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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.

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MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.

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English


Episodes

S3E030: Everything is Star Magic with Special Guest Tom Barnett

9/25/2023
Autumn, racist Halloween costumes, Sumo talks about how he used to be part of a cult in the woods that’s definitely not the KKK. Nothing happened on September 23rd, 2023. Everything is Star Magic, astrology is a real thing but most pop astrology is nonsense. Freedom Fry and Stomp Clap Hey music. The missing fighter jet. Kavi’s new get rich quick scheme. Tom Barnett Interview Natural law and where do our rights come from. Sovereign Citizens is psy-op to get people disillusioned and fighting the wrong things. Victim Consciousness. Protesting helps no one and instead legitimizes the system. What are the correct times to protest? The Illusory World and being in the world but not of it. Influence by the luminaries and Medieval cosmology. Different people’s experiences, co-creation, and shared reality. Audio problems happen as soon as we start talking about something important. Miracles, Breatharianism, food and fasting Shownotes Tom Barnett’s website Tom Barnett’s Instagram Tom Barnett’s Twitter The Living Free Movement Email Tom Barnett at: info@tombarnett.tv Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:32:20

S3E029: Voluntary Crucifixion with Special Guest Jasun Horsley

9/18/2023
How do we address members of the MAPS cult? Introduction to Jasun Horsley and the interview in the second half of the show. Alien disclosure in Mexico Sumo and Kavi both have no problem with grave robbing. The beauty of grifting is that it doesn’t even matter if you tell people what you’re doing. Sumo’s going to create a fake Bigfoot grift. The new Fetterman just dropped. Aaron Rodgers gets injured playing football after it’s predicted on Twitter 2.5 hours earlier. The transition of America from a Republic to an empire. Interview with Jasun Horsley Shownotes Jasun’s Info Jasun’s Substack Sumo's Substack article about Job Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:02:11:56

S3E028: We've Always Done it This Way

9/11/2023
Sumo’s new steel drum. The flu vaccine no longer protects you from the flu. It never protected you from the flu, what are you talking about? You can’t wake people up. Vox Day does a scientific experiment and proves that we can see to far. Kavi gets into an argument with people on the Internet about it. Everyone at NASA has been crazy. Ludwig Wittgenstein and it’s as good as we can get. Every single society believed they knew what was going on when it came to science, and it’s never been true. Are we even able to figure it all out? The early church used to be against iconography and now they're not. itsallsotiresome.jpg The mayor of New York City is now against immigration. The pendulum is swinging back to the other side. Don’t join the mob and start hating different people. Politics is just a battery and it’s time to charge the other side. Turbo American, the only way out is through. This is probably not true. If the collapse happens it’ll probably just sorta happen and it’s likely no one will really know why. No one will care until something bad happens to them. The New Mexico Governor has suspended rights. Conservatives are useless again. Reasons and rationality don’t matter for The Left. There’s no more age of civility for politics. The new Loch Ness Monster photo just dropped. Shownotes We See Too Much – Vox Day Note: Kavi was wrong, it doesn’t look like Vox Day did the experiment, he copied and pasted the text from another site and that person did the experiment. Crackshack or Mansion 100% Safe and Effective Video Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:13:44

S3E027: Babe, Please Stop Living like an Ancient Sumerian! with Special Guest Ben Thomas

9/4/2023
Civil War re-enactments, why was the Civil War so weird? Why don’t the re-enact the Revolutionary War? Maybe because of all the terrorism and guerrilla tactics… Do they re-enact wars in Canada? Upcoming interviews on the Mystical American Patriots Society podcast! The new Waynel Sexton. George Floyd re-cap. They always have to let you know when it’s fake, it’s part of the Illuminati religion. Problem, reaction, solution. Andy Ngo and the totally legit trans activist Vivian She-Man-Ski. The strangeness of the Denver International Airport, new construction/renovation posters and how they’re telling you what they’re doing. British panel shows, human fish pies, subversion, and counter-comedy. Sumo is still working on the technology. Sumo visits the last remaining Blockbuster store. No there’s not an Ebola outbreak at Burning Man… Although that’s exactly what they would say if there was an Ebola outbreak at Burning Man. Juggalos may be an untapped market for MAPS. Sumo’s ranks different sodas into tiers. Hollywood is a magic spell that subverts public consciousness. Interview with Ben Thomas about the six months he spent living as an ancient Sumerian. Shownotes Ben Thomas on Twitter The Cradle and the Sword: A Novel The Strange Continent The God Enki and the Ocean of Everywhen Essay Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:02:06:48

