We Got The Chocolates

Super Bowl, Kendrick, and Stinking Pink Up Lines! This week: 🏈 NFL & rap rankings – We attempt to understand both. 💘 Pick-up lines that won’t work (but are hilarious). 😬 Out of place moments – When have you felt like a total imposter? 🔍 Google Feud Revamp – Leigh still had to make up some answers. Hit play now for laughs, chaos, and trying to work out if there are own goals in basketball. What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard? Send it in! Need a Valentines gift for your significant other? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Laughs , chaos & questionable decisions! This week: robbedSporting IcksChoc RamblingsPunk Song or Quote? Also... announcement, we are running very low on the Chocs Navy Cord Hat…only telling you in case you think you might like one. Hit play now! 📢 Your turn – What’s your biggest sporting ick? Drop it in the comments or send us a voice note! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jana is with us this week… and she's not really impressed by Leigh's new proposal ideas! You do have to throw them out there though. What does the Australian Open have to do with Pasta Bake? Well that is covered this week as well as some of the strangest things children have said! Here’s what’s on the menu: Chocs in the Wild – a reverse 'how to' guide on being socially useful. Worst Proposal Ideas – are these really that bad? Getting the Chocs in the Classroom – We're basically teachers again. Funny things kids say – Having no filter is amazing. The Age Gauge – they can't be that old! We have a couple of special discounts because you are listening. Also, there aren't that many of the Chocs shirts left. Plenty of Hoodies obviously because it's scalding hot in Australia but the shirts are running low. Grab yours before they’re gone! Hit play and enjoy the ride! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve made some terrible choices this week… and you’ll hear all about them all if you listen right to the end! But don't worry, it’s not all bad – we’re also brainstorming baby nicknames for Maeve, dreaming up sponsorship deals, and testing our Google search knowledge. There's laughs, life updates and stories that will have you scratching your head. Here’s what’s on the menu: Nick-Namestorm for Baby Maeve – because every baby needs a top drawer nickname. Who Would You Rather Be Sponsored By – tough calls between Great People. Fines – a total amount that will shock you. Most Likely To... – calling out each other. Google Feud – seeing if we really know what people are searching for. We have a couple of special discounts because you are listening. Also, our Chocs Hoodies are getting some serious love lately – perfect for hiding your bad haircut decisions and staying cozy at the same time. Grab yours before they’re gone! Hit play and enjoy the ride! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to We Got The Chocolates – the podcast where we’re always on the hunt for laughs. It’s comedy meets social fails, which meets sports, which meets deckchair moments, and chats you’ll probably want to share with your mates (well, most of them). This week, there’s plenty happening. Here’s what’s on the menu: Leigh Can't Dance Social Sins & WinsCrowd CatchingBusiness ProposalFinish the Lyrics Packed with stories, banter, and questionable life advice, this episode delivers plenty. Plus, we’ve got special discounts and Chocs Gear updates –Getting very close to Winter in Australia and you know what that means? Hoodie weather. Hit play now to join the fun, and let’s get into it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Skin is a Dad. Not like how we went through that phase/ are still sometimes in that phase of calling Mickus Daddy, but he's an actual genuine Dad. We don't know if we asked any god questions about the whole experience sorry, we were all just really excited. Do not fear though! We really found our feet after this. A Choccie listener has Virat Kohli's next career moves sorted out. Dizzle (Leigh & Skin's mum) needs a name for Maeve to call her and it can't be Nanny, and Gode found the worst caddy in the world at a recent golf day! Some really good laughs in this one so we hope you enjoy it! Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed checking out recently. You can check them out here. We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. The Ringer tees from the 'Chocolate Range' have copped a hiding this week so please check them out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How have we gone the order here? This was based mostly off engagement and general vibe on the social cutdowns from these podcast moments. Well, that combined with the decibels of laughter that we recalled from when each moment occurred. Oh and we liked to use how much Skin enjoyed them as a great guideline for close judgement calls. With this flawless system adhered to, we now present you what we think are the Top 10 Moments from the We Got The Chocolates Podcast for the year 2024! We would love to hear your thoughts on the order. We would also love you to send Skin a message on his Instagram page congratulating him on being a Dad!! Probably send one to Eloise too. She did the hard work after all. Thank you so much for your support again! We try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed checking out recently. You can check them out here. We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. And it's just good gear. You get it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Make sure to hook yourself in for your next Mitchell check. Very important that you are all across that. We provide some unreal relationship advice. We were shocked we were asked for relationship advice… and we may never be again. Leigh heard a very strange sledge at the cricket. We practice our small talk under very tough conditions and pick the ASS squad. