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Zero Blog Thirty

Barstool Sports

Zero Blog Thirty is a military podcast presented by Barstool Sports that's listenable for the most crusty of veterans, the bootest of boots, or people who have never touched a weapon in their life. Through the eyes of enlisted Marines and a West Point trained officer, Zero Blog Thirty is like sitting at the online-bar of the VFW and having a virtual cold one with your buddies.

Zero Blog Thirty is a military podcast presented by Barstool Sports that's listenable for the most crusty of veterans, the bootest of boots, or people who have never touched a weapon in their life. Through the eyes of enlisted Marines and a West Point trained officer, Zero Blog Thirty is like sitting at the online-bar of the VFW and having a virtual cold one with your buddies.

Location:

United States

Description:

Zero Blog Thirty is a military podcast presented by Barstool Sports that's listenable for the most crusty of veterans, the bootest of boots, or people who have never touched a weapon in their life. Through the eyes of enlisted Marines and a West Point trained officer, Zero Blog Thirty is like sitting at the online-bar of the VFW and having a virtual cold one with your buddies.

Twitter:

@UncleChaps

Language:

English


Episodes

ZBT #342: Is the F-35 a Complete Failure + Best Military Insults

2/26/2021
ROUND 1 (10:33): NBA Top Shot, a highlight version of a digital trading card, has been taking the internet by storm. We are gonna make some for the military and are ready to announce the top 10 military gif moments. ROUND 2 (39:08): Ah, a nice pink salmon, cheery yellow butter, a bright orange orange… well it’s all lieees! Liees I tell you! The government is controlling the color of our foods and there’s nothing we can do…. Eh, it’s actually not that big a deal but we’ll tell you more in...

Duration:01:18:08

ZBT #341: Navy/Coast Guard Turtle Rescues + New Mars Rover

2/23/2021
ROUND 1 (15:07): What the… What the shell? What the sh… what the shell? The Navy and Coast Guard teamed up to rescue over 1100 sea turtles down in Texas who were experiencing shell shock from the cold. ROUND 2 (21:25): A new rover landed on Mars and now we can see and hear what the planet is like. It is only a matter of time until the Marine Corps makes it a training base. ROUND 3 (32:29): Talk show host Greg Kelly goes after Biden’s dog for looking too mangy for the White House… You leave...

Duration:01:07:44

ZBT #340: 30 Taliban Die Making A Bomb + The Tale Of Kate's Car

2/19/2021
ROUND 1 (27:46): Winter weather down south causes more than a dozen military bases to close, including the illustrious Fort Chaps ROUND 2 (41:01): A former Navy SEAL and Special Ops Commander who oversaw the raid to kill Bin Laden is writing a book… You might think “oh, reaaaal original”, but what if we told you it’s a children’s book…?! ROUND 3 (47:24): One of our allies has been in Afghanistan with us for 20 years now, but just announced they’ll be withdrawing the very last of their troops...

Duration:01:28:26

ZBT #339: Worst Parts Of Military Jobs + Surviving Four Plane Crashes

2/17/2021
Round 1 (6:04): Drama in your fam because of politics? The first story might make you feel a little bit better.. Former ZBT guest & congressman Adam Kinzinger is going through the wringer right now in the wake of the impeachment trial & my goodness does he have an annoying cousin. Round 2 (15:40): The perfect crime does exist and there’s an article about it in the Detroit Free Press. Round 3 (22:47): Ever crashed in a plane? Oh. You have? Ever crashed in a plane FOUR FUCKING TIMES and then...

Duration:01:20:04

ZBT #338: The Green Weenie Dating Back To Roman Times

2/12/2021
ROUND 1 (8:27): Navy Veteran & Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has passed away. His legacy isnt all buttholes and titties. ROUND 2 (26:49): Archaeologists have found a Roman soldier's pay stub & it’s safe to say some things in the military have always been the same... ROUND 3 (35:12): Firewatch. And maybe bomb watch. Explosives missing at 29 Palms ROUND 4 (39:18): Women arrive at MCRD for historic co-ed training and we’ve got some live audio of what’s going on over there + update on rules for...

