The Trigger Happy Podcast™

With the second season nearing it's end, we needed to kick it up a notch, and i'd say this week we did just that. Join us as we tackle such topics as musical shopping accompaniment, religious Viking ratchet trap music, the massive importance of having some Fuck You, a quick threesome of fart stories, and at long last, the D.C. DRUG STORY! This is a great one, THPussies. Farticles! Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at...

Welcome back! Spring has sprung, Erika had a birthday, and THP is back, covering such topics as what part of your body to use if your hand-eye-coordination goes haywire, why restaurant managers should be able to berate children, how to know if you've let yourself go (you lazy piece of shit), and Evan gets real about books and covers. NICE SIGNAL! Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at thetriggerhappypodcast@gmail.com To learn more...

You made it 3 weeks with no THP, but we're here now (with the help of a Chinese child) to get you through your week and catch you up on some BIG HAPS! In addition, we cover such important topics as how to scam your foreign ass into the country, the proper ply to ensure dry wipes, the proper ways to approach someone who's car you want to pretend belongs to you, and a PSA to help keep your internal organs in your body and off of the black market. Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your...

Hiya, and happy new episode day! This week on THP, we address Erika's Advil addiction, give our thoughts on Atlanta, give advice on when and where to fart, how to be a bad listener, and several ways to be a bad wife using just your tiddies! Tune in! Go check out this week's shout out, Red Dog Farm! Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at thetriggerhappypodcast@gmail.com Intro: Hippie Sabotage - Your Soul Outro: Yuri Wong - I'm A Dude

Welcome, friends! Bend over and say "ahh", as we serve you up a brand new THP. This episode tackles such topics as how to be a fitness idiot over 60, guidelines on performing a proper hit and run, why Disney will crumble to ashes, and a self-awareness friend check. Bonus, Erika cries at a story about a dog. Again. Sponsoring two episodes in a row, thanks, Dye Pretty Salon! Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at...

A little diarrhea never stopped anyone from making a podcast! Welcome back! This episode of THP covers our struggles with getting fit, a tip for eye contact with a wall-eyed person, just how tall a building should be for you to kill yourself, and a bitchy new female trend sweeping social circles. Cum along with us! Thanks to this episode's sponsor, Dye Pretty Salon Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at...

The ice knocked out our power! We're late, but we're here with episode 13, where we discuss just why comic book nerds smell like onions, Planet Fitness' overweight trainers, Room Raiders, and what license plate to pick when you plan on having your car repossessed. Boss Up in 2019! Thank you to this episode's sponsor, Earth's Edge Tattoo and Piercing Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at thetriggerhappypodcast@gmail.com Intro:...

Happy New Year! For those of you who weren't killed by drunk drivers, or in jail for being the drunk driver, WELCOME TO 2019!! Ring in the new year with us as we recap Christmas, compare Walmart parents vs Target parents, dating in 2018, arguing with feminists on Facebook, and doing charitable things anonymously. It's a thing. Take a moment to look at this week's foundation - http://www.silvermuzzlecottage.com - it's about dogs!! Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to...

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Let THP usher in Christmas by discussing the best goddamn nose picking female driver in Chapel Hill, NC, just how great Mariah sounds in a 1998 Chrysler Sebring convertible, using rape culture to justify abusing your sugar daddy, and EXPOSING A MAJOR TELEVISION SHOW. You heard it here first, Feliz Navidickheads! Instead of an episode sponsor this week, please take a minute to check out https://hilarityforcharity.org/ , theyr'e doing great things!...

Guess who's back with some shit to talk, yall. Loads of tasty goodies in this newest episode of THP, including examples of who not to be at Apple, at a hibachi restaurant, at a gas station, and as a roommate. Learn the repercussions of sharing dildos and fleshlights. And best of all, a BRAND NEW SHITUATION by our friend Bryant York. Start your week off right! No thanks to our anti-sponsor DeDona Tint & Sound! Eat an ass! Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to...

