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Tired of pretending you've seen everything just to fit in at a party? Find yourself nodding along when people bring up Citizen Kane or chanting redrum without comprehension? Ever fess up and get the inevitable 'WHAT?! You've NEVER SEEN IT?!" Well, my friend, read on. Famous movies and tv shows are rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

Tired of pretending you've seen everything just to fit in at a party? Find yourself nodding along when people bring up Citizen Kane or chanting redrum without comprehension? Ever fess up and get the inevitable 'WHAT?! You've NEVER SEEN IT?!" Well, my friend, read on. Famous movies and tv shows are rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.
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Tired of pretending you've seen everything just to fit in at a party? Find yourself nodding along when people bring up Citizen Kane or chanting redrum without comprehension? Ever fess up and get the inevitable 'WHAT?! You've NEVER SEEN IT?!" Well, my friend, read on. Famous movies and tv shows are rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.

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English


Episodes

Blair Socci has never seen Game of Thrones

1/17/2019
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Blair Socci has never seen Game of Thrones, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Joined in studio by Andrew Collin, we play the What Film/TV Character Am I game and Guess What Trailer Kyle's Dad is Describing. If you're in LA, come to our live show on Feb 12 at Dynasty Typewriter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:58:39

Andrew Collin has never seen A Star Is Born

1/10/2019
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Andrew Collin (SiriusXM) has never seen A Star Is Born! But he rewrote it, and we read his script. Joined in studio by Dave Ross, we give the script a couple go-throughs just to make sure we nail the beautiful, theatrical writing, and play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game. And if you're in LA , we're doing a live show Feb 12 at Dynasty Typewriter - please check it out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:14:44

Joel Kim Booster has never seen The Revenant

1/3/2019
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Joel Kim Booster has never seen The Revenant! He rewrote it for a live show, and now comes on the pod and we read his script. We talk about trash TV, moviegoing, play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer game, and more! Joined in studio by the hilarious Teresa Lee. Also, if you’re in Los Angeles on February 12, we’re doing a LIVE SHOW at Dynasty Typewriter. With Lauren Lapkus, Jon Gabrus, Henry Zebrowski and more. Tickets at dynastytypewriter.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

Duration:00:57:30

Will Miles has never seen Star Wars

12/27/2018
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Will Miles has never seen Star Wars. He rewrote it, and we read his script. We talk about the crowd’s hilarious reaction to his script at a live Never Seen It show, play some Before and Afters, and more! Joined in studio by Giulia Rozzi, as well! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:10:18

Special Happy Holidays Time Episode

12/20/2018
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Some of the wonderful Starburns Audio Family joins Kyle to read Kyle’s “Miracle on 34th Street” script. Plus, TWO more scripts! Head Card Character Game, Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:08:13

Dino Stamatopoulos has never seen Brokeback Mountain

12/13/2018
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Dino Stamatopoulos (Mr. Show, Moral Orel) has never seen Brokeback Mountain, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Tish Burns and Matt Brousseau, we hear the story from Dino's life that would make the best movie, play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:01:46

Matt Rogers has never seen Close Encounters of the Third Kind

12/6/2018
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Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas) has never seen Close Encounters of the Third Kind, but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Joined in studio by Greta Titelman, we attempt to find the best movie to watch on a plane, talk which sci-fi movies hold up, play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:14:18

Nick Turner has never seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

11/29/2018
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Nick Turner (Comedy Central, Late Night with Seth Meyers) has never seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. He rewrites what he believes the sequel is, and we read it in studio. Our first “tackle a sequel where I saw the original” episode, Nick even rewatched the original Paul Blart to prepare. Plus some Before & Afters, Rapid Fire Trivia, and Who Can Name the Longest Movie Title. Joined in studio by Grant Gordon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:17:36

Tom Cowell has never seen Harry Potter

11/22/2018
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Tom Cowell has never seen Harry Potter! But he rewrote it, and we read his script. He is from the UK, and that feels worth mentioning up top here. We talk about the giant scale of the Potter universe, play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game, and more! Joined also by comedian Casey James Salengo, who used to work as the sorting hat at the Harry Potter World in Times Square. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:01:01

