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Saskatoon, SK

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English


Episodes

Rod Pedersen On Charleston Hughes, The Riders Offensive Struggles, & The Weather

10/19/2018
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The voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, thinks some players weren't prepared for the cold weather last week against Winnipeg. If they think that's cold, just wait until November! We also chatted about Charleston Hughes and the Riders offence. #GoRiders

Duration:00:04:32

Clayton vs The Parking Guy, Martensville Is Killing It, & Parenting Advice From People Who Don't Have Kids

10/18/2018
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Parking attendants start going around downtown Saskatoon at 9:00 AM. We have an alarm that goes off every morning at that time to remind us to pay. The app on our phones wouldn't work and made us change our password. After we did that, it still wouldn't work so we went downstairs to use the pay station. As we were walking down, we got tickets. SO FRUSTRATING! Clayton went off (he was sweating he was so mad) on this today, plus a new segment we like to call 'Parenting Advice From People Who...

Duration:00:12:36

Weed Stuff, Advice For People In The Broadway Area, & More Weed Stuff

10/17/2018
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Whenever a huge thing happens in Canada, it gets its own Heritage Moment. What will the Canadian Heritage moment for legalization day sound like in a few years? We came up with an idea on the show today. Plus a lot of other stuff about jazz cabbage/devils lettuce

Duration:00:10:30

What If Celebrities Could Endorse Marijuana Products?

10/17/2018
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When it comes to cannabis advertising, you can not have a celebrity endorse a product or a shop. But what if that rule didn't exist? 'Hi, I'm Liam Neeson. I have a very particular set of skills, and they all go out the window when I smoke kush from Jimmy's Cannabis Palace' 'Hi, I'm Sailor Dan. When you buy over $250 at Jimmy's, you get a free pirate ship drawing!'

Duration:00:02:18

Confused Lyrics, Cannabis Corner, Peanut Butter, & A Possible Beer Shortage On The Horizon

10/16/2018
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Quote of the morning: Clayton - 'I don't have any kids. I don't have any pets. My DVD collection is all I have!' Stacie - 'Aren't you engaged?' Also on the show today... How much peanut butter is too much peanut butter, global warming is messing with beer, and what should you do with your old DVD collection.

Duration:00:12:47

Cannabis Corner w/ Stacie & Clayton

10/16/2018
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Remember those 'Delicious Dish' skits on SNL from back in the day? I think everyone remember the 'Schweddy Balls' one. Well, we made our own version. But instead of talking about tasty treats, we're talking about weed.

Duration:00:02:12

Stacie's Birthday, The New Royal Baby, & More Phone Scams In #YXE

10/15/2018
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Stacie turned the big 4-0 yesterday. Does she feel any different? Nope! Also on the show this morning... Our fingers are crossed for a ginger royal baby, high school kids aren't ready for the workforce, and we're obsessed with McDonalds Monopoly.

Duration:00:10:36

Angry Rider Fans + 'Africa' by Toto

10/15/2018
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Whenever the Riders lose, Rider Nation loves to call into the post-game show and lose their marbles. When Winnipeg beats them 31-0, those calls get pretty outrageous. We like to take the best calls and put a random song in the background. Today, it was 'Africa' by Toto.

Duration:00:03:01

The Tequila Bandit, Confused Lyrics, & The Best Beer

10/12/2018
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Stacie had the sniffles, so Clayton did the show Han Solo today. There's this guy in Saskatoon called the 'Tequila Bandit' who keeps stealing booze from the same restaurant. Clayton called him out on the show and had a special message for him. Also... What is the best time and place to have a beer, Confused Lyrics got weird, and people who grunt at the gym are just the worst.

Duration:00:11:05

Rewriting Classic Movies, Giving Cash As A Gift, & Cannabis Advertising

10/11/2018
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Instead of rehashing the same old stuff over and over again, why doesn't Hollywood just rewrite classic movies? That's what we did on the show this morning! 'The Mighty Ducks 2, but they lose to Iceland at the end. Bombay goes back to the bottle and Adam Banks never plays again... Titanic, but Rose makes room for Jack on the door at the end... 'Home Alone', but Marv and Harry catch Kevin and keep him hostage in a basement...'Marley & Me, but the dog doesn't die. He lives forever and...

