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Get your brash and playful insights into behavior, systems and institutions. Come and embrace our encroaching apocalypse with Shift Orion’s Good Morning Mayberry where we’ll dig deep and dissect intersectional nuances of the complex situations you’re facing every day. Life is wild. We have to take the wheel back from Jesus since the boy cannot drive in thongs, and he's from before cars. Come on. Become a monthly patron at patreon.com/GoodMorningMayberry

Get your brash and playful insights into behavior, systems and institutions. Come and embrace our encroaching apocalypse with Shift Orion’s Good Morning Mayberry where we’ll dig deep and dissect intersectional nuances of the complex situations you’re facing every day. Life is wild. We have to take the wheel back from Jesus since the boy cannot drive in thongs, and he's from before cars. Come on. Become a monthly patron at patreon.com/GoodMorningMayberry

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Get your brash and playful insights into behavior, systems and institutions. Come and embrace our encroaching apocalypse with Shift Orion’s Good Morning Mayberry where we’ll dig deep and dissect intersectional nuances of the complex situations you’re facing every day. Life is wild. We have to take the wheel back from Jesus since the boy cannot drive in thongs, and he's from before cars. Come on. Become a monthly patron at patreon.com/GoodMorningMayberry

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English


Episodes

Hold The Line w/ Sam Amato

9/24/2022
Starbucks fired Sam Amato after he’d devoted 13 years to them because he gathered with other team members to organize ways of ensuring they all have what they need to survive and thrive! So… your good ol host Shift quested deep into the interwebs to find Sam and bring him here for you to meet him and learn about the details of how Sam and his community are pushing back against Starbucks in a fun, sweet conversation. You’ll be glad you joined us for this one! After breaking down the events...

Duration:00:47:17

JJ Obee and the Tiktok Tales of Elder Millennials feat. Pico the Dying Pterodactyl

7/17/2022
Back to 9/23/2021 on another time travel episode! JJ Obee joins your host Shift Orion in a vulnerable, funny 2-part episode. In Part 1, Shift reveals the challenges he faced when coming out of lockdown. JJ details how they met Shift and how they ended up with a furry pterodactyl who was supposed to be dying already... then had a miraculous and annoying recovery. JJ and Shift talk about the power and nutrition in human interactions and how lockdown and reemergence impacted their mental...

Duration:00:46:51

See? I'm A Part Of Your Circle with See Cristian Ellauri

7/11/2022
Time jump back to February 14, 2021… when See Ellauri floated through Good Morning Mayberry to chat with Shift Orion. Hold space for infinite energies, flow state, unveiling, and listening while digging into chaos-order, grounding in charged social energy, and having insight about internal voices. Shift pulls his head out of his unicorn coloring books to get updates See delivered about the political events of the day. Spoiler alert - there was no impeachment declared that day. Anyhooo… Back...

Duration:01:13:48

Labyrinth with Cara Cordoni

7/3/2022
Well, hey there, Mayberry! Get tf in here and talk about labyrinths, goals, demons, and persistence against resistance with guest host Cara Cordoni and your good ol host Shift Orion! Check out Cara's coaching at caracordonicoaching.com Feel like dropping us a line? Ping us at connect@goodmorningmayberry.com Want to connect by phone? Call us at 1-415-343-4420 We have a website at goodmorningmayberry.com! Join the scene at www.patreon.com/goodmorningmayberry!

Duration:00:54:24

Season 3 Intro - I Heard You B*tches Was Lewkin' For Me

7/3/2022
We're back! Thank heck! Did you miss us??? Good! We missed you too.... Welcome back! Feel like dropping us a line? Ping us at connect@goodmorningmayberry.com Want to connect by phone? Call us at 1-415-343-4420 We have a website at goodmorningmayberry.com ! www.patreon.com/goodmorningmayberry

Duration:00:07:09

Jesus Took The Wheel - Bonus

3/29/2021
Shift Orion slides briefly into your earholes with: - an update about personal emergencies - deconstruction of a close encounter of the silly little hater kind. - talks about accidentally drinking too much - announcement of the upcoming new podcast Master Of Propaganda!

