Rat Castle

Hold onto your dookie, it's about to get spooky! Nathan and Jeanine are joined by our HHN correspondent Jessica Thompson to talk all things Halloween in the parks. Also Saara may be dead (she's not). --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

Nathan, Dave, and Jeanine are joined on this extra special extra long 50th episode by Jack Pattillo to break down all the news from D23 both real and...maybe happening kinda we'll see. --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

The rats are joined by Jeanine's brother Bri to chat about recently Reedy Creek nonsense, the Disney 1980's collection, and Tiana's Palace news. Also there is lots of Ernest P. Worrell talk...like a lot...knowwhatimean? --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

It's getting hot! hot! hot! at Disney. The rats discuss what climate change may do to outdoor theme parks, Victoria reviews Minion Blast at Universal and her friend Scott joins us to discuss so much more! --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

The rat are feeling spooky with the release of Haunted Mansion into theaters. They review the film, talk about if the new Heartland theme park will be MAGAland, and why Ron DeSantis is...defunding the police? --- Also get our pride shirts, all proceeds going to the Trevor Project, at bit.ly/ratpride. Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

The rats discuss the SAG-AFTRA strike, EPCOT Food and Wine menu, and why Disneyland's Indiana Jones wants to convert us to Christ. --- Also get our pride shirts, all proceeds going to the Trevor Project, at bit.ly/ratpride. Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

Grab your fedora! Nathan and Dave have come together to discuss all things Indiana Jones and review the final outing of the world's greatest globetrotting adventurer! --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

The rats discuss Minions Land, their conflicting feelings about The Enchanted Tiki Room, and Auster Computer drops a beat. Plus "Jeanine Watch 2023" goes into effect and we're all hot messes but still hot. --- Also get our pride shirts, all proceeds going to the Trevor Project, at bit.ly/ratpride. Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

The rats chat about the new Christmas party coming to Hollywood Studios, Victoria is unimpressed by the new Indiana Jones display, and Dave gives us the lowdown on the new TEA Theme Park Index. --- Check out Alicia's Stop Hate Fundraiser at https://orlandoparkstop.com/charity. Also get our pride shirts, all proceeds going to the Trevor Project, at bit.ly/ratpride. Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

It's the 2023 pride episode with our very special guest Alicia Stella! The rats chat all about Disney's new pride merch and food as well as the Jurassic Park 30th's Anniversary tribute store at Universal and our Little Mermaid film review! Check out Alicia's Stop Hate Fundraiser at https://orlandoparkstop.com/charity. Also get our pride shirts, all proceeds going to the Trevor Project, at bit.ly/ratpride. --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

Galactic Starcrusier is going down and these rats are scattering! Well...talking about it anyway. Also, Lake Nona is no more, Disney+ is dumping content, and Nathan is a cis and sleepy. --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

Yeah the podcast is titled "Jizz Rat." We're not happy about it either, but we're not the one who JIZZED IN A RAT! We talk about that, Peter Pan and Wendy, and Maleficent going up in flames at Disneyland. --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

The rats discuss DeSantis's latest whining, Dave gives us a review of this year's THEA Awards, and a woman gets her finger bit off. --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

The rats gleefully chat about Disney beating DeSantis at his own game, Nathan does a micro-impression of Natasha Lyonne, and Astuter Computer might be smoking that good good. --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

It's a trip to Toontown and Germany for the rats this week! We check out the refurbed Disneyland staple as well as chat about the potential of a Mary Poppins ride in EPCOT and the legacy of Imagineer Rolly Crump! --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

Kira Prince joins the rats to talk more Reedy Creek nonsense, but also cuddly costumed red pandas, the Haunted Mansion teaser trailer, and how in the world Disney can't find twinks in L.A. --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

The rats are joined by friend of the pod Itzy to discuss "hologram" Walt, the connection between Nelson Peltz and Avatar: The Last Airbender, and sexy stuff happening at Disney Springs. --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

The rat come together to talk Tron Light Cycle seat issues, Reedy Creek developments, and Saara and Victoria's trips to Toontown and Knotts Berry Farm! Plus, Saara has words to throw at the British. --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

It's a big episode full of news this week! Splash Mountain at WDW closes, Dave travels to Super Mario Land to meet a hot Bowser, and Nathan reads an infamous Clickhole article as well as a poem for the week's news written by A.I. --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle

We made it! A full year of Rat Castle comes to a close, but the new keeps coming! The rats discuss big changes to Walt Disney World, Universal's plans for Texas, and how a Disney investor is causing trouble for Iger. --- Consider subscribing so you don’t miss an episode and tell your friends! Ask us questions, buy merch, and find all our links at bit.ly/ratcastle