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The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.

The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.
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The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. New episodes every other Monday.

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@HORSE_hoops

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Episodes

Ep. 34: Godzilla Got Busy

10/14/2019
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Full Court Press: Shaq and Dame Exchange Diss Tracks 3-on-3: The 3 Best and 3 Worst NBA Comic Book Crossovers That Actually Happened: Michael Jordan Wore #12 for One Game Because His Jersey Was Stolen And Also: Serial Diss Tracks, Comicbook.com Needs Wix, LeBron’s Butt Looks Bad, B.O.B.C.A.T.S., Google Maps Transit Hour, 13,000 EEE Sneakers, Mike Needs Pillowcases, Florida Man Stole the Jersey, Number 50 LeRoy McKnight Sponsors Wix: Go to horsehoops.com/wix to set up your website and...

Duration:00:54:14

Ep. 33: Get in the Weight Room (with Jody Avirgan and Jordan Ligons)

9/30/2019
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Full Court Press: The Ringer’s Jordan Ligons on the WNBA Playoffs That Actually Happened: ESPN 30 For 30’s Jody Avirgan on Audio Documentaries, Ultimate Frisbee, and More And Also: Where Does the Head End and the Hair Begin?, SportsCenter Top 10 on My Resume, I Know No One Listens, Refer-Me, International Ultimate Conflict Resolution, Our Dream 30-for-30s Guests Jordan Ligons is a fact checker and writer at The Ringer. Find her on Twitter @_jordanligons Jody Avirgan is the host and...

Duration:01:03:00

Ep. 32: Air Bud: Zam-Bone-I

9/16/2019
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Ep. 32: Air Bud: Zam-Bone-I Full Court Press: USA Flops at the FIBA World Cup and the NBA Bans Ninja-Style Headbands That Actually Happened: Air Bud Isn’t Actually Good at Basketball 3-on-3: Gregg Popovich’s 3 Best Sideline Interviews and 3 Best Post-Game Interviews And Also: Ninjas Are Athletes, Eric Will Fight Amir, I’m Glad You Said Cancer, 13th Player/1st Dog, Paul McCartney Hollywood, My Favorite Show Is The Big Bang Theory Multitude Take the survey at...

Duration:00:54:23

Ep. 31: Half of One of the Guys (with Amir Blumenfeld)

9/2/2019
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Full Court Press: Diana Taurasi Live and Shaq and Kobe’s Beef Reignited 3-on-3: Shaq’s 3 Best Other Jobs and His 3 Best Moments from MTV Cribs That Actually Happened: Amir Blumenfeld Has Earned His Laker Fandom And Also: Boob Passwords, Safe Surfin’, AUNTIE Anne’s, 960 Hours of Fitness, NEXT, Math Break, the NBA Prefects Bathroom, Amir Will Fight Eric Guest Amir Blumenfeld is the co-founder of the Headgum podcast network and the host of Buckets! Join the MultiCrew Get access to...

Duration:00:57:24

Ep. 30: Say No to White Samurais

8/19/2019
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Full Court Press: Brittney Griner and More Suspended for a WNBA Brawl That Actually Happened: Michael Jordan Was Nearly Seriously Injured by a Samurai at An Evangelical Prison Show 3-on-3: The 3 Most Ridiculous Premises and Quotes from ESPN’s SportsScience And Also: Human Cutting Boards, Thanks Toxic Masculinity, Peer Pressure Is Bad, Jayson Tatum Is My New D&D Character, Snakes Are Kinda Slow, DaVinci: Very Old Join the MultiCrew Get access to our new show Head Heart Gut and more! Go...

Duration:00:47:03

Ep. 29: Ca$hed Out

8/5/2019
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Full Court Press: The WNBA All-Star Weekend was HYPE 3-on-3 Draft: The Best NBA Folk Heroes That Actually Happened: Hal Lublin Made It Through The Process And Also: SLOOT, Scallengers, Howard Dean, The NBA Easter Bunny, Bump & Thump, The Man in Mike’s Shoes Join the MultiCrew Get access to our new show Head Heart Gut and more! Go to multicrew.club for more information and sign up today. Sponsor Shaker & Spoon: Head to shakerandspoon.com/horse for $20 off your first box. Find Us...