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have returned from Japan with plenty of stories regarding the calibre of toilets, vending machines and capsule hotels! We can give you plenty of Do's and Don'ts from our own travel experiences. Actually we certainly focus more on the Don'ts. We have a piece of advice for all journalists covering cricket this summer. There are more nicknames for mates and some of them are so specific they require a bit of back story! Here is how it went: Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed checking out recently. You can check them out here. Click the all important Jetstar link we mentioned at the end of the episode. And be sure to subscribe to the new podcast channel on YouTube! From the start of 2025 all of our full video podcasts will live over there, and the current YouTube channel will continue to host our ‘ Dad Jokes, Don’t Laugh’ and other challenge videos! We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. We got a compliment when wearing the crew jumper this week by a total stranger. That's how you know it's good don't you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Jana is ready and raring to confirm whether some of the 'Icks' Women have for Men, that we see on social media, are actually real. Fair to say that Leigh and Skin feel very targeted in this segment! Gode has some things he needs to get off his chest in a new small segment where he moans about things that annoy him. Oh he also wants it sponsored immediately. Leigh retells his and Mickus' flawless planning session from their golf day last week and we try get to the bottom of why Australians don't like the C word! Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed checking out recently. You can check them out here. Homework: We're going to Japan so wave if you see us there! We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. We got a compliment when wearing the crew jumper this week by a total stranger. That's how you know it's good don't you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There are songs but then there are also songs that have well and truly fallen off your radar but they still are class. That's what Mickus is looking for in his quest for the Ultimate Slapper. Leigh, Skin and Mickus all contributed deckchair moments to society last week, and Gode's reaction to each of them will absolutely not disappoint you. We get half a voice memo, a great Trivia game and a new Friend of the Show all within this episode. Oh and ChatGPT has written a diss track back at Gode! Here is what we covered: Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed checking out recently. You can check them out here. Give a sponsored video some love this week too please... it's not our fault as we all know. We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. You know how we say "That's Stumps" at the end of an episode? Well there is also a hat that says that and it is good! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is there a piece of celebrity drama that has hooked you in? We are coming clean on ours this week. Leigh has failed to impress Gode despite being on fire domestically across the weekend. Lyric Substitut-Skin got a revamp and it is back with a vengeance. The game also provides some real diamond and deckchair moments. We learn plenty of new terms in Fictionary but most importantly... create the greatest podcasting award ever known. Here is how it things went: Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed checking out recently. You can check them out here. Actually you would also be doing us a massive favour this week by checking out the McCain Pub Challenge video on YouTube too. We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. Very happy to ship it anywhere! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Leigh and Skin have had a classic carpooling blunder. When we say a classic blunder we think there is a really good chance no one has done this before. We have some cracking Listen to the Chocs including a Halloween story that is more bad luck than bad management! Nicknames are something we use a lot in day to day life so we dive into some of the funniest nicknames we have had sent in! With the US election happening this week Skin wanted to go through some Real or Fake pledges that politicians have made across history. Are they real or did Skin write them? Who knows. The categories game at the end even reveals that Skin has a crippling fear of Swordfish! Here is how it went: Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed utilising recently. You can check them out here. We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. You might be ready to invest in the sock market? Well we've got the Sockolates don't worry about that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gode finished this episode by saying to Leigh, "I think that's the funniest thing you have ever said." We had stopped recording at that point so you don't hear it, but it really does set the tone for the episode this week. We named a Tesla, gave credit to some under-appreciated achievements you guys have notched up that weren't fussed over enough at the time and tried a new game! Footage of Skin being run out has gone viral and we come to a staggering realisation about the pogs. Here is what you are in for: Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed utilising recently. You can check them out here. We also do have plenty of Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. This week we are really finding the We Got The Chocs Brown hat to be the most popular choice! