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Good Morning Mayberry

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Get your brash and playful insights into behavior, systems and institutions. Come and embrace our encroaching apocalypse with Shift Orion’s Good Morning Mayberry where we’ll dig deep and dissect intersectional nuances of the complex situations you’re facing every day. Life is wild. We have to take the wheel back from Jesus since the boy cannot drive in thongs, and he's from before cars. Come on. Become a monthly patron at patreon.com/GoodMorningMayberry

Get your brash and playful insights into behavior, systems and institutions. Come and embrace our encroaching apocalypse with Shift Orion’s Good Morning Mayberry where we’ll dig deep and dissect intersectional nuances of the complex situations you’re facing every day. Life is wild. We have to take the wheel back from Jesus since the boy cannot drive in thongs, and he's from before cars. Come on. Become a monthly patron at patreon.com/GoodMorningMayberry

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Get your brash and playful insights into behavior, systems and institutions. Come and embrace our encroaching apocalypse with Shift Orion’s Good Morning Mayberry where we’ll dig deep and dissect intersectional nuances of the complex situations you’re facing every day. Life is wild. We have to take the wheel back from Jesus since the boy cannot drive in thongs, and he's from before cars. Come on. Become a monthly patron at patreon.com/GoodMorningMayberry

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English


Episodes

Jesus Took The Wheel - Bonus

3/29/2021
Shift Orion slides briefly into your earholes with: - an update about personal emergencies - deconstruction of a close encounter of the silly little hater kind. - talks about accidentally drinking too much - announcement of the upcoming new podcast Master Of Propaganda!

Duration:00:49:15

This Little Light Of Mine Is Fine w Tiana J - Bonus

3/21/2021
Excerpt of Shift Orion and Tiana J talking about trying to relax as a fixed sign in Gemini and Saggitarius vibes. Come jump in the time machine to a month ago and celebrate Tiana’s 13 year anniversary and hear the story of how she met Joy. Then she preaches about the old chestnut, This Little Light Of Mine. Shift uplifts Sigour Ros’ music video for Vario, expresses unease about technology, and invites you all to go in on a meal for him to celebrate his 4-year celibacy anniversary that...

Duration:00:28:28

S2E11 - Pt 2 Sister Mary HotTakes Unmasks 90s Kids Favorite Shows Probably Being Made By A Pedophile

3/14/2021
Shift Orion is back with his brother Blake (aka Sister Mary HotTakes) resuming the terrible discussion on the unsettling, infuriating legacy of Nickelodeon and Dan Schneider. Don’t forget your tin foil hat, “ShitStorm© DeepWeb™” muck boots, and stay hydrated on your Haterade because it’s HOT IN HELL. (“ShitStorm© DeepWeb™” is a fauxbrand and not a real rabbit hole protective gear and apparel company. For now.)

Duration:01:07:27

S2E10 - Pt 1 Sister Mary HotTakes Unmasks 90s Kids Favorite Shows Probably Being Made By A Pedophile

3/7/2021
Get ready to be donkey-kicked down a rabbit hole of analyzing kids’ television made by loud sexual predators. Sister Mary HotTakes, aka Blake, brings us on a logically erratic trek through an absolute nostalgia sewer system to autopsy the impacts of the career 90’s producer Dan Schneider built with his predatory working relationship with Amanda Bynes, Arianna Grande, Keenan Thompson, and other child actors under his lenses. Blake connects the conspiracy facts of Jimmy Savile with what we...

Duration:00:56:07

PROMO - S2E9 - Cancel Culture Club: Larry Lyons Unmasks Slave 4 Who (basic promo)

3/2/2021
2-minute promo clip of Larry Lyons and Shift Orion leading a rabbithole exploration into Britney Spears’ career. Learn about ghouls like: Max Martin (a goblin who made a life writing sex songs for children) Francis Lawrence (a mask burp incarnate with a compulsion to cosplay white girls in other cultures’ skins) Justin Timberlake (an ice prince made entirely of glass) Pharrell Williams of The Neptunes (an elder urban boy nymph who maybe sweats an elixir of youth) Shift makes wild...

Duration:00:02:01

S2E9 - Cancel Culture Club: Larry Lyons Unmasks Slave 4 Who

3/1/2021
Larry Lyons returns! To platform over Britney Spears’ career & lead us through a rabbit hole full of ghouls with names like Max Martin (a goblin who made a life writing sex songs for children). Francis Lawrence (a mask burp incarnate with a compulsion to cosplay white girls in other cultures’ skins), Justin Timberlake (an ice prince made entirely of glass), and Pharrell Williams of The Neptunes (an elder urban boy nymph who maybe sweats an elixir of youth). Shift reveals more of his...

Duration:01:18:05

S2E8 - X Have Over 500 Words For X

2/21/2021
Audrey Sterling breaks down the impacts of whiteness on white people, surveillance tech, and intellectual prosthetic connection to transhumanist inventions. Shift bitches about people binging data and using each other as vomitoriums. Lament the open field World Wide Web turning into a technofascist corporatocracy!

Duration:01:13:03

S2E7 - I'm Not Good Enough

2/15/2021
Have a short chat with Shift about the work of keeping ships relating, how resistance of our own passions can convert into delusions of mediocrity, and pushing through feelings of abandonment and inadequacy to show up for the program. Shift opens up about his emotional preciousness and reactivity in The Fall of 2020, how he intentionally created a caustic environment for people who triggered his grief, and questions how any deity could be described as “infallible” or “omniscient” when...

