Texas Podcast Massacre

The Mom and Dad elevator pitch: Saws that go through everything. Running over your Mom in slow-motion. Novel uses for car keys. The Hokey Pokey. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they discuss how this movie is Mitch and Lisa's worst nightmare and dive right into full Cage Rage with 2018's Mom and Dad. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect...

The Dream Warriors elevator pitch: Nuns who don't know biology, the super power of speaking once, very flexible tendons and some small switchblades. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre crew and Unsuspecting Victim Linda as they debate the best dream powers and take the fight to Freddy in 1987's Dream Warriors. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with...

Tiny death scenes. Structurally sound tree houses. Some bad cake. Rolling heads. Join the TPM crew as they dissect how Mitch conjured laughter in the whole theater and what the hell happened in the just released film 'Hereditary'. Show Segments: Texas Podcast Massacre is labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram or watch us on...

Join the TPM crew as they discuss the horror movies and shows that'll turn up the heat on your summer. No movie review this week - but we have a game, trivia and more! Show Segments: Texas Podcast Massacre is labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram or watch us on YouTube. You can find our podcast on Spotify, iTunes, Stitcher, Google...

Uncaring doctors. Elaborate traps. So many keys. The movie that launched 1000 escape rooms. Join the TPM crew as they pitch their escape scenarios for the next Jigsaw movie and discuss the twists, turns and influence of James Wan's 2004 classic 'Saw'. Show Segments: Texas Podcast Massacre is labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram or...

Bad breakups. Worse blind dates. Hypnotist doctors. Irresistible brownies. Join the TPM crew as they answer the call to pitch what cheap horror films they would write and direct. Then they review upcoming micro-budget horror/comedy 'The God Inside My Ear' from director Joe Badon. Show Segments: Texas Podcast Massacre is labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook,...

Promposals. Slapping of students. Rigged elections. Awkward puberty conversations. Join the TPM crew as they invite unsuspecting victims Jill and Leanna to their podcast prom to discuss harsh parenting and some needlessly cruel pranks in 1976's Stephen King classic 'Carrie'. Show Segments: Texas Podcast Massacre is labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see...

Rural Indiana. Conveniently blocked roads. Fast (falling off) feet. Some 'roided up beavers. Join the TPM crew as they bring unsuspecting victim Taylor to the secluded podcast cabin to debate the scariest zombie critter and review the dam outrageous horror/comedy film 'Zombeavers'. Show Segments: Texas Podcast Massacre is labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook,...

Terrible peek-a-boo games. The creepiest twins imaginable. One kickass goat. Join the TPM crew as they are outcast to a rural podcast studio where they and unsuspecting victim Tom pick which animals they would possess and review 2016's fantastic New England folktale 'The Witch'. Show Segments: Texas Podcast Massacre is labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or...

Russian mobsters. Extended stripping scenes. A sheriff with no sensitivity training. Interesting family dinners. Join the TPM crew as they run into Mike Wright of the Fantasy Footballers while escaping to Mexico. On the way they fantasy draft horror villains and review 2013's low-budget slasher 'Exit to Hell'. Show Segments: Texas Podcast Massacre is labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us...

Questionable demon rules. Crazy Willem Dafoe smiles. Spring break gone bad. Join the TPM crew this Friday the 13th as they travel down to Mexico with unsuspecting victims Kirti and Matt to play a game of truth or dare and review new Blumhouse release 'Truth or Dare'. Show Segments: Texas Podcast Massacre is labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on...

Signs, signs, a everywhere signs. Jim has looked better. Sand stores are making a killing. A Quiet Place is about a family that must live in total silence after and alien invasion. Despite strict security measures the family has to fight for their lives against beings that hunt for prey using only sound. Watch John Krasinki (The Office) direct and star with his wife Emily Blunt in this box office hit. Join the TPM crew as they quietly whisper a debate question to newcomer Kendall and...

Making out with wolf heads. Coffee mug bongs. Inappropriate betting pools. Mermen. Cabin in the Woods follows five teenagers as they take an innocent trip to a remote cabin on a college break. At the same time, they are being monitored by some sort of organization that is trying to manipulate their behavior for mysterious motives. The brain child of Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon, this meta horror movie breathed fresh life into the horror genre at the time and remains an instant classic...

For-profit healthcare. Lax background checks. iPhone video filters. Shady shivs. Steven Soderbergh's 'Unsane' is his first foray into horror films and he debuts with a (camera flash) bang. Made for only a little over $1 million, Soderbergh makes a big movie with a little camera by letting actress Claire Foy (The Crown) take over the film with a varied and tense performance. The acting shines in the film and the story is engaging and doesn't let up. Join the TPM crew as we debate the...

Worst marines ever. A character named 'Books'. Nazi space scientists. Leprechaun gonorrhea. Whenever a horror franchise runs out of ideas you might as well send the villain to space. The one thing going for the Leprechaun franchise is that it is the Neil Armstrong of going to space where Friday the 13th is the Buzz Aldrin. Leprechaun 4 continues the series with a straight-to-VHS entry that inexplicably sends Warwick Davis to space for reasons. With this stellar representation of Irish...

Mobile homes. Questionable parenting. American trucks. Maskwork. 'The Strangers: Prey at Night' is the sequel to 2008's 'The Strangers' which featured Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman. Loosely tied to the original, the three masked killers are now tormenting a family who is staying in an abandoned mobile home park on their way to their daughter's boarding school. If you're looking for more story, there's not much more than that - other than the killers toy with the family for unknown...

Ill-advised hypnosis. Casual racism. Overt racism. T-S-motherfucking-A. 2017's Get Out is one of most refreshing horror movies in years. Nodding to horror's past while moving the genre forward, aping iconic films but setting trends in its own right and finally getting the Academy to nominate a horror movie for Best Picture - Get Out is truly an instant classic. Starting a huge run for horror releases in 2017, Get Out released in February with moderate fanfare and turned into one of the...

Shitty teens. Shitty dumpster diving. Shitty chinese demons. Shitty time travel. 2017's Wish Upon is the ultimate in mediocre teen horror films. The movie tries to build upon the foundation of better teen horror classics like The Craft and the Final Destination franchise but it's wish never quite gets fulfilled. Not even former teen icon Ryan Philippe can make you stop wishing for your time back on this one. Join the TPM crew as they wish for 90 minutes of their lives back and try to...

The Texas Podcast Massacre crew goes over the horror news you need to know from the past week, play some games and give streaming recommendations that you should be watching. Topics Discussed for 02/20/2018 Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us as longtime horror fans. If you love horror too you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook or watch us on YouTube. You can find our podcast on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play,...

Sketchy waste disposal practices. Rapid evolution. Gross Johns. Extremely overt messaging. The Suckling is an extremely low-budget creature feature from 1990. Now available on Amazon Prime Video, this film redefines the term 'pro-life' and makes one wonder why this movie was allowed to be given birth. Join the TPM crew as they enter the shady, back-alley podcast studio to discuss the premature birth of 1990's terrible horror flick 'The Suckling'. Show Segments: Texas Podcast Massacre...