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Episode 20 - The Race Is Green

Salute to the patriots! Pat & Drew are back for another week to give you that full blown patriotic bullshit. The race is green. The most pro black president says these black pastors. Drew has some opinions. We are completely exhausted with trump. Kindness is the only way to make actual change. Pat picked up Drew at the train station. Newark is depressing not a happy fun place. All privilege is is having enough money around you to have a safety net We sound like socialists! If money was...


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Patriots need vacations too.


Episode 19 - White People Ruin Everything

Salute to the patriots! The boys welcome you this week again from Drew’s house at 7:30am on a Saturday for another lecture on that All-American Bullshit. Funny? yes. Insightful? Yes. Ignorant? Most definitely. Let’s have more American fun than a kiddie pool full of Budweiser and women in too small bikinis with diabetes. Get me another cake pop! Here’s your breakdown: Teen Titans Go!: A meta film for an exhausted superhero landscape. Kids cartoons aren’t as fucked up as they used to be The...


Episode 18 - SEO For Cult Leaders

Salute to the patriots! Welcome back to the Liberty Lounge for an episode mainly focused around Pat and Drew listening to the podcast “Gateway” and talking about how much they hate Teal Swan. It’s a full on American conversation with your boys actually feeling, for real, pretty patriotic. Here’s this episode’s breakdown: Kids do really weird shit People are getting cooler even in the face of the bullshit in America Pat gives a free ad to Headspace in a discussion about meditation....


Episode 17 - Farting Into A Microphone; Directed By Boots Riley

Salute to the patriots! This week we come to (semi) live from Pat’s house. His daughter refused to be watched so she is home during the recording. She occasionally interjects. Here’s this week’s patriotism, in summary: Parenting is hard. How do “Super Parents” do it??? How can you pay college tuition on retirement money? NJ is too fucking expensive. We compare the cost of apartments in NJ to other places in America. Why do we still live here again? Life is all about focus and patience...


Epsiode 16 - Unintentional Racism

Salute to the patriots! Pat and Drew are back for another week in the Liberty Lounge talking that American bullshit and the week in American follies. Here’s your weekly breakdown: Everyday is trump’s birthday party on the TV when they are nicey nice to him. Pat and Drew talk about Drew’s problems fully opening in a romantic relationship and the throes of complete life change he is now facing. The patriots are both overly emotional grown men. Pat tries to encourage Drew to not be as closed...


Episode 15 - Take Me In, Oh, Tender Woman

Salute to the patriots! Pat and Drew are delivering you the final of this week’s three episodes with a traditional Liberty Lounge America-fuck-yeah session with your favorite patriotic duo! Important note: between this episode being recorded and released we have learned that “The Snake” is actually an Al Green song. This makes it even more strange. Here’s this week’s breakdown: Lebron James, and really, who cares? Podcasts are interesting only if the content is interesting. We shout out...


Episode 15.2 - (Not) Celebrating The 4th Of July

It's the 4th of July. We decided to spend the day with our friends Nick & Sam Pultz at their house. We start off watching the live stream of the woman who climbed on the Statue of Liberty to protest ICE and get into how we feel about American culture. Let's celebrate our freedom by feeling free to examine ourselves.


Episode 15.1 - Drew Literally May Sleep No More

In episode 13 Pat talked about his experience at Sleep No More. He eventually convinced Drew to go with him after telling him there were titties involved. This podcast is the telling of their experiences... which were polar opposite. Drew called this show the Craziest White People Shit in the History of America Ever! As it turns out, he was right.


Episode 14 - Therapy

Salute to the patriots! Or maybe this week we should say hello world. This week Pat and Drew take a break from discussing politics and all things frustrating in America to get real with each other, and themselves, about their own issues with how they interact with the world. Against the backdrop of a new report from the World Health Organization citing "Gaming Addiction" as a mental health disorder we talk about how this addiction translates to technology and social media. We openly...


Episode 13 - The Craziest White People Shit In The History Of America Ever!

Salute to the patriots! Pat and Drew are back in the Liberty Lounge talking some real American bullshit with our friend Kelley Kemp (@Warlock.ED on instagram) from the Podcast and Chill Show! Here’s your weekly breakdown: Tekashi69 rap beef and the sad reality of the possible outcomes of young rappers acting the way they do (recorded before the fatal shooting of XXXtentacion. RIP.) OF COURSE we talk about Kanye in light of the release of Nasir. This was recorded literally hours before the...


