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The Couch with Decomposeur is a sporadically updated podcast featuring movie reviews, potentially useless crackpot movie theories, and the occasional rant about the woeful shortcomings of us as a species. Hosted by Carina, a generally unpleasant lummox with a penchant for horror films and chai tea. Have a seat. Email me: thecouch.decomposeur@gmail.com

The Couch with Decomposeur is a sporadically updated podcast featuring movie reviews, potentially useless crackpot movie theories, and the occasional rant about the woeful shortcomings of us as a species. Hosted by Carina, a generally unpleasant lummox with a penchant for horror films and chai tea. Have a seat. Email me: thecouch.decomposeur@gmail.com
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The Couch with Decomposeur is a sporadically updated podcast featuring movie reviews, potentially useless crackpot movie theories, and the occasional rant about the woeful shortcomings of us as a species. Hosted by Carina, a generally unpleasant lummox with a penchant for horror films and chai tea. Have a seat. Email me: thecouch.decomposeur@gmail.com

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@decomposeur

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English


Episodes

S2 - E4 - On Avengers: Endgame

6/2/2019
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I waited for two months to complain about this movie. Get ready for statistics and hypotheticals. Darkness is Coming by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100584 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ I Knew a Guy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license...

Duration:00:34:53

S2 - E3: On the Oscars

2/17/2019
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In this episode, I discuss historical missteps at The Academy Awards ceremony, as long as current questionable decisions they've made regarding this year's ceremony. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:25:55

S2 - E2 - On Louis CK

2/3/2019
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In this episode, I talk about Louis CK's less-than triumphant return to comedy and what makes a joke worth telling. I Knew a Guy Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:15:37

S2 - E1: Returning From A Hiatus

1/28/2019
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Where have I been? Why am I back? Also, excerpts from a dated cookbook. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:25:52

S1 - E16: FRIENDCAST - On The Subject of Dating

1/27/2019
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In this episode, we discuss dating, Tinder, the actual "benefits" of being friends with benefits, and Mason's Ray Bans are broken. Feat. Mas The Moon Masta --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:01:18:22

S1 - E15: Whitewashing in Hollywood

1/27/2019
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In this episode, I complain about the caucasity of F6 people milking up my anime spinoffs. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:29:13

S1 - E14: Beauty And The Beast: Everyone Is Broken

1/27/2019
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In this episode, I recount the 1991 Disney classic, Beauty and the Beast, with a focus on Chip's mental health, a tangent about pipe organs, and a case for why the Beast is unfairly demonized. Published on Dec 4, 2016 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:34:26

S1 - E13: FRIENDCAST - Sadako vs. Kayako

1/27/2019
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In this episode, we reviewed Sadako vs. Kayako, otherwise known as the kid from the Grudge vs. the kid from the Ring. Featuring Mas The Moon Masta and Tristan. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:01:21:52

S1 - E12: Toy Story - Woody is the Antagonist

1/27/2019
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In this episode, I examine the role of Woody as a 'protagonist' in Toy Story. Time to split hairs, folks. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:16:00

S1 - E11: Valentine's Day! Swiss Army Man: Learning to Love The Weird

1/27/2019
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Published on Feb 13, 2017 In this episode, I review Swiss Army Man and try not to sound too bitter about Valentine's Day. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:13:07

S1 - E10: Review - Phantasm: Ravager

1/27/2019
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Published on Oct 31, 2016 In this episode, I review Phantam: Ravager, discuss the Phantasm reunion I attended in 2012, and even complain about Jonathan Frakes for a minute. Featuring music made by my friend and some music courtesy of Youtube Audio Library. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:17:51

S1 - E9: The Room: The Best Worst Movie Ever Made

1/27/2019
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Published on Feb 5, 2017 In this episode, I discuss The Room, one of the best worst movies I've ever seen and why it is almost good. Almost. Also I talk about whatever I want after that because I made the rules round these parts. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:21:02

S1 - E8: Review: Nine LIves, The Guest, A Haunting At Silver Falls

1/26/2019
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In this episode, I discuss my latest Netflix depression binge. Originally uploaded November 3, 2016. All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:39:07

S1 - E7: Doppelganger Movies

1/26/2019
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In this episode, I discuss evil twin movies: movies where the plots are very similar and were released within a close time frame. Originally published Sept 28, 2016 All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:43:02

S1 - E6: The Side Exit

1/26/2019
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I lost two friends within one month to suicide. If you or someone you know is feeling desperate, alone or hopeless? Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255), a free, 24-hour hotline available to anyone in suicidal crisis or emotional distress. Please do not underestimate the hole you will leave. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:15:10

S1 - E5: Nicholas Cage Deserves Better

1/26/2019
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In this episode, I discuss the missteps of a once mighty acting career. Originally published September 3, 2016 I Knew a Guy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100199 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:19:38

S1 - E4: The Thing: Macready Is The Thing

1/26/2019
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In this episode, I theorize about Macready's role in The Thing. Originally published August 21, 2016 All music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:19:56

S1 - E3: Badman vs. Stupidman - A Plea To Zack Snyder

1/26/2019
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In this episode, I discuss the failings of the DC cinematic universe based solely on their first two films, and I make recommendations and predictions for their trajectory. Originally uploaded August 4, 2016. "Vicious" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:25:46

S1 - E2: Thoughts on Hangovers, Crockpots, and Fiber

1/26/2019
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This episode focuses on the morning's regrets of various food and drink from the previous day. Originally published July 21, 2016 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:10:11

S1 - E1: Jingle All The Way - Arnold Is Not The Father

1/26/2019
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In this episode, I theorize about the parentage of Jamie Langston and tinfoil hat about why the parents are the way they are. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/decomposeur/support

Duration:00:13:41