S3E026: Trump, the Musical with Special Guest Duke of Alba

8/28/2023
Make America Great Again, the Trump TV sitcom. Trump’s mugshot World War 3 predictions, the war in Niger, potentially aliens and how do you profit off the End Times? Trump the Musical would be such a hit, the biggest hit, you’re never going to see a bigger hit. Sumo has a vision and it’s going to be great. Soccer, “The Game of Ball,” the origins of the sport, soccer vs football, sports are too safe today and soccer used to be much more interesting. Maybe we should have a political party advocating for more violence in sports. More evidence that Oliver Anthory is a psy-op and or possibly a fed. The purpose or war is not to win, it’s to sell military equipment, collect money from debts and fund the military industrial complex. Why doesn’t anyone care about the Maui fires? Where’s all the hashtags and the profile pictures? A whole bunch of people of color have died and lost their homes. Sumo’s dental adventures. The Russian hot dog warlord is dead and it’s not suspicious at all. What up with all those weird blue things that didn’t burn down in Maui and why did celebrities paint their roofs blue? Magic, divination, faith, superstitions, visions, heavenly signs and ancestral blood memory in World War I. How the Catholic Church channeled paganism into more productive things. When a lot of people start believing in something weird things can happen. What’s the point of prophecy, unless you’re monetizing it? The military advantage of spiritualism. Enthusiasm. Shownotes Donald Trump is back on Twitter with his mugshot Tweet thread from Bjorn Ironskull about the Maui Fires A Supernatural War: Magic, Divination, and Faith during the First World War Key and Peele Pegasus Sighting Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:02:20:10

S3E025: This Podcast Is Not Real

8/21/2023
Sung Wong tries to sell everyone on shiny new room temperature superconductors. Anything science-related that comes out of Asia is a scam. You might say they’re the greatest at scams. All the low-hanging fruit of scientific discovery has already been plucked. Sumo explains how he’s now trans. No one cared about pedophilia in the 80s, why does the right-wing care so much about it now? Social media engagement is pointless. Skin colors being related to how close people are to the equator is nonsense. Can you imagine how loud it would be on the ark if Noah was black? Conservatives are stupid and we all must realize that. Communism and Fascism are both stuck in the past. To really be “Trad” you must learn from the past and apply it to the present. You need to be more radical than a person who likes Hitler. David and Jonathan’s relationship, was it a little bit gay? Modern Conservatives wouldn’t relate to a single character in the Old Testament. Try to be a Renaissance Man. Foucault looks like a frog. Problems with Mad Max-style anarchy and other alternative political systems. Tiffany Gomas (the not real plane lady) seems to be some kind of psy-op. To any federal agents who might be reading this, Sumo would love to be paid to accuse people of being fake. The Maui fires keep getting weirder and seems like a land grab. Don’t talk about or give any energy to any thoughts of that thing coming back again. Shownotes Triggernometry: Controversial Blogger: Why Bad Ideas Succeed Uppercut Marketing Tiffany Gomas on Twitter Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:02:02:12

S3E024: A.I. is just Indians Being Paid $3 per Hour to Look at the World’s Dick Pics

