The Hard2Watch Podcast

Text Cap and The Monk! No more screwing around...It's time to bring Above The Law to justice for being Hard2Watch. Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk! Today we learn about the highest recorded fatality rate in a single surgery, clown on Jimmithy Renee Bond some more and bring horses to justice....and Fuck you Jersey City Post Office! You can eat all the dicks! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk! The Time has finally come! H2Dub Vs Above The Law!!!......allegedly Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk! Today finally and at long last we learn the true story of the epic origins of Captain LAMOTU and The Felonious Monk! This is what your teachers were afraid to tell you in school! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk! Special Guest Artist WillyWillWorXs joins the show to talk with Cap and The Monk about the poster he made specially for The Hard2Watch Podcast! Hijinks ensue! Check out the Hard2Watch Facebook link for information on how you can win exclusive free swag and follow Willy on Instagram and TikTok @WillyWillWorXs! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk! A killer clown, a meager budget, Wish Jim Belushi, and some behind the scenes stories this time around as Cap knows the butt that gets the squeezins in this review of a drunken clown's rampage! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Text Cap and The Monk! Time to get tucked in because Cap is back with another bedtime story and this time it's a classic! Find out how it all went down in the OG version of Cinderella. There's death, there's lentils, there's mutilation, there's talking birds and a whole lot more! Wrist control a click onto them links and tells us what you think of the show and how much you distrust foot perverts! Or conversely how much you love being a dirty foot pervert, but the good kind...the kind that listens to our show! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Cap is here to tell you a couple more bedtime tales to get you all snuggled up and ready for dreamland! This week he's going to tell you all about a crazy king, the filthy random hobo he makes his son's godfather, and the flower that boy would come to traffic against her will in defiance of all the laws of god and man! Get ready for another classic to add to your storytime collection! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

In 1904 there was no such thing as Gatorade or energy drinks but the athletes of the 1904 Olympic Marathon found other ways to hydrate, like rat poison and eggs! Let the hallucinations and racing machinations begin! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Cap and the world are celebrating the iggles Superbowl victory with A story of man Vs monkey and the shit fight that ensues! We do some serious science in this one people! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Never let it be said that we here at The Hard2Watch Podcast don't give the fans what they want. You asked us to discuss moobs and moose knuckles and you're gonna get it! Plus a little Chuck Tingle action to boot! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Chief Steve and the Boys are back and this time they are taking on crack! Or at least they are trying their level best to find that crack. Meanwhile Fat Bald cop gets put on a leash and Seagal is eating bird beaks! It's another Jefferson Parrish adventure today on The Hard2Watch Podcast! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Human sexuality is a fascinating topic and it's high time our heros got to the bottom of it! Clamp your love toys to your desks boys and girls because Cap and The Monk are going balls deep into human sexual depravity today on The Hard2Watch Podcast! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

For decades Mario Mario has been on a reign of terror across not only the Mushroom Kingdom, but the world. Today Captain LAMOTU brings his case against a former plumber turned psychopath before The Felonious Monk, the third leading judge in war crimes trials. Will Mario finally be brought to justice for his many crimes? Will Bowser and his children ever know peace? Will Luigi ever be able to get a mansion that isn't overrun by ghosts? Will the Princess ever see her stalker behind bars? Find out today and an especially hard hitting Hard2Watch Podcast. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Grafton New Hampshire, a small unassuming town is descended upon by an army of Libertarians...fire, death, destruction, diarrhea, and bears ensue. A modern American tragedy, today on The Hard2Watch Podcast. Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Legendary secret agent and UK national treasure Jimmithy Renee Bond is back! And this time he's somehow even more incompetent than he was the first time! Thrill to his globe-trotting adventures as he rampages through the east coast of the United States, destroying the lives of everyone he meets from New York city to St. Petersburg Florida before jetting off to a tropical island to learn scuba and fail upwards all while never leaving his tuxedo! Learn the what the real James Bond is like straight from the second novel in the illustrious series as the Hard2Watch Podcast continues to chronicle his path of destruction and tabulate the total cost to both the crown and the CIA operational budget! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Happy New Year from The Hard2Watch Podcast! Let's celebrate by talking about some of the calamities that happened to us in 2024, talk the Canadian Council of Santas, make fun of Russian military ineptitude, figure out how to make Tim Horton's coffee palatable, learn about crazy bees and so much more! Yaaaaaaaay! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

The second part of your Crimmis present has arrived! We continue to explore the origin story of the Jigsaw killer, questionable parenting choices, questionable script writing choices, and Cap might even sing to you a little bit! The Last episode of 2024 is going out with a poorly designed trap! Yaaaay! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

Merry Crimmis you filthy animals! The Hard2Watch Podcast has stuffed part 1 of our review of the epically terrible Home Alone 4 in your stocking this year! You must've been very very naughty.....Get ready to unravel the backstory of Kevin McCallister like never before. Find out what made him go from plucky young abuse victim and robbery survivor to jigsaw killer! We go deep on this one... Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)

In this episode Cap is suffering some major jaw pain from what he thought was a wisdom tooth (turns out he would end up getting a piece of his jawbone removed. Yaaaay!) so he murders a bottle of tequila while saying offensive stuff and responding to the Monk's questions of Cyber trucks, Joe Rogan's stand-up stylings and more! Another classic Random Rambles! Enjoy! Read our Tweets and participate in our listener polls @ItsHard2Watch on X Follow The Hard2Watch Podcast on Facebook and get all your H2Dub News and Updates straight from the Captain! Get Your sweet show merch at The Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium by clicking on this link: Hard2Watch Podcast Merch Emporium | Printify Pop-Up Music Credits: https://pixabay.com/users/paulyudin-27739282/ (Happenstances) https://pixabay.com/users/comastudio-26079283/ (Seagal) https://pixabay.com/users/yourtunes-13513207/ (H2Dub) https://pixabay.com/users/alexgrohl-25289918/ (Chuck's Theme)