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The Constant - 3.07 The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham

7/11/2018
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So now we know: John Locke did not commit suicide. No, that little bastard Ben Linus killed him. And now that Locke is revived on the Island, he's not hiding that fact from anyone. In fact, Locke is much more open and honest now that he's a...zombie?...a ghost?...just brought back to life by a magic island? Ben is not going to be happy when he wakes up, but then, we don't really give a shit about his happiness. Suffer, you little creep.

Duration:01:20:42

The Constant - 5.06 316

7/5/2018
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In what is the first ever linear storytelling episode of this show, we learn how the Oceanic Five get back to The Island, possibly along with Ben, Lapidus, and a bunch of new Red Shirts. We're not sure about anyone but Jack, Kate, and Hurley though, as they're the only ones we see actually on The Island again. Oh, and they are found by Jin, who is wearing a Dharma jumpsuit and driving a Dharma van. What the hell is going on? WHEN ARE WE?

Duration:01:07:46

The Constant - 5.05 This Place Is Death

6/27/2018
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In which we say goodbye to Charlotte, even as she leaves us with more questions. How did she see Daniel as a child? Was Locke able to stop the flashes through time? And if so, where will our castaways land? Is Krista right that they'll either be spread out over time, or part of the Dharma Initiative? And what does all of this mean for the Oceanic Six and Ben's plan to get them all back to the Island?

Duration:00:55:51

The Constant - 5.04 The Little Prince

6/20/2018
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Time travel is a bitch, and *not* like jet lag. Three of our intrepid travelers have nose bleeds, Sawyer gets a glimpse of long-gone Kate, Locke gets a reminder of his past pain, and HOLY SHIT JIN IS ALIIIIVE!

Duration:01:01:47

The Constant - 5.03 Jughead

6/13/2018
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Desmond goes on his quest to find Faraday's mother, which doesn't turn out to be as easy as he expected. What he does find leads him to Charles Widmore. Speaking of, it turns out that jackass Jones from last week's episode is actually young Mr. Widmore himself. Guess we know why he wants to find the Island so badly. Also, there's a hydrogen bomb, but Daniel isn't too worried about it since the Island still exists fallout free in fifty years.

Duration:01:16:38

The Constant - 5.02 The Lie

6/6/2018
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Hurley is having a hard time. The lie that Jack convinces them all to tell is tearing him apart. He doesn't think they should have left The Island, but when he's given the chance to go back, he throws a Hot Pocket at it. Kind of. Meanwhile, on The Island, shit is going down. There are flaming arrows and new people who are more than willing to cut off hands even before getting answers to their questions. We don't like them. Don't forget to check out our TeePublic store!...

Duration:01:28:22

The Constant - 5.01 Because You Left

5/30/2018
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Oh boy, you guys, it's all happening now! Time travel! Space-time continuum shit! Daniel being a boss! Sayid pulling a Bourne Identity level murder! No more nervous breakdown beard on Jack! Kate being a great mom! Shirtless Sawyer! It's all breaking Krista's brain and she wants to know what the hell is happening! It's great. Also: we have a merch store now! We're still working on designs, but if any of you have any suggestions of something you'd like to see, or funny things we've said that...

Duration:01:12:59

The Constant - 4.12 4.13 4.14 There's No Place Like Home

5/20/2018
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We decided to do these episodes all as one, since the first part was mostly set up for the other two, and really it's all just one big story. A lot happens, obviously, with people dying, the Oceanic Six's rescue, the fact that it's Locke in that coffin, and oh, you know, the Island MOVED. Not quite in the way that Krista imagined, but still. Where did it go? What does this mean for the people who were still on it? What happened to them that is "all Jack's fault"? We'll get those answers...

Duration:01:45:19

The Constant - 4.11 Cabin Fever

5/8/2018
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Locke's special. Ben's bitter. Keamy is a monster. Horace has been dead for 12 years. The cabin is weird. But what we really want to know is: is Claire DEAD?

Duration:00:58:23

The Constant - 4.10 Something Nice Back Home

4/29/2018
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It's all about Jack this week. On the Island, he's having emergency surgery on the beach, which he attempts to stay awake for and in control of. Luckily, Juliet is the most rational person after Sayid, and she's having none of Jack's nonsense. In the flash-forward, we see that Jack and Kate are together and raising Aaron. But things aren't as happy as Jack wants to believe, especially after he gets a visit from his dead dad, and Kate fulfills a promise she made to Sawyer but won't tell...

