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Episode 39 - Matt's Doobie Intervention

Gracie, Matt, and Ivan break down your favorite Bravo shows and also answer listener questions! They dive deeper into Matt's gross past and did Ivan really have sex in a celebrity's house? Get your free audiobook from Audible at


Episode 38 - Dorinda's Haunted House

We have entered the golden age of Bravo. On this episode, Matt and Gracie recap and serve up hot takes on Vanderpump Rules, Southern Charm, Real Housewives of New York, and RuPaul's Drag Race. They take your questions and give you very solid advice. Want your question answered by some pretend adults? Email us at


Episode 37 - We Tried Improv, We're Sorry

Matt and Gracie are back for a brand new episode. They give their hot takes on the Girl With No Job scandal, review Drag Race Season 10, take your questions, and try their hand at improv. It's a weird episode yall. *We are aware of the echo and working on fixing it.


Episode 36 - 5'8" and Thicc

On this very special episode, Matt and Ivan discuss the hottest of topics while also answering your fan submitted questions. Are these two man children qualified to be giving advice to the masses? Absolutely not but we love them for trying. Oh and Matt ate another doobie.


Episode 33 - Make Your Lips Clap Cause We Back!

It only took 4 months, but the whole gang is back. Find out where your favorite sociopaths have been and whatever happened to all those relationships everyone was in!


Episode 32 - Let's Catch Up

It's been months since you've heard from your favorite friends you've never met. Find out where the gang is these days and what shows you need to be watching. Join our Facebook group "The Pretty Mean Podcast Facebook Group Nightmare" to find out when another random episode will go up. Miss you, love you.


Episode 29 - WE'RE BACK

The long awaited and much anticipated return of The Pretty Mean Podcast is here! The hiatus is over and the gang is ready to dive right back into giving you too much information about everything from private waxing moments all the way to your favorite Bravo shows. During their vacation, the hosts all found love and are ready to take you on their journeys!



Breaking Alert Y'all! This is a Pretty Mean Podcast exclusive! While the gang is still on hiatus, Matt and Gracie couldn't contain themselves and had to discuss the LUMANITY and dramz about the bomb that our girl Lu from RHONY dropped on us. Feast your ears y'all!


Episode 28 - The Family Is Back Together

INTRODUCING.... TIME STAMPS!!! It has been brought to our attention via our Facebook group (Pretty Mean Podcast Facebook Group Nightmare) that our lovely and loyal listeners would appreciate time stamps. So, if you don't want to spoil this week's Real Housewives of Orange County or just now want to skip to After Dark/Spooky Moments/random party time segments, you now have the tools to do so! We don't know you but we love you! BESOS!!!! 6:06 - Southern Charm Reunion Part 2 12:55 - Real...


Episode 27 - Hoes in Different Area Codes

Catch up with your favorite two ladies from The Pretty Mean Podcast. Hear Sam and Gracie's thoughts on Fyre Festical, Blac Chyna vs Rob Kardashian, and of course your favorite Bravo shows. The Real Housewives of Orange County is back and the girls are thrilled. The episode concludes with a BRAND NEW segment you're definitely going to want to stay tuned for. TTYL HOES!


Hannah from Southern Charm Savannah

Gracie and Matt had the pleasure of welcoming Hannah from Southern Charm Savannah to the Pretty Mean Podcast! They discussed all things from Catherine being loyal to Lyle, if Nelson is really like that on and off camera, her boyfriend Louis' sock line, and Ashley's side hustle at Delta!


Episode 22 - Courtyard Shenanigans

The four monsters of the Internet are back together again. Gracie saw her brother's dick 10 years ago and needs to talk about it. Matthew gives his tips and tricks to surviving prison. Listen as the gang deep dives into the Bravo shows Southern Charm Savannah/Charleston and Real Housewives of New York. On this week's After Dark, find out who is okay with being filmed during naughty times and which one of our hosts found a sexy pic of themselves on the interwebs!


Episode 21: Gypsy, Tramps, & Chili Titties

The gang is back for another week to discuss all your favorites. They cover Southern Charm Savannah and Charleston and as always Real Housewives of New York City. There's a new head bitch in town and her name is Gypsy. Find out why the gang is obsessed with her and how sometimes you just need to throw on a wig and lick a knife to please your man. In After Dark, we touch on sex nightmares and why Gracie can never look at a red head the same again.


Episode 20 - Let's Talk About Bravo and Buttholes

The whole gang is back together after what seems an eternity! Finally, get Sam's long awaited take on the infamous LA trip. Hear which Bravo shows the gang has fallen out of love with and as always dive into Southern Charm Charleston and Savannah, and Real Housewives of New York City. In this week's After Dark find out why Sam has a curiosity for everyone's beloved back door. Theme Music: New York by: Grimo (


Episode 18 - Inside the Podcasters Studio

Learn all about The Pretty Mean Podcasters lives including coming out stories, spite gardens, sexual awakenings, likes, dislikes and find out what question annoys Ivan more than anything.


Episode 17 - No Weak Chins (with Asha)

Matt saves Ivan from himself this week, but Ivan still missed out this recording the pod tonight. We have special guest Asha to gab about The Real Housewives of New York, Southern Charm and the reunions for the snoozefest known as Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules. Matt and Gracie do a dramatic reading of our dear Matthew's recent sexts. Sam takes issue with Scheana's reunion preening. Stay tuned for another After Dark about Strange Desires.


Drag Minisode 02 - The RuCap With Matt, Gracie & Jordan

Gracie & Matt have a straight male Herstorian Jordan to talk about Drag Race past seasons and about the recent Season 9 Episode 4 episode.


Episode 16 - Love by Candlelight in My Rags & Chains

The Pretty Mean Podcasters talk Vanderpump Rules, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, The Real Housewives of New York, Southern Charm and they gang has another After Dark segment where they talk role-playing fantasies.


Minisode 13 - Strictly Dickly - Gay Dating Rules

We learn about the first time Matt met Ivan's mom - bilingual story time! Listen to Mateo speak en Español. Ivan and Matt hash it out with the financial side of dating. We find out that all the different types of gays. Stay tuned for a new podcast about Ivan's special journey. Is Matt a young adult bear or an otter? Is Ivan a twink or guy-next-door gay?


Episode 15 - Grandma is a Narc + The Pretty Mean Podcasters After Dark

We learn about Matt's favorite drinks and Ivan's aspirational singer for diabetics. The podcasters with a shared business interest go over Vanderpump Rules, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Southern Charm, The Real Housewives of New York and they debut a new segment, "After Dark" where parents not dare to tread (or listen) including stories about the gang's various sexual misadventures. Check out Matt and Gracie's Drag Race Minisode.