8/14/2023
Rich Men North of Richmond is an obvious psy-op. Bring back ginger shaming! Gingers are a problem because they have Nephilim DNA. There are no heroes, the only person who saves you is yourself, or maybe your friends and God. The switch back is coming… Sound of Freedom funder arrested for child trafficking. Is Barack Obama gay? Obama’s chef dies under mysterious circumstances and seemed to have an interesting relationship with Obama. A lot of weird deaths seem to occur around famous people and politicians. Past a certain level of income you have to morally compromise yourself. That fire in Maui is super suspicious. Is it a land grab? Were there Directed Energy Weapons? Also, aliens attacked a remote village in the jungles of Peru. The Peruvian government claims it’s just illegal miners with jetpacks. A lot of people fear A.I. but Sumo doesn’t believe in it. He does advocate for slave labor though. Most of what we consider to be A.I. is just people In Bangladesh being paid $3 an hour to look at the world’s dick pics for star ratings. The A.I. shuts down Sumo’s Internet. Kind of weird how A.I.s always turn into racists pretty fast. Sumo doesn’t have any scandalous text messages, they’re mostly just confusing. West World discussion, it’s just like real life and the Internet is great at exposing your secret inner self. Silicon Valley has a giant army of people working slave wages to make their computers look smart. “Crowd-Sourced” really just means asking a bunch of people in Bangladesh to do the work. A.I. isn’t real and it’s not going to take over. Can demons communicate through A.I.? Shownotes Ghost Work: How to Stop Silicon Valley from Building a New Global Underclass Mysterious Universe Podcast: Canuck Cultists Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:43:17

S3E023: The Divorce Cliff

8/7/2023
The king and the magic mirror. How Archimedes discovered buoyancy. You’re going to have to ruminate on this episode. Divorce by combat vs divorce today. Going to the Colosseum would be so awesome, better than anything on Tik Tok and Sumo would totally go. The Gladiator.io app would be the most popular app ever. The ancient world was better in so many ways but also worse. Space continues to appear to be fake. The top of the Great Pyramid happens to be at the same latitude as the speed of light. Coincidence? All our listeners need to start making things like art, music, books, podcasts, etc. Sumo’s interpretation of Matthieu Pageau’s work. Sumo’s style is to get a lot of things wrong and then fix it later. The greatest magic spell going on right now. Some how they’ve got the public blaming all of the people trying to figure out what’s causing all of our problems. Nothing ever gets better, no matter who you vote for. The level 1 conspiracy is to follow the money. All politicians are easily bought off but this can’t explain everything… The level 2 conspiracy is that there are secret powerful groups trying to control everything. The level 3 conspiracy is that this is ultimately a spiritual battle. But the people who are trying to figure out what’s wrong and who’s doing it are always seen as the bad guys. The “Meta Conspiracy” and how did we get here. What we live in now must be the realm of conspiracy theory and must always be. The three rules to get out of everything: admit nothing, deny everything and make counter accusations. If you have no desire to control other people’s lives then you won’t ever become a politician. Conspiracy theories about Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors. The whole system depends on the public turning a blind eye. You could figure it out if you wanted to but you don’t because it’s too scary. The “Axis of Always Dismiss, Never Consider” with silly on one side and perverse on the other. The three components that shape this spell: “The Cloud of Expanding Confusion,” “The Circle of Infinite Confinement” and “The Mirror of Distracted Perception.” The “Rainbow Cult” and the “Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Bad.” The only way to achieve wisdom is through the staff and the stone. Conservatives are all staff while Liberals are all stone. Sumo is the Rainbow King. Hakuna Matata. Shownotes The Language of Creation: Cosmic Symbolism in Genesis: A Commentary Matthieu Pageau on Twitter Manu’s Seed: The Search for Noah’s DNA: Dialogues with the Deceived The Simpsons – Homer’s Life Lessons Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:54:45

