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Live from the Middle Urinal is hosted by three childhood friends who talk about whatever is on their minds. It's toilet talk. Prepare your ears and don't forget to flush.

Live from the Middle Urinal is hosted by three childhood friends who talk about whatever is on their minds. It's toilet talk. Prepare your ears and don't forget to flush.
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United States

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Live from the Middle Urinal is hosted by three childhood friends who talk about whatever is on their minds. It's toilet talk. Prepare your ears and don't forget to flush.

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English

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209-874-6251


Episodes

Episode 138: Rex Grossman Was The Original RG3

8/14/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about how weird the Jets are as a team (0:00), celebrities sell their houses for millions and millions of dollars! (12:00), is Dak Prescott an idiot? Might be! Zeke is still holding out (18:00), remember when Joe Flacco got $100M? Well, now Michael Thomas got $100M. Progress! (22:00), is Roger Goodell an asshole? Yes. Is he good at his job? Also yes. (28:00), Antonio Brown might be a crazy person (35:00), Gronk is a certified Hall of Famer and...

Duration:01:47:17

Episode 137: Iron Mike Anderson Has Never Had A Losing Season

8/6/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Baker Mayfield chugging beers (0:00), who’s better, the Steelers or the Browns breakdown (13:00), Did Le’Veon Bell make the right decision and Zeke Elliott threatens to sit out this season (25:00), the Cowboys are worth $5 BILLION legal US tender my word (35:00), is player-team loyalty even a thing anymore? (40:00), the Mets!!! #LFGM!!!! (55:11), the level of commitment being a baseball fan takes (1:10:00), and can any teams still rest on...

Duration:01:37:29

Episode 136: This One’s On God

7/30/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob and Phil to talk the possible Sopranos reboot and how the new 007 is a lady and we don’t know how to feel about it (6:00), their general thoughts on cults; hint: they are bad (11:00), the lady whole stole food from Sonic after claiming, “This one’s on God” (19:00), which A-list celebrity would be the best UFC fighter (24:00), the dude who found a baby in his mom’s freezer (35:00), the worst places to propose to a girl (44:00), and Ezekiel Elliot holding...

Duration:01:18:23

Episode 135: Your Grandma Makes Pizza?

7/23/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about when the lights go out at the gym (0:00), why should we believe car alarms and fire alarms, they’re all liars! (7:00), you should have to pass a test to be a parent (14:30), Ed Sheeren 100% has "f u money" (19:00), LSU spent how much money on its new locker room??? and is Coach O just Farmer Fran? (24:00), and Jon Jones is arrested again, time to give up on him (29:00). Then they call Phil to talk about The Sopranos and putting pineapple on...

Duration:01:20:07

Episode 134: Don’t Gummy Worm Your Way Through Life

7/17/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about Apple’s scams with iPhone and the thrill of running on low battery (2:40), ordering food in large groups (11:00), why are we making Bagel Boss guy famous and we phone a friend who met him (20:30), the Area 51 raid gets 1 million signatures and the memes have been fantastic (34:20), is it emasculating to wear another man’s jersey? Yeah, well what about a women’s jersey? (43:45), the Emmys snub Richard Madden and somehow nominate Game of...

Duration:02:27:07

Episode 133: You’re Gettin’ Mouse Trapped

7/9/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about drinking past age 25 (0:00), the Home Run Derby (4:00), Justin Verlander calling MLB “a fucking joke” for not admitting to juiced balls (12:00), the Sox and the Yankees (20:00), and what the hell is happening this season in MLB (36:00). Is licking ice cream a felony? Hard to say (42:00). Is Aaron Rodgers a dick or a douche? (52:00), and was Russell Wilson a virgin? Is Tebow? What’s even real anymore? (56:00). Then, how much money per month...

Duration:01:12:32

Episode 132: Who Wants Some Dawgs?

7/2/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Phil to talk about the *slow* South (0:00), hittin’ horns (5:30), golfing, beach towns, and is Phil retired? (9:30). Bro, Takeru Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut are gonna eat so many dogs bro also please sponsor us Pepto Bismol (16:00), your Top 4s for the Fourth and don’t be that guy please (25:00). MLB has an all-star game and the home run derby is coming and so is a 500-foot home run (40:00), and the USWNT is winning the World Cup obviously (57:00). Also, the...

Duration:02:09:38

Episode 131: Secure the Bag

6/18/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Kawhi Leonard vs. Kevin Durant (0:00), the national media vs. the local media for sports (9:00), league expansions and what to do when your team moves (16:00), the Raptors winning the NBA Finals, AD goes to the Lakers, Kyrie is on the move, and how the NBA gets shaken up this summer (24:00), LaMelo Ball commits to play in the NBL after RJ Hampton and what it means for the NBA (38:00), improving the pay in minor league systems (42:00), Nick...

Duration:02:43:28

Episode 130: Is Steve Nash a Super Star?

6/11/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk the NBA Finals, including Kevin Durant getting injured (4:00), Kawhi managing his own minutes (10:00), should the NBA add 3 guys to every roster? (14:00), is this NBA Finals less exciting? (20:00), our actual thoughts on Kyle Lowry (23:00), Serge Ibaka and Pascal Siakam’s roles (26:00), can the Warriors can win this thing (34:00), Raptors success with Nick Nurse and Kawhi (30:00), the 50-40-90 club and if Steve Nash is a superstar (41:00), the 3000...

Duration:01:13:14

Episode 129: Would You Sell Your Soul to the Devil?

