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Jess will be waking you up, eating your breakfast, driving you to work and whatever else you usually do between 6-9am weekdays on hit Goulburn Valley.

Jess will be waking you up, eating your breakfast, driving you to work and whatever else you usually do between 6-9am weekdays on hit Goulburn Valley.
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Jess will be waking you up, eating your breakfast, driving you to work and whatever else you usually do between 6-9am weekdays on hit Goulburn Valley.




Happy Easter - Easter Songs! Team Building And Robot Boyfriends.

Some hectic Easter songs to get you up and about! Have team building exercises become to ridiculous? Thom & Elly built comradery through spending time with beer. AND Should Elly order a robot boyfriend!? Even with her confusing boy situation? The guys explore the reality of an $11K robot boyfie. ALSO a 'special' Easter story!


Ball Tampering, Childhood Lies & Weird Food Combos

The ball scratch that cost Australia its integrity - the whole GV/country/world is talking about it! Thom and Elly get Nathan Currie from Nine News on the show to share his thoughts on the saga. Plus, Elly's mind was blown today when she learnt that swallowing 8 spiders in your lifetime while you sleep is a lie! What other childhood lies do you believe? The guys chat unusual food combos too - olives and brownies? No beer without a cracker? You people are odd and we love it.


Beyonce's Mystery Biter, Facebook Spies & Indian Givers

Someone has bitten Beyonce and Thom and Elly won't rest until they know who! Not only that but Facebook is spying on us and the guys are scared by that prospect.. but at the same time Elly's kind of hopeful her bikini pics will make it to a front page somewhere #celeblife #amiright? The guys talk Indian givers and bad presents after Elly complains she still hasn't received a present she was given two years ago! Turns out this is pretty common around the GV! And finally, a dude has faked...


Quirky Country Music Song Title Day (That's a Thing!) & Drunk Pilots

How country music artists come up with their song titles T&E will never know, but they delve right into some in today's Catch Up. Plus old goodie-two-shoes Chaney is faced with some confronting situations she has to wrangle her way out of in a new segment 'Can Elly Handle This?' Is hiding your partner from your social media insulting to them? The guys ask the question to the people of the GV as well as talking all things Jason Dundas, the self proclaimed 'next in line for the Bachelor'.


Elly's Bloopers, Royal Emojis & Bull Riders

Everyone loves a good blooper and Elly's had some doozies that have found their way into this Catch Up! T&E chat to Rohan Markham the Professional Bull Rider to hear all about how a bull once stomped on his guts and the guys chat about when in life you would find yourself needing a Royal emoji. Spoiler: there's actually quite a need for them.


Thom's Memory Sucks, Unrequited Love Sucks & AFL's Back!

T&E are stoked to have the AFL season kicking off tonight so they got Channel 9 Sports Presenter Nathan Currie on the phone to talk all things footy. If you caught yesterday's show you would've heard how Thom's memory is the worst so today Elly thought she'd capitalise on that flaw and put him to the test. Plus, Thom could've been a wine collecting millionaire, he could've been married to his high school crush who never loved him back and he could've had the next big invention in car bins....


Judgey John, Vow Renewals & Stupid Reviews

Elly's dad is a semi-retired judge so is in studio and at the ready to give out some free advice to the people of the GV. Not legal advice though, calm down, we're not AM radio - just hard hitting stuff like what Bec from Mooroopna should do about her partner's dirty laundry. Married at First Sight produced a bombshell at the vow renewals last night so Thom and Elly thought they should renew their own vows as work husband and wife. Plus, it turns out you can review literally anything on...


Dog Diaries, Is Elly Decent Person? And Is She Ready For The D?

What are dogs ACTUALLY thinking? Thom and Elly hear from a REAL dog to find out. Has Elly finally proven herself as a half decent person? Her carwash experience has her believing so. Also, Elly samples the Goulburn Valley's staple drink 'Mr D', along with a mouth full of rock salt (seriously!)


Bitching In Taxis, How Did They Breakup With You? Cleaning Lady Issues!

Thom has been caught talking about Elly behind her back! Thom & Elly hear some Jerry Springer style break up stories (involving mums!) and will Thom grow the balls to confront his cleaning lady about a touchy issue? Listen here to find out!


We Find Alex, Bye Bullies & Naughty Train Antics

The week long search for Alex the Legend came to a head today when the guys finally heard from him! Mia from Channel Nine drops in to push her chances at getting a GV boyfriend... and to give us some news too. Kind of. A couple did something naughty on a train that the guys can't talk about on the radio so they enlist the help of the sound effect library. Finally, Thom and Elly delve into bullying within the community to commemorate National Day of Action against Bullying. Don't do it...


The Kanye Dating App, Tracey from MAFS and Rogue Relationship Advice

Thom and Elly try to squeeze an exclusive out of Tracey from Married at First Sight before settling on a game of 'Hit it or Quit it' with her. Deep Thought Thursday involves drunk monkeys and vampire mosquitoes and Thom's been struck down with yet another rash! Plus, Elly's had a life change that she's conflicted about - it doesn't involve a rash, in case you were wondering. Plus, the guys pay their respects to the late, great Stephen Hawking.


The Waxing Aftermath, The Alex Search & The Long-Peewee Wedding

Thom's a bit rashy from yesterday's chest waxing which makes things get a bit musical! Plus the guys are on the search for Alex the Ledge who they mistook for Thom's housemate for a good two minutes on air last week. Bad Friend Wednesday is thrown in there for good measure as well as some scintillating chats about memory sieves and unfortunate names.. Think Long-Peewee is bad? You should hear some of the others!


Hairy Chested Ranga, Bare Chested Ranga & A Lot Of Wax

Today was D-Day. Wax Day. Bare Chested Ranga Day. Whatever you want to call it, it will go down in history as the day the Goulburn Valley forced a whole lot of wax on a young man's chest. And he loved it. Or did he? Find out in this catch up! Thom and Elly chat about the Honey Badger's chances at the Bachelor, Elly's potential boyfriend Gav and why the police knocked on Thom's door over the weekend as well. But really, listen just to hear Thom's screams.


Finger Piercing, Waxing Blitzes & Rap Battles - Friday 9th March 2018

Today is D-Day for the Bare Chested Ranga challenge - will the guys get the 20 calls they need to ensure the Great Chest Wax of 2018 will happen? Also, get a taste of E-Chayne and T-Train's rap skills when they give a rap battle a crack.


Women, Waxing & Chris Judd - Thursday 8th March 2018

It's International Women's Day so the guys talk about women - particularly women of the local GV hero variety! Chris Judd pops up to talk about the new-look Footy Show on Channel 9 and Thom & Elly make you think with their Deep Thought Thursday.


Carrot Danglers, Ring-ins & Bad Friend Wednesday - Weds 7th March 2018

Elly has had a carrot dangled and taken away and she's mad. She also has terrible friends who have gone above and beyond to stitch her up. She's also sweaty. Thom does stuff in this catch up too.


Rashes, Showers & Chest Wax - Tuesday 6th March 2018

In today's catch up Thom and Elly talk about their awkward video conference call, Thom's weird rash and Elly's strange shower habits... Also, is Elly's dad an Elvis impersonator or did she shove fish down her pants? A game of Truth or Lie will reveal all!


Our First Week On Air!

Thom & Elly dusted off the mic for their first three days on air by talking about straddling cows, rap remixes and waxing chests. Also, what's the link between a screwdriver and a nectarine? Find out by having a listen.


Celebrating #IWD2018 with some inspirational local women.

Thom and Elly chat with locals Jamie Lea, Tracey Sofra and Liz Arcus on International Women's Day.


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