Duration:01:11:48

ZBT #337: Marines #1 in Hazing + Time Travel Goofin

2/9/2021
Round 1 (11:08): A Woman sucking dick is the bravest story you’ll hear today. Round 2 (15:36): Our good pals, The Air Force Security Forces Defenders, have some explaining to do as some fella just snuck on base and was doin a little plane goofin on the flight line at Andrews. Round 3 (26:39): The Pentagon released the results of the first-ever service wide hazing data. It turns out the Space Force leads all branches in hazing reports. Ah, just kidding. It was the Marines. Round 4 (40:46):...

Duration:01:12:29

ZBT #336: China Wants Manly Men + Pregnant Military Women Troubles

2/5/2021
ROUND 1 (10:27): China is sick and tired of their boys growing up to become pussies. So, they are sending out government sponsored ads. Do we need that? Hard to say. ROUND 2 (21:12): Coast Guard fixes the light at loneliest place in the world and we aren’t talkin about PFC Bren’s room in 2019. ROUND 3 (28:51): Moms in the military getting screwed just because they got laid and are having some babies. Being a mom shouldn’t end your career. Brave of us, right? Take note, Chinese men. ROUND 4...

Duration:01:26:17

ZBT #335: $400 Million in Gold + Marine Veteran Beau Wise

2/2/2021
Round 1 (6:17): Starting the show with a safety brief. Dont drink anti-freeze. I know it smells delicious. Still… dont do it. Round 2 (14:24): Nothing gets my blood pumping like a tale about gold in them there hills. The FBI might be doing something shady with 400 million dollars worth of Civil War Era gold. We’ll tell you about this story which sure as shit should be a movie. Round 3 (23:05): HUGE shoutout to the Chief of Staff of the Army. I FUCKING LOVE stories like this one. Round 4...

Duration:01:20:23

ZBT #334: Sergeant Major of the Army Michael Grinston + Military MacGyvering

1/29/2021
ROUND 1: A pilot out for joyride landed on a Royal Air Force base bc he ‘wanted to see the beach!” Now he owes them $5,000 ROUND 2: Have you or your fellow troops ever MacGyvered equipment to complete a mission? We asked, & you answered with things that are more “MacGroober level”, but impressive nonetheless. ROUND 3: One of the best feelings in the world? Cancelled plans. And 1,000 Marines in the freezing land of Norway are soaking up that feeling as we speak. ROUND 4: We sat down with the...

Duration:01:30:17

ZBT #333: National Guard Garage Goofin + Covid Sniffing Dogs

1/26/2021
Round 1: People over the weekend were shitting down ole Senator Tom Cotton about his claim of being a ranger. Was that stolen valor or just a little ranger goofin. Round 2: in A doggie bag of sorts, the Miami Heat are bringing in detector dogs to smell for COVID. Will that work? Well, it’s hard to say. Round 3: Lots of changes are happening in the Oval. The British are upset about a statue and a beloved soft drink button has been removed. Will democracy survive? Round 4: National Guard...

Duration:01:14:58

ZBT #332: Army Soldier Conspiring With ISIS + Inauguration Goofin

1/22/2021
ROUND 1: Inauguration / New President ROUND 2: Would you rather take a hit on your military record or pay a small fine? We’d like to bring back the olden days where that was an option. ROUND 3: Elon Musk shared 6 Rules of Productivity that shows a liiiiitle bit of a divide Between Military and Civilian Workplaces ROUND 4: The 30th anniversary or Desert Storm was this past week & we’ve got some fast facts & history ROUND 5: A U.S. service member has been arrested and charged in a plot to...

Duration:01:33:32

ZBT #331: Stolen Humvees + Military Questions and Answers

1/19/2021
Round 1: It is with a heavy heart that we announce that a humvee was stolen. If you lost your humvee, what is a fair punishment? Add best answers from social in the morning Round 2: The message from the Puerto Rican commander of the national guard unit that is coming to DC was beyond motivating. If you wanna be inspired, stick around for round 2. Round 3: School Circle on us. We are gonna answer some more questions that the beloved troops have. Could be good advice. Could be bad advice....