Episode 12 - The Ye & Cudi Of Podcasting

Salute to the patriots! Your boys are back talking that patriotic af bullshit from the Liberty Lounge! Drew brought through his new lady friend La’Nese Wright so of course we made her pick up the mic and participate. If you’re in the room while the patriots get patriotic you best be participating. The boys talk a lot about Kanye (obviously, do we even need to say that talk about Kanye anymore?) They discuss how they both listen to music by becoming obsessed with an artist and consuming...


BONUS: Waiting For Kids See Ghosts

Pat recorded this episode while he was waiting for the live stream of Kids See Ghosts to start. He got pretty frustrated with the whole thing. But in the end we all learn a valuable lesson in patience when it's all worth it in the end. DISCLAIMER: This podcast was recorded and then uploaded immediately. It was not edited to make it flow smoothly. Imagine you're with me and we're talking about waiting for this fucking to start and you'll enjoy it.


BONUS - The Most Patriotic Crossover In The History Of Philadelphia Ever!

***This podcast originally aired on the Podcast and Chill feed as Episode 35 - Back in My Day. Pat and Drew headed to Rec Philly to meet with the young lords in Podcast and Chill and talk that truly patriotic shit. The young lords are quite a bit younger than the patriots so the patriots take the opportunity to teach the youth a thing or two they won't learn in school (probably because its strictly based in opinion and not on actual fact... but that's the most patriotic shit a person can...


Episode 11 - The Most Patriotic Field Trip In The History Of America Ever!

Salute to the patriots! This week we record from Pat’s car and the city of Brotherly Love for the Most Patriotic Field Trip in the History of America Ever! The patriots are joined by their friend Phil Caruso for a field trip to Philadelphia for an on location podcast and appearance on the Podcast and Chill Show! The boys embark on this journey with a joyful spirit in their hearts and an overambitious agenda that proved completely undoable (see: Pat’s narration), but fun was had and that...


Episode 10 - The Least Consenting Diaper Change In The History Of America Ever!

Salute to the patriots! Your boys are back again from the Liberty Lounge talking that truly American shit. Here’s your episode run down: Pusha T’s “Daytona” is the perfect album and the impending Kanye flood is shaping up to be the flood that makes George Bush care about black people Drew talks about finally exposing his parents to his stand up career and they talk about that magical moment when something you are pursuing really becomes your life. This leads into a discussion of how...


Episode 9 - The Most Disgusting Litter Box In The History Of America Ever!

Salute to the patriots! This week Pat and Drew record from Pat's childhood home and the boys get patriotic as fuck. Here's your breakdown of this week's epiode: They talk about how podcasting is the new DIY music scene. A lot about is discussed about podcasting in the most meta conversation in the history of America ever! We talk about the woman who took a shit in Tim Horton’s. She threw her shit. It was wild. We talk about the debate this week between what word is worse “cracker” or “the...


Episode 8 - The Most Hoe Culture Podcast In The History Of America Ever!

Salute to the patriots! Your boys are back for another week of discussing American bullshit. What a time to be alive. On this weeks journey they discuss Pat crossing the finishing line of his Kanye journey despite his alt-right yapping. They talk about the beauty and true innovation of his music (he's shut up since that TMZ debacle so it felt right this week. Too bad he’s still an irresponsible public figure and uneducated on politics to a dangerous degree). Pat discusses his need to go...


Episode 7 - The Most Cisracial Podcast In The History Of America Ever!

Salute to the real patriots out there! Your boys are back this week in the Liberty Lounge to bring you another week of HOT TAKES on current events and culture. On this week's episode Drew shows Pat the Childish Gambino "This is America" for the first time and they discuss why conforming to norms is pretty fucking lame. You know we talk about Kanye since we haven't gotten our say in yet - we discuss the fallacy and inherent hypocritical nature of "free thought" and how people use it to make...


Episode 6 - The Most Whoopdidi Scoop Poopest Podcast In The History Of America Ever!

Good morning patriots! This week we come to you from Tannery Studios with our first (and, you already know, Most Patriotic) guest Dave Patino! Dave opens up his studio to your favorite patriots for an evening of lecture and social commentary. The boys offer Dave an unpaid job as the permanent engineer of the podcast and discuss Kanye West's new songs and continued alt-right, unhinged bullshit (this was recorded BEFORE Kanye went into TMZ and said slavery was a choice... yo Ye, SLOW DOWN!...