Happy 2019! I hope it’s a good one for all schnooks the world over! In this episode: You Can’t Spell “January” Without “Jury” Music For Schnooks: I have two ears – don’t tell me to listen to The Beatles in mono! Bibliography: WGN Channel 9 – Season’s Greetings – “Happy Holidays” (1979) You, The Juror … Continue reading "Chapter 4"
After a relatively negative chapter, Sean wanted to end 2018 with some positivity. Please enjoy this holiday-themed peek into the life of a schnook! Bibliography: ∙ Photos of the abandoned Dixie Square Mall ∙ Holiday Special Podcast
It’s the Christmas shopping season. As such, this episode’s focus has…sort of a shopping bend to it. Sean recalls his Golden Age of Malls Who is that Masked Man, anyway? Music For Schnooks: Chicago Folkies Edition Bibliography: Schnook Schwag! Support this podcast by shopping for Autobiography of a Schnook goodies at Red Bubble! Enchanted World … Continue reading "Chapter 2"
In the first chapter of Autobiography of a Schnook, Sean focuses on Thanksgiving-related topics: – A Thanksgiving Curse? – Music For Schnooks: Don’t Meet Your Heroes (Troubled Genius Edition) Bibliography In the St. Nick of Time by William Pepper It’s a Podcast, Charlie Brown Atari Bytes
Sean isn’t anybody rich, famous, heroic, or otherwise remarkable; he’s just a schnook. And he’s here to not only tell his story, but also to refer to himself in the third person. As with many autobiographies, we begin this one…with a preface.