Corinne Fisher has never seen Titanic

11/15/2018
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Corinne Fisher (Guys We F***ed Podcast) has never seen Titanic! She rewrote it, and we read her script. We talk with Corinne about her specific, deliberate reasoning behind not seeing Titanic. Plus Kyle's Dad Movie Trailer, and more! Joined by Alexis Guerreros. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:08:40

Never Seen It: Fan Scripts

11/8/2018
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Our fans have never seen a LOT of movies! Enjoy our special episode where we read through a bunch of fan-submitted scripts! If you’ve never seen something, send us a script at neverseenitshow@gmail.com and it may end up on an episode! This episode features the wonderful Teresa Lee, Judith Kargbo, and Jessica Gutierrez. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:08:41

Jared Logan has never seen Solo

11/1/2018
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Jared Logan (Comedy Central, James Corden) has never seen Solo. Despite being a huge Star Wars fan, Jared just never really saw it. He uses his Star Wars catalogue knowledge to write potentially the most detailed Never Seen It script we’ve ever done. Joined by comedian Nick Vatterott in studio, we play Rapid Fire Trivia, Before & Afters, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:13:29

Amy Miller has never seen Saw & Billy Wayne Davis has never seen Carrie

10/25/2018
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A double-script-scary-movie-Halloween-episode! Amy Miller has never seen Saw. Billy Wayne Davis has never seen Carrie. They rewrite them, and we read their scripts in studio. We also play Rapid Fire Trivia, and more! Happy Halloween, everybody! If you’re around New York City, we have a LIVE SHOW on Saturday, November 10th at Union Hall. Get tickets at unionhallny.com or kyleayers.com! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:07:22

Steve Agee has never seen An American Werewolf in London

10/18/2018
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Steve Agee has never seen An American Werewolf in London. He rewrites it, and we read his script. Joined by friend of the pod Todd Sklar, we talk Steve being in movies and watching his own work, play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Game, and more! If you’re in New York on November 10, check out our live show in the New York Comedy Festival! Tickets at kyleayers.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:09:04

Brendon Walsh has never seen The Sting

10/11/2018
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Brendon Walsh has never seen The Sting. He rewrites it, and we read his script. Joined by Dave Ross, we play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Something Title Game, Reverse Movie Scene Audio, Rapid Fire Trivia, and more! We also realize what a sting actually is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:02:18

Marlena Rodriguez has never seen "The Shape of Water"

10/4/2018
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Marlena Rodriguez (The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) has never seen The Shape of Water. She rewrites it, and we read her script. We talk about how Marlena’s viewing habits have changed since writing for TV, and how it feels watching her own writing on TV. Plus, rapid-fire trivia, and more! Joined by frequent NSI guest Daniel Shar! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:02:54

Adam Lowitt has never seen The Grey

9/27/2018
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Adam Lowitt (Who Is America?, The Daily Show) has never seen The Grey! He rewrites it, and we read his script in studio. We talk about Liam Neeson (and Taken, Taken on a Plane, Taken v. A Wolf), play Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Guessing Game, Before and Afters, Rapid Fire Trivia, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:00:50:17

Kurt Braunohler has never seen Braveheart

9/20/2018
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Kurt Braunohler (The Big Sick, Bob’s Burgers) has never seen Braveheart! He rewrites it, and we read his script. Plus, Kurt shares his favorite, most watched movies of all-time (that we might have never heard of), studio guest Ryan Singer is apparently related to William Wallace, and more. Kyle’s Dad Describes a Movie Trailer, Rapid Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:02:27

Joe DeRosa has never seen Top Gun

9/13/2018
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Joe DeRosa has never seen Top Gun! He rewrites it, and we read his script. Joined in studio by Mekki Leeper, we talk fandom, franchises, and maybe a third thing that starts with f. Plus so much more! Please rate and review the podcast if you get a second. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:15:57

Scotty Landes has never seen Dallas Buyers Club

9/6/2018
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Scotty Landes (Who is America?, Workaholics) has never seen Dallas Buyers Club, but he rewrites it, and we read his script. We talk Oscar-bait prestige movies, keeping up with awards, and more. Plus Kyle’s Dad Movie Trailer Guessing Game, Rapid Fire Trivia About a Movie You’ve Never Seen, and more! Joined in studio by Brian Baldinger. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Duration:01:05:30