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Join us at the table as one overzealous Yank steers four sardonic Brits through a Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition campaign! ‍ Get ready for raw, unfiltered audio, seasoned with just a dash of commentary from the (often incredulous) DM. Dungeons will be delved! Snacks will be eaten! Off-colour jokes will be told! Sound like your thing? Then tune in for fun, frolics and felony each Friday!

Join us at the table as one overzealous Yank steers four sardonic Brits through a Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition campaign! ‍ Get ready for raw, unfiltered audio, seasoned with just a dash of commentary from the (often incredulous) DM. Dungeons will be delved! Snacks will be eaten! Off-colour jokes will be told! Sound like your thing? Then tune in for fun, frolics and felony each Friday!
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United Kingdom

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Join us at the table as one overzealous Yank steers four sardonic Brits through a Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition campaign! ‍ Get ready for raw, unfiltered audio, seasoned with just a dash of commentary from the (often incredulous) DM. Dungeons will be delved! Snacks will be eaten! Off-colour jokes will be told! Sound like your thing? Then tune in for fun, frolics and felony each Friday!

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@KevinTheDM

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English

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01638 750 247


Episodes

Session 25: Body Bag

4/19/2019
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Persico tries to get a rise out of Neo and Conall reveals his wife’s mob ties. On top of that, the party discovers a devious puppet-master is pulling the twisted strings of war. Oh, and it appears a trip to Mount Doom is on the cards.

Duration:02:02:14

Session 24: The Money Shot

4/12/2019
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Holy icosahedron, Batman! Evil twins attack! ZAP! Neo gets perforated! BAM! Helikaon turns out to be useful! KAPOW! Sothis blinks! POOF! Qadir goes down! DERP! Not to mention ALL THE DEATH SAVES. Only tune in if your nerves can stand it!

Duration:01:36:50

Session 23: For Whom the Spell Tolls

4/5/2019
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With typical crappy timing comes an unexpected betrayal. Just as Qadir is wondering who will make his sandwiches from now on, a soldier from the front brings Neo an urgent message that cannot be ignored. Yup, it’s time to get back on the wagon!

Duration:01:46:12

Session 22: Jewel in the Clown

3/29/2019
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Teodor gets tied up! Neo sees Everine’s butt! Qadir seethes with jealousy! A disease bomb could go off at any minute! And, now that the rot has set in, can gentle giant Kond save the day? Time is running out, but the final word belongs to Lady Luck alone.

Duration:01:23:08

Session 21: Rookie Monster

3/22/2019
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What goes up must come down. And that includes the ceiling. As if marauding swarms of infected zealots weren’t enough, Teodor has started acting really weird. Suspecting the worst (at least that’s her excuse), Sothis commands him to strip naked.

Duration:01:45:29

Session 20: Blight at the End of the Tunnel

3/15/2019
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Screaming shrooms and great balls of gas! It turns out there are never too many enemies pursuing you that you can’t stop to ransack a large cache. Oh, and look, Teodor has found something precious...

Duration:01:36:19

Session 19: Ire in the Hole

3/8/2019
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Yet again, our deluded party decides a jaunt down a smelly subterranean sinkhole sounds like a fine idea. Fish-men! Fungi! Basketballs! Will they ever escape? And where's that ominous red glow illuminating the tunnels coming from?

Duration:01:28:35

Session 18: Ballistic Thistle

3/1/2019
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Peering inside the impenetrable peak leaves our despairing party suspecting they’ve been duped. They head back to the ship and speed south to the city –only to find their worst fears realised. But what of Bluegrove? Has evil tainted even her sacred vines?

Duration:01:39:40

Session 17: Too Much To Swallow

2/22/2019
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After booking passage on Gryphon Air, Teodor arm-wrestles a stone giant and Qadir strokes the ego of towering ‘Icicle Knob’. Finally, in an effort to extract themselves from the sticky situation, our befuddled heroes send Thistle on a recon mission.

Duration:02:09:46

Session 16: Circle Jerk

2/15/2019
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Just as our heroes de-gizzard a lizard, Neo crashes to earth and promptly has a meltdown. Later, while everyone is licking their wounds, Conall extracts the stick from his butt and reveals his true identity. It’s not such a small world after all!

Duration:01:45:55

Rewind #1: Sessions 1-15

2/12/2019
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New to The Session Tapes? Haven't got 30 + hours to start at the beginning? Perhaps you need a recap because it's all been a bit mad. Here's a 20 min summary of sessions 1 - 15, so you can dive right in at session #16 or try and make sense of it all!

Duration:00:24:14

Session 15: Melancholic Chocaholic

2/8/2019
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Thistle gets prickly. Then there’s a goblin with a problem. Not to mention a quandary as big as a mountain (with giants on top). Thankfully, Teodor discovers an Agony Aunt who’s inclined to lend a hand. But first, she wants some head.

Duration:01:28:02

Session 14: No Harm, No Fowl

2/1/2019
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In an epic, petulant departure, the army goes one way, the three questees go all kinds of different ways, and the village people stay put. It’s the perfect episode for a giant chicken and for The Day of Plenty to run aground on an unconvincing rock. BWOK!

Duration:01:32:53

Session 13: Nymph-o'-pain-iac

1/25/2019
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Teodor dives into the depths of depravity whist a tight-lipped stranger leads our remaining heroes to a terrible tree offering a trio of deadly quests. Plus, a fanatical killer turns out to be ‘armless AND hot! Just goes to show, you shouldn’t judge.

Duration:01:34:11

Session 12: Obtuse Recluse

1/18/2019
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Hog-tying the host might not be neighbourly, but it does score our puzzled party some much-needed answers. With their adversary closer than they think, should they give battle, or turn tail and run? And whose idea was it to invite gung-ho grandpa?

Duration:01:16:48

Session 11: Pot Roast

1/11/2019
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After washing up on some distant shore, our soggy heroes stumble upon a beach party in full swing. Aloha! Okay, so the revellers aren’t especially welcoming, and the party games are a bit weird, but at least the food is fresh. You want fries with that?

Duration:01:33:56

Session 10: That Sinking Feeling

1/4/2019
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Battle and bravado on the high seas! Join us for swashbuckling escapades and crow’s nest capers! Gasp at daring duels and deadly derring-do! Alternatively, watch in bafflement as shit gets lit up and everyone chucks themselves overboard. Classic.

Duration:01:25:42

AlexQuest - U'z Da Boss?

12/28/2018
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It's a festive switcheroo as Alex takes the reins and Kevin slums it up on the other side of the DM screen! Join us as our players assume the roles of four U'zir.

Duration:02:50:35

Session 9: I Sea Dead People

12/21/2018
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War! What is it good for? Weird-ass pirates, apparently. Imagine it – you and your friends are off on a jolly adventure to locate an enigmatic tree-being, and an ill-tempered necromancer totally pees on your picnic. Jerk!

Duration:01:37:10

Session 8: General Knowledge

12/14/2018
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A party torn asunder; shenanigans down under; the consequence of plunder; a chilling houseguest blunder... an episode of WONDER! Or chunder. Because, when a halfling implodes in your kitchen, you never look at breakfast in quite the same way again.

Duration:01:23:27