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Season Four Episode Nine: Crooks And Liars

Join the Humorless Trio and their special guest Karoli as they try to sort through the massive amount of news that was dumped on all of us last week. pro hac vic


Season Four Episode Eight: High Cohens and Misdemeanors

Listen to Elizabeth and Kevin spend forever and a day arguing about the Motion to Dismiss hearing in Paul Manafort’s East Virginia District Court because they both are nerds with different views of the law. Bianca had the day off otherwise we wouldn’t be so boring. Elizabeth still would have used those bad voices. Season Four Episode Eight High Cohens and Misdemenaors


Season Four Episode 7: Giuliani Your Way to Court

The Humorless Trio are extra ranty this week, including an extended rant on how best to kill the Republican Party. Topics nominally include the White House Correspondents Dinner, the Mueller Questions (which weren’t really Mueller’s questions), Cheato’s doctor gets goon squaded, and Giuliani’s meltdown! Campaign Spotlight:


Season Four Episode Six: Strike While Downtown Phoenix Is Hot

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Season Four Episode Four: Anniversary Spectacular!

As promised, here is our special guest star superhero dude I bribed with $80 scotch to come on Jon Ralston @ralstonreports and the anniversary show! A whole week early even! This was done in a hotel room so the sound isn’t that great except for Jon because duh. Also, one day! ONE DAY, Elizabeth @ahumorlessfem will remember to say Nevada right. That day was not April 6th. Where to send...


Season Four Episode Five: Not For the Birds

The Humorless Trio start talking about the tsunami of news that hit us. Elizabeth (@ahumorlessfem) is disgusting as normal, Kevin (@newcoolhandle) expresses his love for his bestie Bianca (@bravenakblog) and Melissa (@birdgirl1001) kept us on track. Topics: 1. Cohen The Raided, 2. Testimony before Congress, 3. Ryan The Cowardly Speaker, 4. Comey the Fucking Traitor, 5.Melissa’s New Book, 5. Linda Jack for Florida House 36, 6. MasterTweets Theatre, 7. Bianca’s AWESOME...


Season Four Episode Three: The Storm That Wasn’t

Humorless Trio indulge in their favorite pastime of Bernie Bashing for his decision and twitter gossip to start with. Then they talk about the Storm that wasn’t and Bianca shows her surprising knowledge of Cheato’s NDAs. They end the show by having a serious discussion on the issue of double standards for women in public. Meet up on April 7th! Be there or be a retancular thing! 5-7 PM since Kevin and Elizabeth are going to go watch cortortions at 8 PM. Campaign spotlight:...


Season Four Episode Two: Bolting for the Exit

The Humorless Trio start with the Senate polling numbers, make fun of Heller and McSally while insulting a branch of the US military. Then they jump right into the Illinois primary results including the disappointing loss of Marie Newman. After that they go over the federal nonsense going on with the omnibudget bill and the fact we are all going to die by the appointment of John Bolton. We also found out that Bianca, a Black woman, is apparently a white supremanist as part of our Twitter...


Season Four Episode One: But His Voicemails

The Humorless Trio started their latest season with a roar as they have Lisa Talmadge @lisatalmadge on for the first time. They start with the latest review on iTunes, then the latest massive flip, Bianca and Elizabeth’s attempts to sign up as the new Press flackies of Cheato’s White House, Lisa’s book and the Clintons’ LGBT outreach, yet more lawsuits by Bill Moran with bonus end content, and all of the other nonsense that has happened in the past two weeks! Lisa’s Patreon:...


Season Three Episode Thirteen: A Grate Donna in the House

Despite the annoying play on her name that Elizabeth (@ahumorlessfem) insisted on using, Donna Gratehouse (@donnadiva) joined the Humorless Duo in the season ender where they discuss everything from Arizona Politics to More Arizona Politics (CD08 Primary) to Sanders Lawbreaking (again) to What Fresh Nonsense are Republicans inflicting on us now? Campaign spotlight: Who got the not even coveted Humorless Rants actual endorsement…because puppies. Sorry...