Duration:00:49:15

This Little Light Of Mine Is Fine w Tiana J - Bonus

3/21/2021
Excerpt of Shift Orion and Tiana J talking about trying to relax as a fixed sign in Gemini and Saggitarius vibes. Come jump in the time machine to a month ago and celebrate Tiana’s 13 year anniversary and hear the story of how she met Joy. Then she preaches about the old chestnut, This Little Light Of Mine. Shift uplifts Sigour Ros’ music video for Vario, expresses unease about technology, and invites you all to go in on a meal for him to celebrate his 4-year celibacy anniversary that...

Duration:00:28:28

S2E11 - Pt 2 Sister Mary HotTakes Unmasks 90s Kids Favorite Shows Probably Being Made By A Pedophile

3/14/2021
Shift Orion is back with his brother Blake (aka Sister Mary HotTakes) resuming the terrible discussion on the unsettling, infuriating legacy of Nickelodeon and Dan Schneider. Don’t forget your tin foil hat, “ShitStorm© DeepWeb™” muck boots, and stay hydrated on your Haterade because it’s HOT IN HELL. (“ShitStorm© DeepWeb™” is a fauxbrand and not a real rabbit hole protective gear and apparel company. For now.)

Duration:01:07:27

S2E10 - Pt 1 Sister Mary HotTakes Unmasks 90s Kids Favorite Shows Probably Being Made By A Pedophile

3/7/2021
Get ready to be donkey-kicked down a rabbit hole of analyzing kids’ television made by loud sexual predators. Sister Mary HotTakes, aka Blake, brings us on a logically erratic trek through an absolute nostalgia sewer system to autopsy the impacts of the career 90’s producer Dan Schneider built with his predatory working relationship with Amanda Bynes, Arianna Grande, Keenan Thompson, and other child actors under his lenses. Blake connects the conspiracy facts of Jimmy Savile with what we...

Duration:00:56:07

PROMO - S2E9 - Cancel Culture Club: Larry Lyons Unmasks Slave 4 Who (basic promo)

3/2/2021
2-minute promo clip of Larry Lyons and Shift Orion leading a rabbithole exploration into Britney Spears’ career. Learn about ghouls like: Max Martin (a goblin who made a life writing sex songs for children) Francis Lawrence (a mask burp incarnate with a compulsion to cosplay white girls in other cultures’ skins) Justin Timberlake (an ice prince made entirely of glass) Pharrell Williams of The Neptunes (an elder urban boy nymph who maybe sweats an elixir of youth) Shift makes wild...

Duration:00:02:01

S2E9 - Cancel Culture Club: Larry Lyons Unmasks Slave 4 Who

3/1/2021
Larry Lyons returns! To platform over Britney Spears’ career & lead us through a rabbit hole full of ghouls with names like Max Martin (a goblin who made a life writing sex songs for children). Francis Lawrence (a mask burp incarnate with a compulsion to cosplay white girls in other cultures’ skins), Justin Timberlake (an ice prince made entirely of glass), and Pharrell Williams of The Neptunes (an elder urban boy nymph who maybe sweats an elixir of youth). Shift reveals more of his...

Duration:01:18:05

S2E8 - X Have Over 500 Words For X

2/21/2021
Audrey Sterling breaks down the impacts of whiteness on white people, surveillance tech, and intellectual prosthetic connection to transhumanist inventions. Shift bitches about people binging data and using each other as vomitoriums. Lament the open field World Wide Web turning into a technofascist corporatocracy!