Duration:00:20:31

S2E6 - Mercury: a vucking fampire

2/8/2021
Shift pushes through the cosmic weather to talk a bit about: And we swear Shift only goes off for one moment about BlueMAGA. Dedicated to Rico, a chihuahua who got very very old, ????-2021

Duration:00:38:07

S2E5 - Sister Mary HotTakes Spills Fauci's Tea

1/31/2021
What does Vito Russo (The Celluloid Closet) have to do with Anthony Fauci? “Sister Mary HotTakes” Blake is back to pour all the tea for you and Shift Orion. In this episode, Blake talks about having to cancel his trip to hug Shift before getting into the similarities of the historic AIDS crisis and the current COVID crises, Fauci’s commitment to ignorance, and his refusal to approve effective international treatments for AIDS people dying in the US. Shift flips out when he realizes that...

Duration:00:52:00

S2E4 - Cancel Culture Club Features Nikki Aliah's Earth Is Ghetto

1/23/2021
Nikki Aliah's Earth Is Ghetto, a soulful new song about escaping the planet, has launched into viral revere! In this episode, Shift Orion gives the wheel to Black Literature expert Larry Lyons who jettisons our agenda about Britney Spears to take us on a voyage through Afrofuturism, practical time travel, and honoring powerful Black creators by contextually uplifting Nikki Aliah's work in concert with other artistic technologists. We’re also going in to discover some impacts of misguided...

Duration:01:08:23

Asking For A Planet In Labor Part 2 w/ Eugene Steele - BONUS

1/19/2021
In part 2 of this bonus set, we are getting into a topic about a recent livestream broadcast that was brought to Shift’s attention by Eugene. The original video has been removed. It’s extremely violent and not in any way satirical, ironic, or disingenuous. We’ve got a link to a deconstruction of a screen capture of it here even though it may be pulled again. It's a video of 3 drunk not-exclusively-white men talking about committing acts of violence and calling for civil war as retaliation...

Duration:01:35:23

Asking For A Planet In Labor Part 1 w/ Mo Garvey - BONUS

1/18/2021
Mo Garvey returns to talk about the momentum of the Twitter conflict over what a “real leftist” is or isn’t. Shift declares himself the Leftist Purity Test in the leftier-than-thou game, then manages to make reference to Eckhart Tolle’s The Power of Now and Robert Evan’s Behind The Bastards. All hail the labeling and dragging of the Boutique Left and their virtue signaling and cherry-pick stylist shopping for culture to wear. Come on in and hear about “fascism”, “communism”, and how people...

Duration:01:18:55

S2E3 - Rock Boat, Force Vote

1/17/2021
Monique Garvey joins a spacey Shift Orion to talk about sociopolitical confusion, parasocial relationships, and anti-sycophantic avoidance. We dissect the logic of some statist trajectories and ideas. We scratch the surface on the essence and utility of the word “coon” and the awkward soft censorship of the word on FaceBookInc social media before juggling nuance about covid vaccine anxiety. Come make fun of landlords crying about eviction moratoriums. Mo goes off about superficial...

Duration:01:17:59

BONUS - So, We Just Wanna Say That We Told Y'all So

1/14/2021
In 2011, Shift and Blake, aka Bakesale, aka Sister Mary HotTakes, met on the street, there was an immediate connection, and now in 2021 they have ripped a wormhole into the past to bring you back hot, hot tea for your apocalypse buffet. Join us in a comparison of social movements, mainstream media irresponsibility, and personal impact of mass demonstrations from Occupy to whatever the fuck has been happening since 2020. Come for the protest breakdowns, stay for the Lindsey Graham gossip,...

Duration:01:43:11

PREVIEW - "ironically unfascist" clip from bonus episode - So, We Just Wanna Say That We Told Y'all So

1/13/2021
Preview of tomorrow's bonus episode with Shift and Sister Mary HotTakes, a.k.a Bakesale, a.k.a. Blake.

Duration:00:03:43

S2E2 - The Difference An Idea Can Be

1/10/2021
Today's episode was recorded a month ago and the mood is a dated fresh breath of some kind of air. Your good ol host Shift is joined by Eugene Steele in California and Yolanda Fulmer in Alaska to have a soberingly psychedelic discussion about community, responsibility, restorative communication, and compassion. Come join this powerful chat about social beliefs, the abstract nature of capital, and hypotheses of responsible activist DNA coding.

Duration:01:07:50

So These People Have Stormed The Capitol - Bonus

1/8/2021
In this steaming hot take bonus episode, learn about how Shift got a unicorn coloring book and 152 crayons and that's the biggest news of the week. Ryan, however, saw many hours of mainstream news so he's here to discuss the sycophantic coverage of the most boring wannabe coup ever. Shift informs the world that "leftist" white women and gays tried to sully Horny Twitter by disappointing everything again "simping for nazi dick" then he absolutely flips out when Ryan tells him the news said...

Duration:05:22:00

PREVIEW - "Manifest Casual Flex" clip from S2E2 - Got Faith?

1/6/2021
In this preview of next Sunday's episode, Shift tells Yolanda and Eugene about Good Morning Mayberry slamming its one month milestone download goal.

Duration:00:02:52

PREVIEW - "Why I Do" clip from S2E2 - Got Faith?

1/5/2021
A preview from next Sunday's upcoming episode wherein Shift Orion connects with Yolanda Fulmer in Alaska and Eugene Steele in California to discuss recovery from religious abuse, spirituality, activism, and radical healing practices.

Duration:00:02:53