S3E022: Make Armageddon Great Again

7/31/2023
Predicting dates for the end of the world. Camping at the end of the world with Harold Camping and other failed predictions. Sumo finishes watching the Last of Us. All the wokeness can be taken more than one way, see Horseshoe Theory. Woke vs racist, it’s the same thing. Wokeness wouldn’t matter in the apocalypse. Talking about Australia with Tani. Sumo has audio problems. Stalled Century, the same stuff is recycled repeatedly. There are no new advancements in technology, medicine, culture, etc. Instead, they’re destroying anything aspirational. In some ways the human spirit has been captured and the forces of creativity completely smothered. There are no shared cultural moments anymore. Is Donald Trump the Antichrist? The Space Force. What does it do? What’s the point? Why does the Space Force hat look like an upside-down Baphomet? Why are all their emblems and logos so weird and apocalyptic? What if Heavenly Jerusalem was a pyramid vs how it’s normally depicted as a cube? Trump plagiarized someone else’s family crest and the bizarre story behind that and the people involved. Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard did sex magic in an attempt to give birth to the Antichrist. Donald Trump was born that very same year… Twitter is now called X and their new logo is the exact X from where the compass meets the ruler in the Freemason symbol. There are lots of numerological coincidences with Trump. There are lots of bizarre coincidences with the recent eclipses. What’s going on with all this alien disclosure right now? People don’t know care about aliens because no one’s told them what to think yet. Is Trump going to trick everyone into fighting Jesus and the armies of heaven at the battle of Armageddon by claiming they’re aliens? Is the war in Ukraine a test run for the battle of Armageddon? Shownotes When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything Donnie Darkened Twitter Thread about Trump being the Antichrist The Coming Pendulum Swing: Woke Going Broke and False Light Pushback | Part 1 The Coming Pendulum Swing: Woke Going Broke and False Light Pushback | Part 2 The Coming Pendulum Swing: Woke Going Broke and False Light Pushback | Part 3 Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:33:58

S03E021: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the WEF

7/24/2023
Free Kevin Mitnick! Life lessons from obese Steve Harvey. Only working when people are watching is the American way. Hacking used to be cool. Sumo segues into population collapse. Discussion of the Birthgap documentary with thoughts and theories why no one around the world is having kids. Fertility statistics about different countries. Births being uncoupled from marriage doesn’t seem to influence the overall birth rate. Sacrifice vs debt. Are lol fertility rates correlated with electricity usage? Low fertility rates demonstrate how evolution isn’t true. Sumo watches the gay episode of The Last of Us. Suffering is necessary. Do rich areas ring themselves with violent criminals to keep out the hoodrats and rednecks who don’t know how to be classy? Sumo supports San Francisco’s strategy of doing this. Sumo likes to pretend to buy yachts. Is Claus Schwab actually the good guy? Is he trying to impose struggle to prevent the Mouse Utopia? Trad-wives vs kink. Is the only way to solve the fertility crisis a giant catastrophe where a huge number of people die and everyone gets uncomfortable? The Sound of Freedom movie and everything happening around it is weird. Sumo talks about what movies he’d ban if he was dictator. Thanks to all the members who joined us live for this episode and in the members only hangout chat afterwards. Shownotes Birthgap - Childless World PART 1 Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:55:23

S3E020: We’re Doing it Live!

7/17/2023
The first ever MAPS members only livestream! How different generations take care of (or don’t take care of) their children. Sumo goes to see the live action Little Mermaid movie and talks about things that don’t make sense. The CalArts animated style is ruining everything. The new Snow White movie doesn’t look great either, the intentional uglification of all forms of art and entertainment right now, and the AI Movie Conspiracy. Scaring people and then providing the solution is a great business model. AI and the Chinese Room thought experiment, Albert Einstein gets all philosophical. The Oppenheimer movie is pre-programming to get everyone scared of nuclear bombs again. When World War 3 happens you’ll have to give up your freedom so they can keep you safe. Nukes aren’t real discussion. Sumo explains M. Night Shyamalan’s movie “The Village” and how it applies to real life. Pre-programming for the C***d operation and masks in Christopher Nolan’s Batman movie. Pre-programming vs retro causality. Why victim narratives are so powerful. Christopher Nolan is this generation’s Stanley Kubrick. Sumo doesn’t worry about anything anymore except for dinosaurs in the water. Sumo’s World War 3 predictions. The blue stripe or white and gold stripe dress meme is back! Special thanks to all the members who jumped in! The discussion after we stopped recording was a lot of fun and we’ll definitely do it again. Shownotes Batman Mask Scene 2012 London Olympic Opening Ceremony 1992 Barcelona Olympic Opening Ceremony MAPS S1E087: We Are (People) Farmers, Bum Ba Dum Bum Bum The Dress Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:30:27

