The Specialist and AKG Show

In the first show of 2008, and also the first show in over a year, The Specialist and AKG return to the airwaves with special guest Te. The boys discuss Timbaland, 50 Cent, Wyclef Jean, Mary J. Blige, and the infusion of steroids into the hip-hop scene. The lads then pontificate on surgeries gone wrong, the infamous "2 Girls, 1 Cup" phenomenon, Te's quest for one ring to rule them all, and various workplace bathroom episodes. Show 32: "Three Guys, One Cup" recorded: 1/15/2008 length:...

In the first show of 2007, The Specialist and AKG bring sexy back with Justin, Scarlett and Shaq. The boys also discuss Becks, iPhones, seal turds, and the finer points of crushing spreads. Show 31: "Sexy Back Spread Crushers" recorded: 1/18/2007 length: 30:47 size: 28.2mb file type: mp3 bit rate: 128 kb/s

In this instant classic, The Specialist and AKG reel in a Bass, discuss an unpleasant workplace incident for El Specialisto, examine Ronaldinho's late night world cup sex romps and FIFA Playstation habits, and speculate on the copulation potential of various English Premiere League football stars. Show 29: "The Essence of Wetness" recorded: 7/27/2006 length: 40:21 size: 37mb file type: mp3 bit rate: 128 kb/s

The Specialist and AKG get back to business after a summer hiatus punctuated by AKG's trip to Japan and China. Upon return, AKG shares some exciting personal news, and struggles with diarrhea throughout the episode. AKG also stumbles headlong into a fantasy sports controversy between longtime rivals Te and The Specialist. A friendly discussion deteriorates into a full scale brawl that becomes the most violent confrontation on the show to date! Show 30: "Freak Nasty" recorded:...

In this weeks action packed episode, the boys discuss World Cup mayhem and the inordinate number of bookings dished out in this years tournament. The gents also discuss post shower dumps, the return of Roger Clemens, "Nacho Libree", and Adam Sandler's "Click". The lads also debate the hotness and potential of burgeoning female tennis star Nicole Vaidisova. What does the future hold for the sexy young player.....tennis star, or porn star? Show 28: "Book 'Em, Dano" recorded:...

The Specialist and AKG discuss clogs for men, mobsters on scooters, and Ecko Unlimited, and steroids in baseball. This weeks rant asks why the steroids controversy has focused almost exclusively on their impact on the recordbooks, and not on their influence in the outcomes of games, pennant races, playoff series', and World Series championships. In the close, the debut of the second track from the DspecialJ debut album "Stool Sample", a mashup of Jay-Z's "December 4th" and Death Cab for...

After firing a parting shot at Johnny Damon, The Specialist and AKG introduce thier MySpace page with a highlight reel of material from past shows. The boys then unload on ESPN's Rick Sutcliffe and his half-in-the-bag, drunk and disorderly interview on Channel 4 in San Diego during a Padres game, and wrap things up with track three from DspecialJ's debut album Stool Sample. This weeks track is a mash-up of Jay-Z's "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" and "Jesus Walks" by Kanye West. Show 27: "My Space,...

In this week's installment, The Specialist and AKG address proper back-seat windbreaking etiquette, and dissect the 2006 Academy Awards. In their Oscar postmortem, the boys analyze a frightening trend amongst this years best actor nominees, and fight through the spin to reveal the real reason behind Crash's surprise upset win over Brokeback Mountain for the best picture Oscar. In the finale, the first exclusive track from the DspecialJ Jay-Z remix album "Stool Sample" is released. The first...

After another long hiatus, The Specialist and AKG return to discuss diarrhea episodes, chronic anal itch, and the emergence of a hot young talent on the music landscape, DspecialJ. Show 23: "Pounded (Club Mix)" recorded: 12/10/2005 length: 34:35 size: 31.7mb file type: mp3 bit rate: 128 kb/s

The Specialist and AKG welcome back their old friend Te to offer condolences to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. The boys also serve up and epilogue to the previous wind-cheese episode, discuss the HBO dramedy "Entourage", and explore the finer points of John Madden Football 2006. Show 22: "The Cone Wars" recorded: 9/15/2005 length: 30:45 size: 28.2mb file type: mp3 bit rate: 128 kb/s

