What the Bach? - A Bachelor Love/Hate Recap Show

It's the end of Bachelor in Paradise! Wes is largely disappointed, Alex is largely glad she gets a break until January, and everyone agrees this was a pretty disappointing season of television. Ah, well. There's always January... Twitter: @IAmWesley / @Aleekza whatthebach@gmail.com Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere Outro: Already There by Josh Woodward

On the 15th inaugural episode of What the Bach? the podcast where one roommate makes the other roommate listen to recaps of a show she doesn't watch, we discuss the dredges of Bachelor in Paradise, Deenie Weenie, and the show's complete inability to talk about anything substantial without royally messing it up. Twitter: @IAmWeslye / @Aleekza whatthebach@gmail.com Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere Outro: Already There by Josh Woodward

This week on BiP, the drama llama paid a visit and Wes was content with that. We continued to rehash the problematic way the shutdown has and continues to be handled, and everyone loses. Particularly Alex, who was not inebriated enough for this. This is What the Bach? @IAmWesley / @Aleekza whatthebach@gmail.com Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere Outro: Already There by Josh Woodward

Wes hates the new format of the show and breaks down why, Alex just hates reality TV, DeMario has things to say, and hearts are broken. This is What the Bach? @IAmWesley / @Aleekza whatthebach@gmail.com Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere Outro: Already There by Josh Woodward

Bachelor in Paradise started. Wes recounts four excruciating hours to Alex, which covers The Controversy, a wedding, a poorly conducted sexual harassment seminar, and had no rose ceremonies. @IAmWesley / @Aleekza whatthebach@gmail.com Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere Outro: Already There by Josh Woodward

Wes was disappointed by this season and the final episode. Alex was excited this was the end until she realized it was not. But you should all read this bonkers true life story, with picture: http://www.cosmopolitan.com.au/lifestyle/man-books-six-dates-on-the-same-night-23586 @IAmWesley / @Aleekza whatthebach@gmail.com Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere Outro: Already There by Josh Woodward

Wes recounts the rousing episode that was all the men kicked off the island sitting around having a bitch and stitch. Lee is still racist. Alex continues to be amazed at how much time this franchise takes up. @IAmWesley / @Aleekza whatthebach@gmail.com Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere Outro: Already there by Josh Woodward

This episode of the Bachelorette took 4 hours to watch, and 5 hours to talk about, and Alex is ready to do ANYTHING ELSE with her life. Wes is still mystified by the editing situation. @IAmWesley / @Aleekza whatthebach@gmail.com Intro: Biking in the Park by Lee Rosevere Outro: Already there by Josh Woodward

Hometowns fly by, the cats are out, and Alex needs to remember to stop making faces when Wes says something horrifying because that doesn't translate well as audio. @IAmWesley / @Aleekza whatthebach@gmail.com Intro: Biking in the Park | Lee Rosevere Outro: Already there | Josh Woodward

In which we establish the futility of naming fake people on TV, Rachel doesn't have a rose ceremony, and Alex almost has enough booze to make it to the end of Wes's recap. Intro music is "Biking in the Park" by Lee Rosevere Outro music is "Already There" by Josh Woodward Twitter: @IAmWesley, @Aleekza, @What_The_Bach // Email: whatthebach@gmail.com

Alex suffers through a recap of 4 hours of the Bachelorette, but Wes really pulls it together in a timely fashion. Probably because there are a lot of rose ceremonies to get to. Intro music is "Biking in the Park" by Lee Rosevere Outro music is "Already There" by Josh Woodward Twitter: @IAmWesley, @Aleekza, @What_The_Bach // Email: whatthebach@gmail.com

CW: rape/sexual assault on Paradise; racism. The Bachelor recap podcast for fans and haters alike! This episode runs the gamut of issue currently happening in the Nation, from the report of misconduct that temporarily suspended season 4 of PARADISE, to the gross racism on BACHELORETTE. It's a rough one. Intro music is "Biking in the Park" by Lee Rosevere Outro music is "Already There" by Josh Woodward Twitter: @IAmWesley, @Aleekza, @What_The_Bach // Email: whatthebach@gmail.com

There's almost a fight at the gates of the mansion, two different sets of dudes blow up each other's games, the creepy doll is apparently still around, Wes is excited Raven's back on the show, and Alex still can't remember who anyone is. Also, that pool smell from your childhood isn't just chlorine, it's the chemical mixture of chlorine and urine. Don't pee in the pool, kids--the one at the bachelor mansion or the gene one. Intro music is "Biking in the Park" by Lee Rosevere Outro music is "Already There" by Josh Woodward Twitter: @IAmWesley, @Aleekza, @What_The_Bach // Email: whatthebach@gmail.com

The Bachelor recap podcast for fans and haters alike! This episode is all lies, all the time, and the beginnings of a rumble. Intro music is "Biking in the Park" by Lee Rosevere Outro music is "Already There" by Josh Woodward Twitter: @IAmWesley, @Aleekza, @What_The_Bach // Email: whatthebach@gmail.com

The Bachelor recap podcast for fans and haters alike! In this episode most of the men are terrible, Alex is appalled, Wes takes on Black Twitter and loses, and everyone goes to Dick School. Intro music is "Biking in the Park" by Lee Rosevere Outro music is "Already There" by Josh Woodward Twitter: @IAmWesley, @Aleekza, @What_The_Bach // Email: whatthebach@gmail.com

The Bachelor recap podcast for fans and haters alike by two roommates, one who watches reality TV and one who thinks it's the 66th seal of the Apocalypse. In this episode, Alex and Wes meet the men of the Bachelorette and weigh in on the (often terrible) survey answers. Intro music is "Biking in the Park" by Lee Rosevere Outro music is "Already There" by Josh Woodward Twitter: @IAmWesley, @Aleekza, @What_The_Bach // Email: whatthebach@gmail.com

The Bachelor recap podcast for fans and haters alike! Alex and Wes are roommates. Wes watches everything having to do with "Bachelor Nation," and Alex thinks reality TV is the downfall of our times. Nevertheless, Wes likes to give Alex a play-by-play of each episode, so now the world gets to share in her suffering! Enjoy...more than she does. Intro music is "Biking in the Park" by Lee Rosevere Outro music is "Already There" by Josh Woodward Twitter: @What_The_Bach // Email: whatthebach@gmail.com