Texas Podcast Massacre

The Pumpkinhead elevator pitch: Children in burlap bags. The most dirt per capita in the world. Hill witches. Murder coverups. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and winter squash enthusiast Bill as they head into the country to ride dirtbikes and review 80's cult classic Pumpkinhead. Show Segments: Connect with us: Please take this survey and we'll use the results in our 2018 End of the Year episodes! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror...

Happy 2019 from us here at Texas Podcast Massacre! Ring in the New Year with the hosts to go over their favorite films from 2018 and reveal the fan vote for which movie is reviewed in 2019! Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, email us at...

Happy Holidays from us here at Texas Podcast Massacre! What better way to ring in the New Year than As a belated Christmas gift for y'all the TPM crew got together to play some games and air some grievances. Stay tuned for Part 2 next week! Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...

The Haunting of Hill House elevator pitch: A horror series with actual character development. Ghosts. More ghosts. Ladies with necks that are not straight. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they celebrate Christmas with a family so dysfunctional that yours might seem normal with Netflix's fantastic series Haunting of Hill House. Show Segments: Connect with us: Please take this survey and we'll use the results in our 2018 End of the Year episodes! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love...

The Pooka elevator pitch: Christmas tree assault. This winter's hottest child's toy. Mascot costumes.Red eyes that will linger in your mind for days. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as we debate which children's toy would fit in a horror film and review the third episode of Hulu's Into The Dark series with Christmas-themed Pooka. Show Segments: Connect with us: Please take this survey and we'll use the results in our 2018 End of the Year episodes! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love...

The Home Alone elevator pitch: Negligent parents. Pissing cousins. Wet Bandits. A criminal child left to his own devices. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as we find a truly disturbing horror film hiding inside Christmas classic Home Alone. Show Segments: Connect with us: Please take this survey and we'll use the results in our 2018 End of the Year episodes! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you...

The American Psycho elevator pitch: Business card pissing contests. Restaurant reservation pissing contests. Murdering homeless people. Huey Lewis and the News. Join Texas Podcast Massacre crew as they debate 80's songs to commit murders to and make their reservation to review user-requested American Psycho. Show Segments: Connect with us: Don't forget to take our End of the Year survey! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or...

We can't stop talking about The Wailing so enjoy a Korean-alcohol fueled bonus episode! Extra Topics Discussed: SojuJapanese crow demon mythology30-Day Blood Cleanse Connect with us: Please take this survey and we'll use the results in our 2018 End of the Year episodes! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...

The Wailing elevator pitch: Shady Shaman rituals. A little daughter that would be at home on Jerry Springer. Allegories on top of allegories. The creepiest Japanese man in history. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Asian Correspondent Matt as they recover from Thanksgiving by heading to Korea, drink local Soju liquor and review 2016 horror film The Wailing. Show Segments: Connect with us: Please take this survey and we'll use the results in our 2018 End of the Year episodes! Texas Podcast...

The Ice Cream Man elevator pitch: Kid bikes with rockets on them. Clint Howard in an insane asylum. Time to Michael down your Vincents. Eyeball sundaes. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victim Taylor as they start drinking for Thanksgiving a bit early and give a frosty reception to terrible 1995 slasher Ice Cream Man. Show Segments: Connect with us: Please take this survey and we'll use the results in our 2018 End of the Year episodes! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of...

The Overlord elevator pitch: Baseball-loving French kids. Metal Gear Solid WW2. Crazy serums. Euron Greyjoy as a Nazi. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they go behind enemy lines to yet again takedown Nazis, debate a new enemy for this film and review the J.J. Abrams-produced new release Overlord. Show Segments: Connect with us: Please take this survey and we'll use the results in our 2018 End of the Year episodes! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If...

The Insidious elevator pitch: Neglected middle children. Off-brand Poltergeist psychics. Astral projections. Creepy kid drawings that explain EVERYTHING. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victim Drew from the Drew Yari Podcast as they debate ghost musical choices and dig "further' into 2010's Insidious. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can...

The Lost Boys elevator pitch: The murder capital of the world. Wearing sunglasses at night. Little sisters crying. Headbanging to saxophone solos. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victim Jill as they head to the pier, talk about comic books, and review 80's teen horror classic Lost Boys. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at...

This year we've been watching horror movies every day as part of 31 Days of Halloween and want to share our thoughts on how it's going with all of you! Topics Discussed: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube or catch our...

The Halloween elevator pitch: Questionable patient care. Podcasters with no morals (not us!). Battles 40 years in the making. The luckiest baby in the world. Join Texas Podcast Massacre and Unsuspecting Victims Taylor and John as they fortify the podcast studio and review 2018's most anticipated horror film Halloween. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can...

The Apostle elevator pitch: "Purification" devices. Welsh islands. Dan Stevens crushing as usual. Peculiar agricultural practices. Join Texas Podcast Massacre as they look for their kidnapped Unsuspecting Victim and discuss the Wicker Man inspired Netflix film Apostle. As we mention in the episode, our frequent Unsuspecting Victim Tom is currently in the hospital for a serious medical issue. He has a GoFundMe if you'd like to help out and anything would be appreciated. We figure it's the...

The Queen of the Damned elevator pitch: Nu-metal vampires. Blurry fight scenes. Aaliyah as an ancient Egyptian immortal. Jonathan Davis as a ticket scalper. Join Texas Podcast Massacre on Monday as they bite into the film and Why I Hate This Album on Tuesday as they skewer the nu-metal vampire soundtrack of 2002's Queen of the Damned. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting...

The Mandy elevator pitch: Film so grainy you can cut it with a chainsaw. Hippy cults in 1983. Some insane drugs. CHEDDAR GOBLINS! Join the Texas Podcast Massacre commune as they discuss Nic Cage's horror history and review the visual feast that is 2018's Mandy. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us...

The Slice elevator pitch: Ghost and human relationship dynamics. Framed werewolves. Delivery driver drug meetups. Everyone agrees that they hate witches. Join the Texas Podcast Massacre delivery crew and Unsuspecting Victim and pizza connoisseur Amanda as they dig into 2018's instant cult classic Slice. Show Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us...

Welcome to the Castle Rock! In this weekly bonus mini-series, the Texas Podcast Massacre crew discuss and review the Stephen King-inspired Hulu series Castle Rock. This week, we dig into the final episode of the season 1 entitled Romans and discuss: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on...