Duration:00:59:03

Ep. 28: Optimize for Dunks

7/22/2019
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Full Court Press: Russell Westbrook Was Traded for Chris Paul and A Bunch of Future Picks 3-on-3: The Three Best and Worst NBA Players Turned Rappers That Actually Happened: SlamBall Was a Real Sport (and Still Is?) And Also: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSE, NBA Jam 2020 iPhone Exclusive, Anthony Davis Is Uncomfortable, The Hurricane Factor, Feat. Eagle, Eric Has Definitely Seen Soul Plane, The Slamball Arc of One Tree Hill, Join the MultiCrew Get access to our new show Head Heart Gut and...

Duration:00:55:07

Ep. 27: Steve Ballmer Mains Pikachu

7/8/2019
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Full Court Press: The First Day of Free Agency Was a FRENZY 3-on-3: The Wildest Pitches That Made Players Stay and The Worst Pitches That Kept Players Away That Actually Happened: The Clippers Held DeAndre Jordan Hostage So He Wouldn’t Join the Mavs And Also: Multitude x Kevin Durant, THEEE JUMP, Woj Pronounces His Name Wrong, Rich Men Mowing Lawns, The New Ford Griffin, JPEG Emojis, Austin Rivers Is Bad at Tweeting Sponsor Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab...

Duration:00:55:47

Ep. 26: The MenBA (with Melissa Anelli)

6/24/2019
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Full Court Press: Anthony Davis Got Traded to the Lakers For A LOT of Stuff 3 on 3 Draft: The Three Best Diana Taurasi Trash Talk Moments That Actually Happened: Melissa Anelli Got Into Basketball This Season And also: The San Antonio Alamos, Six Feet and Ten Inches of Chicken, Diana Taurasi: Action Movie Villain, Bear Knuckle Boxing, That Time Melissa Took Down Zach Lowe, Crying Is Good, DunKon Guest Melissa Anelli is the CEO of Mischief Management, the team behind LeakyCon,...

Duration:00:56:37

Ep. 25: Joke Man Gets Paid

6/10/2019
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Full Court Press: Kyle Lowry Got Pushed by a Warriors Minority Owner, Paul Pierce Really Pooped Himself and Kawhi’s Bizarre College Trash Talk That Actually Happened: The Weirdest Ways NBA Players Are Told They’ve Been Traded 3 on 3: The Three Best HEB Commercials and the Three Best Foot Locker Commercials That Don’t Feature the Spurs And also: Google “Paul Pierce Poop Wheelchair,” Kawhi’s Tinder, Stealing From the NBA Office, Howard Edward Butt’s Pork Butt, Multitude Is the Joakimiest...

Duration:00:50:14

Ep. 24: Sports Are Stupid (with Zack Meisel and Andrew Lopez)

5/27/2019
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Full Court Press: The Pelicans Got the First Pick (and Probably Zion Williamson) 3 on 3 Draft: The Three Best Onion Sports Headlines That Actually Happened: JR Smith Threw Soup at an Assistant Coach and Wild Cleveland Championship Celebrations And also: Trajan Langdon, Manager General of the Pelicans Realm, Big Boy Spikes, Sweaty Boy Gang, Expensive Maraschino Cherries, JR Smith Body Shirts, Drinking Cleveland Dry Guests Zack Meisel is a senior writer at the Athletic. Check him out on...

Duration:00:53:10

Ep. 23: Glacier Freeze & Cascade Crash

5/13/2019
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Full Court Press: Eric Is Mad About the Celtics and Tyronn Lue’s Lakers Birthday Cake 3 on 3: The Three Best and Worst Disney Channel Original Movies That Involve Basketball That Actually Happened: Klay Thompson Was Interviewed On Local News About Scaffolding And also: Chang Chang, Changity Change-a-bop, Boys… They’re Dogs, The All-Perfect People Team, Rocco Prefers Grass, If My Feet Get Funky, I Can’t Get Dunky Live Shows We’re performing in Nashville (PodX, June 1-2), NYC (June 21)...

Duration:00:56:47

Ep. 22: Dame Judi Dench Time

4/29/2019
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Full Court Press: Who To Root For In the 2nd Round of the Playoffs That Actually Happened: Did Aaron Carter Actually Beat Shaq? 3 on 3: The Three Funniest and Three Pettiest NBA Press Conferences And also: A Series of Grumpy Men, This Week On Serial, Making Fun of Aaron Carter to His Face, Mike’s Shower Press Conference, Properly Mixing Shaq’s Voice Live Shows We’re performing in Nashville (PodX, June 1-2), NYC (June 21) and Boston (October 10)! Head to...