6/4/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about keeping up with their parents (2:15); the Yankees and the Red Sox (9:35); weird internet news including Jeopardy James losing, kissing frogs for half a million, college kids hitting it rich, and racist referees (22:45); and wrap it up with a deep hypothetical (48:15). Then, Justin joins the show to talk about all the antics with Drake, Kawhi, and the NBA Finals (1:00:25); what to watch on TV now that Game of Thrones is over (1:30:25); and to...

Duration:02:54:18

Episode 128: Rob’s Brain Melted

5/22/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about Aaron Rodger’s Game of Thrones fandom (0:00), the Packers draft and was Mike McCarthy holding them back all this time? (6:00), Daniel Jones is literally Eli Manning and the Mets and Jets are still dumpster fires (14:00), Brooks Koepka is a machine (22:00), and to answer some hypotheticals including questions about texts from exes, stupidity, regrets, and such (33:15). Then, Rob’s brain melted (42:00). Then Phil joins the show for an all-out...

Duration:02:00:23

Episode 127: Ever Do a Chilly Willy?

5/14/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about hot sauce and poor eating habits (0:00), snorting vodka (9:20), the NBA playoffs and if the Raptors or the Bucks are for real, what’s inevitably going to happen in the WCF, KD’s future as a Warrior, Terry Rozier’s comments on television, and what they hope happens in the Draft Lottery (12:40). They close it out by talking about this week’s episode of Game of Thrones, S8E5, “The Bells” (1:01:25). Text us your hypotheticals 24/7 at...

Duration:01:30:09

Episode 126: You’re Gonna Make Me Puke

5/9/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about Tiger Woods getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom, why presidents can’t put necklaces on without twisting them, and JFK (2:00); the weird ways people choose to dress and act at the gymnasium (23:15); if this season of Game of Thrones has been underwhelming, why Jon couldn’t give Ghost a snoot boop, and what might happen in the final two episodes (50:30); and to answer some disgusting listener hypotheticals, including talk of drinking...

Duration:01:47:59

Episode 125: I Love You 3000

4/30/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the NBA playoffs, their wrongness about the Nuggets, this matchup between the Warriors and Rockets, how good Dame Lillard is, if the Celtics will beat the Bucks (0:00), and their thoughts on the NFL Draft (57:00). Then, Phil comes on to talk about all the things they liked and disliked about S8E3 of Game of Thrones, and their predictions for the final 3 episodes (1:11:20), and their thoughts on Avengers: Endgame and the culmination of this...

Duration:02:28:08

Episode 124: But What If I’m On Sale?

4/23/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about James Holzhauer’s ridiculous Jeopardy run (0:00), the NBA playoffs so far, if the Celtics can beat the Bucks, and how the Nets have blown this series against Philly (6:00), if the Islanders could win the Stanley Cup (38:00), what they expect from the Jets and Pats in the upcoming NFL Draft (45:00), Game of Thrones S8E2 (55:30), and answer some listener hypotheticals (1:10:00). Text us your hypotheticals 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review,...

Duration:01:24:30

Episode 123: Tiger is Back!

4/16/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about Tiger Woods winning the Masters (3:15), the athletes with the best names and nicknames in sports (14:40), and the wild start to the NBA playoffs, whether or not the Nets can really beat the 76ers, why they don’t believe in Denver, and why Russell Westbrook is bad for the Thunder (34:00). Then, Phil joined the show to talk about the Game of Thrones season 8 premiere (1:01:15), the Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker teaser trailer (1:16:20), their...

Duration:02:08:05

Episode 122: Dress Well, Test Well

4/9/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to talk about the final rounds of March Madness and UVA beating Texas Tech (0:00), the start of the NBA playoffs and if the Nets can make a run (29:00), if Antonio Brown is a douche and the Jets new jerseys (52:00), if Tiger can win the Masters (1:01:00), and the premiere of the final season of Game of Thrones (1:06:00). Then Rob joined the show to talk about Chris Davis not being able to hit a baseball (1:17:00), and to answer some listener hypotheticals...

Duration:01:56:39

Episode 121: No Days Off

4/3/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to recap the latest from March Madness, including Duke being upset by Michigan State, Auburn and Texas Tech making their first Final Four appearances, if Virginia has what it takes to go from a first-round exit to national champs, and more. Then, they chat about the spreads and recap Dom’s astounding 9-3 record since the Sweet 16 (including a 7-1 start), and close out with a couple of listener hypotheticals. Text us your hypotheticals 24/7 at (209)-874-6251....

Duration:01:07:53

Episode 120: You Gotta Drink The Piss

3/26/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Dom to recap the first two rounds of March Madness, including Duke almost dropping one to UCF and how awesome gambling has made the tournament. Then, they run through the spreads for the Sweet Sixteen, after which Phil joins the show to talk this week’s internet news. They tackle Gronk and McGregor’s retirements, planes going to the wrong destination, and Robinhooding Google and Facebook, before closing out with a couple of listener hypotheticals. Text us your...

Duration:02:23:02

Episode 119: The Boss of Sauce

3/20/2019
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This week, Matt is joined by Rob to talk about the weird and disgusting human being that is Shane Dawson and his alleged feline coitus session. Then, they tackle the issue of anti-vaxxers and chat about the 24-year-old that decided to kill a mob boss, before closing it out by talking about Mike Trout’s historic contract, how to “fix” Major League Baseball, and answered some listener hypotheticals. Text us your hypotheticals 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a...

Duration:01:46:12