Okay, baloney is gross. (To me at least.) But it is even more disgusting when people are fed baloney from those in power, and told it is pizza. No! This is not pizza! This is baloney! And pizza can have pineapple on it! Wait, some people do not know the difference between baloney and pizza? Well then, come inside and I will show you.
Like all standard forms of edumacation, we should define our terms right off the bat to prevent any confusion. But, this is me we are talking about, so prepare for epic confuzzlement! But seriously, what is science?