The Specialist and AKG welcome aboard special first-time guest Brinkman to discuss Jesus pierogie's, the post-Steinbrenner Yankees, the finer points of breaking wind, back to front wiping techniques, khaki pants pee-drip stains, making winkles in the shower, and various other cool places to drain your lizard. Show 21: "Shaking Hands with Dinner" recorded: 8/11/2005 length: 47:01 size: 43.1mb file type: mp3 bit rate: 128 kb/s

The Specialist and AKG reflect on new revelations about Rafael Palmeiro, the mystery of Mr. Harrelson and Mr. Willig, and joining the mile high dump club. The Specialist and AKG then interview a World Series of Poker insider about this years WSOP event: the players, the side games, and the buffets. An insiders guide to the 2005 World Series of Poker. Show 20: "WSOP: Behind the Scenes" recorded: 8/1/2005 length: 47:38 size: 43.7mb file type: mp3 bit rate: 128 kb/s

While watching the Red Sox battle the Chicago White Sox, The Specialist and AKG comment on the broadcasting style of pale hose play-by-play man Ken Harrelson, discuss two of their current favorite TV commercials, and announce the show's recent inclusion into the iTunes Podcasting network. AKG tells a recent bathroom story of woe, and The Specialist and AKG congratulate Lance Armstrong on his inevitable 7th and final victory in the Tour de France. Show 19: "You Can Put It On The...

After a nearly six week hiatus, The Specialist and AKG return to discuss AKG's adventures in academia, the merits of mind altering, anti-psychotic drugs, the state of summer blockbusters, various post-dump wiping techniques, and a Pink Poker Bunny World Series of Poker update. Show 18: "Back from the Dead" recorded: 7/14/2005 length: 31:13 size: 28.6mb file type: mp3 bit rate: 128 kb/s

In the first show recorded from NYC and Chicago, AKG and Te give the blow by blow details (literally and figuratively) of their drive from New Hampshire to Illinois. The lads then engage in a spirited debate on the use of steroids in baseball, and the reasons behind the recent alleged crackdown in the major leagues. At times the argument is so heated that one might wonder if The Specialist's excessive use of "the cream" on his nether-regions may have caused an episode of roid rage on the...

As The Specialist attempts to decide what to order for dinner w/ the help of AKG, the boys discuss the mecca of take-out dining that is mid-town Manhattan. Recorded from New York City and AKG's car somewhere on I-95 along the Massachusetts/New Hampshire border, The Specialist and AKG discuss the vast cornucopia of take-out ordering options in NYC, a selection that is unrivaled anywhere in the known universe. Show 16: "Menu Pages" recorded: 5/20/2005 length: 31:46 size: 29.1mb file type:...

RNT becomes the first ever female guest on The Specialist and AKG Show as the topic of conversation returns to the toilet. The Specialist brings up some new issues regarding workplace bowel movements and RNT reveals hidden secrets about the goings on in the womens workplace lavatory. Show 14: "Super Poopers Pt. 2" recorded: 5/7/2005 length: 31:49 size: 29.1mb file type: mp3 bit rate: 128 kb/s

The Specialist and AKG return from vacation and are joined by in-house poker guru Worm for an in-depth interview with the infamous poker playing Golden Palace Pink Bunny Jeremy Enke. The Specialist and AKG speak with Jeremy about his plans to play in the 2005 World Series of Poker in a Pink Bunny suit with "GoldenPalace.com" emblazoned across his bosom. The Pink Poker Bunny answers hard hitting questions about confronting the likes of Phil Helmuth at the poker table, and dealing with the...

The Specialist and AKG move to Bracketville and hand out poundings with the help of special guests Te and Dick Vitale. The gang discuss the final episode of "Tilt" and The Specialist makes a pitch for the next hit ESPN dramatic series. The Specialist then solicits the advice of AKG, Te, and Dicky V. while filling out his NCAA office basketball pool. Te offers his expert opinions as AKG attempts to outshout him. If you'd like to compete against The Specialist, AKG, and Te online in our Yahoo!...

Despite a rare behind the scenes glimpse that reveals hidden tension in the recording studio, The Specialist and AKG serve up their first poker extravaganza with special guest and resident poker guru Worm. Te also sits in, but disappears mysteriously after the first 10 minutes. The remaining trio discuss a difficult but common hand scenario in no limit Texas hold'em poker, and offer some advice for beginners and Don "The Matador" Everest wannabees alike. Show 07: "Shuffle Up and...