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After 3 seasons, HeathensLMC called it quits as a podcast. But I find it impossible not to rant about the world because it is the only thing I do well. There is only one place where I can do that without being told to shut up - my own podcast. This is Reborn.

After 3 seasons, HeathensLMC called it quits as a podcast. But I find it impossible not to rant about the world because it is the only thing I do well. There is only one place where I can do that without being told to shut up - my own podcast. This is Reborn.


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After 3 seasons, HeathensLMC called it quits as a podcast. But I find it impossible not to rant about the world because it is the only thing I do well. There is only one place where I can do that without being told to shut up - my own podcast. This is Reborn.




1: Welcome back

Just a quick note to let everyone know that although heathenslmc is no longer a podcast, I am working on a new show that will be forthcoming. Basically just saying hi to make sure you don't forget about me!


71: Heathens: The Final Episode

Today we bid a fond farewell to our Heathens podcast. After a year and a half the subject matter has worn us out so we've decided to end this podcast. In this episode we discuss Trump's impeachment. We discuss why some people put their rationality aside for this one topic and we talk about our plans for the new year. We want to thank all of our listeners who have been with us on this crazy ride. While this show may be done, we are not. See you in the funny papers.


70: Heathens: Jesus and the Afterbirth.

On today's episode, we discuss all the thanks we've been giving. We talk about the escalating tensions in the war on Christmas. We have an impromptu discussion about afterbirth and about more of Trump's stupidity. All this and more on Heathens. Yule love it!


69: Heathens: Trump Have Zero to me to me to me to...

On today's show, we talk about how A.I. is already smarter than us. Protocapsy tells us about love and submission. We wax poetic about Trumps and his impeachment and how his recent visit to Walter Reed may be related. All this and more on Heathens!


68: Heathens: Veteran's Day 2019

On today's episode, we embrace the chaos and do another show without a main topic. Preacher ProtoCapsy tells us why it's a married woman's fault when her man does bad things. Also we discuss likely one of the first times Las let something go on twitter. We discuss with much joy the recent times trump has been booed and the recent and poetic chants of lock him up today. We dream up our own holiday and iron out the rules. We also say a sincere thank you to our veterans and service members....


67: Heathens: The Statue of Trump

On today's episode, it's a return to form where we don't talk about a topic and just focus on the news and tangent, tangent, tangent. We discuss Trump and conceptualize a statue of Trump that someone needs to make a reality NOW. We also discuss how a Hospital had to be shamed into doing the right thing as it gave a new mother a bill that proves our healthcare system is crazy. We also get into AOC's recent apology and the the application of free speech on an internet forum like Twitter. All...


66: Heathens: A Polite Conversation on Free Speech a.k.a. A Contentious Shouting Match

On today's show, we learn the virtue of patience. We also learn of Las's favorite use for his phone. We also discuss how millennials are leaving religion and not going back. Lastly, Las and I discuss the limits of free speech in one of the few times we have had a heated disagreement. Enjoy!


65: Heathens: Mysticism and the Vikings

Today we recognize the birthday's of a few famous people, though some not so important in the grand scheme of things. Preacher Protocapsy tells us about God's Land. We ask the the age old question, "does a bear poop in the lobby of city hall" and marvel at Hilary Clinton's masterful trolling. Lastly, we discuss the vikings and their ancient beliefs and how those came to an end.


64: Heathens: Divine Lineage

On today's episode, we debate whether trumps impeachment will happen and in time for anything meaningful. Las tells us about a time he went to subways and was annoyed. We discuss somewhat noteworthy topics from the news and the celebration of a homicidal incompetent who "discovered" the new world. Lastly, we discuss divine lineage and how those in power often claim divine right.


63: Heathens: A Long Awaited Surprise!

On today's episode, we once again are without Mandy's insight as we make our way through the episode. We dive briefly into my time as a Sunday Christian (I am no True Scotsman!) We try to keep twitter within 200 seconds. I also invent a drinking game for those who want to get messed up fast. Lastly, our main topic today is a surprise. This is something we talked about awhile ago and now it has come to fruition. See if you can guess before we get there. Enjoy!


62: Heathens: A Special Guest: Take Care of Your Brain

On today's episode Las share's his thoughts on how to potentially get one over on Amazon. Proto-capsy tells us why he needs all the money for god. We discuss the news and our thought's on the upcoming election. Lastly, (though not last in the podcast itself) we talk with Nate from twitter about Taking care of our brains and his time in the service.


61: Heathens: The Inquisition (Part 2) Vatican

This week Proto-Capsy tells you why you should give us your money. Also,(much to my surprise) we intro our new opening for 200 seconds of twitter. For what might be a first, Las and I actually disagree on something. Lastly, we discuss the Inquisition that was lead by the Vatican.


60: Heathens: The Inquisition (Part 1) Spain

This week, we remember Kellywise the dancing clown without going into her most recent tomfoolery. Preacher Proto-Capsy tells us which church is the right one and we discuss the Spanish Inquisition. All this and more on this week's Heathens!


59: Heathens: Martin Luther-The Protestant Reformation

Today Pastor Proto-Capsy gives us a thundering homily explaining why we have hurricanes. We go through our twitter and I realize my own trepidation about what we've twittered. We also discuss just one more time that Agent Orange takes a Trump on twitter. Finally, we discuss our main theme: Martin Luther and the Protestant Reformation.


58: Heathens: Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin

Today we discuss how we were tricked by Hurricane Dorian into recording on a Thursday. We also discuss the aftermath of said hurricane. We have our highest engagement week on twitter. Lastly, we discuss the The Mad Monk himself: Rasputin. A man whose story has inspired fiction writers for decades.


56: Heathens: Dueling Popes

Today Mandy's back and we dive into the news. We discuss trumps plan to nuke hurricanes away. We also say farewell to oxygen as thew amazon goes up in flames. We delve into two other new stories that I won't spoil here. Lastly, we delve into what is often referred to as the schism when the Papacy moved from Avignon to Rome and then back again. All this and more on today's episode


57: Heathens: The Ottoman Caliphate

It's another glorious day at the Heathens studio. Today, we introduce two new segments: The Capsianity mass and 200 seconds of Twitter. In the first new segment we invite Pastor ProtoCapsi to give a homily where he extends his love for all the misguided miscreants he sees. In 200 seconds of Twitter, we review our twitter and who Las has pissed off this week. Finally after a somewhat brief look at the news, we discuss the Ottoman Caliphate in history.


56: Heathens: Henry VIII

Today we discuss some of the conspiracy theories around the alleged suicide of Jeffery Epstein. We consider the mooch's recent tweet that the president is in meltdown and ponder over whether this is a good or bad thing. Lastly we discuss Henry VIII, A king who split from the Catholic Church and formed his own version of Christianity that endures even today. Why did he do this? Find out on Heathens!


55: Heathens: It's Time For More Than Thoughts and Prayers

Today we breath a heavy sigh and with an extreme exercise in restraint we discuss the recent mass shootings without our show devolving into an continuous litany of swearing and cursing. Also, Neil DeGrasse Tyson reminds us why it's so difficult to find a great science communicator. This and more on today's episode.


54: Heathens: The Moral Majority & Jerry Fartwell

On this week's episode we have our first ever in studio guest: Mandi Clay. We talk about the strange and bizarre practice by our federal government of kidnapping people on the high seas to prosecute often referred to as boat cases. We also discuss the recent Garlic Festival shooting in Gilroy, CA. We also spread the word of the Senate majority leader and turtle in a human costume, Mitch McConnell' new nickname. Lastly we delve a bit into the aims of the moral majority movement.