.

Duration:01:08:09

Flula Borg has never seen No Country for Old Men

5/3/2018
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Flula Borg (Pitch Perfect 2) has never seen No Country for Old Men, but he rewrote it. This week we talk about Flula seeing movies growing up in Germany, complete with intermission, and then coming to the United States and our lack thereof. Plus his hometown’s Blues Brothers obsession. We play a couple of rounds of three tracks, a round of Kyle’s Dad Describes a Movie Trailer Guess What He’s Describing Wait Is This Even the Game Name, and a fan script of Game of Thrones! We’re joined by...

Duration:00:56:55

Martha Kelly has never seen The Big Lebowski

4/26/2018
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Martha Kelly (FX’s Baskets) has never seen The Big Lebowski, but she rewrote it. This week we talk about movies based around their hype, and we get into the movie Twister for an appropriately wonderful amount of time. Plus we get a fan script in there, play some Before and Afters and Three Tracks in One (game title pending) and more. We’re also joined in the studio by Marina Shifrin and Mekki Leeper!

Duration:01:03:36

Ryan Singer has never seen The Wolf of Wall Street

4/19/2018
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Ryan Singer (Me & Paranormal You, frequent Never Seen It guest) has never seen The Wolf of Wall Street, but he rewrote it. We talk about what he got right and wrong from the movie, and we get into some Before and Afters, IMDb Trivia, Literal Titles, 3 in 1s, and we even have a fan script, “Dirty Dancing.” Thank you for listening! Please rate and review the podcast wherever you listen, if you get a moment.

Duration:01:10:43

Dan Harmon has never seen Lawrence of Arabia

4/12/2018
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Dan Harmon (!!!) has never seen Lawrence of Arabia, but he rewrote it. This week we are joined by the one and only Dan Harmon, who rewrote the famed Lawrence of Arabia. We talk about epic movies, spending time seeing bad movies versus good movies, and then everyone agrees there are some inconsistencies in Kyle’s movie games. We play Before and Afters, IMDb Trivia, Literal Titles, and Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game. We’re joined by the incomparable Erin McGown and MeLissa Gavarrette. This...

Duration:00:57:47

Dave Ross and Hampton Yount have never seen Human Centipede

4/5/2018
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Dave Ross and Hampton Yount have never seen Human Centipede, but together they rewrote it. This week we talk about different types of horror movies, ranging from gore to thriller, people’s fascination with films like Human Centipede as a spectacle, and more. Hampton finds a xylophone. We play a round of Before and Afters, IMDb Trivia, Literal Titles, and introduce Three At Once, a new game where audio from three movies is played at the same time. Also joined in studio by Blair Socci.

Duration:00:53:48

Noah Gardenswartz has never see Silence of the Lambs

3/29/2018
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Noah Gardenswartz (Comedy Central, Comedy Knockout) has never see Silence of the Lambs, but he rewrote it. In this episode Noah has completely mastered Kyle’s Dad Describes a Movie Trailer Based Only Off Seeing the Description and Never Having Heard of the Movie. We talk about childhood moviegoing, and play some rounds of Before and After and IMDb Trivia. We’re joined by the wonderful Teresa Lee.

Duration:00:45:17

Kara Klenk has never seen The Avengers

3/22/2018
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Kara Klenk has never seen The Avengers, but she rewrote it. In fact, she’s not 100% certain who is in The Avengers to begin with. This week we talk about super hero movies, keeping up in general, and spending too much time watching other things. We introduce a game that we’ll never play again, involving marshmallows. We also play a round of Movie Before and Afters, some IMDb Trivia, and another rousing round of Guess What Movie Kyle’s Dad is Describing Based Only Off Seeing the Trailer and...

Duration:00:57:11

Langston Kerman has never seen Scarface

3/15/2018
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Langston Kerman (HBO’s Insecure) has never seen Scarface, but he rewrote it. This week we talk about how much you can know about a movie based on MTV’s Cribs, and dorm room posters, pop culture, and more. A pretty decent amount of time is spent just making fun of Kyle. We play a round of Movie Before and Afters, some IMDb Trivia, and another rousing round of Guess What Movie Kyle’s Dad is Describing Based Only Off Seeing the Trailer and Never Having Had Heard of the Movie. Also joined in...

Duration:00:55:31

Dan Murrell & Roth Cornet have never seen Hellraiser

3/8/2018
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Dan Murrell & Roth Cornet (Screen Junkies, Honest Trailers), have never seen Hellraiser, but they did rewrite it. This week we talk about horror movie posters that are too gruesome for the general public, DeNiro's career, and more! Then our favorite segments return as we play Movie Before & After, IMDB Trivia, and Kyle's MOM jumps in for "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie". Also joined in studio by Ryan Singer.

Duration:01:04:46

Todd Sklar and Devon Walker haven’t seen some of the Oscar Movies

3/1/2018
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Todd Sklar hasn't seen Dunkirk, and Devon Walker hasn't seen Darkest Hour. But, they did rewrite them. This week, scenes about how no one knows who Dunkirk actually is and how it's possible that Alfred from Batman was actually in Darkest Hour. Plus, games like Movie Before & After, IMDB Trivia, and "What Movie is Kyle’s Dad Describing Based Solely Off Describing the Trailer and Not Ever Having Heard of the Movie". Also joined in studio by Alex Rennie.

Duration:01:18:16