S3E019: Lunar Cartography

7/10/2023
Zombie movies and TV shows. There’s not a lot of zombies in ancient folklore. Sumo’s film thesis is that they’re a result of modern society and automation. Sumo offends all the nerds. If you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse just wear some layers. The Mystical American Patriots Society is working on the zombie vaccine and genuinely saving lives. The Moon Map! How map projections work. Everything is an inversion and that’s the Devil’s one major trick. As above, so below. Star Magic and what if things people built here below created things above. Everything about the moon is too crazy. Science is an alternative creation myth for an alternative religion. Science exists so man can mythologize away God and justify living a life of sin. Black conspiracy theorists are always super smart and on the cutting edge or they’re completely insane. There’s no middle ground. Magnetic and electric fields. Do they maybe match the lines of latitude and longitude? Are electric fields male while magnetic fields are female? Plasma may be sentient. What if angels are plasma beings? The moon map shows a lot of extra land out there. Do we live in a puddle melted by the sun as it slowly rotates around a larger circle over the period of a Great Year? There are more Muslims in Europe now than there used to be, and a lot of white Europeans may convert to Islam because Christianity has failed. Are you your heart or your intellect? Check out the new website at www.mapsoc.org. Sumo hates plot holes. Shownotes The Moon Map Selenetical Physics Vol. 1: An Exercise in Visual Pattern Recognition Selenetical Physics Vol. 2: Reflections on the Electric Field Vibes of Cosmos on YouTube 1965 Scientist Claims the Moon is Plasma The Great Year Owen Cyclops Twitter Thread Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:31:17

S3E018: This is Definitely Not a Cult

7/3/2023
Buy food buckets because France is on fire! Protesting is pointless and Europeans are insane/fundamentally broken. All you can do is take away their weapons. Americans are at lest slightly less insane. MAPS really needs to sell food buckets. The story of Ross Ulbricht and the Silk Road website. When a member of your tribe commits a crime it’s natural to side against the police/government. The justice system is usually pretty fair. Jury Duty on Netflix is a great example of how reality works. Satan loves to tempt you and then laugh at how stupid you are. Joe Rogan is not regular sized. Reasons why people go to Thailand. Kavi builds a deck and Sumo talks about his handyman adventures. Real power isn’t forcing people to do things, it’s walking through the world in a way that makes people do what you want them to do. Try to live in a higher vibration. You create your reality. Fear or anger drags you down and manifests a negative reality. The recent Supreme Court rulings, no more affirmative action and you actually don’t have to bake the cake. No matter how much the left controls everything people still have to follow the laws on the books. The Pfizer study showing one third of the doses were allegedly placebos. Theories about all the different shot batches and what happened. Maybe Pfizer was the good guy? A lot of fakery may have been going on to calm people down. Be very careful about saying you know exactly what’s going on for sure when you’re talking about conspiracy stuff. Do Neanderthals go to heaven? Who’s ever heard of a Neanderthal? Neanderthals didn’t exist. Science constantly changes it’s mind and when you try to adapt your beliefs and cosmology to fit whatever the current science is you’re going to have problems. Just say no. Digital Sovereignty, The Mystical American Patriots Society may become the world’s first digital-based micronation! Sumo’s definitely not starting a cult. For now… Shownotes Jury Duty trailer Pfizer Vaccine Batches in the EU Were Placebos, Say Scientists The Devil Wears Nada – Sumo’s Substack Article What Are You Gonna Do, Stab Me? Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:46:19

S3E017: Enjoy the War

6/26/2023
Mr. Rogers was kind of creepy. A ton of stuff happened this week. What's the deal with all the shoes? They faked the moon quarantine, but the rest of the moon landing was definitely real. Sumo’s moon landing is fake prediction, bookmark this in your brain. Conspiracy theories are still serving the system. Return to the Eternal Conspiracy. Finding ways to profit from the schemes of the elite. The “Coup” in Russia. World War 3 predictions. Everyone should enjoy WW3, it’ll be fun. The submarine disaster, Titanic conspiracies, and Central Banks. .tv domains come from Tuvalu. Help the podcast move to Tuvalu. Trump raises $6.6 million in 6 days, election predictions. Trump being elected and pardoning himself from prison will be the greatest comeback ever with maximum loosh. Check out Sumo’s new Substack Modern Pulp. Pyramids, the World Trader Center, as above so below. Monasteries and churches dedicated to St. Michael and commemorating his defeat of Satan casting him down to the United Kingdom. Shownotes The Apollo moon landing was real, but NASA's quarantine procedure was not More photos of the “Quarantine Facility” This Week in Tech Podcast Trump raises $6.6M in 6 days after federal charges Sumo’s New Substack, Modern Pulp Unexpected Cosmology on YouTube Saint Michael’s Line Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:45:13