Duration:00:58:01

The Constant - 4.09 The Shape of Things to Come

4/22/2018
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This one is a lot. We lose Alex and Nadia in the same episode, which has to be one of Krista's worst fears for the show. We see Ben do the unthinkable - summon the Smoke Monster - and the fracture of Locke's group when Claire's house is blown up, and Sawyer finally decides he's had enough of this shit. On the beach, Jack has a tummy ache, but he's more concerned with the fact that the doctor from the freighter has washed up on the beach with his throat slashed. And then Daniel lies, and is...

Duration:01:10:59

The Constant - 4.08 Meet Kevin Johnson

4/16/2018
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Michael's back! He confessed to Walt what he did to get them off the Island, which ruined his relationship with the kid, so now he just wants to die. But the Island isn't finished with him yet. Enter Ben Linus and his convoluted plans. Michael is the spy on Widmore's freighter, and after telling Sayid his tale, he is marched directly to the captain. On the Island, Ben sends Alex to something called The Temple, with Karl and Danielle. While they're on their way, though, Karl and Danielle...

Duration:01:14:25

The Constant - 4.07 Ji Yeon

4/9/2018
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The show pulls a trick on us by making us think that Jin and Sun's flashforwards are part of the same thing, but no: Jin's is actually a flashback, and he didn't get off the Island. What does that mean? Is Jin dead? We also learn that the crew on the freighter are experiencing "cabin fever" and committing suicide. And Ben's spy is MICHAEL.

Duration:01:01:56

The Constant - 4.06 The Other Woman

4/1/2018
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Juliet is the other woman in so many ways: the other woman in her relationship with Goodwin; in her flirtations with Jack; an Other woman;...and then there's what Ben thinks she is. We learn more about how Ben thinks she belongs to him, like a piece of property. It's gross, and he's the worst. Meanwhile, Locke learns more about the freighter, and whose it is. Was Krista's guess right? And what will Locke do with this information?

Duration:01:09:21

The Constant - 4.05 The Constant

3/25/2018
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Here it is: the episode many of you have been waiting for. It was certainly the one that Krista was waiting for, since she finally got to learn why our show is named what it is. And the episode did not disappoint. We have strange consciousness time travel, a love story, and super weirdness with Desmond. We have new characters on the freighter in Minkowski (RIP), Keamy, and Omar. We have Daniel Faraday, past and present. And we're left with a couple new questions: who opened the door of the...

Duration:01:23:40

The Constant - 3.04 Eggtown

3/18/2018
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We discuss Kate and the reveal that Aaron is one of the Oceanic Six in the episode with the stupidest title in the entire series. Did Kate kidnap Aaron? What happened to Claire? Is Krista right about Jack knowing that Aaron is his nephew, and that's why he doesn't want to see him? Back on the Island, Kate uses Sawyer to enact a pretty impressive con to get Miles to tell her what the outside world knows about her. Locke is less than pleased about Kate going against his wishes, and since...

Duration:01:13:49

The Constant - 4.03 The Economist

3/9/2018
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On the Island, Sayid makes the choice to trade one human for another in order to get into Lapidus's helicopter and see what's happening on that boat. In the Flash Forward, he makes the choice to as an assassin FOR BEN, which ends with a bullet to the gut of another pretty blonde girl he's been sleeping with. Meanwhile, Daniel does an experiment where a rocket is sent from the boat to the Island, only it takes an extra 31 minutes to show up after the boat says it should have. Timey wimey...

Duration:00:56:58

The Constant - 4.02 Confirmed Dead

2/28/2018
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And so we meet Daniel Faraday, a physicist seemingly with a good heart and good intentions; Miles Straume, a sarcastic man with the gift of talking to dead people; Charlotte Staples-Lewis, an archaeologist with some interest in the Dharma Initiative; and Frank Lapidus, a damn good pilot (when he's sober). They're here to rescue the survivors of Flight 815...but really they're here because of Ben Linus. Because OF COURSE it has to do with Ben.

Duration:01:11:36

The Constant - 4.01 The Beginning of the End

2/21/2018
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Who are the Oceanic Six? Who is Matthew Abbadon? When will Jack actually listen to Kate? Why is Christian in The Cabin (aka Maggie's Cabin)? Why is Hurley seeing hot, dead Charlie? All these questions and more are asked as we cannonball into Season 4. Buckle in, guys. Things are about to set a precedent of weirdness.

Duration:01:06:39

The Constant - 3.22 3.23 Through The Looking Glass

1/31/2018
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It's the moment we've all been waiting for: WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE! WE HAVE TO GO BAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Oh, and Charlie dies.

Duration:01:33:21