Season Three Episode Twelve: Cornicopia of Nonsense

After a jampacked week of news, the Humorless Ranters tried to cram everything that happened since the LAST time they met up less than a week before. From making fun of the Sanders offsprings attempts to cash in on the family name to the endless saga of #TrumpRussia (#SandersRussia?), poetry, the latest flip and retirement, Republican felonious behavior without involving Russia (for once), Dana Loesch getting her ass handed to her, gun restrictions, campaign spotlight, and MasterTweets...


Season Three Supplemental: It was Mueller Time!

Mueller shocked all of us with his surprise indictments of 13 Russians and a guilty plea. Join the Humorless Trio as they try to sort through this wonderful surprise.


Season Three Episode Eleven: The Kids Are Going to Save Us Idiot Adults

Join Kevin and Elizabeth as they discuss the sad news of yet another school mass shooting and the fact the surviving kids are not having this nonsense anymore. Then they talk about yet more #TrumpRussia, this time the connection to the NRA. Then they talk about mapping PA. They make fun of Glenn Greenwald over his crankiness about Micah Lee. And finally they talk about the Republican wipeout in #GoodforFlorida’s newly won seat. Campaign spotlight:


Season Three Episode Ten: Your Maps Are Bad And You Should Feel Bad

The Dynamic Trio come back to talk about the douchiness of Pennsylvania Republicans, TrumpRussia, Milo’s shenanigans in court, TWO campaign spotlights, and of course the awesome win in Missouri! We also mock Glenn Greenwald again because he makes it really really easy. Campaign Spotlights:


Season Three Episode Nine: McCarthyism Truthers

This week’s episode is notable in how little Elizabeth (@ahumorlessfem) remembers recording it. Nothing like a sinus infection from hell to knock you on your ass. The duo discuss McCarthyism, Russia, Glenn Greenwald’s obsession with never being wrong no matter how ridiculous he looks, and a bunch of other things. Also, Kevin was suspended on his old account. Showing he learned nothing, his new account is @newcoolhandle. No campaign spotlight this week-we forgot to include it. As always,...


Season Three Episode Eight: Righteous Fury of Lawsuits

Join the Humorless Duo now Trio with Bianca @bravenakblog. They start with Hot Man on Man action but become very responsible by discussing the shutdown (with Elizabeth @ahumorlessfem being way more bloodthirsty then normal), Chelsea Manning’s habit of partying with Nazis, Women’s Marching with field reports, and then the seemingly endless series of lawsuits for the Middle Aged Turks. Campaign Spotlight: Sorry about the static on Elizabeth’s voice. She is...


Season Three Episode Seven: Crossbows of Justice

Join this week’s Humorless Duo as they ramble about nothing involving politics for way too long then they start talking about Presidential affairs, House transcripts, turnout for voters and presidential buttloads. We also really mock both Glenn Greenwald and Chelsea Manning. Tweets Articles: Congressional candidate: Campaign...


Season Three Episode Six: Queen Bravanak’s State Visit

Join the Humorless Duo as they talk to their visiting guest, the Queen of Twitter, Bravanak the Brave about the year long events that took place over three days. Campaign Spotlight:


Season Three Episode Five: MasterTweets Theatre

The Humorless Duo is back to ramble their way through the new Fire and Fury book, the New York Times’ Michael Schmidt trying to rehabilitate himself, Sessions’ decision to go after weed users, and the first of a series-MasterTweets Theatre with Kevin. And we cover the very nice Sarah Coats as our first Campaign Spotlight of the year:


Season Three Episode Four: New Year’s Eve, Now On New Year’s Day!

The Humorless Duo come back for their New Year’s Eve episode by releasing it one day late on New Year’s Day. First they make fun of Walter, I mean Walter McSticklebee, I mean Walker Bragman then go over the edits that Simon and Schuster did on Milo Yiannopoulos’s book and end the episode with a detailed discussion of the current polling for generic Democrats. Spoiler, it is looking really good. And Kevin says he thinks Harry Enten is cute. A lot. And someone did a song about it:...


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