Duration:01:13:03

S2E7 - I'm Not Good Enough

2/15/2021
Have a short chat with Shift about the work of keeping ships relating, how resistance of our own passions can convert into delusions of mediocrity, and pushing through feelings of abandonment and inadequacy to show up for the program. Shift opens up about his emotional preciousness and reactivity in The Fall of 2020, how he intentionally created a caustic environment for people who triggered his grief, and questions how any deity could be described as “infallible” or “omniscient” when...

Duration:00:20:31

S2E6 - Mercury: a vucking fampire

2/8/2021
Shift pushes through the cosmic weather to talk a bit about: And we swear Shift only goes off for one moment about BlueMAGA. Dedicated to Rico, a chihuahua who got very very old, ????-2021

Duration:00:38:07

S2E5 - Sister Mary HotTakes Spills Fauci's Tea

1/31/2021
What does Vito Russo (The Celluloid Closet) have to do with Anthony Fauci? “Sister Mary HotTakes” Blake is back to pour all the tea for you and Shift Orion. In this episode, Blake talks about having to cancel his trip to hug Shift before getting into the similarities of the historic AIDS crisis and the current COVID crises, Fauci’s commitment to ignorance, and his refusal to approve effective international treatments for AIDS people dying in the US. Shift flips out when he realizes that...

Duration:00:52:00

S2E4 - Cancel Culture Club Features Nikki Aliah's Earth Is Ghetto

1/23/2021
Nikki Aliah's Earth Is Ghetto, a soulful new song about escaping the planet, has launched into viral revere! In this episode, Shift Orion gives the wheel to Black Literature expert Larry Lyons who jettisons our agenda about Britney Spears to take us on a voyage through Afrofuturism, practical time travel, and honoring powerful Black creators by contextually uplifting Nikki Aliah's work in concert with other artistic technologists. We’re also going in to discover some impacts of misguided...

Duration:01:08:23

Asking For A Planet In Labor Part 2 w/ Eugene Steele - BONUS

1/19/2021
In part 2 of this bonus set, we are getting into a topic about a recent livestream broadcast that was brought to Shift’s attention by Eugene. The original video has been removed. It’s extremely violent and not in any way satirical, ironic, or disingenuous. We’ve got a link to a deconstruction of a screen capture of it here even though it may be pulled again. It's a video of 3 drunk not-exclusively-white men talking about committing acts of violence and calling for civil war as retaliation...

Duration:01:35:23

Asking For A Planet In Labor Part 1 w/ Mo Garvey - BONUS

1/18/2021
Mo Garvey returns to talk about the momentum of the Twitter conflict over what a “real leftist” is or isn’t. Shift declares himself the Leftist Purity Test in the leftier-than-thou game, then manages to make reference to Eckhart Tolle’s The Power of Now and Robert Evan’s Behind The Bastards. All hail the labeling and dragging of the Boutique Left and their virtue signaling and cherry-pick stylist shopping for culture to wear. Come on in and hear about “fascism”, “communism”, and how people...

Duration:01:18:55

S2E3 - Rock Boat, Force Vote

1/17/2021
Monique Garvey joins a spacey Shift Orion to talk about sociopolitical confusion, parasocial relationships, and anti-sycophantic avoidance. We dissect the logic of some statist trajectories and ideas. We scratch the surface on the essence and utility of the word “coon” and the awkward soft censorship of the word on FaceBookInc social media before juggling nuance about covid vaccine anxiety. Come make fun of landlords crying about eviction moratoriums. Mo goes off about superficial...

Duration:01:17:59

BONUS - So, We Just Wanna Say That We Told Y'all So

1/14/2021
In 2011, Shift and Blake, aka Bakesale, aka Sister Mary HotTakes, met on the street, there was an immediate connection, and now in 2021 they have ripped a wormhole into the past to bring you back hot, hot tea for your apocalypse buffet. Join us in a comparison of social movements, mainstream media irresponsibility, and personal impact of mass demonstrations from Occupy to whatever the fuck has been happening since 2020. Come for the protest breakdowns, stay for the Lindsey Graham gossip,...

Duration:01:43:11