Texas Podcast Massacre

This week we review Jordan Peele's latest Nope with Unsuspecting Victim Anthony! We debate what type of Vampire/Football movie Peele should do next, Fry's gets a lot of free advertisement, and end up disagreeing on how good this movie was. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at...

For Week 4 of SummerStab the wrestling and 80s horror aficionado Kevin Castle returns! We review Oregon horror classic Just Before Dawn, discuss how Tara Reid is the new George Kennedy, and explain how they DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE WARNINGS! Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at...

Week 3 of SummerStab continues with yet another sequel, the Ryan Reynolds action movie berth in Blade Trinity featuring Triple H. We debate when vampires became less scary, talk about Jessica Biel's arms, and bust out our favorite Blade quotes. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at...

Week 2 of SummerStab continues with recent release The Black Phone. We debate the best masks in horror, pick which type of ghost kid we would be, and welcome first time guest Ben to our secluded, soundproof podcast studio. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our...

This week we're bringing back SummerStab 2022 with the double governor action-horror classic Predator! We debate which horror villain should face off against the Predator, give Ts & Ps to Lisa who is out sick, and get too hyped for Hulu's Prey coming out next month. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us...

This week Mitch is forced to watch one of his least favorite movies of all time, Hansel & Gretel from 2020. We debate the best fairytales to turn into horror films, Mitch has multiple rants, and discuss the practicalities of cooking children. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at...

This week we review listener request Slither from 2006! We debate Starship Trooper bugs vs. Slither slugs, learn about Mitch's crush on 2000s Elizabeth Banks, and gush over creature makeup. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch...

Re-release of episode 170! This week we invite back TPM All-Star Kevin Castle to review the classic Shudder film The Hills Have Eyes. We debate if the tire from Rubber would be a good addition to the film, discuss Centrum Silver way too much, and gush over a very good dog. Segments: Connect with us: Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. If you love horror films or are even an Unsuspecting Victim, you can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet...

This week we watched I Saw The Devil which somehow was picked by Lisa. We debate Human Centipede vs. Feast, talk cat and mouse games, and discuss some of the most irresponsible secret agenting of all time. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on...

It's episode 250 and we finally get to Mitch's all-time favorite movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space. We debut the parody track 'Clown These Klowns', welcome Taylor back with some incredible trivia, and everyone apologizes to Lisa. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at...

This week we watched The Northman from everyone's favorite director Robert Eggers. We debate other classic tales that Eggers should adapt, critique the posture of Alexander Skarsgard, and talk Valkyrie braces. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on...

The Final week of Guiller-May del Toro features the Spanish Civil War fantasy Pan's Labyrinth from 2006. We debate the best Guillermo del Toro monsters, wish Doug Jones a happy birthday, and learn about the Spanish Civil War. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see...

Week 3 of Guiller-May del Toro continues with The Orphanage from 2007! We talk about our most anticipated movies of 2022, discuss the recent release The Sickness, and frustrate Lisa with yet again more children in peril. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our...

Week two of Guiller-May del Toro features the classic sequel Blade II from 2003. We debate comics turned into horror films, Lisa can't think of one nice thing to say, and Mitch calls all Greeks 'Papadopolous'. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on...

We kick of Guiller-May del Toro month with Mother's Day approved Mama from 2013! We debate the Murderverse, get a controversial review, and Mitch talks about parenthood. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on...

Happy Halfway to Halloween! This week we get into some great listener voicemails and talk about the horror movies coming up for the rest of this year. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and...

Join us and gourmet guest Taylor as we dissect the movie of the week Fresh from Hulu. We debate the best movie cannibals, confuse Sebastian Stan with his character, and Mitch gets the role of a lifetime. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on...

Easter gets celebrated early with listener request GingerDeadMan 2: Passion of the Crust! We debate the best puppets to defeat a possessed cookie, literally read from the film's script, and Nate gets the nickname 'Nathan Nightmare'. Link to the screenplay: https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/s3-euw1-ap-pe-ws4-cws-documents.ri-prod/9781138908819/THE_GINGERDEAD_MAN_2_Shooting_Script.pdf Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling...

This week we celebrate the prankiest of holidays with the original April Fool's Day from 1986. We debate lesser holidays that need a horror movie, what level of pranks we could handle, and reminisce when cassette tapes with babies crying were still a thing. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at...

Nate may have left Texas, but horror is here to stay with new release X from Ti West! This week we debate the best dual roles in film, Lisa cracks some solid jokes, and we discuss geriatric sex far too much. Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on...