Texas Podcast Massacre

The Overlord elevator pitch: Baseball-loving French kids. Metal Gear Solid WW2. Crazy serums. Euron Greyjoy as a Nazi. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they go behind enemy lines to yet again takedown Nazis, debate a new enemy for this film and review the J.J. Abrams-produced new release Overlord. Show Segments: Connect with us: Please take this survey and we'll use the results in our 2018 End of the Year episodes! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If...

The Insidious elevator pitch: Neglected middle children. Off-brand Poltergeist psychics. Astral projections. Creepy kid drawings that explain EVERYTHING. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victim Drew from the Drew Yari Podcast as they debate ghost musical choices and dig "further' into 2010's Insidious. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can...

The Lost Boys elevator pitch: The murder capital of the world. Wearing sunglasses at night. Little sisters crying. Headbanging to saxophone solos. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victim Jill as they head to the pier, talk about comic books, and review 80's teen horror classic Lost Boys. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at...

This year we've been watching horror movies every day as part of 31 Days of Halloween and want to share our thoughts on how it's going with all of you! Topics Discussed: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our...

The Halloween elevator pitch: Questionable patient care. Podcasters with no morals (not us!). Battles 40 years in the making. The luckiest baby in the world. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victims Taylor and John as they fortify the podcast studio and review 2018's most anticipated horror film Halloween. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can...

The Apostle elevator pitch: "Purification" devices. Welsh islands. Dan Stevens crushing as usual. Peculiar agricultural practices. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they look for their kidnapped Unsuspecting Victim and discuss the Wicker Man inspired Netflix film Apostle. As we mention in the episode, our frequent Unsuspecting Victim Tom is currently in the hospital for a serious medical issue. He has a GoFundMe if you'd like to help out and anything would be appreciated. We figure it's the...

The Queen of the Damned elevator pitch: Nu-metal vampires. Blurry fight scenes. Aaliyah as an ancient Egyptian immortal. Jonathan Davis as a ticket scalper. Join Texas Podcast Massacre on Monday as they bite into the film and Why I Hate This Album on Tuesday as they skewer the nu-metal vampire soundtrack of 2002's Queen of the Damned. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting...

The Mandy elevator pitch: Film so grainy you can cut it with a chainsaw. Hippy cults in 1983. Some insane drugs. CHEDDAR GOBLINS! Join the Texas Podcast Massacre commune as they discuss Nic Cage's horror history and review the visual feast that is 2018's Mandy. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us...

The Slice elevator pitch: Ghost and human relationship dynamics. Framed werewolves. Delivery driver drug meetups. Everyone agrees that they hate witches. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre delivery crew and Unsuspecting Victim and pizza connoisseur Amanda as they dig into 2018's instant cult classic Slice. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the final episode of the season 1 entitled Romans and discuss: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...

The Predator elevator pitch: Lots of DNA talk. Kids who say 'Assburgers'. More gauntlets than any movie ever. Every character gets 5 minutes of stand-up material. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and mercenary Anthony as they take on a spaceship full of one-liners in 2018's The Predator. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the ninth episode of the show entitled Henry Deaver and discuss: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...

The Nun elevator pitch: French people in Romania. An ominous castle. Following every sound ever no matter what. Making nuns even creepier than before. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew with Nate and Unsuspecting Victim Tom on location in Vatican City to talk recent Catholic documentary (mostly) film The Nun. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the eighth episode of the show entitled Past Perfect and discuss: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...

Upgrade elevator pitch: Literal 'hand' guns. Awkward billionaires. Printing pizzas. Ninja moves (but not really a ninja). Login with the Texas Podcast Massacre coders and Unsuspecting Victim Matt as they hack around the edges of 2018 sci-fi/horror instant classic Upgrade. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com,...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the seventh episode of the show entitled The Queen and discuss: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...

The Party Bus to Hell elevator pitch: Blood cults in the desert. Machete-wielding Tara Reid. Questionable driving techniques. Too much nipple play. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and Unsuspecting Victim Ben as they get on the podcast bus to debate spontaneous Burning Man trips and review the cult classic Party Bus to Hell. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the sixth episode of the show entitled Filter and discuss: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Elevator Pitch: Poorly constructed greenhouses. Nannies without references. Inconvenient asthma attacks. One of the best punches in cinema history. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they bring in three Unsuspecting Victims with different levels of motherhood to get freaked out by the 1992 film The Hand That Rocks the Cradle. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the fifth episode of the show entitled Harvest and discuss: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...