Duration:00:54:03

Ep. 21: Cool Cthulhu (with Andrew Lopez)

4/15/2019
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Full Court Press: The Last Day of the Season Was Bonkers 3 on 3 Draft: The Three Best and Three Worst Facial Hair in NBA History That Actually Happened: A Beat Reporter Talks All Things Basketball in New Orleans And also: You Don’t Have to Tweet, Birdman & Goldblum, CoolMensHair.com, Menchies, Give Donuts a New Home, Beez, BEES, Bees? Guest Andrew Lopez is New Orleans Pelicans beat writer for The Times-Picayune. Check out his amazing twitter at...

Duration:00:58:18

Ep. 20: The Danish Horse

4/1/2019
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Full Horse Press: Three Pieces of Horse Racing News Win Place Show: The Three Best and Three Worst Names for Horses That Actually Horsed: The Tale of Two Heroic Horses And also: It’s April First, The Regents Exam, Wingdings Rappers, Horse Names and AIM Screen Names, Busta Rhymes, Halloween 8, Quicksand, Nothing Is Funny About Horses, My Poster of a Busty Lady Is Neighing Sponsor With MyBookie, you play, you win, you get paid! Deposit with MyBookie today with promo code HORSE for a 50%...

Duration:00:47:23

Ep. 19: Sunny and I Like It (with Jeffrey Cranor)

3/18/2019
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Full Court Press: Jazz Fan Harasses Russell Westbrook, Jazz Kicks Out Fan That Actually Happened: The 14-Team Trade to Fix NBA Team Names 3 on 3 Draft: The Best Ejections from NBA Games And also: Blocking on Podcasts, The Fingerless Glove, The Avocado Capital of Canada, "Thanks, Dad, For The Political Joke", Masculine Touching, Tim Duncan Is A Big Nerd Guest Jeffrey Cranor is the co-writer of Welcome to Night Vale and Within the Wires, and the co-host of the new podcast Start With...

Duration:00:58:48

Ep. 18: Gorillas. Thumbs. (Live From Listen Up Portland)

3/4/2019
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Full Court Press: The NBA Dunk Contest and Mike’s Experience at the Blazers Game That Actually Happened: Eddie the Dunking, Autofellating Otter At Oregon Zoo Dies At 21 3 on 3: Three Best Tweets from the Blazers Twitter Account and Three Best Bill Walton Quotes And also: John Collins Doesn’t Have Good Friends, Otter Performance Reviews, Creative Masturbation, Oregon Zoo After Dark, Boris Diaw: Vitruvian Man, Eric’s Birthday Gift to Mike Sponsors Raise money for charity every time you...

Duration:00:48:59

Ep. 17: Always Be Ninjago

2/18/2019
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Full Court Press: The Televised NBA All Star Draft 3 on 3: Three Best and Three Worst Parts of Kurtis Blow’s “Basketball” Music Video That Actually Happened: LINSANITY And also: Giannis the Sweet Boy, Four to Six Feet, Dunking Is Very Fun, Freddy the Terrible Chicken, Ride Him Like Secretariat, Slippery Hands Jones, The Song Exploder Sponsor Tavour is the best way to get beers from around the world. Download the app and get $10 credit after your first purchase of $25 or more when you...

Duration:00:59:59

Ep. 16: The Legend of Lobster Bisque

2/4/2019
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Full Court Press: The All Star Draft, the LeBron/AD Conspiracy, Kristaps Is Gone That Actually Happened: The Space Jam Website Is Still On the Internet 3 on 3: Three Best and Three Worst Jersey Sponsors And also: JAMTOWN, Math Is Ruining Anthony Davis, Mike’s Stages of Grief, Make Your Own Tin Foil Hat, The Most Oberlin Man Alive, Foghorn Leghorn on the Subway, Soulja Game Boy, Grandma’s Nut Factory, Raven-Symoné, ZATARAIN'S, CNSDRTNS Kristaps Porzingis Emergency OT:...

Duration:00:59:58

Ep. 15: Gary Payton, For Trenta!

1/21/2019
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Full Court Press: Kyrie Irving Calls LeBron, LeBron Is At Dinner 3 on 3: Three Best Short Players Who Can Dunk & Three Best Tall Players Who Can Dunk Without Jumping That Actually Happened: How Clay Bennett Stole the Seattle Supersonics And also: LeBron Olive Garden, Don’t Pick Up the Phone For Cassandra, DONKEY, Eric’s Fan Fic Corner, The Monster That Powers Oklahoma City, G. Jeffrey Records Jr, Sue Bird Lane PORTLAND LIVE SHOW, February 14-17:...

Duration:00:57:41