Love/Hate relationships with houses, chores, decorating. The most convincing ways to die. Convicts telling you you're fat. Not eating any pizza for 2 years. What scares you? We cover these and many more topics on this week's episode of THP. Enjoy, fuckers. Thanks to our sponsor Earth's Edge Tattoo! Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at thetriggerhappypodcast@gmail.com Intro: Hippie Sabotage - Your Soul Outro: Chuki - Nacho

We did it. We went full retard. Let Fergie spell it out for you. This week's episode tackles such topics as which pronunciation of primavera makes you a douchebag, a sexy black beer ad, sluts taking birth control, the difference between dirty and messy, and getting fucked by a cactus. That's right. Welcome to THP. Thanks to our sponsor Dye Pretty! Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at thetriggerhappypodcast@gmail.com Intro: Hippie...

Happy Monday, er... Tuesday. Whoops. Important questions are asked this week! Is global warming throwing off your holiday vibe? If you're not rubbing one out or washing your feet in the shower, are you using your mind to invent new things? Have you looked at #vegancats on Instagram? Are you using the Me Too movement to its full potential? Is Flint, Michigan ever going to get it's shit together? FIND OUT THIS WEEK ON THP! Thanks to our sponsor Smoke Rings! Want to be a guest? Want us to...

Happy Sunday, THPeckerheads! We went off the rails a tad this week. Join us on our regretful trip to the local flea market, commentary on cheap meals for fat Americans, another rant about vegans, and a helpful checklist to see if you've moved past your coolest years. A special thanks to YOU, our listeners. Our army is growing, and it's blowing our minds. Thank you for the support! Tell your friends! Let's make a cult! Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck...

WE WILL REBUILD! We're back post move and Florence to help you through the week ahead. In episode 5 we discuss such pressing matters as shooting guns at hurricanes, not returning phone calls and what kind of person that makes you, bathroom OSHA standards, Erika's fetish for criminals, as well as attempt to uncover the mystery of the mover poo. Thanks to our sponsor Davis Moss Lawn Care Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at...

In Episode 3 of THP, we rant about our current events, shit on social media overshares, give some cooking recipes for Draino, and clarify Goodwill's policy for donating your unwanted baby. Thanks to our sponsor Winston Salem Pet Assistant Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at thetriggerhappypodcast@gmail.com Intro: Hippie Sabotage - Your Soul Outro: ZwiReK - Deva

Episode 3 of THP took a more positive turn, going off script to talk about why you should love and be good to yourself, question everything, and think your own thoughts. Don't worry, though. There's a dick and balls story, too. C'mon, it's us. Thanks to our sponsor Justin Hicks Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at thetriggerhappypodcast@gmail.com Intro: Hippie Sabotage - Your Soul Outro: The Geek x VRV - Chinese Morning

We knocked off the rust last episode, so we're back in the groove in season 2 episode 2! Join us as we try to make sense of such topics as human qualifications, butthole rice, the letter V, and JUST JEANS. This is a good one. Thanks to our sponsor Dye Pretty Salon Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at thetriggerhappypodcast@gmail.com Intro: Hippie Sabotage - Your Soul Outro: Flamingosis - Flight Fantastic

WE'RE BACK! Season 2 kicks off with a catch up of our summer nonsense, shitting in pools, the full moon, a fun game you can play while peeing, and some sluts who stole a car. Thanks to our sponsor Earth's Edge Tattoo Want to be a guest? Want us to feature your music? Want to tell us to fuck ourselves? Contact us at thetriggerhappypodcast@gmail.com Intro: Hippie Sabotage - Your Soul Outro: Nextro - Buddaham

SEASON 1 FINALE! Thank you all so much for sticking with us for 20 episodes so far. In the season 1 closer, THP ponders on such topics as lunchbox smuggling, slut habit, The Accordion Kid, urinal dicks, and Judge Judy. We appreciate you all so much, and will be back soon with a brand new season of THP! Contact us at thetriggerhappypodcast@gmail.com Intro/outro music by Hippie Sabotage