Duration:00:10:31

If Weed Commercials Were The Same As Beer Commercials

10/11/2018
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'Companies can't use characters, real people, endorsements or advertorials to hawk cannabis... Marketing materials for cannabis can't give off "a positive or negative emotion about or image of a way of life such as one that includes glamour, recreation, or excitement" The rules for Cannabis advertising are ridiculous. It got us thinking though... What if weed commercials could sound the same as beer commercials?

Duration:00:00:57

Clayton Steals His Fiance's Clothes, Winnipeg Chirps, & Foods You Thought Were Healthy But Aren't

10/10/2018
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Quotes of the morning: Stacie - 'I used to think that nuts were super healthy. It's in trail mix and that's what joggers eat. So I can eat a bunch of it and it's still super healthy right?' Clayton- 'Muffins for me. I thought because it was a breakfast food it was healthy. But really, a muffin is just a bald cupcake'

Duration:00:13:22

A World Where Leftovers Can Talk

10/10/2018
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Imagine... a world where your Thanksgiving leftovers could talk. Now imagine if those talking leftovers were sad and British for some reason and wrote love letters to their family.

Duration:00:01:37

The Thanksgiving Hangover, Confused Lyrics, & People Are Already Speeding On The New Bridge

10/9/2018
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The NHL is back, which means the return of our favourite segment... Drunk Coach's Corner! We also ruined some songs forever with Confused Lyrics, bragged about how awful we feel after the Thanksgiving weekend, and talked about the guy who was caught speeding on the new bridge and tried to get out of it by flashing his doctor ID card to the cop.

Duration:00:12:18

Drunk Coach's Corner - Ron's Grapefruit Farm

10/9/2018
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The return of the NHL season means the return Coach's Corner... which means the return of us slowing down the audio to Coach's Corner to make Don and Ron sound really, really drunk. Usually it's drunk Don that makes us laugh, but drunk Ron stole the show today.

Duration:00:01:30

Chicken vs Turkey, Confused Lyrics, & Birds Are Drunk

10/5/2018
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Stacie was really flexing her Mennonite muscles this morning. Take a listen, you'll see what we mean! Also on the show this morning... We ruined Robert Palmer's 'Bad Case of Loving You' in confused lyrics (you'll see), birds are getting wasted, and the classic Thanksgiving fight

Duration:00:12:13

Rod Pedersen Talks The Riders Home Record & Edmonton's Injury Woes

10/5/2018
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The voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, joined us this morning. We got side tracked for a bit and started talking about if turkey belongs on pizza, but after that we talked about the big game coming up on Monday! #GoRiders

Duration:00:05:23

How To Beat Photo Radar, Stacie Sounds Like A Cat Giving Birth & A Skip The Dishes Life Hack

10/4/2018
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When Stacie realized her parking ticket was still in the system, she groaned. Now, this groan sounded like a house cat giving birth/ a dying llama. Luckily, Clayton was recording when she did it and played the clip ALL morning. Also on the show today... Pot shops might not be ready on Oct. 17, photo radar can be beat, a Skip the Dishes life hack, and how to make a wedding cheap.

Duration:00:14:00

Potluck Rules, What Does 'Ish' Mean, & We Apologize To Prince Albert

10/3/2018
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Quote of the morning: Your co-workers will judge you on what you decide to bring to a potluck.'Did you see what Kathy brought? Pasta salad? Like, we all know you got that at the co-op Kathy, so stop telling people you made it at home!' Also on the show this morning... We say sorry to the city of Prince Albert (you'll see), Stacie's Stanley Cup prediction, and when you say you'll be there at 7ish what time should you show up?

Duration:00:12:25

Confused Lyrics, Bridge Puns, & Fitness Snacking

10/2/2018
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The amount of bridge puns on the show today was ridiculous. 'This sure is going to bridge Saskatoon from the past to the future... The best part is no bridges were burned during negotiations... Saskatoon has been trying to bridge over their traffic problem for years... It's all my grandma can talk about at her weekly bridge game... This should bridge the gap between citizens and complaints about getting around town... After the ceremony, I'm going to go watch Bridget Jones Diary...' Also,...

Duration:00:08:42