Dont Ruin My Reality

ho. ly. fuck balls. Guys, this week we got an in depth look into all things Young Moms Club with cast standout, Michael Bucciarelli! Michael spills the tea on all kinds of things you don't want to miss. Also, if you like our intro/outro music, please check out "Mixin" by Rellicorp and NotEvenTanner on youtube. it's a total bop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcwPcChSDs

Here we are, folks. The last episode(s) of Young Moms Club. We will miss this show, but not as much as we will miss what it could have been. RIP Pretty Little Mamas. You were the real one.

Liz had personal drama last week but we are back now with an extra long episode covering episodes 3 & 4 of Young Moms Club! And apparently next week is the season finale which is a steaming pile of hot garbage since we've finally hit the best parts of this show.

The geniuses at MTV continue to ruin the best reality tv show that ever was, and we are here to talk about it. Please note, the second half of this ep, Matt and Liz talk about that BANANAS episode of Game of Thrones. Spoilers start at minute 34:53, so stop there if you're an actual crazy person who hasn't watched the Battle of Winterfell yet. Or skip to that part if you have no interest in hearing why Aaron actually has a drug problem.

If horror movies have taught us anything, it's that you should never try to resurrect the dead. It just comes back as a hollow shell of itself and it may try to kill you. That pretty much sums up this reboot/re-edit. WeWereAllRootingForYou.Tyra.Gif

Teen Mom: Young Moms Club (aka Pretty Little Mamas) returns on Monday, April 22 at 10/9c on MTV AND WE ARE FREAKIN PUMPED AF

This week, we say goodbye to the boring slop that is Very Cavallari. No, it's not the season finale, but we have just had enough. There's no reason to put ourselves through this so we are Konmari-ing this show, as it sparks no joy. BUT THERE IS BIG NEWS! After recording this week's ep, we found out that our beloved Pretty Little Mamas is coming back!!! Rebranded as "Teen Mom: Young Moms Club", the best show on television will be returning in a few weeks and we are PUMPED.

Welp. It's episode 3. And we are still here. Watching and talking about Very Cavallari. Not totally sure why.

hooooo boy. Okay so we are on ep 2 of season 2 and I gotta be honest kids, things aren't looking great. The amount of time dedicated to Kelly and her love life (or lack thereof) is disturbing. But not as disturbing as the morons in charge of shipping over at Uncommon James. Plus! This ep has multiple cameos from Liz's toddler who was supposed be under the supervision of her husband, who fell asleep. Liz handled this with as much grace as you'd expect.

It's the season premiere! And as is the VC way, pretty much nothing has happened except for an excess of Kelly scenes that no one asked for. On a tech note- we apologize for the weird tinny affect in Liz's voice. She tried to avoid toddler noise by recording in her car and that was a massive fail. won't happen again.

Welcome to our prequel episode! The Season 2 ep 1 pod will come out on Tuesday, but in the meantime, I hope everyone enjoyed the season premiere and here's what the VC crew has been up to during the break!

We're back! Sorta... While we eagerly await Lindsay Lohan's return to the silver screen with her beach club VPR rip off, Matt & Liz take a quick recap on their year. Matt's was fairly normal, Liz's was a shit show (shout out to the dome? BritneyYikes.gif)

Guys? We are in the midst of a crisis. Pretty Little Mamas has vanished. MTV is ghosting us and no one knows what to do. Matt and Liz discuss this tragedy and the rumors we've heard on this week's ep. #Justice4PLM!!!

Ho.ly.Shizballs you guys. As if the reveal that the girls had a friend who was brutally murdered wasn't dark enough in ep. 1, things go pitch black in ep. 2. This is without question the best show on television right now but we do find ourselves wondering, is MTV criminally negligent for allowing Aaron to be on camera? WHERE IS DR. DREW WHEN YOU REALLY NEED HIM?!

New Month, New Show, New Us! Now that the disappointing slog of Very Cavallari is behind us, we have been given a gift from the Reality TV gods in the form of MTV's Pretty Little Mamas. For a network that capitalizes on young mothers, this may be their darkest show yet. Stick with us because we are here to recap all the Pretty Little Mama Drama every week!

Well folks, we made it. We are here at the VC finale episode and it was.....moderately underwhelming. But apparently the E! gods have shined upon KCav and will be giving us a season 2! I hope they step their game up and listen to our "how to make this great" suggestions.

We here at Don't Ruin My Reality feel personally insulted and distraught with the penultimate episode that we were provided for Season 1 of Very Cavallari. No one cares about the Canadian. By a freakin car, Gurney. Where the hell was Reagan? What a shit show.

This week the Uncommon James gang heads off to Destin, FL where KCav finally lets her hair down, Wirth tells us his biggest insecurity (groan), and Shannon tries desperately to conceal Taylor's big secret by getting as drunk as is humanly possible.

It feels like we may be on the cusp of some reality tv greatness here! buuuuuuut we're not there quite yet. On the plus side, lots of Jay this week!

This week's ep was woefully lacking in Jay scenes. Lurking in a hallway? That's all we get? Kristin impressed us with her ability to say no to Taylor. And then embarrassed us with her inability to not shit talk another employee during Taylor's interview. Also, Kelly and The Canadian happened. Can we be done with that now please? Plus! Reagan's mom shoots to the top of our Fantasy Reality TV Dinner Party list!