Texas Podcast Massacre

The Predator elevator pitch: Lots of DNA talk. Kids who say 'Assburgers'. More gauntlets than any movie ever. Every character gets 5 minutes of stand-up material. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and mercenary Anthony as they take on a spaceship full of one-liners in 2018's The Predator. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the ninth episode of the show entitled Henry Deaver and discuss: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...

The Nun elevator pitch: French people in Romania. An ominous castle. Following every sound ever no matter what. Making nuns even creepier than before. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew with Nate and Unsuspecting Victim Tom on location in Vatican City to talk recent Catholic documentary (mostly) film The Nun. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the eighth episode of the show entitled Past Perfect and discuss: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...

Upgrade elevator pitch: Literal 'hand' guns. Awkward billionaires. Printing pizzas. Ninja moves (but not really a ninja). Login with the Texas Podcast Massacre coders and Unsuspecting Victim Matt as they hack around the edges of 2018 sci-fi/horror instant classic Upgrade. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com,...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the seventh episode of the show entitled The Queen and discuss: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...

The Party Bus to Hell elevator pitch: Blood cults in the desert. Machete-wielding Tara Reid. Questionable driving techniques. Too much nipple play. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and Unsuspecting Victim Ben as they get on the podcast bus to debate spontaneous Burning Man trips and review the cult classic Party Bus to Hell. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the sixth episode of the show entitled Filter and discuss: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Elevator Pitch: Poorly constructed greenhouses. Nannies without references. Inconvenient asthma attacks. One of the best punches in cinema history. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they bring in three Unsuspecting Victims with different levels of motherhood to get freaked out by the 1992 film The Hand That Rocks the Cradle. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the fifth episode of the show entitled Harvest and discuss: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...

The Birdemic Shock and Terror Elevator Pitch: Yoko Ono website plugs. Some of the worst CGI on earth. A Silicon Valley dream. Implausible Victoria Secret cover girls. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and our returning ornithologist Taylor as they try to drink themselves into understanding the 2010 cult classic film Birdemic Shock and Terror. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the fourth episode of the show entitled The Box and discuss: Bill Skarsgård continuing his reign of creepiness on the show Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at...

The Birds Elevator Pitch: Very dedicated practical jokes. One of the worst parties ever. Convenient ornithologists. A LOT OF BIRD PUNS! Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and resident ornithologist Taylor as they fly right into an owl-out debate on bird motives and review the egg-scelent 1963 Hitchcock classic The Birds. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the first three episodes of the show and discuss: Bill Skarsgård is in this show Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us...

Unfriended: Dark Web Elevator Pitch: Some dark home videos. A literal swatting team. Clicking questionable links. Probably the worst game night ever. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they assemble for game night, debate what the best alternate ending is, and review the recent 2018 film Unfriended: Dark Web. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can...

This past Friday the 13th Shudder hosted an event so fantastic we had to talk about it - The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs! Topics Discussed: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our IMDB page. Please rate...

The Endless Elevator Pitch: Crazy rope games. Thriving local breweries. Brothers pissing each other off. Some pretty important rocks. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they keep going in circles debating and discussing, debating and discussing the mind-bending 2018 film The Endless. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at...

The Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Elevator Pitch: Spoiler alert: Jason's not dead. Dumb dumbs are killed. Young Tommy's cabin... and TWINS. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew in their secluded podcast cabin as they debate the merits of Jason's horror franchise reign and review Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can...

The First Purge elevator pitch: Literal political hit jobs. Baby masks that make you squirm. A murderer named Skeletor. Equilibrium-level gun battles. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they debate the Fourth of July horror film America needs and review the recently released The First Purge. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at...

The They Live elevator pitch: Some very tucked-in flannel. Magic wrist watches. Intense subliminal messaging. Roddy Piper shirtless. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and special guest, Kevin Castle, as they debate the best horror villain/wrestler tag teams and review the cult classic They Live. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at...