Duration:01:13:21

ZBT #330: National Guard in DC + WWE Superstar, Marine Veteran Montez Ford

1/15/2021
ROUND 1: On the last episode I said we’d be totally avoiding this topic today but Kate sucks & has a quick, light, flaky, buttery, syrupy, tasty little update on the latest in DC regarding the troops deployed to the Capitol. ROUND 2: Burn pits, move aside - today we’ve got facts about your arm pits & sweat glands since we already covered buttholes & nipples after previous political topics. Captain Cons, this is your time to shine. ROUND 3: Cue the Bertie Higgins yacht rock but not because we...

Duration:01:34:25

ZBT #329: Parler Hacked and Grave Robbin' Goofin'

1/12/2021
Round 1: We’d be derelict in our duties if we didn’t remind folks that violating OPSEC procedures has its consequences. Parler users are figuring that out. Round 2: I don’t know about y'all, but all this shitty news is a kick in the dick. Luckily, our friends at Military Times put out a list to keep up motivated. Round 3: President Trump is acting like the world’s greatest Lance Corporal. Round 4: In a sign that nature is healing, we return to solely military news to talk about the General...

Duration:01:22:53

ZBT #328: Terrorists In The Capitol

1/7/2021
ROUND 1: Huge news out of DC - they’re opening a Hooters near Quantico & all troops will get a 10% discount. - wow, whoa, unbelievable - Just kidding ha - ha Obviously we’re gonna kick things off with a rundown of the chaos at the Capitol. We’ve got a timeline of what went down on Wednesday along with updates. ROUND 2: Seven interesting facts about butts and buttholes because Kate is bad at handling heavy situations ROUND 3: The Air Force’s top enlisted leader is looking into why an airman...

Duration:01:16:19

ZBT #327: 2021 Will Be The Horniest Year On Record

1/5/2021
Round 1: With 2020 officially in the books, is it time to turn the page to what many experts are saying will be the horniest year of all time? Round 2: The gas chamber is one of the military’s rites of passage. One tale from over the break will make you wanna head back to the gas chamber… especially Kate from March to July Round 3: New year, new us. When I was headed to boot camp, travel was on my mind. I wanted to see the ole globe. I got to see a lot but certainly not every country. I...

Duration:01:19:02

ZBT #326: What We Loved And Hated About This Year

12/30/2020
Round 1: With Christmas over, we take a look back at what makes gift giving special. I think it’s a personal touch like giving someone their own leg that was amputated. That’d be nice. Round 2: Can eating a healthy person’s shit make you healthy? You’re unsure? So are scientists who are researching the power of poop. Round 3: A british cop has an unreal ability. He can recognize faces unlike most folks. Because of that, he’s basically been assigned firewatch forever. Round 4: President Trump...

Duration:01:11:06

ZBT #325: Massive Christmas Episode!

12/22/2020
Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% off and start doing something productive Round 1: Big weekend for the Space Force. Those adorable little bundles of joy got their nickname! It’s so cute! But, that’s not all. The first Space Force member got demoted! YAY! Round 2: A Ranger School Commander was relieved of his duties for yelling inappropriate and demeaning things at subordinates. We have the audio and boy is it a doozy. Round 3: With a recent court decision,...

Duration:04:43:35

ZBT #324: The Army Cures Covid

12/18/2020
Presented by ArborTechTools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% off all their woodcarving tools and make something with your hands. ROUND 1: In response to a threat to the troops, the Army has developed an incredible piece of combat gear coming out in 2021. The speed in design, manufacturing & logistics of distributing this complex item will give you a whole new respect for the branch… DIS-respect. ROUND 2: If you’ve been disqualified from joining the military it’s ok to feel upset....

Duration:01:50:17

ZBT #323: WWE Superstar and Marine Veteran Lacey Evans + Remembering Chuck Yeager

12/15/2020
Presented by ArborTech Tools Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code ZERO at checkout for 25% off! Round 1: CyberPunk 2077 was released last week and people were going nuts that you could make a player have a big or small dick. If the same types of features were added to COD, what would you do? Round 2: The Secretary of the VA has been called on to resign over his seemingly insane treatment of a woman who is a veteran and congressional staffer. Round 3:Osama Bin Laden’s fat fuck...

Duration:01:45:07