S3E016: Medieval People Were Regular Sized

6/19/2023
The beauty of landfills, Sumo finds his old Historical European Martial Arts (HEMA) equipment, what Medieval Times were really like, Tacti-Cool spears and other weaponry, Dead Internet Theory, people just want their own worldview confirmed, Holy Days and Juneteenth. Shownotes: Winguard Wearables Alternate Current Radio Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:51:49

S3E015: Don’t Trust Anyone Named Ted

6/12/2023
Swimming, forest fires, hurricanes, crazy 711 stuff, Ted Cruz and aggravated homosexuality, Lauren Southern is the latest conservative to get divorced (from a fed), thoughts on Ted Kaczynski, UFOs and theories about the sudden disclosures, Apple’s new VR googles, Trump’s getting indicted again (yawn) and shark attack sovereign citizens. Shownotes: Lauren Southern's giant tweet and video Apple's Vision Pro VR goggles Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:51:29

S3E014: Psychic Weather Manipulation and Canned Rice

6/5/2023
Röbynn Europe’s totally real lawsuit, SpongeBob PedoPants, they’re digging a 33,000-foot hole in China (because of course), weather manipulation, chemtrails, climate change, geo-engineering, Canadian politics break and Kavi might start a political party, water experiments, manipulating the weather with your mind, and frequencies. Shownotes: Frankenskies Documentary Blue Mind: The Surprising Science That Shows How Being Near, In, On, or Under Water Can Make You Happier, Healthier, More Connected, and Better at What You Do Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:54:21

S3E013: The Eternal Conspiracy

5/29/2023
The Prime Directive and Yosemite (The Bison Thing), Indian white supremacists, the gang tries to buy some Nazi flags, the Eternal Conspiracy as demonstrated in That Hideous Strength and the rest of C.S. Lewis’s Space Trilogy, J.R.R. Tolkien’s take on conspiracy, dragons, the Technical Distraction, Sumo gives a physics lesson and Kavi visits a dinosaur museum. Shownotes: The Yellowstone Tweet (now with added context) Trinity Moravian Church in North Carolina purchased nearly $3.3 million of local residents’ medical debt for just $15,048 The Space Trilogy by C.S. Lewis Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:02:30:18

S3E012: Reincarnated on the Flat Earth

5/15/2023
Flat Earth Dave interview, Plato on Recollection and Reincarnation, Kavi checks in on the Q people. Shownotes: Flat Earth Clock App - Android Flat Earth Clock App - iOS DITRH YouTube Channel www.flatearthdave.com Video: Measuring Antarctica Video: Perspective NOT Curvature - Boats over the horizon Video: Globers claim the wildest things about our Flat Earth. Video: Our Projected Sun over a FLAT EARTH Video: Episode 1 of Debunking the Debunkers Taboo Conspiracy YouTube Channel Ewaranon: Lost History of Flat Earth Volume 1 Ewaranon: Lost History of Flat Earth Volume 2 Plato: Meno Plato: The Republic Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

Duration:01:43:30

S3E011: Lying About Antarctica

5/8/2023
Sumo’s adventures at Disney World, progress, the Kremlin attack, the Steven Crowder train wreck, Japan failed to go to the moon, you need to lie to make money, Antarctica Extravaganza, and the MAPS Order of the Penguin. Links www.MAPSOC.org Follow Sumo on Twitter Alternate Current Radio Support the Show! Subscribe to the Podcast on Gumroad Subscribe to the Podcast on Patreon Buy Us a Tibetan Herbal Tea Sumo's Substacks Holy is He Who Wrestles Modern Pulp

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