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Leigh and Skin have been putting on a batting masterclass this Cricket season and Leigh wants to start a little competition with Skin around this! We have a Joke of the Week segment for you this week but this time with a twist, the jokes are from the latest “Don’t Laugh Challenge” YouTube video! Making mistakes is in our nature but Skin has some of the biggest mistakes people have made whilst at work. We get Megan on the phone this week to talk about her and her partner Jordan's anniversary gift. Skin and Leighthal went to Moto GP and were on the grid pre race! Lastly, Mickus ran a 100km race this past weekend and the boys want the low down on everything that happened, Mickus has some insane stories from his run! 00:50 Leigh and Skins Cricket Highlights 05:30 Jokes of the Week 08:55 Workplace Mishaps 16:35 Anniversary Gift 26:15 How the Hell Did We Get Here? 31:10 Mickus Ran 100km! 35:10 Spelling Bee 44:15 You're in for an X Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed utilising recently. You can check them out here. We also do have the new Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. This week we are really finding the That’s Stumps hat to be a winner! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you believe magic? You might after Leigh's story because he has been trying to work out this bowling ball trick for a few days now. Leigh has also had a mare this week when watching the show Wicked, he got half way through and then realised that the show is based on a pretty popular film. Skin presents some of the funniest wrong number text messages to the boys, one of them was too much for him to read though! Gode thinks it might be time for Leigh to call stumps on his cricket career. We have some more amazing nicknames for you and may have found our absolute favourite! Here's how it went... 01:20 A Magic Show 06:00 Listen to the Chocs 09:25 Wrong Number Sorry 16:05 Cricket is a Good Game 22:25 Nicknames 29:00 The Age Gauge 37:00 You're in for an X Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed utilising recently. You can check them out here. We also do have the new Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. Is it cold where you are? Have a look at the crew neck sweater! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Leigh and Skin's mum (Dizzle) actually sent them a cracker of a video which shaped some conversation around sentences that would definitely start an argument with your significant other. Mickus thought he was friends with a famous athlete... but he isn't. We have some reviews and voice notes that are real noodle scratches but we work through them. Gode has invented a new game which we workshop on the episode so give us your feedback please. Here is how it went: 00:28 Couple Reviews 03:10 Mickus' Mate 05:45 Listen to the Chocs 10:20 Arguments with your Significant Other 18:06 Cricket Height Checker 26:04 Letter Change the Plot 32:05 Celebrity Guess-timonial 38:30 You're in for an X Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content which many people have really enjoyed utilising recently. You can check them out here. We also do have the new Chocs Gear ready and raring for you. The fleece shorts have been very popular as the casual choice and we will post them to you wherever you are in the world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scouts, we were fortunate enough to chat with a guest who has done something pretty incredible. His name is Tim Franklin, and he just completed the ultimate marathon—he's literally run around the world! From the deserts of Australia to freezing conditions in Europe and everything in between, he’s taken on an insane journey that’s pushed his mental and physical limits. Now we chatted to him pretty much straight after he completed it but obviously it has taken us 4-6 business years to edit and release it so some of the references are a few weeks behind. But he is a great man and also hilarious. So we hope you enjoy his story. Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We assume everyone is still celebrating the amazing Brisbane Lions win in the 2024 AFL Grand Final right? We don't even care if you are reading this in three years time! Gode has a horror story for Skin about parenting that had him thinking about his bathroom storage situation. We had an email from a listener asking for a Namestorm on the phrase 'That Slays' so that it's more acceptable for grown adults to use. The boys have another hypothetical debate that gets Gode thinking about what it would be like to be a Professional Golfer while Leigh more just lists the jobs he would be terrible at! Here is how it went: 00:00 Welcome Scouts 00:30 Parenting Horror Story 03:35 Listen to the Chocs 09:45 100km Trail Run 11:45 Brisbane Lions 18:15 'That Slays' 27:35 Hypothetical 33:35 Human Shazam 39:35 You're In For An X Very appreciative of your support here and we try to provide something useful for you in terms of discount codes and other content! Check it out here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.