Loose Yarns

Idi Amin joins us for the loosest yarn to date. We uncover the shady depths of Adelaide that are only seen at 5am...and what's Chekov smirking about?

Sit back, crack open some Jungle Juice and listen to Mike Beanies explain why he has a copy of Dianetics in his freezer. Also we found the cure for an existential crisis.

There's something unspeakable going on over in that barn. Meanwhile, the gang talks about books, and Mike Beanies sets us straight on the science behind proton beams.

The footy is on! Mike Beanies reads us a brief history of the celebrity Australian republic, and the gang writes the new national anthem.

More and more American celebrities are talking about going into politics. What if the same thing happened in Australia? We've lost faith in our leaders and want people we trust to run things in the new republic. All hail President Bert Newton!

What what you do if you were conscripted to go to war? We can teach you how to avoid it. You'll need a koala and a good stabbing-arm. Protect yourself with knowledge!

Hey look we made a theme song